Porn Companies that still shoot scenes that the video quality it straight crap. Mofos is a prefect example the video quality in kinda crappy light video you can see the pixels, and another thing is why are there scenes 50% bigger than most aother online sites for about the same time lenght. Mofos needs to get a camera video camera that is 40% to 50% better low light maybe a Canon S120 would be the way to go and they need better camera angels have someone else hold the camera and film the scene
I hate when i movie is suppose to be about ass and they use girls that dont have big asses or do anal.
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Posted - Apr 22 2014 : 4:00AM
Not sure how common that is but I know that regularly (and sadly) I see white women who have average sized butts at best being labeled as "big". With boobs you don't really see that for some reason, they usually actually have big jugs. Edited by - Cloudburst on 4/22/2014 4:01:00 AM
I really hate condoms in porn, I cant even watch a scene with it, and it seems there are more and more companies ussing them, normally I buy a lot of dvd's (30+) every month, I stopped buying bang bros because of the condoms, its stupid, fuck a girl with, destroy the scene, and then finish in her mouth, what do they think, you cant get aids if you come in mouth, please!
Movies where they have some kind of MILF vs Teens theme and if it wasn't for me knowing the names of the performers, I couldn't tell who the MILF was or who the teen was because of the caked on and over the top "glam" look of the performers. And I'd have to say that in general, making up a 20 year old to look like she is 35 confuses and makes me angry.
God Yes! I saw a clip with Jeanie Marie (MilkingTable) and thought to myself, she has the body of a 25 year old, but some dope has made her up to look 45... 'caked' was definitely the word. Funny thing though, once she was under the (milking) table, the 'milk' started washing away the makeup, and I thought she looked better for it, and I don't normally go in for facials ;-)
that's because producers and directors know that the milf stuff is very requested, but if they aren't into it and they don't like mature women they basically use young girls calling them milf. There's a famous site that shoot girl like: Jessica Wilson and Elaina Raye(22 years old) Holly Michaels (23 years old) Holly Tyler, Giselle Leon and Ella Milano (24 years old) Annika Albrite, Victoria Rae, Heather Vahn and Lina Cole (25 years old) Anissa Kate, Samantha Saint, Alexis Ford, Kendall Karson and Tiffany Tyler (26 years old) Riley Evans, Brianna Brooks and Kiera Kings (27 years old) The site is called without sense of irony PURE MATURE "the world highest quality milf website" (yeah, sure), with a diamond in the logo to represent the purity of the idea of mature woman they're selling. I mean, their idea of PURE maturity are 22 years old girls. Edited by - leatherface on 4/25/2014 4:19:42 PM
1. Definitely when food products are used in scenes. 2. Women wearing shoes and men wearing socks (totally hetero but this annoys me for some reason) in scenes. 3. Whenever there is a big ass in a scene (especially a black girl), someone breaks out the oil. 4. All anal and no vag scenes. 5. Mechanical fucking with no natural transitions (i.e. 3 mins in this position, switch, 3 mins in the next position, switch) 6. Photoshopped body parts (Yes, Reality Kings I'm talking about you, but there are other companies) 7. Completely faked screaming (the head of the dick is not in and the girl sounds like she is already on massive orgasm #5) 8. Gangsta portrayals of black men in porn whether acted for out for the scene or real (i.e. Wesley Pipes) 9. I like the Nuru scenes a lot but I hate that oil has become so common. Unless you are getting a massage, wtf gets drench in oil? 10. Parodies 11. I'm a big fan of IR (wish the term didn't exist, though), but I hate it when girls are hounded about it by the IR mob on a certain other forum. I want to see scenes where the girls want to have sex with a black guy by there own free will, not by coercion. It's much hotter that way. I don't want to see a girl that has problems with black men do IR scenes. I don't care if it's Alexis Texas, whose opposition to IR made it to TMZ's headlines. 12. Cuckold scenes (there is nothing hot about humiliating people) 13. Ghetto Gaggers (same reason as 12) 14. The fact that Kiss Me Girl gets regularly updated but not Kiss Me Girl Explicit. Both are hot scenes, WTF wants to watch a softcore scene? 15. Excessive skull fucking when the girl can't deepthroat. 16. The decline of the slow sensual bj. Watch a Little Oral Annie scene. 17. Leaving the industry completely without warning with no announcement, twitter page vanished, webpage gone, etc. I can think of no better example than Annette Schwarz. 18. I'll watch a scene with condoms if it's got good chemistry, but I'll fucking hate it. 19. The blowbang site with the guys wearing the Confederate flag shirts with a black girl. Seriously??? 20. Cum snorting/farting. 21. Anal speculums (I don't need to know what's up there) 22. Milk enema scenes 23. Small loads 24. Not much cumming in the mouth during bj anymore
