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Leyden
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:23AM
I just wanted to say, "101."
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:24AM
That would be my favourite class if I ever went to an American high school

PENNY FLAME 101

Leyden
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:25AM
I think I'd rather have an upper level Penny class like Penny 479 senior project.
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:27AM
I want to play with the Penny Flame lego Technic kit.

Mmmmmm - moulded plastic Penny nipples...

 
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:27AM
Traitor! You must choose between Penny and an unlimitless supply of twat waffles that you can eat, or ass hats, which you can only wear on your head!?
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:29AM
Where's Malaga? And has anyone seen these films and have any thoughts on them?
matchmaker
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:30AM
I see that Penny Flame's thread is getting longer and gaining momentum. This thread is only 58 pages behind Taryn's thread and also it's 50 pages behind Sasha Knox's thread. Good luck in catching up.
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:30AM
See kids? When you say bad things about Penny Flame, bad things happen to you!

This is called Karma.

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:31AM
That sounds like a challenge. And I love challenges, sunshine.
wolf69
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:31AM
Hmmm, being that that would seem to imply Taryn's ass and my head (which my face is connected to) you do realize that the choice you have presented to me is win-win, no? Yes?
matchmaker
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:31AM
Update: Make that 57 pages behind Taryn's and 49 pages behind Sasha's.
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:32AM
Dammit, Penny, it's so hard to follow your instructions when you appear to have fallen asleep and are not posting on the thread.

Help!

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:33AM
Are you sure? I have my ADT view set to 100 posts per page. Therefore, we are only 8 pages behind. :)
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:33AM
Good point. Still, I'd rather eat a Penny Flame twat waffle.

Mmmmm, eat blueberries out of a vagina...

 
wolf69
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:35AM
Ultrasiet, I must commend you on your tireless work here, but I see what you mean. Where is our fearless leader? Has she abandoned her troops to their fate? Aww, if she has fallen asleep, I am about to follow her example.

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:35AM
In the wrong thread - that's a no-smoking thread!

Smoking is okay in this thread.

I'm going to try and roll a joint like Penny.

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:37AM
Note how I'm specifically replying to other people's posts and trying to look semi-relevant? This is so if bono or hardware pull me up, I can always say 'hey, these were legitimate comments and questions I was asking, and it was all on topic. Please don't deactivate me. I'm merely a pawn of the Twat Waffle.'
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:37AM
And if they still try and shut me down, I'm hiring Denny Crane to defend me!

Then they can cross-examine Penny in the witness box.

Mmmmmmm - cross-examining Penny...

wolf69
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:38AM
You make a good point there yourself, that does indeed sound tasty! [:P)]

Now, am I am going to be accused of "waffling?" Or, perhaps more accurately, "twat waffling?"

matchmaker
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:38AM
Actually this thread is closing in on Sasha Grey's thread.

Ultrasiet2, with all this work that you're doing for Penny, hopefully she'll have a special "reward" for you.

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:39AM
Why are you all sleeping?

I hope you're all watching Penny Flame flicks and not Ass Hat movies.

I'm trying to find myt copy of Penny's scene in LEWD CONDUCT 27. Except I can't find the damn disc anywhere.

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:40AM
Yeah I wish. I don't even live in the same hemisphere as her. If she gets wasted, she could try and email a special photo of her to me, but she'll probably send it to the wrong email address and it will land in someone like Condoleezza Rice's inbox.
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:42AM
Taryn and Penny say they're friends, but I've never seen them eating each other out on camera?

I mean, can someone really be a true friend if she hasn't given you cunnilingus on film?

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:44AM
Both? What are you, Switzerland?
 
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:46AM
You're a bithreadual!
wolf69
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:47AM
Seems to me that that is indeed a pertinent question. Such probing queries need to be answered definitively, not to mention graphically, on a porn set which would subsequently be transferred to a DVD near you (and everyone else).
Leyden
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:48AM
Sasha of Switzerland! Has to be! No really. Bithread. Swiss speak many languages. I am going crazy, no?
wolf69
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:48AM
Greatest word I've seen in awhile! I guess I am "one of those" as well.
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:49AM
I mean, they must've had sex at some point. You don't just call someone a 'twat waffle' without knowing full well that said person's vagina tastes like and has the texture of a waffle.

