i don't know...i like the larger file sizes. certainly, 5 gb might be a little over done for...say, a 20 minute scene. however, i guess i fall on the other side of the fence. if there's your typical 40 minute scene...i'm content with a solid 2gb as long as when watching...the quality substantiates the size. bit rate, as others point out...is the better indicator of quality. but, i'm happy as long as it's hd quality content. i'll bottom out at around a gb per scene. anything less and i feel i shouldn't even bother. so, what do i hate in porn? low quality releases. i want to feel like i'm right next to the action.
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Posted - Jun 4 2014 : 5:03PM
Considering that most sites offer their downloads with multiple resolutions, I just don't get what all the fuss is about. I want the 1080 HD option to be as large as is necessary to deliver the best quality -- and preferably at a 12,000 bitrate (like Brazzers delivers). Too much for some, then down load the 720 HD option already. Some studios -- I'm looking at you BangBros -- could knock-off the 20-30 minute lead-ins (e.g. driving around in the bangbus, chatting for 20-minutes about stupid, etc.) before anything happens. This would cut file sizes drastically! But, hey, BangBros is only giving us a 3000 bitrate, anyway, so what the fuck I could edit the whole "bangbus pickup" down to a VERY hot 3 or 4 minutes, but these guys can't or won't use editors who know what they're doing. Other studios do a much better job with their editing (note: I did not say good/great editing, just better). The worst "large file" offender out there has got to be Mofos. Their file sizes are HUGE, yet the video quality is seldom more than mediocre, at best. Anyway, if you're giving me quality, I don't care how large the 1080 HD (or now 4k) option files are. Quality, quality, quality!
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Posted - Jun 5 2014 : 8:53PM
You seem to be forgetting something. All those huge 2, 3 GB+ video files take up lots of HD space, so unless you have multiple terabyte external drives you are going to run out of space real quick.
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Posted - Jun 5 2014 : 10:31PM
Yes, I have "multiple terabyte external drives," and I have 16.85 TB (before formatting) of local hard drive capacity on my media computer (exclusively for audio and video processing and storage, primarily porn) -- including three WD Green 4TB and one WD Green 3TB drives (that's 15TB) dedicated solely to storage. Which, FYI, keeps my original files locally accessible for immediate access and editing anytime I damn well please :) Not to mention multiple TBs of storage available on my "everyday" desktop (which is still running an i7-3770 CPU with 16GB of RAM). And, all originals are also burned to Blu-ray disks (with TBs of older SD material having been burned to DVDs). I haven't "forgotten" anything. Don't want to invest in hard drive capacity? Why not breakdown and spend $50 and burn your downloads off to disks Obviously, quality doesn't mean anything to you, otherwise you wouldn't be pushing your ridiculous "file size" campaign. Did you miss? where I wrote...How about you download one of the smaller file options that meet your lifestyle (and budget), and leave the larger high-quality, high-resolution, high-bitrate content for the adults? Edited by - Goldstein on 6/5/2014 10:33:50 PM
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^^ Goldstein why do you "process" audio and video files and what exactly do you mean by process - are you editing files to make them smaller, or doing something else?
Edited by - Cloudburst on 6/5/2014 10:59:19 PM
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Posted - Jun 5 2014 : 11:01PM
Goldstein how many TB's of porn would you that say you have in total?