I hate the fact that femdom WITHOUT dungeon/bondage stuff hardly exists. Why can't you have female pornstars who slap around/pull hair/spit on the guy they're fucking? Throw in a little plot and the possibilities are endless. • Boyfriend late for Christmas dinner with your family? Pull him into your parents' bedroom and punish-fuck the shit out of him. • Tired of the room-mate smoking in the house? Choke him, sit on his face and ride him ragged. • Guy at the beach can't stop hitting on you and your friend? Take him home, give him the threesome he wants, but make sure he's feeling a little sore tomorrow. Most porn is sooooo formulaic. :/ None of this stuff is complicated or elaborate - all they have to do is flip things around a little. Even mainstream TV offers more creativity - think about that scene in the first episode of Californication when David Duchovny takes home his ex-wife's stepdaughter (without knowing who she is) and she has to punch him when she's orgasming. http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/053c3e0637f8b9a42483998d6a937ce40ff1f89e_m.gif
I really dont like it, when after they fuck a girl in the ass, they show the gape, and she starts pushing and out comes this rose of flesh, gross, and then some other girl starts licking that, baaaahhh!!
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Posted - Apr 27 2014 : 12:56PM
Some of the stuff you mentioned is a bit too much for me (not really into spit or pain) but there is basically zero mainstream non-BDSM porn where the girl gets aggressive and dominant with the guy but in a hot passionate way (as opposed to mean or cold which is HUGE turnoff). For example she tells him what to do but in an aggressive way that SHE ENJOYS (as opposed to a cold dominatrix BDSM type of way) e.g. talking dirty while a guy licks her pussy or feet or fucks her. I remember a scene where as the guy was licking a girls foot she told him something like "yeah that feels so good, keep licking it", and it was so hot I almost came from her dirty talk alone, and I'm not even into feet. Why is that type of thing so rare in porn? There should be more dominant aggressive dirty talk in porn, it's very hot and shows that the girl is really into it.
I'm very glad to have found thisd thread because until now I thought I was alone hating what's seen the most in porn movie. Call me a vanilla porn nerd if you want but I want to see glamour erotica in porn movies, and professional quality (the totaly opposite of "amateur movie"). 1. Gay angles in supposedly hetero movies: - Camera facing the penis. Like the gland facing me as if I was to be sucking it. - Men talking, groaning, breathing etc, especialy when they hold the camera. Even worse: When several guys talk together. - Very close close-up on male genitalias during a penetration, with the testicules taking 3/4th of the screen and doing "flap! flap! flap! flap! flap! flap! flap! flap! ...". This during 37 minutes continuousely. - Facials: Why do I need to watch another man masturbating himself and jerking off on his partner's cheeks? Seriousely? - Gay actors playing straight porn. I don't realy "hate" it, I have nothing against them, but, come on, it's so obvious... :) - Spitting, pissing, slapping and other things which have no connection with sex whatsoever. 2. Female directors messing it completely - Hairs falling on the face, hiding all the action. Loose hairs must be constantly pulled back. - Absolutely gorgeous pornstar babes... completely ruined by unerotic positions, thinking that all what the men want to see is raw action. No emphasis on the beauty of the body and face. What a waste of resources! - Ridiculously acrobatic positions. - Piercing and over-piercing: I want see beautiful women. Not christmass trees. - Long woolen socks, jeans, anti-sexy panties, disguisements, hats, gloves, mountain shoes and any other clothes they keep during action. - Black Panties. Any color but not black, please. (anyone sharing this?) - Girls pulling a face as if she was carrying a bag full of bricks and screaming like a pig in a slaughterhouse... Instead of smiling and showing pleasure! - Teens with thin lips and totaly unable to pose. 3. Unprofessional studio engineering - Loud Boom-Boom beats covering all sounds - Bad light. Everything we want to see betwen the legs is in the dark. - They do perform real action, very hot action but we don't see anything: The cameraman films somewhere else (He! Ho! It happens here!) or is too far, or too close, etc. - Camera constantly moving. Obviousely the cameraman doesn't what to shoot. Or showing the same angle for half an hour. One or the other. - Cutting the scene, or even worse, fading out at the very moment when it starts to be realy hot - Glamorous DVD cover. Trashy content.
