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^I second that suggestion but with an addendum. I sometime prefer the no or little emotion to the over the top that is part of so many modern porn videos. If we are to believe them then women have multiple orgasms the moment you touch them and it is loud.
I don't like parody porn, or themed porn, or comedic porn. I like my porn to be serious and intense. Porn stars are not comedians, I don't want to see them try to be funny. I want to watch them have nasty sex. It always make for a weird mood change when, in a parody title, the sex actually starts.
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BallsDeepX Deactivated User
13 Posts 4/19
Posted - Nov 1 2019 : 1:32PM
With all those years watching porn, I became very selective about the male performers I like to watch. Unfortunately I really dislike and avoid some of the current big names like Manuel, Markus or Isiah. They were much better male performers back then and they looked in shape at least. Maybe it's all those dad bodies people watching porn enjoying that and not feeling insecure.
I don't understand all the negativity towards guys like Manuel or Rocco, they're top notch in my book. It should be standard in porn that male performers fuck like them.
I hate the way the women yell real loud. It looks fake and sounds fake. Most women when getting fucked and are enjoying it just moan and groan. It's more realistic.
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wickerman1271 Deactivated User
867 Posts 1/09
Posted - Nov 2 2019 : 4:23PM
I hate many things
1. Girls that ruin their perfect natural bodies with excessive plastic surgery and tats 2. Scat , pissing and other similar amenities 3. BDSM , torture 4. Fat pornstars 5. ZZ 6. POW
1. I've never been a huge fan of cumshots. Porn is about fantasy and when I fantasize about having sex with a girl, the fantasy never ends in me just jerking myself off at the end. It's not as bad if the girl is doing it with her mouth/hands but I still prefer intervals/cream pies 2. Scenes that have a noticeable cut before the guy finishes. I can't get past the idea that they could have stopped having sex 20 minutes before the orgasm and the guy has just been sitting there jacking off for 20 minutes before the camera cuts back in to him cumming. Or maybe they guy cums early in the scene and they edit it to look like it's at the end. I like a long continuous ending without any angle changes or camera cuts before the finish. Again, this is about fantasy and I don't like to think that the guy is struggling to orgasm. 3. Soft dicks/guys that take forever to get hard or orgasm even when they are clearly trying to. 4. When super successful stars fall into the trap of thinking implants/tattoos/lip injections will make them look better. It's more likely to end a career. 5. Scenes/positions where only 1/4 of the guys dick is penetrating the pussy or ass and he's not even close to balls deep.
How many times does it have to be said? Girls sucking on dildos. What a waste of screen time. I don't care how pretty you think you are, no guy wants to see you sucking a dildo. If you are going to suck something, just suck a dick! Pretty faces and deep throating skills don't mean shit on a dildo!! If you need lube to get it in the other girl's asshole, use some kind of edible lube like Adriano uses (whatever that is, I don't know, but girls seem to have no problem with it in their mouth!) Just get the dildo back in that other girl's asshole!!!
This is something that's been happening alot and it happened in the past but seems to be happening far too often now.
Guys drooling out spit onto girls, either on their bodies or into their mouths like that's fucking sexy? THAT'S DISGUSTING. Stop that shit IMMEDIATELY FFS it ruins the entire scene.
Also guys putting their feet on girls heads or their toes into their mouths.. WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE THE GUYS FUCKING FEET!!!! FFS! STOP IT!
I'd like to add to my original post just to point out that I hate anything fake in porn outside of acting. Some examples:
1. Mike Adriano has been using the technique of putting his whole cock into a girls mouth as he finishes, assumably to mask the fact that he's not really ejaculating, just acting like it.
2. Fake semen used for either cream pies or cum shots. I've seen a lot of videos, especially on things like legal porno or cum4k where the camera pans to a zoomed in shot of the girls face for 20-30 seconds and it's super obvious that the guy who is fucking her has pulled out so that a fake load can be inserted while her pussy/ass is off screen and then they zoom out and the guy is "cumming" and pulls out to reveal a huge load although we never really saw the muscles around his cock contract to pump anything out and we never saw any cum actually leave the tip. Another trick that's used is a small tube that is positioned on the side of the dick and if it's placed right and the camera is right. It looks like the guy is cumming but it's just being pumped through a tube. I like when you can really see that it's coming out of the urethra and not it's a real orgasm.
3. Fake ATM shots with cutting the scene. I've seen a few times where there is a very obvious change in camera angle or position between the time the guy pulls out of a girls ass and when she starts sucking. Sometimes the camera changes a little bit and the performers are in a different position or the camera is facing directly at the girls face when in doggy where you can't completely tell if the guy is in her pussy or ass. Totally ruins the whole ATM was hung for me when I can't be sure it was actually a direct pull out to mouth. The best is when the camera stays on the guys dick the whole time and he tells the girl to just use her mouth.