"You have sacrificed nothing and no one." 3689 Posts 8/10
Posted - Jun 5 2014 : 11:41PM
I do lots of things in harvesting ("process") porn files. Originally, I started by digitizing content from from my VHS movies, and found that by having individual scene files for each scene (as opposed to needing to search and fast-forward through entire movies) was a vast masturbatory enhancement :) So, I moved on to extracting individual scene files from my DVDs, as well. Now, of course, I'm downloading TBs of porn from the online sites. Part of the enjoyment of the porn, for me, is also derived from being able to harvest clips of the good stuff (e.g. the cumshots, etc.) for instant access. When you're ready to pop, jump right to the cumshot clip :) Also, having all my porn, from all sources (VHS, DVD, downloads ...), organized by girl, really helps locate and utilize your library. It all sure beats fast-forwarding through multiple VHS tapes and DVD movies to get your stroke on. Anybody else remember masturbating thumbing through a half-dozen stroke mags at a time, going back-and-forth, until you finally found the one still picture to bring it home to? Oh, the humanity. Never fear, Goldstein has GBs of still images stored away on his storage media, as well... Currently, I'm re-organizing all my computers and storage, so it's very difficult to give a true estimate of how many TBs of porn are actually archived (versus how much empty storage remains available). Right now, for example, my three WD Green 4TB drives barely have anything written to them yet. They are capacity moving forward, so to speak. However, at the rate I'm downloading new scenes, they will be very much needed. The biggest change for me has been downloading porn. I finally started joining sites about six months ago, and am just loving it! Rather than buy anymore movies on disks, I have chosen to invest in the hardware and storage necessary to purchase, download, archive and use my porn in a fully digital environment.
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Posted - Jun 6 2014 : 3:37AM
How do you digitize/convert VHS movies onto your computer?
I hate when a girl sticks a dildo up another girl's butt and just jiggles it around. I want to see that thing sliding in and out--followed by a good gape.
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Posted - Jun 17 2014 : 7:52AM
The very fact that XXX Fit Girls Orgy, purchased for the THIRD time, is a real tough one. Number one was broken a long time ago when it was straight and fresh off the print. It went slowly, and stopped, like if this penetrating was some golden goals of the century worth slow motion effects, and was coming around without BTS even tough it has a box for that. Number two was the same. I wasn't very glad. A year went by or so. I've heard rumours about number 3 saying it's a lucky number. And some other voice on this board telling it's a tour the force DVD. So I threw my chips in for the third time. Now it has cost me close to hundred dollars. It starts annoying me, this very fact, thinking about.
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Posted - Jun 18 2014 : 1:33AM
Not fond of porn shot out by a pool, usually bad lighting
- Pussy eating. I can watch asshole licking, but not pussy eating. Don't like doing it in real life either. - Condoms. Can't watch if there's condoms. - Girls spitting back out the cum on themselves or on the guy's dick after the guy cums in their mouth. - Ugly male performers. Ugly women can be okay if they have a body I like. - Flat chested women.
Hate is almost an understatement when it comes to the excessive spitting and the guy pulling out, gaping the girl and then spitting on her again. It's not like when I'm walking down the street and see where someone has spit, it doesn't cross my mind to say "hey that's really hot, I wish I could see that on some chicks face." I used to watch a lot of the Raul Christian movies, but he's decided that he needs to be heard and in the scene. His movies now are more about humiliating some girl by constantly slapping and spitting on her. He also hocks up loogies while he is holding the camera and when he does it, he's doing right into the mic. This is another reason I can't stand POV because the guy almost ALWAYS have a small dick and the girl is so focused on camera angle and not bouncing around too much that it's fairly evident the women aren't really into the scene. It seems pretty consistent that most people dislike the spitting and gaping the girl and spitting in her hole every 10 seconds, so not exactly sure why directors keep doing it. I don't like when the girls to the Chico Wang gurgling while giving a blow job and are retching to the point you can tell they are not having fun. Bottom line, directors stay out of the, guys shut up because we rent the movies for the girls getting off not you, stop with all the stupid spitting every 5 or 6 pumps and gaping her.
