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BlackSix  All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 |  Posted - Jun 27 2010 : 4:04AM[Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jun 27 2010 : 6:58AM [Link] |
| 2ferme Senior Member 1333 Posts 11/09 | Posted - Jun 27 2010 : 3:50PM Nobody has singled it out in this thread so far though. Besides a few things mentioned that I thoroughly can't stand, it's just the over the top nature of everything today. Thats the problem with just about everything. Many people have mentioned they wouldn't mind some of their dislikes if they weren't constant, or overdone. Also the endless supply of society's brain dead lemmings could care less. Just look at the majority of the entertainment industry today, and you know who's running the show, and who they are appealing to. [Link] |
| johnjohn99 Member 31 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Jun 27 2010 : 5:00PM [Link] |
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| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jun 27 2010 : 5:24PM [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Jun 27 2010 : 6:29PM [Link] |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jun 27 2010 : 7:05PM It was just a theory; which you have swiftly disproved. [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jun 27 2010 : 8:37PM [Link] |
| THICK_LOVA54 Senior Member Wielding a sword without fear of it is to be unworthy of the blade. 1441 Posts 5/10 | Posted - Jun 27 2010 : 9:58PM Crimson Rain...What A Sight [Link] |
| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Jun 27 2010 : 10:06PM [Link] |
| jizzyjay Member 914 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Jun 27 2010 : 10:32PM Edited by - jizzyjay on 6/27/2010 10:33:04 PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 12:15AM Yeah. I get the feeling that's pretty much how it is most of the time. But it's worth tossing your two cents (Or 2,000 cents, in my case) in anyway on the off chance that someone might actually read it. I think even though the industry is undoubtedly as profit-driven as every other industry, most of these guys had to have some passion for it at some point along the way. Something they wanted to accomplish that they felt nobody else was doing. [Link] |
| geekmeat Member 117 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 2:54AM Girls licking guy asshole....I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS SHIT Porn directors babbling from behind the camera....Shut up and let the girl fuck. Porn directors directing a girl how to suck a dick....uh....unless you've done it before Mr.Porn Director I suggest you shut up. Girls getting endlessly poked with fingers and toys...even after she has been fucked....its too much please....you see a LOT of scenes now with some stupid guy finger fucking a girl and "HE" is yelping like a hyena ....please I beg you no more....PLEASE! Directors who talk to girls like they are garbage and idiots.. calling them stupid and "whores" and acting like these girls have never had sex before and need "directing"...hey fat man behind the camera they fuck way more than you so keep it cute loser. Girls being phony on camera because they think they have to......BE REAL.....IT SELLS! Porn girls always talking about how "tight" they are..........guess what?.....we DONT believe you! Double Vag scenes......there is something VERY gay about this....I cant put my finger on what it is. Guys kissing the girl after the scene when she has come all over her....same as above. Male performers who think they are good at foreplay and talking to a girl when they are kinda lame and tired......just fuck the girl...thats what your good at....all that other stuff you do is follywang. Bad camera angles and bad camera work...I dont want to see the guys face at all in the scene...If his face is there I CANT JACK OFF!....and if I cant jack off to it I dont buy it....got it? Blowjob scenes where the girl doesnt know how to or doesnt like to. Scenes where the girl has a great ass and they dont show it much. Oil scenes....I just dont get it I want to fuck her not cook and eat her. Certain girls who are great at what they do but due to race or politics dont get to shine....I hate this. Gonzo....Im sooo ready for it to die. Girls that already look PERFECT fucking themselves up by EXCESSIVE plastic surgery...getting massive crazy looking implants and NOW ass implants....WTF??? Edited by - geekmeat on 6/28/2010 3:15:09 AM Edited by - geekmeat on 7/1/2010 11:48:14 AM Edited by - geekmeat on 7/1/2010 11:52:44 AM [Link] |
| Ghozt Member 57 Posts 6/10 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 7:09AM [Link] |