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Posted - Apr 30 2014 : 10:50AM
What do you mean by "it's so obvious"? Can you give some examples?
I have seen a few who looked gay in my mind (can't tell you their name, sorry, I don't make lists of porn actors ;) ) and many male performers are gay indeed. It's nothing new. In other instances I have seen gay doind straight scene then gay or semi-gay/bi scenes right after.
I hate it when the camera ignores the girl's face.
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Posted - May 3 2014 : 2:19AM
I never bought this. If a guy has an erection and is fucking another guy he has to be at least bisexual. Same thing if a guy is erect and fucking a woman he has to be at least bisexual, not gay. The only guy who does gay porn I could see possibly being straight is a guy who only bottoms (sucks dick and gets fucked) since he doesn't have to get hard.
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Posted - May 3 2014 : 10:56AM
^ Right, the guy taking cock in his ass is the "straight" one [o\|] Who cares if anyone is gay or straight? If the performer is convincing in the role (i.e. gay porn and/or straight porn), where's the beef?
Blowjob scenes that are really not Blowjob scenes scene is 15 min long and there is only 2 of dick sucking and the rest is a hand job. I just watched a Trinty St Clare blowjob from Bangbros she is really hot and only like 2min of dick sucking just lame
A guy can be gay and still be able to fuck a woman. The opposite is not true by definition. If a guy is "Bi" he is forcibly gay because he has to be able to fuck men. In fact most gay are bi. Very rare are gays who are totaly unable to fuck a woman.
I'm impressed with this thread. Many good points have been made. Let me add: Strong dislike for excessive makeup and eight-foot long false eyelashes. You'e in Porn honey, somebody's gonna find out. Excessive screaming by female talent. How about a cute moan or shudder? Don't want to hear the male talent. He's there to be a machine. Don't want to see the guys face when he cums. A little plot is important. There has to be some effort made to establish the performers are unique individuals. I'll also add the standard dislike for gigantic fake boobs, awful tats, and horrible lip, eye and genital piercings. I can get those at a strip club.
George Carlin said it best. "I hate porn. Pisses me off. You get a hot, young women and she start messing with herself. She sort of becomes my girlfriend. Then a guy with a big dick comes along and fucks my girlfriend." I'm really not involved, so why would I want to see some ugly fucker blast my favorite girl? Plus, if one hot chick is good, then two is even better. Finally, I've read many, many porn starlets who claim they only cum in their Lesbian or solo scenes. To each his own I guess.
Yeah, they were especially good at what I call the "ass follow" shots, where the camera literally just stays on a girl's big ass swaying back and forth as she walks. I haven't seen much of Elegant Angel lately, so if what you're saying is true that they've mostly done away with the teasing intros, that's disappointing.
Agreed. Nina Hartley and Sexy Vanessa are the worst at this. Just fucking retire if you're so self conscious about a line on your stomach (but you'll still show your pussy and ass, doesn't make much sense to me). I'm watching porn for COMPLETELY naked women, not mostly naked.
