What are some things you HATE in porn? (page 29)

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eatlesbianpussy1 Member 18 Posts 8/16	Posted - Sep 2 2016 : 9:43PM Unbeliever wrote: 1) FAECES AND URINE I never understood the appeal of this. I do understand the concept of finding it a turn on by 'dirtying' an attractive woman (with chocolate, food, cum, mud, etc) but not with urine or shit. Yuck. Click to expand no scat but piss can be hot IF AND ONLY IF, its clear or light yellow. i dunno about guys but i only watch lesbians and its really hot. but i has to be clear or light yellow. dark piss can have a strong stench to it, mine does. clear or light yellow is nearly odorless, or not a lot of odor. might depend on the diet too. [Link]
Simple Simon Senior Member 12302 Posts 2/15	Posted - Sep 3 2016 : 1:31AM ^^ Not a hate, more an indifference, when the woman says to the guy to help her with some spit, and the guy proceeds to spit into her mouth. [Link]
eatlesbianpussy1 Member 18 Posts 8/16	Posted - Sep 3 2016 : 4:33AM i only watch lesbos so i thankfully i never have to watch a guy spit in another girls mouth. its hot when a girls do it to each other then make out furiously. as long as its not deepthroat spit or lugi. how the fuck do they handle the taste of that shit? yuck [Link]
balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10	Posted - Sep 3 2016 : 9:00AM Huge tattoos, I do not see the sexiness in that either [Link]

eatlesbianpussy1 Member 18 Posts 8/16	Posted - Sep 3 2016 : 9:58AM eatlesbianpussy1 wrote: Unbeliever wrote: 1) FAECES AND URINE I never understood the appeal of this. I do understand the concept of finding it a turn on by 'dirtying' an attractive woman (with chocolate, food, cum, mud, etc) but not with urine or shit. Yuck. Click to expand no scat but piss can be hot IF AND ONLY IF, its clear or light yellow. i dunno about guys but i only watch lesbians and its really hot. but i has to be clear or light yellow. dark piss can have a strong stench to it, mine does. clear or light yellow is nearly odorless, or not a lot of odor. might depend on the diet too. Click to expand to clarify, like how girls prepare for anal scenes, the same can be done with piss. i dunno a whole lot about if it can taste good but it can taste i dunno, w/e is between good and bad? maybe a little bitter but can get past it. [Link]
balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10	Posted - Sep 3 2016 : 10:44AM Overacting passion, as much as lacking it, no matter what either or both can kill a good scene regardless the performer. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Sep 3 2016 : 2:02PM I can not stand when a girl doesn't take off her panties or the guy doesn't, thus moving them out of the way during sex. It's beyond annoying. [Link]
balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10	Posted - Sep 3 2016 : 2:10PM Why some black guys have to fuck with those yellow boots on?, is like fucking with socks :O, Some scenes are inside the house over a bed, on the outside I can get it, but under a roof? [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - Sep 4 2016 : 9:40AM philly26 wrote: I can not stand when a girl doesn't take off her panties or the guy doesn't, thus moving them out of the way during sex. It's beyond annoying. Click to expand Please provide the titles of these movies where the guys are wearing panties. Thanks. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Sep 4 2016 : 2:07PM Gore Gore Girl wrote: philly26 wrote: I can not stand when a girl doesn't take off her panties or the guy doesn't, thus moving them out of the way during sex. It's beyond annoying. Click to expand Please provide the titles of these movies where the guys are wearing panties. Thanks. Click to expand I mean when the guy doesn't doesn't take off the girls panties and moves them out of the way and fucks her instead of taking them off himself. I should of worded it better lol [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Sep 5 2016 : 2:51AM balbars wrote: Why some black guys have to fuck with those yellow boots on?, is like fucking with socks :O, Some scenes are inside the house over a bed, on the outside I can get it, but under a roof? Click to expand Gore Gore Girl wrote: Please provide the titles of these movies where the guys are wearing panties. Thanks. Click to expand lol Yellow Boots and Panties Starring.......... [Link]
balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10	Posted - Sep 5 2016 : 11:40AM I meant this type [Link]
bumblaster Senior Member 4882 Posts 4/12	Posted - Sep 6 2016 : 8:52PM I HATE the "let me jab my fingers into your pussy and shake violently because I can make any woman squirt in 10 seconds" scenes. Those are beyond annoying mostly because they are (IMO) fake and also because it looks like the girls would rather have double anal than have that done to them. Hate those scenes. [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Sep 9 2016 : 12:27AM balbars wrote: I meant this type Click to expand I know i know but you really meant these type of boots. BTW, did you want to see the mans feet ? do you like the way black mens toes look ? [Link]

