What are some things you HATE in porn? (page 35)

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Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Feb 26 2017 : 4:19PM This is no big issue, but guys having muscular bodies - like into heavy weight lifting - and a small wiener. That kinda suck big time. It's like muscular fit contest bitches without any tits. [Link]
fanofman Senior Member 2053 Posts 9/15	Posted - Feb 26 2017 : 4:25PM ^LOL. Yes, there's a really muscular straight porn guy out there with a small one. He's with a big agency and can't get booked to save his life. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Feb 26 2017 : 5:06PM I'm not into this Virtual Reality stuff. Ashley Adams had a VR Naughty America scene and I've always wanted her to have sex in the shower or bathtub and she did...but in a VR scene. It's just not enjoyable to watch, just stick with normal shooting styles like we all know and love, not Virtual Reality. [Link]
Psilencer Member 133 Posts 2/17	Posted - Feb 26 2017 : 5:40PM Not a fan of ladies that go too far on either extreme in the weight department. Skinny girls with no curves and flat butts...no thanks. Being built like an 11 year old isn't sexy to me, lol. Not into obese girls either. If a female performer is thin but shapely I can deal with it. Thick always gets the thumbs up. [Link]

Porn Scout Deactivated User 3735 Posts 10/02	Posted - Feb 26 2017 : 8:00PM I don't like the recent trend towards hair on or in proximity to female performers' female parts. Bald is beautiful down below. [Link]
draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09	Posted - Feb 26 2017 : 11:23PM Pairing big natural tits with big fake tits, complete ruins the scene. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Mar 22 2017 : 4:07PM When the male talent doesn't keep his mouth shut and tells the girl what to do constantly. The guy isn't the star of the scene so cut that shit out and let the girl be the focus/star. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Mar 22 2017 : 4:53PM Incompetent directors, lame backgrounds, limp dicks and females not enjoying themselves, about the same sausage rolled over here before. [Link]
dkpaine Member What if we had an orgy and nobody came? 65 Posts 3/17	Posted - Mar 23 2017 : 1:02AM Not sure I'd go so far as to say I hate this stuff, but I'm not a big fan of any of it... "Audition" videos - Not every movie needs to be The Opening of Misty Beethoven in terms of plot, but I prefer some element of fantasy in my porn scenes. No matter how hot the girl is, watching her exchange pointless banter with the cameraman/director/male star for a few minutes and then having him say "Okay, are you ready to start sucking my dick?" just feels like seeing a dude pick up a prostitute. Nothing wrong with hookers, mind you, but I rarely find myself fantasizing about paying for sex. Too many musclebound male actors - Don't get me wrong. I get that lots of women and bi men watch straight porn, and they should have something to look at, too. But again, porn is best for me if it's fantasy, and as a pretty average dude all around, I have a tough time living vicariously through some 6'5" ripped bodybuilder who probably bangs chicks that are insanely hot even when he's not getting paid for it. Easier for me to get caught up in a scene in which an ordinary guy like me somehow lucks into fucking a super hot babe. Choking, slapping, gagging, etc. - Again, to each their own. But I've never undrestood hurting women; particularly ones that are willing & eager to have sex with me. A really hard fuck, with a fistful of hair pulled tight, or a good, hard spanking? Sure. But actual violence? Not my deal. Spitting during blowjobs - A BJ is a BJ, and I'd never turn one down from a hot female pornstar. I've seen a few really hot oral scenes in which smokin' babes spit on cocks rather than lubing them up more directly with lips and tongue. But generally speaking, when a chick hocks a loogie on a guy's dick, it looks more like she's disgusted with it than eager to suck it off. Kind of ruins the fantasy for me. This last one might be a bit controversial, because I respect every performer's right to decide what's best for them personally & professionally, but... Girls who get into the business, become instant stars, and get out before the ink's dry on their contract - People get into porn for a lot of reasons, and they get out for a lot, too. I get it. But few things are more frustrating for a porn fan than discovering a really bangin' hot new starlet for the first time, only to find out she's already "retired". I might be in the minority here, but I'd almost rather have fewer new girls enter the industry each year & a higher percentage stick around to build their brands than have tons & tons of newcomers who are gone before we've even had the chance to really see them shine. I'm not just a pervert; I'm a fan, and it's hard to be that when actresses don't stick around long enough to produce a sizable, diverse body of work. [Link]
Huka1331 Member 148 Posts 12/15	Posted - Mar 23 2017 : 2:35AM The lier star who say " I do anal or something " then she don't do anything why because she want increase the number of followers on Instagram or Twitter . I hate this stars they are disgusting Edited by - huka1331 on 3/23/2017 3:01:11 AM [Link]
