Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8751 Posts 1/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:23AM
I just wanted to say, "101."[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:24AM
That would be my favourite class if I ever went to an American high schoolPENNY FLAME 101
[Link] Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8751 Posts 1/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:25AM
I think I'd rather have an upper level Penny class like Penny 479 senior project.[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:27AM
Leyden wrote:
I think I'd rather have an upper level Penny class like Penny 479 senior project.
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I want to play with the Penny Flame lego Technic kit.Mmmmmm - moulded plastic Penny nipples...
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Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:27AM
wolf69 wrote:
TarynThomas wrote:
Gremlins ATTACK!!!
Help me win. I need to win. I have licked ass, been fucked in my ass, fucked in my ass and pussy gees that's a whole lot of fucking. Come on help porns dirtiest win. HAHAHAHA
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Hmm, well, I HAVE been called worse than a gremlin (much worse, in fact...when I think of it, "gremlin" is pretty damned endearing compared to what I am usually called!), and that is a hella-mega awesome list of credentials you have, Taryn. And having spent a significant amount of, um, "quality time" watching your scenes it is difficlt for me not to post here. Please forgive me if I also post in Penny's thread(s) as she is one hawt twat waffle and funny as hell to boot.
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Traitor! You must choose between Penny and an unlimitless supply of twat waffles that you can eat, or ass hats, which you can only wear on your head!? [Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:29AM
Where's Malaga? And has anyone seen these films and have any thoughts on them?[Link] matchmaker Senior Member 24909 Posts 4/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:30AM
I see that Penny Flame's thread is getting longer and gaining momentum. This thread is only 58 pages behind Taryn's thread and also it's 50 pages behind Sasha Knox's thread. Good luck in catching up.[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:30AM
buffi wrote:
come on what is this for a boring girl if she doesnt like to do anal..after seeing 2 pussy scenes with her she can be easily dumped..no need to stick around with such women !
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See kids? When you say bad things about Penny Flame, bad things happen to you! This is called Karma.
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:31AM
matchmaker wrote:
I see that Penny Flame's thread is getting longer and gaining momentum. This thread is only
58 pages behind Taryn's thread and also it's 50 pages behind Sasha Knox's thread.
Good luck in catching up.
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That sounds like a challenge. And I love challenges, sunshine.[Link] wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:31AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Traitor! You must choose between Penny and an unlimitless supply of twat waffles that you can eat, or ass hats, which you can only wear on your head!?
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Hmmm, being that that would seem to imply Taryn's ass and my head (which my face is connected to) you do realize that the choice you have presented to me is win-win, no? Yes? [Link] matchmaker Senior Member 24909 Posts 4/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:31AM
Update: Make that 57 pages behind Taryn's and 49 pages behind Sasha's. [Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:32AM
Dammit, Penny, it's so hard to follow your instructions when you appear to have fallen asleep and are not posting on the thread.Help!
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:33AM
matchmaker wrote:
Update: Make that 57 pages behind Taryn's and 49 pages behind Sasha's.
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Are you sure? I have my ADT view set to 100 posts per page. Therefore, we are only 8 pages behind. :)[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:33AM
wolf69 wrote:
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Traitor! You must choose between Penny and an unlimitless supply of twat waffles that you can eat, or ass hats, which you can only wear on your head!?
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Hmmm, being that that would seem to imply Taryn's ass and my head (which my face is connected to) you do realize that the choice you have presented to me is win-win, no? Yes?
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Good point. Still, I'd rather eat a Penny Flame twat waffle.Mmmmm, eat blueberries out of a vagina...
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wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:35AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Dammit, Penny, it's so hard to follow your instructions when you appear to have fallen asleep and are not posting on the thread.
Help!
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Ultrasiet, I must commend you on your tireless work here, but I see what you mean. Where is our fearless leader? Has she abandoned her troops to their fate? Aww, if she has fallen asleep, I am about to follow her example.
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:35AM
ObiBong wrote:
But I'm lighting up a bowl for St. Jude.