| Boob Enthusiast Member 91 Posts 3/08 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 6:26PM 1. Male spitting 2. Closeups of male asshole/balls/taint. For some reason this seems to make up about 30-70% of every scene shot nowadays. Save it for the gay porn, please. 3. Shots "framed" by the dude's spread legs. This is related to #2. As a voyeur, the camera is like my face. If I were in a room watching 2 people have sex, the absolute last place I'd put my face is between the dude's spread legs, within sniffing distance of his hairy ass, and with his balls flopping against my chin. 4. Unrealistic, contorted positions that look painful to the performers. I can't suspend my disbelief and imagine that the girl is actually enjoying herself when she's forced to lay on her side with one leg hiked painfully in the air for 10 minutes. That position would give an Olympic gymnast cramps. Just get comfortable and fuck like normal people. I don't care if that means I see less penetration. I'd rather see realistic fucking. 5. Reverse cowgirl. I can see why this seems like a good idea in theory, but in practice, it allows for no chemistry or interaction between the performers, it usually involves the girl squatting, which is not very attractive, and it also usually involves lots of close-ups of male ass and balls. Plus, in real life, most women seem to hate this position, so again it's hard to suspend my disbelief and imagine that I'm watching two people fucking for their own pleasure. 6. When the performers don't bother to even pretend to have chemistry. Porn stars are actors too. So act, dammit! 7. Handheld cameras. 8. Wide-Angle shots from close up. 9. Low-angle shots. 10. Weird tilty angles. Get horizontal, please. 11. Talking cameramen/directors. Shut the fuck up, douchebags. 12. The lack of "flow" in editing/performing. Porn should be hypnotic. There should be less stop-start crap. Just fuck. Don't take your dick out every 20 seconds to slap it around or make the girl do A2M or whatever. 13. That twitchy ass-slapping maneuver that 99.9% of male performers do. It's like a weird nervous tick, similar to having to share a work space with a guy who clears his throat every 30 seconds. 14. When the girl reaches back and spreads her ass cheeks during doggie or cowgirl. It's unrealistic, it disrupts the flow of the sex, and it prevents the ass cheeks from jiggling properly. Stop it. 15. Fake boobs. [Link] |
| Boob Enthusiast Member 91 Posts 3/08 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 6:31PM 16. Closeups of the dude's face for any length of time and under any circumstances. Including during cunnilingus--I don't want to see some dude's chin stubble and waggling tongue. 17. Dildos* in lesbian porn or masturbation scenes. Fingers and tongues only please. * Actually strap-on dildos are OK, as long as the woman doesn't hold it in her hand while she's fucking, because that basically defeats the purpose. Also, I don't like closeups of strap-on fucking, because the whole point is to see the top girl thrusting her hips like a man, not to watch an inert hunk of plastic slide in and out of some abstract vagina. Edited by - boob enthusiast on 6/28/2010 6:32:58 PM [Link] |
| screwcap Deactivated User I'm walkin' here........ 1032 Posts 6/10 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 6:51PM original post deleted, no point continuing the debate on nats vs fake. I like em both, the bigger the better we all have our own threshold for what gets us off. nuf sed Edited by - screwcap on 6/28/2010 7:13:41 PM [Link] |
| Stalag Deactivated User 476 Posts 1/10 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 6:57PM [Link] |
| screwcap Deactivated User I'm walkin' here........ 1032 Posts 6/10 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 7:26PM thread into a poll about boobs, Sorry I opened my yap. Lets get back "on the good foot." [Link] |
| THICK_LOVA54 Senior Member Wielding a sword without fear of it is to be unworthy of the blade. 1441 Posts 5/10 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 10:00PM And to your comment about female performers saying how tight they are... Crimson Rain...What A Sight [Link] |
| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 11:08PM Edited by - charn on 6/29/2010 1:40:25 AM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 11:20PM [Link] |
| Fernandez Deactivated User 781 Posts 12/08 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 11:31PM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jun 28 2010 : 11:37PM Perhaps, but I likes ta spank to it! [Link] |
| Dracula Member Women's necks are too damned sexy for me! 756 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jun 29 2010 : 12:40AM [Link] |
| axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jun 29 2010 : 9:21AM [Link] |
| THEINSIDER Member 29 Posts 6/10 | Posted - Jun 29 2010 : 10:21AM In regards, to a turn-off earlier I think making the distinction between "ass" and "butt" would be a major help for those like me who don't like anal sex but enjoy the sight of a big, full ba-donk-a-donk. Finally, While most of the internet site are starting to put their scenes on DVD, the people over a kink.com specifically fuckingmachine.com need to to that. [Link] |
| axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jun 29 2010 : 10:48AM [Link] |
| screwcap Deactivated User I'm walkin' here........ 1032 Posts 6/10 | Posted - Jun 29 2010 : 5:11PM [Link] |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jun 29 2010 : 6:14PM The camera jumps around in a futile attempt to capture all the "good" action, and no matter where they aim, there is better action happening in the background or offscreen. [Link] |
| hollywood woody Senior Member Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07 | Posted - Jun 29 2010 : 6:24PM [Link] |
| jbailes Member Be like water, my friend 137 Posts 1/10 | Posted - Jun 29 2010 : 6:55PM Lastly, I think American Porn is missing the eroticism factor that Euro porn is so noted for. Sure, the whole "Shut up and fuck me now, bitch" thing has its place, but eroticism is kind of a visual foreplay for the viewer. [Link] |