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Posted - Jun 21 2014 : 11:16PM
Probably the worst type of porn out there, or anything similar to it with an authentic amateur feel. The last thing I want to see when watching porn is a guy enjoying himself alone in a room just him and a girl, that makes me feel way too angry and disgusted to watch. At least with real porn you know that there are other people in the room so it can't be that enjoyable for the guy. Anyone else here agree? Edited by - Cloudburst on 6/21/2014 11:19:14 PM
Facials. I'll never understand the appeal. Why on earth would you ever want to beat yourself off on a hottie's face rather than nutting inside her or letting her finish you (hands or mouth)? Female completion ALWAYS feels and looks better. This is the one area where Japanese porn is superior to Euro/stateside porn, in that the women usually blow the guys to completion or take an internal cumshot. The other is over-the-top acting in general. The "Oh FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMN YES YES YEAH YEAH YEAH SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK THAT TIGHT LITTLE WET DRIPPING PUSSY OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH". Seriously, that just needs to stop. This is where Eastern European women have the Americans, and any other native English speakers, beaten as far as I'm concerned. They just moan and sound at least somewhat believable in their reactions, but then again, that might be because they haven't learned all of that ridiculous 'dirty talk'. EDIT: One thing to add - spitting. I get it if the gimmick is abuse/rape play/ dom, or whatever, but in normal scenes, I absolutely HATE it when the dumbass stuntcock spits on the woman unprovoked. I'm just like, are you fucking kidding me bro? Where do you get off doing that stupid shit? Edited by - The Needler on 6/22/2014 2:57:24 AM
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Posted - Jun 22 2014 : 3:26AM
^ "Female completion" certainly feels better than jerking yourself off to cum, but it just doesn't do anything visually for porn viewers like me. Whether we're talking about creampies, handjobs or oral cumshots, they're just not as visually stimulating as seeing a girl's face get pasted with a load of cum, if you ask me.
^^ I don't think I've ever disagreed more with a post in my time on here.
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Posted - Jun 22 2014 : 6:18AM
What do you mean? You only enjoy a scene if you know the guy isn't enjoying himself?
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I don't need the guy to not enjoy himself at all (obviously he's going to be enjoying it at least somewhat unless the girl is really awful or something) but the last thing I want to see is the type of porn in that Raw series where I believe it's just Manuel Ferrara and the girl and nobody else (director, lighting, etc). Asking why it would make a guy feel angry is a stupid question - if you're not angry that these guys get to bang THOUSANDS of attractive women AND GET PAID FOR IT something is very wrong with you. When there are one, two, or three other people in the room with the guy then it changes the dynamic a little so you know at least the guy is not 100% enjoying himself with another guy right there with a camera in his face.
Edited by - Cloudburst on 6/22/2014 6:24:46 AM
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Posted - Jun 22 2014 : 6:21AM
But it isn't Japanese porn pixelated, so who could watch that anyway and actually enjoy it? Also why do you say Japanese porn has more creampie endings, I've watched some scenes and they all ended in facial cumshots.
Not true at all actually. If that was true, wouldn't the majority of people be angry 24/7 at people that richer than us etc.? Of course there will be someone better off than every person in here. Don't see it as a stupid question at all. I'm sure there are at least a couple of more people here who watch porn and don't feel angry about it at all.
The reason I hate the "Raw" series is the shitty camera angles and rubbish lighting. If I wanted to watch badly lit and poorly filmed porn I'd go check out an amateur site. I wouldn't want to pay for professionals who make pseudo amateur porn. The reason I watch porn is for the attractive women and their performance, if I can't see that what the hell is the point? And the worst thing about it is that it's spreading like a plague. Now James Deen is doing it too. And Manuel is using the same shitty technique in the "Slutty & Sluttier" series! Well I'm not investing in that crap!
I can sort of agree with Cloudburst, in a way. I'm not angry/envious about the guys getting to bang thousands of attractive women for pay. But it is upsetting, especially in POV porn, when I as the viewer feel like I'm being duped into paying for some dude's sexual escapades, some dude who is using the porn thing as a front but he has no interest in making good porn for consumer satisfaction. If the video is extremely lousy, bad camera angles, bad lighting, more focus on the dude than on the girl, etc. then it feels like the producer doesn't care about the viewer, is not serious about making a quality scene, is not thinking of it as making a product for the customer. He's just using the camera as a prop for getting famous and semi-famous porngirls to fuck him. And is using the porn business to get some money coming in. And fuck the viewer by giving shitty scenes while taking their money. If he can't be bothered to pay attention to the finished product, then he should not be using a camera. Just hire the girl and do whatever, wherever, in privacy. If he wants to film it for his own personal entertainment, that's OK. But don't charge people money for it; don't try to sell it as porn. Edited by - ninja1 on 6/22/2014 7:18:26 PM
But the fact that people are buying it shows that they actually enjoy it. In fact there's an over 10 page thread on the particular series so it does appeal to some people. I don't consider them shitty scenes at all, so there's definitely disagreement there, can't state it as fact. I actually find the camera angles good, as I'd rather those camer angles than seeing a close up of a guy's ass while he's fucking the girl in majority of porn. Some people also might feel there's less focus on the guy as the camera is constantly on the girl, while in other porn you get to see much more of the guy's face. Anyway, if you're not into it, that's cool, I just don't see how you state it as shitty porn as a fact and that people shouldn't pay for it. It's mainly a matter of preference. I actually find Raw series the best in porn right now as it feels more authentic plus I prefer the fact it's just a guy and a girl together and there is no cut in scenes that you see in a lot of other porn.