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In the wrong thread - that's a no-smoking thread!Smoking is okay in this thread.
I'm going to try and roll a joint like Penny.
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:37AM
wolf69 wrote:
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Dammit, Penny, it's so hard to follow your instructions when you appear to have fallen asleep and are not posting on the thread.
Help!
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Ultrasiet, I must commend you on your tireless work here, but I see what you mean. Where is our fearless leader? Has she abandoned her troops to their fate? Aww, if she has fallen asleep, I am about to follow her example.
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Note how I'm specifically replying to other people's posts and trying to look semi-relevant? This is so if bono or hardware pull me up, I can always say 'hey, these were legitimate comments and questions I was asking, and it was all on topic. Please don't deactivate me. I'm merely a pawn of the Twat Waffle.'[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:37AM
And if they still try and shut me down, I'm hiring Denny Crane to defend me!Then they can cross-examine Penny in the witness box.
Mmmmmmm - cross-examining Penny...
[Link] wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:38AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Good point. Still, I'd rather eat a Penny Flame twat waffle.
Mmmmm, eat blueberries out of a vagina...
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You make a good point there yourself, that does indeed sound tasty! [:P)]Now, am I am going to be accused of "waffling?" Or, perhaps more accurately, "twat waffling?"
[Link] matchmaker Senior Member 24909 Posts 4/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:38AM Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:39AM
Why are you all sleeping?I hope you're all watching Penny Flame flicks and not Ass Hat movies.
I'm trying to find myt copy of Penny's scene in LEWD CONDUCT 27. Except I can't find the damn disc anywhere.
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:40AM
matchmaker wrote:
Actually this thread is closing in on Sasha Grey's thread.
Ultrasiet2, with all this work that you're doing for Penny, hopefully she'll have a special "reward" for you.
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Yeah I wish. I don't even live in the same hemisphere as her. If she gets wasted, she could try and email a special photo of her to me, but she'll probably send it to the wrong email address and it will land in someone like Condoleezza Rice's inbox.[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:42AM
wolf69 wrote:
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Good point. Still, I'd rather eat a Penny Flame twat waffle.
Mmmmm, eat blueberries out of a vagina...
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You make a good point there yourself, that does indeed sound tasty! [:P)]
Now, am I am going to be accused of "waffling?" Or, perhaps more accurately, "twat waffling?"
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Taryn and Penny say they're friends, but I've never seen them eating each other out on camera?I mean, can someone really be a true friend if she hasn't given you cunnilingus on film?
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:44AM
Leyden wrote:
Hey Sasha,
Go post in Penny's thread. Or in Taryn's thread. Or both.
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Both? What are you, Switzerland?[Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:46AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Leyden wrote:
Hey Sasha,
Go post in Penny's thread. Or in Taryn's thread. Or both.
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Both? What are you, Switzerland?
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You're a bithreadual![Link] wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:47AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Taryn and Penny say they're friends, but I've never seen them eating each other out on camera?
I mean, can someone really be a true friend if she hasn't given you cunnilingus on film?
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Seems to me that that is indeed a pertinent question. Such probing queries need to be answered definitively, not to mention graphically, on a porn set which would subsequently be transferred to a DVD near you (and everyone else). [Link] Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8751 Posts 1/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:48AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
You're a bithreadual!
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Sasha of Switzerland! Has to be! No really. Bithread. Swiss speak many languages. I am going crazy, no?[Link] wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:48AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
You're a bithreadual!
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Greatest word I've seen in awhile! I guess I am "one of those" as well. [Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:49AM
wolf69 wrote:
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Taryn and Penny say they're friends, but I've never seen them eating each other out on camera?
I mean, can someone really be a true friend if she hasn't given you cunnilingus on film?
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Seems to me that that is indeed a pertinent question. Such probing queries need to be answered definitively, not to mention graphically, on a porn set which would subsequently be transferred to a DVD near you (and everyone else).