| Fergus Member Oh yeah... boot me, baby 276 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Jun 29 2010 : 7:01PM [Link] |
| QuivverSoftly Deactivated User 53 Posts 6/10 | Posted - Jun 29 2010 : 7:12PM 2) Poor camera angles. It's getting a little better, but you still get these first time directors taking shots where you see everything that's wrong about sex. The taint, the balls, the dudes ass pimples. Come on people, you're not expected to direct Raging Bull. There's no complex tracking shots. Just make sure you get the babe, her face, her lovely bits and as little of the grunt as possible. Nobody wants to see another mans taint, his cruty asshole. You guys have one simple job, do it right or you lose my money forever. 3) Cum Swapping. I get degradation, I get hair pulling, breathe play, light bondage, hell even the creampie...but cum swapping? Come on. Make that a specialty item. Nothing worse then seeing a mopes cum treated like the elixir of life, being passed from one slobbering mouth to the other. Honestly, I'm pretty sexually open, but that makes my dick soft. 4) Chicks who fake it. I realize sometimes you have to, but in those cases, less is more. The massive fake orgasms and baby, yeah, yeah yeahs don't fool anyone. 5) Dumb interviews. Honestly. Who gives a shit when the chick had sex for the first time? It's creeps me out when directors pry into a chicks background, some even asking if she was molested (usually when the girl has had sex at a young age). Look you mopes, we get that porn is based on the objectification of women, but don't be a douchebag just cause you have a little bit of power over someone. It's sorta pathetic. 6) Fishhooking, Pinching of the nose, mouth over face...okay, we get it, you're into control and dominance. Well done. But you realize your grubby fingers in her face ruins the poor girls makeup right? So by the end of the scene she looks a right mess. Now sometimes that's ok, but too many mopes take it too far and just end up spoiling a good scene. And honestly...who out there is turned on by watching a girl get fishhooked? That fetish probably registers in less then 1 percent of the porn watching population. To me it just seems some dumb shit the oversexed monkeys came up with to get their rocks off. Cut it out already! Edited by - QuivverSoftly on 6/29/2010 7:16:09 PM Edited by - QuivverSoftly on 6/29/2010 7:20:28 PM [Link] |
| THICK_LOVA54 Senior Member Wielding a sword without fear of it is to be unworthy of the blade. 1441 Posts 5/10 | Posted - Jun 29 2010 : 9:37PM Crimson Rain...What A Sight [Link] |
| spitty Member 730 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Jun 30 2010 : 3:11PM [Link] |
| Fergus Member Oh yeah... boot me, baby 276 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Jun 30 2010 : 8:39PM [Link] |
| Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Jun 30 2010 : 11:37PM [Link] |
| Lordnewtown Member 8 Posts 6/10 | Posted - Jul 1 2010 : 5:43AM I hate it, hate it, when it's fairly bloody obvious that a male star has already cum earlier on in the scene, but they don't show it. There's been threads on here recently about where the man shoots his load and carries on for a second and even third load, and I think that's great! It shows the sex to be very real. But it's so frustrating to see a man get sucked like hell, fuck in many different positions, then just when you think that he's ready to explode over the woman, all he can manage is a fairly pathetic dribble. For me that ruins a scene. Show the lot I say! [Link] |
| deadmanwade Deactivated User 161 Posts 9/09 | Posted - Jul 1 2010 : 9:58AM [Link] |
| PornCheesehead New Member 5 Posts 11/09 | Posted - Jul 2 2010 : 1:45PM [Link] |
| hollywood woody Senior Member Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07 | Posted - Jul 2 2010 : 1:54PM I would like to see some comments now about what you do Like. What do you want to see. A lot of this is repetitive. It really comes down to maybe a handful of things. On a positive note, tell us what turns you on. What are the things that makes you go out and want to buy a certain movie. If you read this thread, the guy who started I think, said he doesn't like to see blowjobs. IMO, are you kidding me? Here is his quote; For me I'm not a fan of anal, blowjobs, handjobs, No anal or blowjobs would cause a major revolt. They are like bread, eggs, milk, a staple in the adult ent. business. [Link] |
| posthum Member 349 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Jul 2 2010 : 2:30PM Sofas that are actually big enough to have sex on them. Less contrived positions, at the expense of close-ups if it must be. Dirty talk that doesn't make me think AIM should test for Tourette's. Porn that looks somewhat more like the sex people actually have out there. [Link] |
| hollywood woody Senior Member Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07 | Posted - Jul 2 2010 : 3:03PM |
| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Jul 2 2010 : 3:51PM This could work as a b/g scene, if the guy knows what a razor is and doesn't try to look cool with a beard or piercings. [Link] |