^To be fair, I wasn't referring to the Raw series; I have never seen it. I have my own list of crappy POV producers I will not name. I was agreeing with Cloudburst sentiment regarding: crappy POV can make you "angry" at the producer who seemingly regards the customers as suckers who pay for them to have sex in exchange for getting shitty porn which they know is shitty but don't care that it's shitty because they don't care about the consumer. I'm not saying people shouldn't pay for porn. I'm saying: if you are not serious about the porn production business and customer experience, you should not be in the porn business. I think you would agree, if you saw some of the crap I've seen.
I hate how forward cowgirl scenes seem to be shot 95% from behind or the side... I'm probably alone on an island with that because it's so damn consistent. I mean there really must be a ton of guys who love looking at a back and no face for 5 straight minutes just for a better view of penetration. I'm much more interested in seeing the woman than I am seeing the penetration. It wouldn't be so annoying if at the very least there was equal time given to front views, but it's think 90% back, 5%s side, 5% front is about an accurate ratio.
There's plenty of uncensored Japanese porn out there, and it's the only kind I watch. Check out the Tokyo Hot, Samurai Porn, Sky-High/Angel, Kokeshi, 2Candys, Catwalk Poison, Caribbeancom, Red Hot Jam, Tora Tora Gold, Queen 8, Pink Puncher, S Model, Heyzo, Kamikaze Premium, 1pondo; the list really does go on and on, and the women are stunning. Then again, I have an affinity for asians, so there's that. But yeah, there's plenty of uncensored Japanese porn out there if you wanna get your rocks off, hence my point.
Whenever a man licks a woman's face all over. This happens ALL THE TIME in Japanese porn. Or excessive toy usage. Annoying! Face slapping is the worst. Or hands around the neck. Not a fan of when they call a woman a "whore", "slut" or whatever. I guess this is normal these days. Some female porn stars seem to love it, but I think it's all an act. Oh and GGG "dungeon" style sets. Can't even watch Kink nonsense, yet I love Japanese bondage. I also hate how american porn has gotten too tame. Very few DA or DP scenes. What are you scared of? Don't tell me it's due to obscenity. Give me a break... DA is a perfectly normal sex act! Even Jules Jordan himself now seems like Mr. Penthouse. I love his movies but his last DA scene was back in 1993 I think. Another kind of unrelated note. Websites who only allow steaming only without telling you beforehand. For example, the Hotkinkyjo site.
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Posted - Jun 23 2014 : 6:37AM
Huh? I thought you were all about facials. (And when I mentioned oral cumshots, I meant one in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth as she's sucking him off. I wasn't referring to the more common oral cumshot where a guy jerks off into the girl's wide open mouth.)
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Posted - Jun 23 2014 : 6:41AM
I'm with you on this. What makes it even worse is when the guy will keep his hands on the girl's ass for the entirety of that position/shot.
Was watching Black Ice's Amateur Interracial Orgy... Great girls and everything was perfect... Then one of the guys man was just being a cunt towards the girls. I mean the girls were so bubbly and friendly but this piece of shit kept trash talking them and not like in a porn star way where they calm the girls slut or whore etc. he was being a super cunt. Fucked up two perfectly good scenes for me. I can't stand it when guys do or say things to girls that you can see the girl doesn't like. What is the point of that? I can't watch scenes where I can see the girl is uncomfortable, I like seeing happy porn stars getting railed well by male talent. And male porn stars have to stop this spitting into girls mouths, it's fucking disgusting .. Stop that shit!