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I mean, they must've had sex at some point. You don't just call someone a 'twat waffle' without knowing full well that said person's vagina tastes like and has the texture of a waffle.Taryn gapes so wide, it makes me wonder whether Penny did try and actually stick her head into Taryn's gape so she could wear the Thomas's ass as a hat...
[Link] Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8751 Posts 1/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:52AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Taryn and Penny say they're friends, but I've never seen them eating each other out on camera?
I mean, can someone really be a true friend if she hasn't given you cunnilingus on film?
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I wonder how this would play out in an all girls school. "Neener neener you can't be my friend till you eat me out!"[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:53AM
wolf69 wrote:
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
You're a bithreadual!
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Greatest word I've seen in awhile! I guess I am "one of those" as well.
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You know what I think a PennyFlame war is? It's a fight online where you preface every insult with the name 'Penny'.For example: You're a fan of Director X? He's a Pennyfucking Pennyshithead. And you, as a supporter, have no Pennyfucking Pennybrains.
Retaliation: Yeah, well you're a Pennyfucking Pennyass-punching Pennypooshooting Pennyfelching Pennymotherfucking Pennyunclefucking Pennydouchebagkissing Pennyfucker!
It's like being John PennyMalkovich.
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:55AM
What's Taryn Thomas's favourite singer?Answer: Juliana AssHatfield!
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Link] Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8751 Posts 1/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:56AM
If Flame married Penny Flame would she be Flame Flame?Edited by - Leyden on 7/24/2006 3:57:16 AM
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:56AM
This is a really quiet thread war.We're going to have no casualties at this rate.
I might clean my gun.
Just got to have a look down one of the barrels and make sure I don't have any marijuana residue here...
Oops,
BANG!
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wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:56AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
You know what I think a PennyFlame war is? It's a fight online where you preface every insult with the name 'Penny'.
For example: You're a fan of Director X? He's a Pennyfucking Pennyshithead. And you, as a supporter, have no Pennyfucking Pennybrains.
Retaliation: Yeah, well you're a Pennyfucking Pennyass-punching Pennypooshooting Pennyfelching Pennymotherfucking Pennyunclefucking Pennydouchebagkissing Pennyfucker!
It's like being John PennyMalkovich.
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Yes, and, of course, don't forget the various inflections necessary to convey all the sublties you desire:PENny, penNY, pENny, etc., etc., ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
On a side note, I really must watch "Being John Malkovich" again...been a looong time.
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[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:58AM
Leyden wrote:
If Flame married Penny Flame would she be Flame Flame?
Edited by - Leyden on 7/24/2006 3:57:16 AM
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I didn't get this joke for five minutes, but then the Penny dropped.[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:59AM
wolf69 wrote:
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
You know what I think a PennyFlame war is? It's a fight online where you preface every insult with the name 'Penny'.
For example: You're a fan of Director X? He's a Pennyfucking Pennyshithead. And you, as a supporter, have no Pennyfucking Pennybrains.
Retaliation: Yeah, well you're a Pennyfucking Pennyass-punching Pennypooshooting Pennyfelching Pennymotherfucking Pennyunclefucking Pennydouchebagkissing Pennyfucker!
It's like being John PennyMalkovich.
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Yes, and, of course, don't forget the various inflections necessary to convey all the sublties you desire:
PENny, penNY, pENny, etc., etc., ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
On a side note, I really must watch "Being John Malkovich" again...been a looong time.
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I accidentally killed myself cleaning my Penny-Flame gun. I died for Penny.I'm a hero!
Note to moderators: this does not constitute fanaticism.
[Link] wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:00AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
I didn't get this joke for five minutes, but then the Penny dropped.
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I'll give that a simultaneous and ![Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:01AM
wolf69 wrote:
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
I didn't get this joke for five minutes, but then the Penny dropped.
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I'll give that a simultaneous
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Thanks.Wolf, what's your favourite Penny scene?
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:02AM
Penny, is 'The Flaming' your real middle name?[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:03AM
wolf69 wrote:
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
You know what I think a PennyFlame war is? It's a fight online where you preface every insult with the name 'Penny'.
