Oh the irony of misspelling 'pathetic' in the above post.
Well played Arin. I thought my sprawling self-lampooning was majestic, but you've proven a minimalist approach is just as effective.
Now for Penny's posts:
She's pretty indestructable. I don't like our chances. Maybe you can blind her with a banana milkshake in the eyes and steal her keyboard! Or seduce the moderators into locking her thread!Thanks. And who knows, if I hadn't been trying to make apple strudel at the same time I was posting, I may actually have got us to 4 figures. Oh well. Frivolity misses the mark. Boo hoo, and all that.
What are the chances of me scoring a personalised signed copy of the next Blazed and Confused Penny? I'm happy to pay for it.
On a serious note, I'd like to ask why we don't see more female porn stars who are either naturally funny and zany, as in Penny's case, or assiduously comedic. It seems that (like this thread at times), porn takes itself very seriously and earnestly, and films of the ilk of Blazed and Confused are few and far between. It's even been a while since we've had a film like Capn' Mongo's Porno Playhouse . Humorous porn is thin on the ground.
I specifically wanted to get Penny's opinion on this, and where she sees her directed films going at Shane's World. I'd love to see deliberately comedic set-ups, not necessarly scripted but at least designed over and above the loose 'road-trip' framework we've seen so far, which has been successful but could well get old soon.
And I simply shall not post till I've received insightful and erudite replies to this post. At least five of them.
I'm not; the subsequent anal discussion is making my stuff look like bloody Shakespeare. LOL!
Penny let me know about whether or not you can sign a copy of Blazed & Confused: Maui Wowie for me, and name your price. Drop me a line at sietel@gmail.com.
And one day you'll have to show us all how you put together that avatar. I'm thinking you went to the Trey Parker Night Classes for Animation. Can you turn the avatar into a moving gif file?
I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06
Posted - Jul 26 2006 : 2:10PM
Paging Walter Burns to the Penny Flame thread, Walter Burns to the Penny Flame thread stat.
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Eric381 Deactivated User
What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05
Posted - Jul 26 2006 : 5:39PM
I just whack-ed off to this...a work of art, Penny.
Competition? This ain't no stinkin' competition!!
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john thomas Deactivated User
1168 Posts 6/06
Posted - Jul 26 2006 : 7:41PM
If you do anal in your personal life you bring pleasure to one man. Do it on camera and you would bring pleasure to countless thousands - nay, countless millions of men and women across the world. It would bring much-needed delight into the lives of the suffering, the oppressed, the poor, the hungry, the huddled masses. Generations as yet unborn would be enriched by a scene that will surely persist even after that sad day when you pass from the Earth. It would be your legacy; your assurance of immortality. It might even (we can fairly hope) prove a step towards world peace and universal harmony.
Penny it is your humanitarianduty to perform anal on camera at least once.
I solemnly promise that if you do I will nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize - and I think we can all be confident of what the result will be.
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the unknown pervert Deactivated User
I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06
"and I think we can all be confident of what the result will be."
yes. we know what will happen. they will laugh in all our faces and say.....
"She obviously didn't enjoy it. In fact......she was crying through the entire thing. Screaming Stop. I hate this. Please stop. I just want to be a good person and this is what it takes? Please stop violating my butthole!"
that would be the broadcast on the morning news.
Asking me to do anal is like asking all of you to stop posting on adt, stop watching porn and stop beating off. It just isn't gonna happen.
besides, why would you find pleasure in watching me in agony? why would you ever want to watch me do something you know I hate? And how could you beat off at the end of the night knowing that I went against who I am as a woman to please you.
Anal has nothing to do with nobility. Besides I don't want to end up in depends.
ps I just got done dancing for the night and some fuckin idiot friends of mine who came to the club tried to rip 'em off for like 400 bucks.
amazing how you can hook people up and they still manage to disrespect you.
gosh, kinda something like you putting out and making great porn and people still asking for more.....when ya gonna do anal penny? when ya gonna take it in your butt penny?
HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH?
By the way, if you have any respect for me whatsoever you will just quit asking all together. unless you want to be the reason I get out of porn entirely.
honesty has always been a problem of mine.
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1168 Posts 6/06
Posted - Jul 27 2006 : 6:07AM
I think a certain someone is taking a certain post a lot more seriously than it certainly deserves.
PennytheFlamingFlame wrote:Problem? Virtue? You decide.
Anyway, Penny, I'm happy to watch you engage in whatever sex acts give you pleasure. Watching you writhing in (seeming) sexual pleasure is much more of a turn-on to me than any particular sex act that I can imagine you doing.
