What are some things you HATE in porn? (page 13)

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Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13	Posted - Nov 24 2014 : 3:04AM ^ ^ I'm with ya there, Mister Fahrenheit. Jules Joran Video has been putting out quite a few of such scenes lately, unfortunately. [Link]
DJboutit2 Member 438 Posts 4/09	Posted - Nov 25 2014 : 2:36PM Another thing I do not like is short scenes that are like 8 to 10 min blow job and only like 4 to 6 min of banging [Link]
H1gh Contra5t All-Star Member "My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13	Posted - Nov 25 2014 : 6:52PM Most recently, people who piss and moan on a negative thread about somebody or something and then insult you for being positive and talking about how much you like it, like you're the one with a problem. Seriously, fuck off out the thread and check yourself into therapy if you can't handle happiness, miserable cunts Edited by - H1gh Contra5t on 11/25/2014 6:52:42 PM [Link]
Jackie Treehorn Member It'll knock both your eyes out! 311 Posts 3/04	Posted - Nov 25 2014 : 7:10PM N00dlesDaddy wrote: A guy jerking himself for (what feels like) 10 minutes, replete with all the "Unnnnngggghhhh!", "Ahhhhhhhhhh!", "Ooohhhhhhhhhh!" noises - then produces about three drops. I also hate it when they do that 'squeeze' thing with their cockhead, as if they're wringing it out (usually there's nothing there). Bukkakes and gangbangs are the worst offenders for this. Click to expand Let's not forget the violently shaking their dick back and forth to send the cum flying, in effort to fool us into thinking they shot a load rather than oozed it. [Link]

Danger Josh Member I've been in the Danger Zone! 385 Posts 4/13	Posted - Nov 25 2014 : 9:19PM H1gh Contra5t wrote: Most recently, people who piss and moan on a negative thread about somebody or something and then insult you for being positive and talking about how much you like it, like you're the one with a problem. Seriously, fuck off out the thread and check yourself into therapy if you can't handle happiness, miserable cunts Edited by - H1gh Contra5t on 11/25/2014 6:52:42 PM Click to expand If you have a problem with me...DEAL WITH like a men. Don't act like a 5 year old little bitch ranting on a thread. [Link]
Reecie Member Mrs. Reecie 249 Posts 3/14	Posted - Nov 26 2014 : 1:59PM I don't like when women who don't do anal spread their ass checks during the tease. And when women who do anal, don't spread theirs. [Link]
H1gh Contra5t All-Star Member "My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13	Posted - Nov 26 2014 : 2:58PM Jackie Treehorn wrote: N00dlesDaddy wrote: A guy jerking himself for (what feels like) 10 minutes, replete with all the "Unnnnngggghhhh!", "Ahhhhhhhhhh!", "Ooohhhhhhhhhh!" noises - then produces about three drops. I also hate it when they do that 'squeeze' thing with their cockhead, as if they're wringing it out (usually there's nothing there). Bukkakes and gangbangs are the worst offenders for this. Click to expand Let's not forget the violently shaking their dick back and forth to send the cum flying, in effort to fool us into thinking they shot a load rather than oozed it. Click to expand LOL that makes me laugh when I see that. They make all these noises like they're benching weights and all you get is some miniscule little streak across the girls cheek. All that effort for such little end result . [Link]
DJboutit2 Member 438 Posts 4/09	Posted - Nov 26 2014 : 5:58PM One more thing I really hate hand job only scenes [Link]
JackSparrow Deactivated User 7235 Posts 7/11	Posted - Nov 27 2014 : 1:37AM lately i more and more dislike to see the dudes choking the ladys. [Link]
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13	Posted - Nov 27 2014 : 2:32AM Excessive tattoos and piercings. I really like performers to be all natural. Any body modifications detract from that. There are certainly performers for whom I make an exception: Romi Rain is the prime example. But I think they would be ever better sans piercings or tattoos. Oh yeah and the head half-shaved thing turns me off as well. Nothing better than a full, luxurious head of hair. [Link]
Danger Josh Member I've been in the Danger Zone! 385 Posts 4/13	Posted - Nov 27 2014 : 12:40PM Mister Fahrenheit wrote: Excessive tattoos and piercings. I really like performers to be all natural. Any body modifications detract from that. There are certainly performers for whom I make an exception: Romi Rain is the prime example. But I think they would be ever better sans piercings or tattoos. Oh yeah and the head half-shaved thing turns me off as well. Nothing better than a full, luxurious head of hair. Click to expand I agree. Excessive tattoos and piercings are really bad. A little tattoo here and there is ok by me and one or two piercings too. How you feel Mister Fahrenheit about woman that have piercings in their clit? Edited by - Danger Josh on 11/27/2014 12:41:01 PM [Link]
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13	Posted - Nov 27 2014 : 1:52PM Jada Stevens has a clit piercing and she's my favorite performer. Its not all that conspicuous though, which is nice. [Link]
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13	Posted - Nov 27 2014 : 3:06PM Boy/boy/girl scenes that don't have a DP in them. I just don't see the point. [Link]
Danger Josh Member I've been in the Danger Zone! 385 Posts 4/13	Posted - Nov 27 2014 : 9:16PM Mister Fahrenheit wrote: Boy/boy/girl scenes that don't have a DP in them. I just don't see the point. Click to expand Thank you [Link]