For example: You're a fan of Director X? He's a Pennyfucking Pennyshithead. And you, as a supporter, have no Pennyfucking Pennybrains.
Retaliation: Yeah, well you're a Pennyfucking Pennyass-punching Pennypooshooting Pennyfelching Pennymotherfucking Pennyunclefucking Pennydouchebagkissing Pennyfucker!
It's like being John PennyMalkovich.
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Yes, and, of course, don't forget the various inflections necessary to convey all the sublties you desire:
PENny, penNY, pENny, etc., etc., ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
On a side note, I really must watch "Being John Malkovich" again...been a looong time.
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You are so Pennyfucking switched on! Malkovich is a great movie. Catherine Keener is so excellent in it. Not exactly as hot as Aspen St- er, Penny Flame, but still hot.(Jeez, that MrDvd has really got to me. I almost said Aspen Ste- er - THERE, ALMOST DID IT AGAIN!)
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:05AM
Really, this is what Richard Dawkins described as a 'meme war.' The Penny Flame meme wants to prove it's stronger than the Taryn Thomas meme. See, it's a scientific struggle.Penny Flame meme rules!
[Link] matchmaker Senior Member 24909 Posts 4/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:05AM
Leyden wrote:
If Flame married Penny Flame would she be Flame Flame?
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You know if Mercedez (from Vivid) married Nikki Benz, she would be Mercedez Benz. I know that it has nothing to do with Penny Flame, but I thought I'd just say it anyway. [Link] wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:05AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Wolf, what's your favourite Penny scene?
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Off the top of my head, I'd say her scene with Karina Kay in Semen Sippers 4. I thought they had great chemistry and, in my opinion, you can't really go wrong with Mike John.[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:06AM
Leyden wrote:
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Taryn and Penny say they're friends, but I've never seen them eating each other out on camera?
I mean, can someone really be a true friend if she hasn't given you cunnilingus on film?
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I wonder how this would play out in an all girls school. "Neener neener you can't be my friend till you eat me out!"
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I'd rather this happen in a boy-girl school myself.[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:07AM
wolf69 wrote:
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
Wolf, what's your favourite Penny scene?
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Off the top of my head, I'd say her scene with Karina Kay in Semen Sippers 4. I thought they had great chemistry and, in my opinion, you can't really go wrong with Mike John.
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Great!What's your second favourite Penny scene?
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:08AM
matchmaker wrote:
Leyden wrote:
If Flame married Penny Flame would she be Flame Flame?
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You know if Mercedez (from Vivid) married Nikki Benz, she would be Mercedez Benz.
I know that it has nothing to do with Penny Flame, but I thought I'd just say it anyway.
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Tell more funny jokes. I'm sure we can make it all Penny-related.Us Penny gremlins are better than Taryn gremlins.
TWAT WAFFLES RULE!
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:09AM
PENNY SAID:I really want a longer thread than taryn, cuz I know it will drive her fuckin bonkers, little ass hat that she is. So PLEASE HELP ME! you don't even have to say anything cool. you could just write some letters, like p, or h, or maybe even the number 12. I plan on posting at least thirty or forty different times. I have money.....I will pay to be cool and popular.......yes.....popularity.....that is what I care about......yes.......I want to be loved.......yes......loved......
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Thirty to forty times....puhlease. Our leader is probably sleeping next to a ganja plant having sweet waffle dreams.[Link] wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:10AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
What's your second favourite Penny scene?
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It's hard to choose, but another Mike John production springs to mind in the form of POV Pervert 5. I am down with the POV thing, and Penny looks great. Of course, Katin was also in that one. Ah, Katin....*wistfulness* (Apologies to Penny, but we were talking about Katin here...or at least I was anyway...)[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:11AM
Mod Note: Normally this sort of posting behaviour results in a reprimand. However, because we are in threadwartime conditions, and Ultrasiet2 is clearly on the right side (Penny's side), and because Penny is incredible, we will allow this folly. I'm going to get in so much shite...
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