I will watch antique roadshow with the wife, I have learned to love her Pomeranian (the coolest most laid back dog I've ever known). This is as gay as I get. I cannot stand watching guys getting their asses eaten by anyone. I don't want to see a guys asshole in a porn scene and I sure the Fuck don't want to see him eat his or anyone elses semen. No offense to anyone out there who digs all of the above but that is the last thing I want to see in porn.
Like I stated in the WLT thread, I hate scenes where gorgeous girls with incredible bodies are covered by paint (like in the new scene on WLT with Shae Summers). To me this defeats the point of porn!
Agreed. I saw that scene and while I understand the World Cup tie-in, it sucked.
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Bob Cobb Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 6 2014 : 6:28PM
My number one gripe (as of now, at least) is girls entering the business with gorgeous dirty blonde hair; then, after a few months into the business, they dye it platinum blonde. This, along with becoming very thin, is part of the "pornification" process (term soon to be trademarked) new girls often undergo.
Anybody here know what the purpose of that is? It's probably the number 1 complaint for porn viewers, why the hell would directors switch to a guy's face?
If they wanted to do that, they could try not casting ugly oafs that stick their horse cock up the girl's ass. Since I'm on that topic: Anal sex. Whoever came up with the idea to put it on film should be shot.
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Mass Facialties Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 7 2014 : 12:46AM
^ Exactly...why would they bother wasting money shooting anal sex scenes? From what I can tell, nobody likes watching anal sex. Edited by - Mass Facialties on 7/7/2014 12:47:29 AM
Yeah, for some reason I have only about 1000 hours of anal porn......can't figure out where it came from....must have been one of my other personalities....
When I expressed this view some time ago I was called a sick weirdo, but I'll iterate even so and hope somebody will understand this. Some clothing is sexy - the best example is probably stockings, in the best cases revealing and enchanting the legs at the same time. High heels can also be excellent. Panties, however, normally only obscure the view of the main attractions. Thus panties in my opinion is better removed as quickly as possible. Sure, they can stay close to the knees in for instance spanking action or they can, as an example of the durity of some textiles, be put in the mouth of the woman still wearing them (seen that). Still, what I don't hate but dislike much is not removing them and instead only put them to the side when fucking starts. Sure, I might be a weirdo, I still think that panties should be removed. If they are eaten, torched or washed and put away doesn't matter, as far as they are gone.
Both are improvements, but when time comes to fucking let's bring them off.
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Zoiper2009 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 8 2014 : 4:33AM
Adult DVD Talk is a Community of Porn Fans and Industry Insiders Please do not talk about pornstars, directors or producers as if they are not here. (Katsumi sums it up nicely.) We are lucky to have industry participants, and they are paying attention to your constructive criticism. Insults will get you nowhere and lead to the deactivation of your forum account. If you work in the industry please be honest about your porn connections. See our Member Directory for a list of stars, directors, producers and other insiders who participate.
Let me offer my sincere apology. Yes, I was aware that as members,we should "not talk about pornstars, directors, or producers, as if they are not here." Before making my critical remarks, I did indicate my feeling that the person discussed did not likely belong to one of those 3 categories, when I said that the venue this person was shown appearing in, not being a video production, probably meant that the person wouldn't be a member of Adult DVD Talk. Anyhow, that was a dumb and not very considerate assumption, on my part. And, member or not, there's always a chance that anybody could visit the ADT site, so I'm genuinely glad that you prevented any possible hurt feelings, by intercepting my thoughtless, unnecessarily negative comments, before they could cause anyone to have any bad feelings.
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Rgreatness Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 9 2014 : 5:17AM
Stop taking the damn camera off her face..that's why Jake Steed and Evasive Angles were great back then..they had the camera in her eyes..face. Legit reactions from first time Latinas. Control the kissing shit...Maneul Ferrera and Mick Blue have messed up a few scenes with too much kissing..screwing with natural reactions. Which is the worst thing in porn. Shae Summers. She needs better dance partners. The Reality Kings guys..yikes. that last scene....camera man and that one guy just wouldn't shut the fuck up. Edited by - Rgreatness on 7/9/2014 5:20:10 AM
^ Kissing...euuuuuchhhh. No place in porn. NO place. And by porn I mean 'proper' porn - the sort you hide from your wife. Not that 'couples friendly' BS. Edited by - N00dlesDaddy on 7/9/2014 2:41:27 PM
I hate it when there is a scene that is hardcore like a glory hole scene or a mmf threesome scene, and it finishes weak without a facial. Now, I actually think facials in porn are overdone today, but if you are doing a scene that is already hardcore or non-generic like a glory hole scene, you might as well go all the way and finish it hardcore with a facial!!! I prime example of what I am talking about is a glory hole scene with Lisa Ann on Bang Bros. She is sucking multiple cocks through multiple wholes, and its a hot scene..... and then she takes the cum on her chest. What the hell??