Taryn gapes so wide, it makes me wonder whether Penny did try and actually stick her head into Taryn's gape so she could wear the Thomas's ass as a hat...

Leyden
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:52AM
I wonder how this would play out in an all girls school. "Neener neener you can't be my friend till you eat me out!"
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:53AM
You know what I think a PennyFlame war is? It's a fight online where you preface every insult with the name 'Penny'.

For example:
You're a fan of Director X? He's a Pennyfucking Pennyshithead. And you, as a supporter, have no Pennyfucking Pennybrains.

Retaliation:
Yeah, well you're a Pennyfucking Pennyass-punching Pennypooshooting Pennyfelching Pennymotherfucking Pennyunclefucking Pennydouchebagkissing Pennyfucker!

It's like being John PennyMalkovich.

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:55AM
What's Taryn Thomas's favourite singer?

Answer: Juliana AssHatfield!

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Leyden
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:56AM
If Flame married Penny Flame would she be Flame Flame?

Edited by - Leyden on 7/24/2006 3:57:16 AM

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:56AM
This is a really quiet thread war.

We're going to have no casualties at this rate.

I might clean my gun.

Just got to have a look down one of the barrels and make sure I don't have any marijuana residue here...

Oops,

BANG!

 
wolf69
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:56AM
Yes, and, of course, don't forget the various inflections necessary to convey all the sublties you desire:

PENny, penNY, pENny, etc., etc., ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

On a side note, I really must watch "Being John Malkovich" again...been a looong time.

Edited by - wolf69 on 7/24/2006 3:59:11 AM

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:58AM
I didn't get this joke for five minutes, but then the Penny dropped.
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:59AM
I accidentally killed myself cleaning my Penny-Flame gun. I died for Penny.

I'm a hero!

Note to moderators: this does not constitute fanaticism.

wolf69
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:00AM
I'll give that a simultaneous and !
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:01AM
Thanks.

Wolf, what's your favourite Penny scene?

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:02AM
Penny, is 'The Flaming' your real middle name?
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:03AM
You are so Pennyfucking switched on! Malkovich is a great movie. Catherine Keener is so excellent in it. Not exactly as hot as Aspen St- er, Penny Flame, but still hot.

(Jeez, that MrDvd has really got to me. I almost said Aspen Ste- er - THERE, ALMOST DID IT AGAIN!)

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:05AM
Really, this is what Richard Dawkins described as a 'meme war.' The Penny Flame meme wants to prove it's stronger than the Taryn Thomas meme. See, it's a scientific struggle.

Penny Flame meme rules!

matchmaker
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:05AM
You know if Mercedez (from Vivid) married Nikki Benz, she would be Mercedez Benz. I know that it has nothing to do with Penny Flame, but I thought I'd just say it anyway.
wolf69
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:05AM
Off the top of my head, I'd say her scene with Karina Kay in Semen Sippers 4. I thought they had great chemistry and, in my opinion, you can't really go wrong with Mike John.
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:06AM
I'd rather this happen in a boy-girl school myself.
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:07AM
Great!

What's your second favourite Penny scene?

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:08AM
Tell more funny jokes. I'm sure we can make it all Penny-related.

Us Penny gremlins are better than Taryn gremlins.

TWAT WAFFLES RULE!

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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:09AM
PENNY SAID:
Thirty to forty times....puhlease. Our leader is probably sleeping next to a ganja plant having sweet waffle dreams.
wolf69
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:10AM
It's hard to choose, but another Mike John production springs to mind in the form of POV Pervert 5. I am down with the POV thing, and Penny looks great. Of course, Katin was also in that one. Ah, Katin....*wistfulness* (Apologies to Penny, but we were talking about Katin here...or at least I was anyway...)
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Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:11AM
Mod Note: Normally this sort of posting behaviour results in a reprimand. However, because we are in threadwartime conditions, and Ultrasiet2 is clearly on the right side (Penny's side), and because Penny is incredible, we will allow this folly.

I'm going to get in so much shite...

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