blues12 Member 20 Posts 7/16	Posted - Mar 23 2017 : 3:43PM Girls that always are asking for money. Especially the new ones like wtf [Link]
moebius22 Senior Member 1528 Posts 12/09	Posted - Mar 23 2017 : 8:38PM Porn websites that shoot and grade their video all pseudo cinematic, but have shit sound. Room tone and voice levels in videos that changes with every shot. Porn stars who get arrested, because they can't handle their drugs. Porn stars posting food on their twitter page. Porn stars who have images of drug paraphernalia, drugs on their twitter page, or who post pics of themselves getting high on their twitter page. Porn stars who write tweets in street slang. Porn stars who berate their fans on their twitter. Porn stars who disappear for long periods, and then expect you to give a shit, when they decide to show up again. Porn stars who can't bother to responds to fans tweets, yet beg for shit constantly. ^ Porno fans that encourage the above. [Link]
10000 days Deactivated User Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ... 717 Posts 3/06	Posted - Mar 23 2017 : 10:28PM This goofy fake eye roll porno trend. Make it stop! [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Mar 23 2017 : 10:35PM ^ Some are goofier than others! [Link]

fanofman Senior Member 2053 Posts 9/15	Posted - Mar 23 2017 : 10:57PM dkpaine wrote: Spitting during blowjobs - A BJ is a BJ, and I'd never turn one down from a hot female pornstar. I've seen a few really hot oral scenes in which smokin' babes spit on cocks rather than lubing them up more directly with lips and tongue. But generally speaking, when a chick hocks a loogie on a guy's dick, it looks more like she's disgusted with it than eager to suck it off. Kind of ruins the fantasy for me. Click to expand I hate this. There's a really popular girl right now with poor technique in general that spits all the time. [Link]
moebius22 Senior Member 1528 Posts 12/09	Posted - Mar 23 2017 : 11:04PM 10000 days wrote: This goofy fake eye roll porno trend. Make it stop! Click to expand Also the "I'm going to come!" in 2 minutes porno trend. [Link]
dkpaine Member What if we had an orgy and nobody came? 65 Posts 3/17	Posted - Mar 25 2017 : 12:53AM 10000 days wrote: This goofy fake eye roll porno trend. Make it stop! Click to expand Some of them are pretty ridiculous, but there are some ladies who can make this work. If I believe she's really into it before and after the eye roll, I'll buy that part, too. If she looks like she's thinking about what to have for dinner while she's getting fucked up the butt and then does it, or if she can't do the eye roll without cracking a smile at the same time, I'm not convinced. [Link]
moebius22 Senior Member 1528 Posts 12/09	Posted - Mar 25 2017 : 11:26AM Porno movies with no or barely any wide shots. [Link]
Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12	Posted - Mar 27 2017 : 5:56PM Cuts between when multiple guys come on a girl making it obvious that many minutes have passed since the last one came. [Link]
moebius22 Senior Member 1528 Posts 12/09	Posted - Mar 27 2017 : 11:19PM Triple penetration everything. [Link]
epistimonas Senior Member 2570 Posts 6/15	Posted - Mar 28 2017 : 1:22PM garter belt with stockings [Link]
Jado3Dhead Deactivated User 564 Posts 3/16	Posted - Mar 29 2017 : 12:08PM Guys who cum whilst laying down and while the girls wank him off. Waste of a cumshot/facial. Edited by - Jado3Dhead on 3/29/2017 12:09:09 PM [Link]
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13	Posted - Mar 29 2017 : 12:11PM Outdoor scenes where there are flies buzzing around in the frame. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Mar 29 2017 : 1:33PM ^ Yes! And when you hear cars, sirens, birds, etc. in the background. [Link]

Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13	Posted - Mar 29 2017 : 2:04PM ^ Yeah, not a fan of outdoor scenes in general for those reasons. But the fly thing especially bugs. If I'm projecting myself into a scene a fl buzzing around really breaks my focus. Not to mention the mental association of flies buzzing around things that stink. [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - Mar 29 2017 : 8:40PM ^ I've never seen anybody else mention this before. This has been my biggest pet peeve for a long time. I avoid outdoor scenes even if they involve one of my favorite girls. [Link]
Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12	Posted - Mar 30 2017 : 4:01AM ^ Don't forget to add airplane noise to that list! [Link]