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Corran7 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 9 2014 : 3:21PM
+1 I've said it before but the director does not need to speak. I'm not watching a scene to listen to you talk. The male talent needs to shut up, too. Quit trying to make the scene about you, we're watching for the girl. Not you. That's my biggest complaint about James Deen and Manuel. They try to take over the scene and talk entirely too much; Manuel's Euro-trash accent gets old really quick. Edited by - Corran7 on 7/9/2014 3:25:59 PM
Prolapsation. I dont mind gapes, but this prolapse trend needs to END. Nothing sexy about watching an injury unfold. Im a casual porn watcher, not a proctologist. Women getting head. I LOVE eating pussy (and ass) but it's not what I watch porn for. Pissing. Obviously a lot of suspension of disbelief has to go into deriving pleasure from porn, but it takes a LOT of damage to "enjoy" being treated like a toilet. And considerably that much more damage to get off on watching someone else pretend to enjoy it. Shemales that don't get hard. Call me kinky, but i love shemale porn. But if you're just floppin about while some dude/shemale/strapped gal plows ya, it's as much a distraction as it is a turn-off.
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Mojo Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 14 2014 : 6:57AM
I hate tats on women, especially the massive in your face ones. I hate clothes and shoes worn during sex. I hate condoms. I hate little or no kissing. I hate it when the women twist their bodies away from the guy to look at the camera during cowgirl I hate unnatural circus stunt sex positions. I hate fake panting I hate it when the guy holds back from proper fucking so the camera can get a good look. I hate the cameraman talking during the scene. I hate cameramen filming the scene as if they're pissed. I hate bad tit jobs with visible scars. I hate bald cunts. I hate POV. I hate scenes that make the woman look like a schoolgirl (i.e. closet paedo porn). Lastly, I hate, hate, HATE CUCKOLD! Cuckold isn't worth the film it's put on if the guy isn't really the girl's partner! If he isn't really her partner then it's just some creepy stranger watching in the background! I'd destroy every single fake cuckold scene if I could! Edited by - Mojo on 7/14/2014 7:08:19 AM
I agree 1 Million % with you on that one. Cockolding is just weird to me.
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Mojo Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 14 2014 : 1:49PM
The very worst Cuckold scene I've ever seen (correction, I wouldn't watch it even if you paid me!) is the one Penny Pax did with Shane Diesel Just imagine it, an ultra cute sexy girl being fucked by a massive BBC, only for THIS to be with them! What a complete waste of an otherwise classic scene!
When girls that carry a little extra baby fat, and look awesome because of it, end up slimming down and end up looking like sickly concentration camp escapees.
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Zoiper2009 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 21 2014 : 2:05AM
NOOdlesDaddy said that kissing has NO place. Really don't understand guys that don't get turned on by the sight of 2 pretty women doing nice, slow, and sensual French kissing. Especially when the ladies enjoy (or seem to) sucking on each others tongues. And BTW, that's not in the "couples friendly" porn category that NOOdlesDaddy was referring to, because an awful lot of women (my wife being one) can't stand to see women making out, even if it's just closed mouth, lips on lips. Ahh, female 2 female French kissing really deserves the term PRICELESS, more than the stuff that term was supposed to be describing on those credit card commercials, IMHO, at least.
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Mass Facialties Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 21 2014 : 9:00AM
^ Call me crazy, but I personally have never found girl-on-girl kissing, licking, fingering, etc. sexually arousing, it just doesn't do anything for me. Anyways, while I'm here, I'll throw in one of my personal "porn pet peeves," which is uncircumcised cocks in porn-they've just always grossed me out and while I usually tolerate them in scenes, they can sometimes completely ruin a scene for me. As an American porn viewer, who also happens to be circumcised, I much prefer the male talent in American gonzo porn to be circumcised, as the majority of American men are. Anymore, to me, there are just way too many scenes produced by my favorite studios (HardX, Jules Jordan Video, Elegant Angel) that have uncut male talent, most of whom aren't even American.
I'd like to answer the previous two posts. Firstly, I clean forgot about girl/girl snogging. That's okay but, like Mass Facialities, I can't say it does a lot for me because lesbian porn, in the main, bores me to tears. And I agree with Mass about the uncircumcised cocks - why must we ever see them in the 'flaccid' state? If a guy is uncut, can we at least wait until he's hard - or beginning to get hard - before the cameras start rolling? Moreover, do women actually, truthfully find the sight of limp uncut dicks appealing? I can't believe they do. I await the ripostes that tell me I'm focussing too much on the cocks and, therefore, must be some sort of closet gay.