Soapy Suds Member 628 Posts 9/13	Posted - Sep 9 2016 : 4:52AM When a studio makes an all girl movie and in each scene they have a guy sitting there watching, as if it's the boyfriend or husband. Like WTF. If I am watching all girl, I do not want to see the camera go on an ugly faced dude! [Link]
eatlesbianpussy1 Member 18 Posts 8/16	Posted - Sep 9 2016 : 5:00AM Soapy Suds wrote: When a studio makes an all girl movie and in each scene they have a guy sitting there watching, as if it's the boyfriend or husband. Like WTF. If I am watching all girl, I do not want to see the camera go on an ugly faced dude! Click to expand what do you mean? thats the best part! right when the girls cum the camera zooms in on the guys face [Link]
Dyrus Member 174 Posts 8/15	Posted - Sep 9 2016 : 6:40AM I hate when you have a lot of clothes in the abdomen of the actress. This is one of the parts of the female body that most excites me and I do not like see anything there cover the view of viewer. [Link]
Soapy Suds Member 628 Posts 9/13	Posted - Sep 9 2016 : 8:12AM I'll pass on that one. eatlesbianpussy1 wrote: Soapy Suds wrote: When a studio makes an all girl movie and in each scene they have a guy sitting there watching, as if it's the boyfriend or husband. Like WTF. If I am watching all girl, I do not want to see the camera go on an ugly faced dude! Click to expand what do you mean? thats the best part! right when the girls cum the camera zooms in on the guys face Click to expand [Link]
eatlesbianpussy1 Member 18 Posts 8/16	Posted - Sep 9 2016 : 7:32PM im joking but i never saw that before, probably cuz i only watch lesbos. would be an awful experience when im about to cum and the camera guy shifts the camera to himself making a stupid face [Link]
Soapy Suds Member 628 Posts 9/13	Posted - Sep 10 2016 : 4:14AM ^^ It's been in a few lez movies, notably recently in My Wife's First Girlfriend (2016) One scene between Abigail Mac and Karlie Montana that was spoiled with constant camera shots of the 'husband's' ugly face. [Link]
chessmaster Member 768 Posts 6/12	Posted - Sep 10 2016 : 6:34AM Soapy Suds wrote: ^^ It's been in a few lez movies, notably recently in My Wife's First Girlfriend (2016) One scene between Abigail Mac and Karlie Montana that was spoiled with constant camera shots of the 'husband's' ugly face. Click to expand That's odd. Don't understand why they would have a guy on camera in a lesbian porn. Most likely the reason they're watching lesbian porn is they only want to see females or don't want to see males. [Link]
Soapy Suds Member 628 Posts 9/13	Posted - Sep 10 2016 : 10:36AM ^^ You're right, Chess. In theory, viewers of lesbian porn just wanna see girl on girl - no guys. Sometimes in a movie we'll see a girl rejecting her boyfriend and going with her girlfriend for comfort sex. But the appearance of the male is fleeting. And comical. So we laugh at him. Haha. In the movie I mentioned with Karlie and Abigail, I think most of the scenes have a middle aged guy sitting there watching the girls get it on. It's particularly annoying when you have your meat in your hand and you're jacking off to some really good pussy eating and then the camera suddenly goes on an ugly guy's face. Haha. You ask why the do it? Beats me. It's like why they bother with fake lesbians? Why hire girls who don't like girls? Questions I don't know the answers to either. [Link]
Ronald Deactivated User 544 Posts 5/05	Posted - Sep 10 2016 : 3:13PM ^^^because many of the real lesbians are not what you want to see [Link]
ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08	Posted - Sep 10 2016 : 4:46PM chessmaster wrote: That's odd. Don't understand why the y would have a guy on camera in a lesbian porn. Most likely the reason they're watching lesbian porn is they only want to see females or don't want to see males. Click to expand I've noticed that some porn is designed to appeal to certain fantasies. And apparently one fantasy involves being in the room watching girls having g/g sex. So that is the purpose of showing that guy on camera, to help the viewer pretend he is that guy in the room watching girls having g/g sex. I hate when there is a solo scene and then the cameraman reaches in and grabs the girl's tits or ass, or unzips his pants and shows his dick: that sort of thing makes it not solo and more of a POV. It ruins the solo because now the girl is interacting with the cameraman instead of being by herself. And if the cameraman is close enough to touch the girl then he is too close to shoot the scene properly. [Link]

Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Sep 10 2016 : 6:08PM I surrender and say DVDs 100% dedicated to dried out anal themes, from Ferrera to Wood, to Mike Adriano's waste of pussyresource overflowing the market therewithin, overshadowing everything with pussyfluence. In fact I love his So Young So Sexy POV series through and through and can't get to see them through and through because they bring me over the edge too fast, only one edition is missing in my collection out. May the scenes with Kennedy Leigh and Kimber Day and Staci Silverstone and Giselle Mari and Teagen Summers and Taylor Barnes stand out as some of my all time favorites, and all these chicks' best scenes available - maybe - to me, even though My First Orgy II is Teagen Summers at her best showwise. So I simply hate the fact that there's a vaste number of hottiefuckabilities ending up in nowhere from my fucking POV because I don't throw one cent in direction of DVDs with ass licking followed by 100% anal penetration. They can simply suck my dick if they think its winners. [Link]
Dyrus Member 174 Posts 8/15	Posted - Sep 11 2016 : 5:19PM ^ The vagina was made to have babies. The anus was made for sex. [Link]
murdock Member I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV 911 Posts 4/06	Posted - Sep 11 2016 : 5:30PM Millions of years of evolution would beg to differ. [Link]
Melvyn Senior Member 2797 Posts 12/12	Posted - Sep 12 2016 : 1:16AM I try to avoid using the term hate, especially for a luxury commodity like porn. But there are things that irritate me a lot, and I finally thought of one I'd throw into the discussion: Uncomfortable looking stages/platforms for sex. This really takes me out of enjoying a scene if I look at the couple engaged in sex and they are grinding on a stupid table or are positioned in such a way that looks very awkward and simply uncomfortable, pressed up against table counters or cramped under them. It is one thing to witness a couple that is clearly in the throes of passion and "moving some furniture" as the saying goes. If they are all over the place, rolling around, knocking cushions around, fucking themselves off a bed - ok that's hot! But if they are cooped up or constrained simply for the sake of "the shot" - forced to crane their necks or twist their backs awkwardly to "project" for the camera, it looks awful. A perfect example of where this ruined a scene for me comes from - no surprise here - Dogfart. This is a brand to my mind guiltiest of this offense. Normally, this can be easily attributed to the limitations of budget, namely the porn set. The more cramped the environment, the more awkward the positions. It's pretty much common sense. For the longest time, all they used was a 3-walled stage with a couch. For years they just shot the same angle, the same stupid constrained uncomfortable looking sex. The results were awful and unappealing. Like, you're #1 in your genre in the whole industry, and you can't even spring for a fucking motel 6? Come the fuck on. I'd rather watch homemade sex tapes. At least I know the people having sex in those are much likelier to be enjoying the experience. Sex in a real room, on a bed, from lots of angles >>>>>> sex on a couch, on a stage, from pretty much the same angle 90% of the time. Don't get me wrong, it is entirely possible to shoot a hot sex scene using a couch. Dogfart never figured out how to though. At least not for the better part of a decade. Only in recent years have they sprung for a legit sex scene with proper furnishing, thanks to Blacked stealing their lunch and forcing their hand. But even in recent scenes where they actually splurge a little and shoot at a real house, Billy Watson still finds a way to make it awkward and uncomfortable looking. Please tell me how comfortable you think this is http://galleries.blacksonblondes.com/content/anna_bell_peaks_katrina_jade/pics/tn/26.jpg [invalid URL removed]http://galleries.blacksonblondes.com/content/anna_bell_peaks_katrina_jade/pics/tn/26.jpg Thought they couldn't find a way to ruin a scene with top-tier talent like Katrina Jade and Mandingo, and no doubt an especially high scene budget to get a BGG scene shot in a real house? Think again! How'd ya like a granite counter-top digging into your back?! [xx)] I am not a man easily given to violence, but when I see stupid shit like this, it's all I can do to resist tracking down Billy Watson and delivering an Ong-Bak elbow drop to that clown's melon. Edited by - Melvyn on 9/12/2016 1:24:34 AM [Link]
balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10	Posted - Sep 12 2016 : 1:47PM Nose and tongue piercings, not my thing. [Link]
