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Posted - Jul 2 2019 : 12:34PM
I hate a majority of people's obsession with anal. Whenever there is a new thread of a performer, boom "I hope she does anal!" Or if a performer has a new agency, "No anal oh come on!" Who cares, anal is not really a big deal and the genre doesn't really appeal to me.
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Posted - Jul 2 2019 : 11:18PM
^ Yeah I hate when companies show a certain picture whether its on a box cover or for an upcoming scene and its different in the actual scene. An example is if a performer is totally nude and all of a sudden you watch the scene and she keeps items of clothing on.
I actually went through and read all 59 pages in this topic. Some really good points brought up and some funny ones. Vaginal sex? Lol. How can you watch porn and hate vaginal sex?
Things I hate that has already been mentioned before:
1- guys talking/moaning in scenes. Stfu dudes, it's the women I want to hear, not dudes yapping away ruining good scenes.
2- continuation of #1, I actually like POV scenes, but the POV cameraman should also shut the hell up since the microphone is closer to him than the women who are the only ones I'm interested in hearing. I end up watching these with the volume muted because it's a total boner killer while I'm trying to enjoy the sounds and moaning the women makes then some dudes voice and moans just have to cut in and ruin it all. AtkGirlfriends films the perfect POV scenes if you ask me. Also, why no POV IR scenes?
3- Incest. Gross, gross, gross, fucking disgusting. It's freaking everywhere. Why is it when a female star get older, she has to be the "mom" figure in GG scenes? There are an unlimited amount of other things an older women can be instead of the boner killer "mom" label. Gross. What happened to the milf label? Then there's certain sites with the name mom/dad plastered in actual video watermark. Gross.
4- males getting a rimjob. Barf, double barf. Yuck.
5- The cock furniture who keeps insisting on slapping the women's ass or some other weird shit these men like to do that's been mentioned here before.
6- Camera angles that focus on the male faces, butts, bunghole, whatever. If I wanted to see those I'm sure there are plenty of gay men sites that would oblige, but I.have.no.interest.in seeing dudes fuck-faces nor their bungholes.
6- porn stars who get surgery and change the very thing or things that attracted their customers to them in the first place. Yes, I get it, it's the women's choice, but some changes add years to a porn star's looks and drastically changes them.
7- Models who are clearly making money in porn but yet in their social media, you constantly see posts begging for things like "help me to buy my weed" or "I need money to go home" seriously?
Things I haven't seen mention yet:
I enjoy the pic set as much as or even more than the videos, I'm going to include some frustrations about theses below:
1- We're not stuck in 2004 and using Windows XP anymore, upgrade your pix size please! There should be no excuse to be selling pic sets with resolutions lower than 2000px at minimum on one side. Some sets I feel as though I need to break out the old magnifying glass, sheesh.
2- Sites that drag out a single shoot from models over span of years. Looking at you Cosmid and Zishy! They have a bad habit of slow dripping out sets shot years ago and this so-called "new" set of a certain model most definitely is not how the model looks like now, but instead was clearly shot when she first entered the industry. I'll see a model I love appear on these sites, but I'm extremely reluctant to buy, because her next set may be released a year from now, and then another, 6 months after that and it's obvious as day that these are all continuation of the same photoshoot.
3- Videos and pic sets that have the porn stars in sexy skirts and/or loose fitting tops but we never get an upskirt or some downblouse teasing. I mean, I can't wait for her clothes to come off and get fucked, but some pre-fucking teasing is always nice.
4- Am I the only who prefers seeing porn stars in normal, everyday clothes in their scenes rather than looking like they just stepped out of a stripper bar?
It took awhile, I had a bout of insomnia this morning and had been wanting to go through this thread for awhile now. A little over 3 hours I think. I had nothing better to do today and and every page was both enlightening and entertaining.
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Posted - Jul 3 2019 : 11:36PM
Wow that is crazy. Idt I read three hours in a week lol The most I read is a few minutes at on time on here, Facebook, and texts lol At least you got entertainment out of it.