You have already given me more erotic moments than practically any other performer in history. And here's a secret . . . you don't even have to take your clothes off to do so. I'd much rather you continue to be who you are so I can believe the horniness is real than have you do something just because the money's better but not have your heart or sexuality in it.
Your candor is also sexy.
Do what's good for you or you're not good for anyone, Flames.
i agree with you penny. i'd just like to say that i don't think people want you to do it solely for the sake of appeasing them ; they want you to do it and enjoy it. they want you to add something to your repertoire that they really like because it's like the yummy anal icing on the very sexy penny flame cake. an extra sweet bonus.
i respect any decision you make. it's none of my business anyway.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe 1131 Posts 4/06
Posted - Jul 27 2006 : 10:40AM
penny if you read between the lines the anal fanboys want the girls in pain, they seem to think it's to easy for the girl to' fake it' during normal sex so they like anal as the girl can't 'fake it' to the same degree.
I for one think it's great that you are sticking to your guns and not doing anal, however it would be great if you did a cum swallowing scene one day
surley that couldn't hurt :P
p.s. it's not like they stop when you do anal anyway, then it's why aren't you doing dp's? why arent you taking 2 cocks in the butt? why arent there 18 baseball bats and a gerbal up there?
yep, they're never satisfied, so it's pointless to even try to make them happy. Penny just keep doing what your doing, and your true fans will stick with you.
You know, since Penny doesn't do anal, she isn't compelled to follow the "anal diet," and therefore maintains her voluptuous form. Think about the sacrifice involved when girls are daily faced with massive ass-plundering monster cocks shredding their intestines like a meat-grinder at a butcher shop. WOuld you ask your beautiful, budding teenage niece to "take it up the asspipe"? You would? You're going to jail, buddy!
I mean, I love watching girls have anal sex ... I'm not anti-American. BUt to be honest, when you have a performer who has so much personality and natural sexiness, like Penny, I don't think I really noticed if she did anal or not. I could pretty much "successfully instigate self-pleasuring" while watching her yak in flimsy garments, or whatever. ... If you want more "hardcore" scenes with her, refer back to any of the Chico Wang movies she did for Diabolic. If I recall, some of those were pretty intense, and she is funny as hell.
I like her because has a real "golden age" vibe. She could as easily be a 70s porn star – and there is nothing sexier than 70s porn! (Can you tell when I went to high school? My first porn flick was a Super 8 mm loop! We watched 'em on a projector! How whack is that?)
after I posted last night, I was all in a huff about my homies, and then to read the posts asking me to do anal, I freaked out.
Now, I read the replies, and I can't help but smile. It is so nice knowing that most of you actually want me to enjoy my scenes.....
With that said, I'd like to thank you all for the kind words and support. I absolutely hate being nagged to do stuff, and it seems that once I laid my hand down, the requests stopped. So for that, and for respecting my wishes, I thank you.
And skronker.....thank you. You words mean the world to me, more than you know. and to receive a compliment like that.....it makes the nonsense all worth it.
I'm going to hop in on all the Penny love here too. The bod is bangin, the humor is hilarious, and the performance is always on point. And for bonus points, she grabbed my crotch at Erotica LA last year at her will, which is always a personal plus for me.
I think Penny's got more personality and 'spirit of wahoo', to borrow a Tom Robbins expression, than any porn star I can think of, including Samantha Fox or Loni Sanders or any of the classic porn stars.
One of my my favorite things about Penny's scenes is that I always think that she's having fun doing those scenes. Although I really don't like watching girl/girl scenes that much, I'd still rather watch Penny have fun doing a girl/girl scene that watch her doing an anal scene that the obviously hates doing.
Penny, just wanted to add: You already kick ass without taking it in the ass! I think for many fans, myself included, your pleasure is our pleasure. Do what gets you off and you're bound to have the viewer joining you (if only vicariously *sigh*...but it's all in the name of cumming so it's all good...my point of vew, anyway). [:P)]
Thanks for spending some time here with some of your zany fans, you zany girl...is it any wonder we love you?
Hmmmm - could be an Owen Wilson reference? He'd likely misspell strawberry - unless straberry is some South Park mutant fruit creation that wierdo scientist in the yellow raincoat came up with.
I think there was strawberry icecream in BLAZED AND CONFUSED...
Penny, given you're such a South Park fan, any plans to do a live-action South Park porn movie? You'd be a fantastic Wendy, and/or Stan (with a shaved head, of course). Besides, Trey and Matt would probably let you use all the trademark actual names, etc.
...and 500 it is. WELL DONE PENNY! How you planning on celebrating Penny? Care to organise an ADT chat for this Friday night? Join the plebs, that sorta thing?