Soprocu Member 45 Posts 9/16	Posted - Sep 12 2016 : 4:01PM I hate.. 1-spitting, i never understand that shit! 2-Put the fingers in her ass, and then in her mouth (WTF) 3-when the cameraman is having a bad day, and fuck up the entire scene with a bad angle and crappy light. 4-Mickey mouse gloves and shove some shit on her ass , like gums and jelly beans a anal scene?It´s supposed to get out shit , not to get in. yeah i'm talking to you Mike Adriano! 5- 30 somthing years old women trying to play as a teen! horrible 6-when they start to fuck on a scene like how the universe began...from nothing. 7-Fake butts, i call it baboon ass i've seen silicone dolls with better implants. 8-The face that sometimes the actor makes before he fucks the girl,like as if she were there on purpose just to please him "i´m here to take a baseball bat up in my ass,becausei like your retarted faceand not for the money". to be continued.. "If you're fucking a girl in the ass and she is enjoying, it´s a sign that you're doing wrong" [Link]
Dexter76 Member 241 Posts 12/13	Posted - Sep 12 2016 : 9:58PM I Hate with a vengeance, a BGG scene that is unbelievablely hot and the scene ends with a non facial. I mean, you've got two hot and bothered women ready for the pop shot they've worked hard for and the Director tells him to do the pop shot on one of their asses or their tits. C'mon open mouth facials for both girls with aggressive clean up and cum swapping. Any thing else is a waste. The most perfect ending for me was the DP produced BGG - Madison Ivy, Riley Steele and Manuel Ferrera. That scene was awesome. [Link]
balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10	Posted - Sep 13 2016 : 2:25AM Cum swap and the like (is a huge turn off for me) [Link]
DiamondJackman Deactivated User Straight From My Brown Balls, Using Good Pussy 501 Posts 10/15	Posted - Sep 13 2016 : 2:59AM No head before the fucking. [Link]
Melvyn Senior Member 2797 Posts 12/12	Posted - Sep 13 2016 : 5:09PM ^ Yep. On the other hand, I think it's good to change the formula up now and then, but head is essential at some point in the scene. The worst is when they skip it altogether. [Link]

biggins Member 657 Posts 5/09	Posted - Sep 13 2016 : 5:36PM I hate when girls only work with significant other. Ok for amateurs but not pro. For me anyway [Link]
Aya Senior Member All The Cool Girls Are Lesbians 7439 Posts 6/14	Posted - Sep 13 2016 : 9:16PM Soapy Suds is being a little unfair since I'm sure the Karlie/Abigail Mac scene he was referencing to is in "My Wife's First Girlfriend," which is all about men encouraging their girls to indulge in their lesbian desires. So it's not too surprising that the scene may involve the guy watching. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Sep 14 2016 : 8:52AM Dexter76 wrote: I Hate with a vengeance, a BGG scene that is unbelievablely hot and the scene ends with a non facial. I mean, you've got two hot and bothered women ready for the pop shot they've worked hard for and the Director tells him to do the pop shot on one of their asses or their tits. C'mon open mouth facials for both girls with aggressive clean up and cum swapping. Any thing else is a waste. The most perfect ending for me was the DP produced BGG - Madison Ivy, Riley Steele and Manuel Ferrera. That scene was awesome. Click to expand So ending such a scene in... like creampie is to be hated? I love good BGG scenes, B can shoot his load whereever and at who ever he wants, I can hit the cameraman and I can live with it. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Sep 14 2016 : 8:55AM balbars wrote: Cum swap and the like (is a huge turn off for me) Click to expand When the scene is over, what's it to be turnt off about? Either you're off yourself OR you just get on to your remote and shuffle on to another scene. [Link]
SP_Love Senior Member "Freaky Deakies Need Love Too" 1181 Posts 2/11	Posted - Sep 14 2016 : 9:50AM Women in pain and/or not genuinely enjoying the experience (e.g. the majority of hardcore male/female porn). "Twist Your Head Around; It's All Around You" [Link]
RelentlessOnanism Senior Member 2661 Posts 3/16	Posted - Sep 14 2016 : 11:23AM biggins wrote: I hate when girls only work with significant other. Ok for amateurs but not pro. For me anyway Click to expand I sort of get what you're saying, but if it's the only way we can still see certain stars, it's a necessary evil I can live with. Kayden Kross, for instance, is one of the best looking women ever to work in porn. She's not very productive in front of the camera these days, but she's still churning out the odd scene here or there with Manuel Ferrara. That's better than nothing. [Link]
D33n Deactivated User 61 Posts 9/16	Posted - Sep 14 2016 : 2:04PM 1) Girls sucking man's toes and licking their ass. Just don't; 2) Fake butts; 3) Lip jobs, especially when it isn't really needed; 4) The fact that they don't use more sexual positions, just the usual ones most of the time (someone should give the directors a Kamasutra book); 5) ANAL GAPPING and RECTAL PROLAPSE (yes Mike Adriano! I am looking at you!). Some of the anal movies from Evil Angel such as Rectal Workout for example - that's just NOT hot! - I like anal, but it doesn't mean I wanna see the insides! 6) Piss (I guess I don't have to mention faeces and vomitting as well, I don't know what movies you guys are watching, but I am not into those either); 7) Hairy assholes - I'm obviously talking about women here, since I don't wanna see the guy's ass hole AT ALL! Shaved or not. 8) Guys stepping on the girl's head. 9) Blowbangs. What's so hot about 10 or more guys wanking on a girl's face?!? 10) Cuckold. L.O.L.! Wow, I wrote a lot of them. I guess there are quite some truly lame things in porn... [Link]