4. Already mentioned but I hate when scenes are cut in such a way that you can't really be sure anything is chronological. One of my favorite things about some studios is that the camera really looks like it's filming for a full 30-60 minutes and everything you see is exactly the timeline of how it happened. No breaks or tricks.
^^We all have our favorite fantasies and I'm sure many of mine are really hard on the women who shoot them so if some of it can be mitigated by fakery than I'm fine with it because ultimately I don't enjoy anything where the woman is clearly in pain or her health is put is serious danger. Creampies is one of those things that I prefer to think is fake because it's really unhealthy. I think that a scene that has no break is ultimately not a good thing for anyone because so many of the things women now do in porn is so intense that they need those breaks to continue doing a great job and removing it from a shoot is only going to result in a bad porn scene because the performer won't be able to fake the enjoyment.
^ It mainly down to scene length, as you have a 1 on 1 lasting 40-50 minutes, it's too long. 17-20 minutes is the ideal length to have real sex with real orgasm without feeling any mental discomfort. Porn these days is about "The longer, the better it is"
To piggie back off what a earlier poster said....the surgeries and procedures piss me the f**k off. I wasn't big on excessive boob jobs back in the day...but what's going on now should be illegal. I get it if a girl wants to better themselves...but this ass implant..ass injection crap has to stop. Give me an all natural girl any day of the week thanks...the fake cream pies of course..
Hate is a strong word, but I do dislike the overuse of underwear. Sometimes a long scene full of fucking is produced with the bra in place all the time. And all these panties twisted and pulled to the side, why don't remove them? If the producers are so fond of lingerie why don't use stockings or corsets, not hiding anything essential. Clothes of all kinds are great, but get most of the off!
I like scenario porn and for that you need at least 5-10 minutes of setup and I prefer that there be at least 25-30 minutes of sex but that includes foreplay like kissing, breast play and so forth. That's why an ideal scene should be at least 45 minutes long with at least 30 minutes dedicated to the sex part.
Now in some cases 20 minutes is more than fine but I find that these are usually the exception rather than the rule. That said I don't think that a pure no foreplay gonzo scene should be anywhere near 30 plus minutes long and certainly not getting close to an hour.
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Porn Scout Deactivated User
3735 Posts 10/02
Posted - Nov 15 2019 : 8:52PM
Stuff I don't like:
1) Scenes that are overly romantic/erotic or trying to be too artsy 2) B/G Kissing (G/G kissing is awesome) 3) Scenes with too many cuts where the camera angle changes constantly - you see this a lot on the Lansky sites and while I like a lot of what they do, this one aspect really annoys me 4) Changing location once the sex starts - again, this is something that you see on the Lansky sites, especially scenes shot in europe where they start outside on a beach or something and then move indoors 5) Brazzers alleged comedy porn 6) Scenes that are really long for no reason - on some of the TeamSkeet sites, they do the "interview the wide-eyed innocent teen and then fuck her" thing and the scenes quite commonly go over an hour, but there may be only 20 minutes of actual sex. This sucks because it means downloading a file that is 6 GB or longer and getting shit in return. Their director/performer Wrex Oliver is the worst culprit for this and I have no idea why TeamSkeet puts up with that crap since it costs them a lot of money. 7) Keiran - seriously, who isn't sick of seeing that guy? But honestly, the real problem there is that Brazzers style of shooting emphasizes the guy too much. 8) I don't like how interracial scenes tend to be relegated to interracial sites. This isn't 100% true, but mostly it is. Brazzers seems to have changed their policy on this just recently, which is good. 9) Bad male talent in general - guys that don't have the equipment, or who do but don't know how to use it 10) Male performers that insist on being the star of the show. Manuel is sort of the king of this. While he seems like a very nice guy and the girls seem to like him and enjoy doing scenes with him, I just find that his scenes tend to be as much, if not more, about him than the female performer. Markus Dupree is kind of like this too.
^ As I don't really have a problem with Kieran Lee, I can understand why some can't stand him, as Brazzers always make the scene about him. Especially when he's involved in hammy acting.