I was disagreeing with Needler's post - the one above yours, hence my two ^s. Don't worry, buddy, you and I are definitely singing from the same hymn sheet on the topic of facials.
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Posted - Jun 23 2014 : 9:42PM
What was the guy's name? I think I've seen that scene you are talking about but can't remember. Edited by - Cloudburst on 6/23/2014 9:43:41 PM
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Posted - Jun 23 2014 : 9:44PM
I'm not saying this isn't true but how is it possible when all porn created in Japan must be pixelated by law??
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Posted - Jun 24 2014 : 2:38AM
the pixelation in japanese porn is only in law for release in japan and other asian countries as far as i know.
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Posted - Jun 24 2014 : 6:35PM
When several guys jerk off n a cup n the woman drinks it
I hate giving a girl credit for deepthroat when there are 2-3 inches left. Deepthroat credit only for when lips comepletely make the cock disappear no matter how big the cock.
That's gotta be the Facial Abuse guys, or old Khan Thusion, doesn't it? Those guys took things too far. Power dynamics is one thing, but those guys were just assholes.
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Posted - Jun 25 2014 : 1:26AM
I agree, tried watching some of them but just wound up getting so angry at the guys and how much they sound like scumbag assholes.
There's ways around it, but one of the primary reasons (read: loopholes) is that it's 'made for foreign export'. Either way, look up some of those studio names I gave you and fap away. Matter of fact, here's a totally legit website: https://www.amorz.com/ http://www.tokyo-hot.com/ is another, but they usually employ amateurs. Don't take my word for it dude, just search.
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Posted - Jun 25 2014 : 7:39AM
I hate POV. Watching pussy eating. I like doing it but when I see it in porn, I hit the fast forward button. Directors talking during the scene. During the set up is OK but when the action starts, shut the fuck up. Kerian Lee and Danny D are the two reasons that made it so easier to cancel my Brazzers sub. If I wanted to watch no talents fucking I'd watch amatuer porn. A couple more guys will make me skip a scene entirely no matter how much I like the girl. Why do directors keep booking bad talent? Anal. Edited by - Corran7 on 6/25/2014 7:39:49 AM
I agree. There are so many POV scenes done wrong and that's why a lot of people hate the genre. Only a few producers do it correctly. Many scenes will completely cut the girl's face out of the shot for long stretches during the scene and the guy filming is just staring down zoomed in at his own cock. I get that it's porn and it needs to show penetration, but I don't get why that's the entire focus of the scene. Either 1) like you said, the guy doesn't care about the people watching and just wants to get off by watching himself fuck the girl or 2) There's a market for closeup penetration that I just don't understand. Are there guys who would rather watch another guy's cock for an entire scene instead of the hot porn chick? The purpose of POV is to film it as if you the viewer is the one having sex with the girl. If the guy's cock or even his hands are in the shot the entire time (ex. scenes where the guy is just pawing at the girl's tits for 10 mins while he moans and says stupid shit) and the girl's face is not shown, it completely ruins it.
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Posted - Jun 26 2014 : 2:24AM
Once upon a time, in the late 70's, I made my way, in three feet of snow, uphill, to visit a peep show. I exchanged my money with the attendant for tokens, to sit alone, on a sticky bench and watch porn. Forty five years later, I can sit in the comfort of my own home, with my wife and watch clear scenes of beautiful performers making love. While I may have made posts in the past, about what I hated in porn, I no longer hate anything in porn.
I hate crappy low res VHS trying to see anything through pubic hair that would choke a horse, and fast forwarding through crap stories to find 5 or 10 minutes of porn.... wait - that was the 80s/90s - now I love it!! :)
I really dislike blow bangs where the only thing you see is the girl's face and dicks. I'd much prefer a wider shot that at least includes her tits. What's the use of having beautiful naked girl if you're not going to show her body? Edited by - bumblaster on 6/30/2014 9:52:38 PM