Yep, it's been mentioned up thread, lol. I agree that underwater sex looks ridiculous and doesn't seem safe at all.
One more thing I forgot to mention on my list that has been said before but I think needs repeating is porn stars sharing names of other porn stars or TV actresses or even TV characters. Makes researching things difficult. A new example of which is a porn star who took the name of a character from an extremely popular TV show who was a kid through out most of the series. Who thought that was a good idea? No fucking way am I ever going to search for that particular porn star for obvious reasons.
A lack of behind the scenes footage on dvds. I don't know if that has been mentioned or not but I really enjoy watching them because they go to the heart of the individual and their personality. I never cared much for Renee Richards until I saw a BTS interview with her. Red Light District always had great ones to be fair.
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Posted - Jul 6 2019 : 8:36AM
When a girl gets a facial but is groced out by it!!
When tits are out of proportion (sorry Lolo ferrari)
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Posted - Jul 6 2019 : 11:25AM
That has happened to me multiple times by several studios. I see the pics from the scene thinking im going to be getting some Gorgeous CMNF Sex and i watch the video and its not CMNF at all.
Or it is CMNF and the guy is naked in still shots for a scene in which hes fully clothed the entire scene. The old big tits at work scene [Moving up] with Richelle Ryan is a prime example. Look at the photos stills for the scene and then the screeshots from the actual scene.
Night & Day.
They seem to know CMNF offers a heavy striking visual tit-a-lation and yet cock block when its time to deliver the goods.
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Posted - Jul 6 2019 : 12:34PM
I personally hate Anal rosebuds. Doesn't loop appealing to me.
And why is it that White women with dreads almost always wind up in S&M vids?
I also hate when a woman attempts to portray having a big ass by putting a belt or any other type of lining below their asscheeks to make it appear as if they have a plump round ass when they actually don't, in addition to photos being taken from below to portray that as well. I've been fooled enough in the past by this only to be let down.
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Posted - Jul 6 2019 : 6:37PM
dreads, shaved heads and ... the bullring in the nose... dont get me started on face tattoos on men or women
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I was just thinking this a day or so ago. Somebody must be making money off of providing porn wardrobes because you see more of the costumes than actual skin. I don't need the women to be all glam'd up with too much makeup, garter belts, spiked heels & a fur coat. Don't get me started on leg warmers, socks, sneakers & head gear in porn!
I'd prefer to see my favorite girls in some casual wear (a little lip stick, shorts, mini skirt or a sun dress, sandals with a pretty manicure/pedicure etc.) and then bare-ass naked when it's sex time. Anything more than that is just overkill & distracting. Unless that's the point? Perhaps most of these actresses aren't all that nasty/freaky in reality so to push the illusion they gotta keep the slut-wear on even while fucking?
"Twist Your Head Around; It's All Around You"
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Posted - Jul 7 2019 : 1:31AM
when the sex is going spectacularly and they do a quick and inexplicable fade cut to the next part of the scene.
baffling!
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Posted - Jul 7 2019 : 5:03AM
Have to disagree there. I thought Riley Nixon and Joslyn James looked very hot with the shaved head look
Dirty tongues, fake cum, bruises, unruly pubes, no chemistry, no kissing, ugly male talent, disinterested people, POV or wide angle camera views or anything that tries to make the scene look like it was shot on an old camera phone (Blacked Raw)
- Almost no clothed grinding/dryhumping. - No breast sucking unless there's lactation. When there is no lactation, they usually just flick their tongue on it a bit before moving away. I want to see more real latching.
Pregnant girl/woman porn. It's a huge turnoff for me because the thought of fucking a woman with a live almost born baby in her womb just sounds fucked up big time.
Women don't stop having sex when they become pregnant, lol. Pregnant women is sexy and sort of a rarity in porn and I enjoy seeing a pregnant woman getting fucked.