DiamondJackman Deactivated User Straight From My Brown Balls, Using Good Pussy 501 Posts 10/15	Posted - Sep 14 2016 : 3:02PM ^Yep to 1, 3, 6,7 & 10. [Link]
Pornication Member 130 Posts 1/10	Posted - Sep 14 2016 : 3:16PM I hate the camera work in just about every release from Evil Angel! It's like they have a list of every one of my pet peeves and cover them one by one in every scene! The worst ones: - Moving the camera constantly up and down instead of just keeping it steady to cover the girl's whole body. - Deciding for the viewer what they're allowed to see and not to see. (example: zooming on the girl's crotch when she's giving a BJ). - The dreaded Man Face Closeup! This one kills me! Seriously, how do you stay in this business as a major company for this many years and STILL not understand how much people hate this shit?! It's practically their signature move! Every minute or so they pull up the camera to focus on the dude's goofy mug, linger for a while so we can fully appreciate his nostril hair, then move back down...by which point I'm too pissed off to even care anymore. Back in the day the excuse was "editing to make cuts appear smoother". That doesn't even apply here. The problem is too many people want to have a signature "style" and lose sight of the fact that they're making smut for people to jack off to. When your "style" is interfering with that, you've failed as a film maker. [Link]
Soprocu Member 45 Posts 9/16	Posted - Sep 14 2016 : 3:30PM D33n wrote: 5) ANAL GAPPING and RECTAL PROLAPSE (yes Mike Adriano! I am looking at you!). Some of the anal movies from Evil Angel such as Rectal Workout for example - that's just NOT hot! - I like anal, but it doesn't mean I wanna see the insides! Wow, I wrote a lot of them. I guess there are quite some truly lame things in porn... Click to expand To him it is contemporary art ,where everyone staring at the picture with no clue , but only him understands that "crap" [Link]
Simple Simon Senior Member 12302 Posts 2/15	Posted - Sep 16 2016 : 3:50PM Compilation movies where the scenes are edited to death. Why do they do this? Why not just have less scenes. (I used to think it was a ploy to get you to go back and buy the original movie the scene is from.) [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Sep 16 2016 : 4:24PM Simple Simon wrote: Compilation movies where the scenes are edited to death. Why do they do this? Why not just have less scenes. (I used to think it was a ploy to get you to go back and buy the original movie the scene is from.) Click to expand I don't like compilations to begin with. Sometimes I get excited thinking a performer has a new scene and then I realize I already have the DVD with the scene featured on the compilation. To me, compilations are a complete waste. [Link]
matheuskramer Member 66 Posts 6/09	Posted - Sep 16 2016 : 10:53PM Bushes are really not hot. Set an specific fetish should be in niche movies never in amazing sites like Blacked. It is something of the past that will never come back and it is useless to try so hard to make a trend again, it will not happen. Let hairy armpits, vulva's and assholes be were they belong, crazy radical feminist groups. [Link]
Soprocu Member 45 Posts 9/16	Posted - Sep 17 2016 : 6:57AM I don´t mind if they have a little bit down there, but that bush fashion in the early 90´s it's long over ^ just like Disco Music, they stay back in the 70s. [Link]
balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10	Posted - Sep 17 2016 : 8:28AM matheuskramer wrote: Bushes are really not hot. Set an specific fetish should be in niche movies never in amazing sites like Blacked. It is something of the past that will never come back and it is useless to try so hard to make a trend again, it will not happen. Let hairy armpits, vulva's and assholes be were they belong, crazy radical feminist groups. Click to expand In porn they are a completely turn off for me. [Link]
Ronald Deactivated User 544 Posts 5/05	Posted - Sep 17 2016 : 12:40PM matheuskramer wrote: Bushes are really not hot. Set an specific fetish should be in niche movies never in amazing sites like Blacked. It is something of the past that will never come back and it is useless to try so hard to make a trend again, it will not happen. Let hairy armpits, vulva's and assholes be were they belong, crazy radical feminist groups. Click to expand you are definitely correct!!! [Link]