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Zoiper2009 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 21 2014 : 4:54PM
Guess we have to face it that there's an endless variety of variations and combinations in sex that do or don't turn us on as individual people. Found myself agreeing with a guy on another thread who said he really likes seeing a woman have her pussy eaten by another woman, but is not turned on at all watching a guy go down on a woman. But let me provide a tough example for those who say that girl on girl licking is unappealing. Instead of say, India Summer licking Riley Reid's pussy, are you going to honestly tell me that it would be more erotic if Riley was receiving the tongue bath from Ron "the Hedgehog" Jeremy? (Yeah, Hedgehog used to actually be the well known nickname for Jeremy)
May have been said before, but #1 hate for me is anal prolapse.
#2 is squirting liquids from the ass.
#3 is popping objects out of the ass. #4 is slapping a girls face. WTF? Slapping her hiney is great, but facial slapping is abuse.
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Zoiper2009 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 21 2014 : 7:31PM
Just wanted to 2nd the positive reaction that ILVBUTT posted last week to something that dogzcatcher had written. dogzcatcher had compared his experience in the 1970s when he trudged through deep snow just to be able to see a little porn at a seedy peepshow, with his ability today to enjoy quality porn in the comfort of his own home. Have to agree with the idea some have expressed on our ADT site, that it's not really worth it to take up the time to complain about what we don't like in modern porn, but rather, just relax, kick back, and enjoy the best situation porn dogs have ever had to view some great eroticism, whenever we have spare time, and the mood strikes us. Besides, in every field of interest you can find things that will annoy the shit out of you, if you dwell on them.
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Mass Facialties Deactivated User
"Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13
Posted - Jul 21 2014 : 10:47PM
Regardless of whether it's a girl or guy doin' the pussy eating, watching the act just isn't visually stimulating at all for me. It's just one of those things that, while it's fun to do in your own sex life, watching the act just doesn't arouse me at all. Same goes for creampies-feels great to do yourself, but watching someone else do it does nothin' for me. Of course, that's just me.
I totally hate it the camera view in a lot of lesbian scenes. When the girls starting eating pussy really good, the camera guys decides to moves to the girls face instead of filming the oral sex. A lot of productions failed to record the whole scene instead of just the face of the girl which is been licked which you could only hear but not see because you only see a girls face for more than a minute, FAIL!!! I agree to the following:
Probably mentioned before but I'll reinforce: Female performers that get implants when totally not necessary. Not that it's ever necessary, of course. But to any actress considering it, keep in mind that not all viewers love huge breasts. Oh, and wish the tattoo craze would die. There are a few performers I find hot that have lots of body art (Bonnie Rotten, Juelz Ventura, Skin Diamond) , but I think it's in spite of not because of. Edited by - TeaLeaf on 8/4/2014 1:44:00 PM
Things I hate: Condoms. No now, no forever. Gigantic obviously fake tits. I vastly prefer natural titties, though a little augmentation can be OK. But the big balloons? Awful and a total turnoff. Girls rimming guys. It's hard to film and hard to see clearly. Now, guys rimming a girl's asshole? Bring it the fuck on... Too much lesbian kissing. Or really too much lesbian stuff at all. Just not my thing, I guess. A little bit is OK, but I want to see heterosexual sex -- and that requies a dick. Boring facials. I hate it when the guy just jerks off a weak load on the girl's cheek. Better is when the girl jerks him, or it goes in her mouth. Much better still is when the guy shoots on her ass, pussy, tits, or stomach. Best of all are creampies, in the ass or pussy. Condoms. Will never watch or buy any scene with them. Oh, and I fucking hate condoms in porn.
I really dislike when the girl bounces in the bed instead of bouncing on the cock. Usually those scenes are accompanied with the girl moaning with extreme pleasure but all they are doing is bouncing in the bed. The bed is getting the workout and not the cock!!
One thing I really hate: food mixed with sex. That famous scene from 9 1/2 Weeks is just gross. In porn the main food culprit is usually whipped cream. There's a scene with Penny Flame and Manuel Ferrara in Sport Fucking 4 that is super hot, but I always have to fast forward through the beginning because of the damned whipped cream. It just seems sticky and messy, but not in a good way. I won't even pick up any of the Cream Dreams movies despite the fact that my favorite performer Jada Stevens is featured in both. The premise just seems damn unhygienic to me.