6.) It takes a bit of time at first but it's pretty easy to use video editing software to cut out anything unnecessary in a scene. Sometimes I'll download a full hour long scene and just keep a 10 minute segment that has the right angles, positions, and actions. Can really turn a 6 GB video into <1GB with no quality loss and you don't have to skip around to find the good parts. If you're the type who likes to go back to a certain scene time after time because it's one of your favorites, I'd really suggest looking into something like ShotCut
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Porn Scout Deactivated User
3735 Posts 10/02
Posted - Nov 16 2019 : 10:50PM
Yeah, it's not so much Keiran as male talent/professional fucker that I object to, it's how they use him, and continue to use him, as the star of the show, despite the more or less constant complaints about him on here and in their comment sections.
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Porn Scout Deactivated User
3735 Posts 10/02
Posted - Nov 16 2019 : 10:58PM
Oh sure, I've been editing scenes for years, which is what I do with these Team Skeet scenes. But I still object to having to download a 6 gb file because it takes a while and it's sort of a big chunk of my data cap. I mean, one download isn't a big deal but I'm a collector so I download quite a lot and if I run into too many overly long files, then it does become a problem. With these Team Skeet scenes, it was just kind of infuriating because the interview section was soooooo long and not especially interesting.
^Thank God for unlimited downloads from my ISP because I was once plagued with download limits and it's surprising how quickly you can reach your max and just how expensive it gets once you go above it.
That said. I still prefer smaller sized videos over large ones because I "almost" never see the point of very High Definition videos over 540p or 480p. I would argue that I probably prefer the lower level videos because it hides what the HD emphasizes. I still remember something Cameron Diaz once said about high resolution. She claimed that she would have to quit at some point in the not too distant future because higher resolutions would reveal all the skin blemishes that she always had but were hidden by lower resolution.
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Tushyboy Deactivated User
56 Posts 12/18
Posted - Nov 18 2019 : 9:49AM
Porn videos which have the word "destroyed" in its title! What the fuck? There is no "destroying" in porn movies and if there was any, these movies would be illegal! So, any porn director or whatever who uses the word "destroyed" in a porn movie title is fucking dumb and should get his asshole "destroyed" by a very fat black cock!
^ Well that depends, if she's getting her face covered in 12 loads then that's what would call getting destroyed. Also when she's getting nailed by a 10 inch cock. It's not really being literal.
1. Them long awkward interviews to start a scene (or when the girl is just so "happy and excited" about the scene) 2. Showing a guy's face during the pop shot. Thankfully this isn't done as much anymore, was pretty standard back in the 80s (yes I've been whacking it for a while) 3. Weak cum shots, specially on sites or DVDs that advertise the opposite (1000facials,etc) 4. Related to the previous point .. when the guy actually shoots a substantial load but has no aim and it all ends up on the couch/floor/glass coffee table .. c'mon guys, this is your livelihood .. learn to aim! 5. Internal cumshots, more so when she's trying to squeeze it all out and barely a drop comes out 6. Hot actresses who ruin themselves by getting huge fake boobs/lips 7. My biggest present pet peeve ... girls rolling their eyes back into their heads! Who started this? It's so so annoying and not hot at all .. totally ruins the scene for me
^ I don't mind the pre-scene interviews if they're not too long and reasonably 'genuine'. Sometimes the only time you see anything of the real personality of the pornstars. I'm 100% with you on 'lip-jobs'. There are so many good looking girls who've ruined their faces in this way.
^ I like the pre scene interviews, only when they seem genuine and the interviewer is asking good questions. When they're asking the performer "How old were you when you lost your virginity?" and the she looks uncomfortable answering it.
I tend to avoid interviews with performers in the same way that I avoid interviews with most celebrities because each of them has a vested interest in being less than truthful (not to say lie) in them because while many of use may think we know these people. We only know what they want us to know or what is revealed by others who may themselves have a vested interst in being less than honest.
I like a bit of a story line, but not so much, that it feels like a movie, but enough to set the mood. If I wanted a full story line, I would go to the theaters. I want to see a girl get fucked. Personally, I don't want to see a girl in clothes. Even something little and sexy. If she's getting fucked. I want her to be naked. I also want to see a girl take the cum in her pussy, if it's a boy/girl scene.
I hate anything that makes it seem like the woman is in pain. So chocking a woman with his dick, where her eyes are watering or almost puking. Overly aggressive sex, rough gang bangs, and gaping.
Not a huge issue but it always makes me roll my eyes when a girl starts moaning louder and a guy says tell me when your gonna cum and seconds later "oh yeah I'm cumming" and she's faking a orgasm
This may come as a surprise to you, but some women, actually ALOT of women, enjoy all those things. I've personally met many IRL, so just imagine how depraved women in porn are. Depravity is SO hot. We're DEFINITELY on diff sides when it comes to this. Although, i really don't care much for gaping.