Soapy Suds Member 628 Posts 9/13	Posted - Mar 30 2017 : 4:43AM I've just found another annoying thing about girl/girl porn is when they stare at the camera while having sex, as if they're looking at some moronic boyfriend. That is when I switch off! [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Apr 6 2017 : 9:37AM Overrated reviews. Bought a flick called Daughter Swap based on a full 5 stars rate over at adultempire, thought it maybe was worth 25 bucks then having 4 times two babes in it, after checking out the trailer on computer. I went a little fast there. Normally I take things from wishlist. As so often Team Skeet does not provide the best picture quality, seasoned with some limp dicks. Sound is not focused, dialogue is just a mess. Not a fan of poor picture quality either + 5 stars rate by then, I can tell you that. At least 30 minutes of of cocksucking all in all, one hour talking and lame acting, and no closeups or stiff cock except from some moments few and far between, just a cameraman sitting at the other side of the room showing no skills or interest. Editing? I don't think so. Those reviews are probably done on PC's small screen, Laptop, whateverthefuck. Me I have a fortytwoinch flat new fashion TV and can't sit around and play shit like that. It's belov my fucking dignity. So it was another throwaway at the end of the day. I'd be ashamed and probably would not feel fine if I had that bad taste, giving ordinary uninspired lowskill content 5 stars, as if I was born yesterday when it comes to pornjudging. Yeah, U see, the guy stood there jerking like crazy never getting too climax, really had me started, hate that, his dick was squeesed like a wet towel in just desperation, looking somewhat red turns green, another couldn't get it up from sttartb to finish, girl having to fake it all thru and thru, like in screaming for Jesus in missionary, hate that, saw nothing, and me I had to push the button. Fuck shit like that. It's both sad and depressing and unprofessional too. I don't shit money either. But judging by strategies like this, some may think I do. Well I have developed this key quality called t a s t e over the years. People don't have taste no more, they suck in what ever's going on out on the net and can't go back to an ordinary flat-TV, putting a DVD in, it seems. But boy do they review the same material on PC, straight downloaded from the internet. Sooo. I don't trust reviewers any fucking more. It's a sick world when you have reached such a level in the human development of new tendencies, just to go thru experiences like this. This is not about taste, quantity, this is about quality, rip-off, and whether or not you should be in position of doing so. DVD standards and technical value - these are heavy measures, not some joke to mess around with. Daughter Swap never reached great standards, even with such great girls in it. Compared to great DVDs coming from great studios, like Jules Jordan, with the same chicks, this was a plain disaster, filled with a waste of female human resources. [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - Apr 6 2017 : 3:29PM Dutchgangbangboys wrote: ^ Don't forget to add airplane noise to that list! Click to expand There's an awesome example of this in JS: BIG TIME (1995) where a plane flies over during a BJ with the usual amount of dirty talk. Jeff Stryker ad libs airplane related dirty talk and you hear the cameraman bust out laughing uncontrollably. It's a special moment. [Link]
shank Member 119 Posts 2/09	Posted - Apr 14 2017 : 8:50AM I hate it when the guy is also holding a camera in one hand, and pretend to record the action live. What is the purpose- can't they see they are blocking the view? [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Apr 24 2017 : 2:51PM How Wicked still uses condoms in their scenes. They have to be one of the only studios to use condoms still, I don't get it. [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - Apr 24 2017 : 7:03PM ^ Well, since only couples who think they're being "dirty" or "kinky" by watching porn are watching Wicked scenes I guess Wicked doesn't want to shock them too much. [Link]
A_Fan Deactivated User 1187 Posts 9/16	Posted - Apr 24 2017 : 7:31PM PornStarNamedBuckNaked wrote: ^ Well, since only couples who think they're being "dirty" or "kinky" by watching porn are watching Wicked scenes Click to expand lol man, that is so true, isn't it :) In all seriousness, they make a great product if you want to introduce a woman to porn who has not done much with it. I have used Wicked titles to help women get into porn and it has been a good entry point before moving onto more advanced things. They make a product for a certain market and they do it well in my opinion. Obviously I am not that market as I just watched a Legal Porno scene..... but it is good for the right market. Edited by - A_Fan on 4/24/2017 7:43:37 PM [Link]

moebius22 Senior Member 1528 Posts 12/09	Posted - Apr 25 2017 : 12:57PM Producers that don't understand that soft light still need to be diffused. Even kinos can give a stark look without diffusion. [Link]
TheRealBamboonga Member 18 Posts 3/17	Posted - Apr 25 2017 : 1:48PM Chicks sucking on a god damn strap-on. Seriously - who the hell does this gratify??? The wearer? Naw - maybe the manufacturer? [Link]
hoochimama Deactivated User 1437 Posts 5/10	Posted - Apr 25 2017 : 4:26PM TheRealBamboonga wrote: Chicks sucking on a god damn strap-on. Seriously - who the hell does this gratify??? The wearer? Naw - maybe the manufacturer? Click to expand Me, the viewer. ________________________________________________ Please ID these girls from PlayboyTV's Foursome show [Link]
Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12	Posted - Apr 27 2017 : 11:27AM Gallons of cum running off a girl's face unto her chest and not once does the canera ever pull back. Edited by - dutchgangbangboys on 5/27/2017 8:48:52 AM [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - May 12 2017 : 11:19AM Studios that continuously use the same sets and color tones over and over again. Also when they shoot two scenes that are different but in reality are basically the same, except for the title. [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - May 27 2017 : 7:05PM ^ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Who could you be talking about? Hmmmm I wonder. [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - May 27 2017 : 8:41PM draghixafan wrote: Pairing big natural tits with big fake tits, complete ruins the scene. Click to expand You could make a movie based around that Plastic v Fantastic ;) [Link]
Seijuro Senior Member 1389 Posts 12/09	Posted - May 27 2017 : 9:19PM Wearing shoes of any kind in bed Guys wearing socks [Link]
chessmaster Member 768 Posts 6/12	Posted - May 27 2017 : 9:50PM I hate this facial surgery trend. fake lips look terrible most of the time. [Link]
20 Percent Beef Member 8 Posts 3/16	Posted - May 28 2017 : 1:45AM Annoys the shit out of me when the male performers having jerked himself off over the females face continues jerking his increasingly flaccid cock and gets her to suck it , rubs it on her face and bashes her around the head with it , get the f out of the scene so we can see the female not a flaccid cock. [Link]
Schlossel Member 60 Posts 6/15	Posted - May 28 2017 : 6:40AM Music, fake incest scenarios or incest talk (like the girl saying daddy -.- ), romance, the girl faking too much/badly or saying the same shit over and over, Manuel Ferrara whispers, high production value (if i want to watch artful lightning i'll watch a real movie not porn...), bad makeup, too much deepthroat, softcore stuff, too much tattoos on girls, cuts to get a specific line from the girl (welivetogether does that often, it's awful), cuts to get to a specific position or action, fisheye porn, the camera guy interfering with the action in any way, bathroom scenes, lesbians scenes that involves stuffing huge toys in both girls asses, scenes where the girl looks desensitized like she's on drugs (and they often are) like in legalporno shoots, fake tits, bad plastic surgery... and probably a bunch of other stuff but that'll be all for now :) Edited by - Schlossel on 5/28/2017 6:42:01 AM [Link]
Sexy Sadie All-Star Member I came to turn on everyone 978 Posts 6/10	Posted - May 28 2017 : 9:27PM ^While I don't agree with all your gripes, the lengthiness of your litany of loathing is understandable. Paradoxically, it seems, a porn lover can dislike many things about porn. But then that may be the case for many fields of televised endeavour; HBO, ESPN, Food Network - all good in their way, but all with cringingly bad aspects to them. Luckily in these hyper-critical times, the sheer abundance of porn means that after you filter out all the product with known hateful qualities, even including those where there is just one thing you might find off-putting, there still remains some scenes left, from which you can choose to watch. Currently I'm hating bad acting. A well respected g/g company that produces scenes with extensive dialogue (ether scripted or improvised) persists in casting performers who have little or no skills. It really stands out when the scenes are threesomes, and two of the stars are doing a decent job, while the third is sucking so much it blows. Don't want to name names because in different situations (gonzo, or short schlocky set ups) the (bad actor) pornstars are reliable performers. [Link]
ThatCreepOverThere Member 54 Posts 2/17	Posted - May 29 2017 : 7:12AM One thing I can't stand: upside-down blowjobs. I don't know who the hell invented that shit, and that's good, because I'd bomb his family reunion if I found out. [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - May 29 2017 : 2:26PM ^ Bombing is kind of over the top, how about letting a skunk loose among the attendees? [Link]
JackSparrow Deactivated User 7235 Posts 7/11	Posted - May 29 2017 : 2:35PM lately its ending a scene with the dude fucking the lady from above,ending with cuming in her face from above,looks uncomfortable for the female and its a kind of turnoff ,feels a bit like circus act to me.often in JMac Scenes done for example. [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - May 29 2017 : 4:03PM Schlossel wrote: Music, fake incest scenarios or incest talk (like the girl saying daddy -.- ), romance, the girl faking too much/badly or saying the same shit over and over, Manuel Ferrara whispers, high production value (if i want to watch artful lightning i'll watch a real movie not porn...), bad makeup, too much deepthroat, softcore stuff, too much tattoos on girls, cuts to get a specific line from the girl (welivetogether does that often, it's awful), cuts to get to a specific position or action, fisheye porn, the camera guy interfering with the action in any way, bathroom scenes, lesbians scenes that involves stuffing huge toys in both girls asses, scenes where the girl looks desensitized like she's on drugs (and they often are) like in legalporno shoots, fake tits, bad plastic surgery... and probably a bunch of other stuff but that'll be all for now :) Edited by - Schlossel on 5/28/2017 6:42:01 AM Click to expand What, if anything, emerges unscathed as watchable for you? [Link]