| THEINSIDER Member 29 Posts 6/10 | Posted - Jul 3 2010 : 9:25AM What turns me on are women getting off for real. Legs shaking, eyes crossing, body convulsions(sp?), squirting. Things like that. I love orgies just hate that some use one camera. Have more orgies but use maybe 2 handhelds and 1 stationary that shoots the entire setting. I think the adult film business definetly seem to have more curvy girls now than ever before. I say don't stop. Faye Reagan, Jayden James, Ava Rose, Kelly Divine, Abbey Brooks, Courtney Cummz, Isis Love, Phoenix Marie, the list goes on and on. Tori Black is beautiful with a nice ass and Briana Banks was a stunning buxom blonde. But there's nothing like a woman that has both, IMO. P.S. Even though we disagree thanks for listening and asking for the fans opinions. I think we all appreciate it. [Link] |
| Fergus Member Oh yeah... boot me, baby 276 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Jul 3 2010 : 3:18PM So star power is a big deal. When I do a search on a DVD site I usually start with stars. But I'll get rid of a movie with a favourite star if some part of the action turns me off. I like Lucy Love, and I like mini-gang bangs if the mood is right, so I bought a movie with her doing four or five guys. But it ended with all anal cream pies, which is far from a turn on for me, so that one got swapped. The preceding action didn't make up for the scene ending a way I disliked. That said, most of my favourite stars are European girls who do anal and DP, which means they do at least two guys at the same time, which means they probably do three or four sometimes too. Claudia Rossi, Angel Dark, Michelle Wild, Cherry Jul, Sandra Romain, Lucy Love, Lucy Lee (the Euro one), Jennifer Stone and Meridian are a few. Monique is one of the few US girls I like. So there's certainly a sort of crossover between the star and what they do. I don't have any favourite star who doesn't do anal. And directors matter. Christoph Clark is one of my preferred directors, but a few of his movies are just too anal-heavy (I mean half an hour of anal play with toys and fingers and tongues) so I lose them. But most of his movies have an adventurous but not totally bizarre amount of anal, and that's great. When you get familiar with a director's style you know what sort of action is likely to be in their movies, how hardcore it will be, whether they favour anal or not, whether they go for drool and spit and quagging etc. That knowledge of style means I know I'll probably find something to like in a CC or John Leslie movie, maybe in a Jules Jordan movie, probably not in a Brandon Iron movie. Even if I like most of the action, I dislike spitting and choking so much that if the girl is spat upon or choked in even one scene on a DVD it turns me off the whole thing. No kidding. One of the most common performers in CC movies is David Perry, who developed a habit of drooling onto the woman's face when doing a facial, perhaps under the illusion it would look like more cum. I've swapped any movie I bought where he does that except one, because it includes Laura Angel having an exceptional relationship with a dildo then showering for some minutes, and that's sexually hypnotic to me. But basically the things that turn me off might only take a few seconds, but are often enough to turn me off the whole movie. Other that all that, as a generalisation what I want to see is what I find too little of in everyday life: women displaying high sex drive and exhibitionistic tendencies having a wide variety of sex which involves no hassle and no adverse consequences. The sort of girl who, when your own inhibitions are at their lowest, is never drinking at the same bar as you. And if porn had no anal, no blowjobs and no handjobs I'm not sure that I'd be a customer. Porn to me is about fantasy. Sex without anal, blowjobs or handjobs is fairly ordinary, thus no fantasy. [Link] |
| screwcap Deactivated User I'm walkin' here........ 1032 Posts 6/10 | Posted - Jul 3 2010 : 4:29PM Edited by - screwcap on 7/3/2010 4:30:55 PM [Link] |
| Cryogenix Member 84 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 3 2010 : 9:46PM - Hearing the guy talk to the girl. Even hearing him say "yeah, baby, suck that dick!" Silence from him is bliss. - Him moaning/shouting when he comes in/on her. However, I was always able to tolerate Jim's minimal vocal stylings in his and Heather's IDeepThroat videos. His breathless, spontaneous "Fuck, I'm coming!" was always priceless. :) - Men's feet in shots. If you're gonna show them, put on clean socks or have shoes on. - Bad doggie ass-fucking shots, where too much of the guy's hairy hole is in the scene. - Moving up from her pretty face blowing him to his ugly, dopey face. I'm not sure if it's ego (where the guy wants everyone to see just who is fucking her or who she's blowing) or if the directors are trying to also satisfy the gay crowd with the occasional "male angle." I remember a while back, one of my gay friends said that gay porn is so bad that he tended to watch straight porn instead. Maybe the industry is trying to cater to everyone. Edited by - cryogenix on 7/3/2010 9:49:09 PM [Link] |
| JohnS Member 44 Posts 6/10 | Posted - Jul 3 2010 : 11:16PM the guys need to be as attractive as the girls IMO, something that just about every euro movie has. every seen any of the "natural wonders of the world" series? that's some good porn. i don't know where they get the girls, and it actually looks like the girls would have sex with the men because they aren't 48 yr old hairy fat biker dudes. my two cents. [Link] |
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