The sad fact with porn is that in order for the viewer to vicariously fuck these girls some lucky bastard gets to do it for real. Bummer. Still, there's always POV. Not really a fan of lesbo porn for the reasons others have stated.
Noodles, thanks for your diplomatic reply. I was afraid my post might piss people off and I"m glad you didn't take it personally. To each his own and all the best to you.
[mod edit: comment removed. See the ADT forum etiquette - "Adult DVD Talk is a Friendly Community. Treat fellow posters as neighbors. Please be respectful of each other and each other's threads. If what someone has posted angers you, wait until you calm down before you respond or simply don't respond."] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 5/5/2014 5:50:57 PM
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Posted - May 5 2014 : 11:05PM
Just discovered this thread, and so far, have read only about a dozen posts, so I apologize in advance if the thing I hate most in porn has already been discussed. Am a big g/g fan. My DVD/Blu-ray porn collection is roughly 75% g/g and 25% b/g.
Anyhow, the single thing I hate the most is a g/g scene where one woman wastes time sucking on the plastic dick that is strapped on to her girlfriend, and to make matters worse, the one with the strap-on acts like this plastic blow job is getting her all excited. Such a scene has me thinking that either the producer of the DVD is a moron, or else that producer thinks g/g fans are simple minded idiots. Good luck, trying to tell a friend that porn can be good, if he has heard others ridiculing porn for containing those kinds of asinine situations. Anyway, guys, wouldn't it be great if the creators of both g/g and b/g porn, had it in their contracts, that they were to avoid insulting the intelligence of the porn company's customers?
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Thyrium Deactivated User
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Posted - May 6 2014 : 12:27AM
When the VOLUME fucking fluctuates... I have a fucking wife asleep.
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Posted - May 6 2014 : 12:30AM
Here's an idea: We should send this discussion to every adult film studio, agency, content producer and cameraman; because they APPARENTLY didn't get the fucking memo.
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Posted - May 6 2014 : 12:42AM
I really hate how every scene at GirlsDoPorn has the same formula, but I still watch because they get the hottest newbies!!! It's really horrible because they do this bullshit where the girl gives a BJ with her shirt on and then cut strait to intercourse and the guys dick is already in. We want to see a topless blowjob and the look on her face when he first goes in... But those guys don't give a fuck... They think they have mastered the art of production, but in reality, it's the girls that made them. Especially that famous pagent chick.
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Posted - May 6 2014 : 12:43AM
Sorry for the tripple post... Oh shit, now it's a quadruple. :/
. Because you are able to project yourself in the role of the man you are watching. This is someting that many men, including me can't do. But almost every women can. Most of women are utrned on by watching other women, even, and I'd daresay even more in lesbo movies surprisingly, because they imagine themselves in the place of the pornstar. For a reason most men can't do this mental projection. And instead the view of another man makes htem jealous, angry, bored, disgusted etc... And personaly I don't want to look at men in porn movies for this reason. A male actor is ok as long as he's not in the center and not see in front, for example. That's why I'm turned on by lesbian and girl focused scenes. Moreover, I grew a fascination with lesbian and G/G sex, especialy "forced lesbian", I mean girls who don't like doing girls but do it for the money (reality) or by obligation (fantasy) or simply out frustration of not be able to mate with boys despite them being gorgeous (inverse reality fantasy). Especialy when they are hot, yound typical pornstars with big boobs (see the "too pretty for porn" thread), a sharp contrast to real-life lesbians who are dead boring. HTHTU (hope that helps to understand) Edited by - Fld on 5/6/2014 7:09:58 PM
Good point about the mental projection. This is why I prefer solo and g/g porn. Add to that the guys in the porn scene doing things I wouldn't do or not doing things I would do; that makes it impossible for me to get into and enjoy the scene. So I prefer to see g/g and solo scenes; that way I can add my own personalized customized fantasy, which is way better than any director can concoct, and way better than any cameraman can shoot.