1. Having the dude fap to cum. If I wanted to watch gay porn, I'd watch gay porn. If he pulls out and cums, it's one thing, but if he's gotta fap for more than 5 seconds, instant boner kill.
2. Kinda inline with point 1, when they are going at it, and camera changes to the dudes ass. Again, if I wanted to watch gay porn, I'd watch gay porn.
3. Scene titles that are off. Personally I'm a big tittyfuck fan. But many times a scene calls itself a tittyfuck scene for a half hour vid, and there's like 2 mins of actual tittyfucking and about 10 mins of anal.... This is not a titttyfuck vid, just that simple.
4. I'm not really into anal or violent fucking, and it seems to me that every scene has to have anal and choking, extremely overdone at this point.
5. Incest is way overdone at this point too. Granted, at this point, if the scene is good, like a good threesome, I'll just turn off the sound and then ti's just a 3some.
^ Reply to 1, different strokes for different folks. I love it when the guy jacks off for a while as the female is waiting patiently, and if it bothers you, don't look at the cock but her face instead.
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Posted - Jul 9 2019 : 11:24PM
I'm totally with you on both of these things. When it comes to bad camera angles, the low-to-the-ground shots where you're looking up at the action always fuckin' annoy me. Extreme closeup shots of the pentration also bore me very quickly. Speaking of closeup shots, that's my biggest gripe when it comes to the intro/tease portions of scenes. Where, instead of the person with the camera stepping back so we can get a head-to-toe view of the girl, they instead hold the camera right up to her body for ridiculously close shots of her body parts. This is like my one and only problem with Mason's style, she insists on these closeup shots to fill most, if not all, of the tease sequences in HardX scenes, not to mention her Elegant Angel scenes from back in the day.
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Posted - Jul 12 2019 : 1:40PM
I've noticed lately in Naughty America scenes they have a performer with a different name for a scene which I find lame. Its one thing if its for a movie but not for a single scene. An example is today Michele James has a scene and in the description it says Hailey Hook (Michele James). Just say Michele James don't add a name besides her stage name.
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Posted - Jul 13 2019 : 1:04PM
^ I don't think that is the case. I know they have done it for other performers too. On the Naughty America site it has Hailey Hook and Michele's name in parentheses so if she was going by Hailey Hook they wouldn't include Michele's name. Michele didn't announce anything in regards to a name change on Twitter either.
Not really something I hate, but something I kinda just don't care to see; girls shoving vegetables up each others assholes. Don't get me wrong, I love watching girls stick stuff up each others butts!! Fruit, I can take. Bananas, strawberries, apples, oranges, whatever, but stuff like cucumbers, squash, celery, onions, etc--for some reason that doesn't do it for me. Maybe because as a kid I hated vegetables...who knows? LOL!
1. Girl and the guy are kissing and really into it meanwhile the camera guy has got the camera pointed at her ass or somewhere else.
2. Guy starts an epic facial and girl is blocking it with her hand. If you didn't want to do the facial then let the guy know up front but don't ruin the cumshot!
3. Guys that can't or don't like eating pussy eating pussy. It always shows
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Posted - Jul 14 2019 : 1:43PM
I don't like when they label porn stars in their 20s as "teens." Bella Rolland is 24 and Mofos had her in the Stranded Teens series. There are plenty other examples as well but when a performer are in their 20s its much more of a reach as to someone who is 20.
Nepotism is ok and it's fine to have the same faces and bulletproof dicks for decades, but if you look at i.e. fashion shows or walk down the street you'll realize modern male performers just look disgusting. Why modern though, the bulk has barely changed since the 00s.
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Posted - Jul 15 2019 : 6:48AM
What I hate in both real life and porn if is older women trying to act young by dressing young and hairstyles
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Posted - Jul 15 2019 : 6:50AM
What if a girl gets zoomed into and you see a pimple? Do you say they shouldn't have zoomed in or are you gonna argue that it is good because in "normal" life it can also happen.
One older scene that I have in mind asking this was the old Bookworm Bitches clip of Annie Cruz