People complain about the female performers' tattoos. I'm not a fan but I can get past that real quick if I think the girl is hot. What I can't get past are the male performers with so many tattoos they look like Batman villains. There's a guy with the alphabet tattooed on his legs along with a lot of blacked out areas. Ew. I can't watch his scenes. Just saw another clip that I had to fast forward to the end because the guy was a human bunch of stupid tattoos.
I'm not a tattoo fan but I actually like the girls with artistic, floral and otherwise well thought out tattoos. It's disappointing to see so many pretty girls with unsymmetrical, random, brain fart tattoos all over the place.
I HATE POV. Hire a fucking camera person.
I hate cream pies. Cum in the girl's mouth or the scene was a waste of time for me. The only cream pies I'm interested in are the ones I do to my woman.
S&M, BDSM and rough sex sites that put the girls in distress. Sex should be fun. I have a low opinion of men who need to harm women to get off.
And for God's sake, one of the worst recent porn phenomena is gaping. I love anal sex but what's the purpose of looking ALL the way up a woman's ass? I don't need to look all up a woman's pussy or all the way down a woman's throat so why is looking to almost see the remains of what the girl had for breakfast sexy?
Mike Adriano. The laziest performer in porn. The worst male performer gets to buttfuck the hottest girls in porn. It's like Bizarro World.
Marilyn Mayson is so hot to me, LOVE her nice big belly & tits, but i hate that she has a 'Grease' tattoo on her leg. Looking at John Travolta can be a boner killer, luckily, her body is enough to distract me. Not crazy about her Elvira tattoo either.
Tattoos are a mix for me too, and like you, it depends on whether or not I find the model hot. And I'm 100% with you on males being heavily tattooed. I know the guy you're talking about and I find him to be a scene killer too.
I'm definitely with you on POV. Even when it's well done I don't like it and, let's face it, it isn't well done often.
We're on a roll - I'm with you on creampies too. This is PORN! Mouth or face is God's intended target for porn cumshots.
Uh oh. I don't share you're thoughts on S+M and BDSM. As a poster noted above there are a lot of women who are genuinely into pain as part of pleasure. I agree with you that it isn't fun to watch a mainstream model try porn but I've seen fetish models who look bored in tame S+M scenes.
Gaping???? How can you not like gaping? Gaping was sent to us mere mortals by the porn gods!
Mike Adriano? He's definitely repetitive but he's reliable. And he's utterly obsessed with the female ass which means he and I have something in common.
^If a performer's tattoo(s) uses his or her body as some kind of canvas where the tattoos are some kind of statement than they are likely going to affect the way I look at them. Now it may be a positive view but more often than not it's the opposite.
I tend to agree with you guys on the subject of POV porn. The only exception is a very tiny group of producer whose POV work I love while the vast majority of the others I wish would invest into a camera operator.
I don't avoid BSDM because so much of it is only called that because there is no other name that can be used but it isn't really BSDM. At least not like it once was. For lack of a better term it is very vanilla. That said if I see pain on the face of the performer and/or hear it in her voice than my enjoyment will quickly disappear and I won't be able to watch the rest of the video.
I definitely prefer not to see women with huge gapes but the odd small one is fine.
I agree that Mike is reliable but that is one great thing, some good things and some bad things. The great thing about Mike is that he is one of those producers who is able to get non-anal performers to do anal. The good parts is that he loves lube and therefore the women can at least feel comfortable that his dick will have an easier time going in. He tends to avoid the tip only that another producer tends to have in his videos. The bad parts are that I don't want to watch a guy eat a girls ass for 10 minutes nor do I want to watch a drool/spitfest BJ that last over 20 minutes long. Not to mention that he is almost exclusively shooting in POV and he isn't part of my select group of producers whose work I enjoy in that format.
Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16
Posted - Dec 3 2019 : 2:03PM
I can't stand gaping! It has no appeal to me, just like anal. I don't see the big deal with anal. Most performers I like, I pass on their anal scenes.
As for Adriano, he is overrated imo and always puts out the same type of scene. I pass on anything he does even if he shoots one of my fave performers.
^If you avoid anal content than clearly anything that is associated with it will be something that you do not want to watch like gaping and by extension it also means that you will avoid about half of everything that Adriano produces since it tends to include anal in it.
I'm not a fan of most of his stuff but I wouldn't say that Adriano is overrated because he is very popular both with the women who work in the industry and a large fan base that loves his work.
Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16
Posted - Dec 3 2019 : 10:54PM
^ Regardless I think gaping is very off putting imo. I'll watch some anal scenes from Ashley Adams, Michele James, and Lyra Lockhart but I don't want to see any of them gaping.
Big Wet Asses 34 - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Oct 25 2019 : 12:05PM