Quorrl Senior Member 2835 Posts 3/11	Posted - Nov 27 2014 : 9:48PM Mister Fahrenheit wrote: Boy/boy/girl scenes that don't have a DP in them. I just don't see the point. Click to expand Do you just don't see the point, or do you HATE them? [Link]
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13	Posted - Nov 27 2014 : 10:09PM Yes, I suppose "hate" would be too strong of a word. Annoyed and indifferent to be more precise. [Link]
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13	Posted - Nov 27 2014 : 10:38PM Here's one that'll be relevant soon: Christmas themed porn. I don't have a fantasy about fucking under a Christmas tree. I've never ever thought to myself, "I wonder what Santa Claus getting blown by Mrs. Claus would look like?" There's just nothing erotic about it. [Link]
Not Lucy Lee (Fake Account) Deactivated User Libert�, Egalit�, Sexualit�! 355 Posts 9/14	Posted - Nov 28 2014 : 10:18AM may be not erotic but christmas story its funny, like my scene in Gangland Creampie 8 [Link]
N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13	Posted - Nov 28 2014 : 11:53AM ^ Hey Lucy, this is the 'hate' thread. There'll be no liking anything on here, thanks very much. (Gotta admit, though, I'm a sucker for a girl in a skimpy Santa outfit ). [Link]
courtside111 New Member 3 Posts 11/14	Posted - Nov 28 2014 : 5:52PM condoms! [Link]
Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13	Posted - Nov 29 2014 : 2:10AM I don't exactly hate it, but yeah, I'll admit that I'm not exactly crazy for pornstars in Christmas costumes. I can't say I've seen a Christmas-themed porn scene that really impressed me. [Link]
Bobmarblee Senior Member 1462 Posts 3/14	Posted - Nov 29 2014 : 6:42PM ^Leala Pryce and Kelsi Monroe are in a Christmas themed scene in the cream Dreams that look pretty good but in general I agree with you. I saw that someone mentioned bbg scenes with no dps, I'll go a step further and add that I hate any scene with more then one male and only one female that don't have dps. [Link]
Cucumber100 Member 23 Posts 11/14	Posted - Nov 30 2014 : 9:18AM Anal scenes where the guy inserts/pulls out his cock from the girl's ass, usually four times in succession. Wtf's that about? Why can't American porn be more like Color Climax? Edited by - Cucumber100 on 11/30/2014 9:20:49 AM Edited by - Cucumber100 on 11/30/2014 9:29:45 AM [Link]
Brummie Senior Member 3389 Posts 1/09	Posted - Nov 30 2014 : 1:43PM I hate Girls who giggle during a scene. I think personally the worst culprit is Janet Mason. [Link]

Reecie Member Mrs. Reecie 249 Posts 3/14	Posted - Dec 1 2014 : 8:54AM When a guy's in a scene with a woman who has big tits ... and he doesn't touch them even once. If I was in a scene with Carmen Hayes (below), for example, her big breasts would stay in my hands and mouth. [Link]
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13	Posted - Dec 12 2014 : 2:47PM Going off the whole Christmas scenes are funny argument: I hate attempts at comedy in porn. Because that's all they ever are really: attempts. If the people who make porn movies were genuinely funny enough to make comedy suitable for mass-consumption they wouldn't be working in porn. They'd have jobs writing comedies for Hollywood or working on SNL. And if I want to have a laugh, I'll pop in Anchorman for the 100th time. When I watch porn I only have one thing on my mind and its not busting a gut. It does involve busting though... EDIT: To clarify, I'm not singling out porn people as uniquely not funny. I can't write good comedy either! That's why I don't try. Porn people should stick to what they're good at: capturing hot fucking on film. Edited by - Mister Fahrenheit on 12/12/2014 5:53:20 PM [Link]
Van Hinten Deactivated User 761 Posts 7/11	Posted - Dec 12 2014 : 5:44PM Things i hate in porn: * Any girl who dodges cum cough Nicole Aniston cough * Any girl who fucks like a robot and you clearly see she doesn't like sex. * Directors who talk the whole time during the scene although they aren't involved cough Raul Cristian cough [Link]
DJboutit2 Member 438 Posts 4/09	Posted - Dec 12 2014 : 6:11PM Van Hinten wrote: Things i hate in porn: * Any girl who dodges cum cough Nicole Aniston cough * Any girl who fucks like a robot and you clearly see she doesn't like sex. * Directors who talk the whole time during the scene although they aren't involved cough Raul Cristian cough Click to expand Chelsea Zinn did a MILF Cream Pie for White Ghetto they guy behind they camera just would not keep his mouth closed talked the whole time this is the worst scene where someone would not STFU [Link]
H1gh Contra5t All-Star Member "My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13	Posted - Dec 12 2014 : 7:54PM ^ There's one or two guys on Reality Kings behind the camera who are constantly telling the guy and the girl what to do. Just STFU and let them do their thing naturally. If you directed it properly you wouldn't have to be doing it all the way through the scene while it's being shot . [Link]
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13	Posted - Dec 12 2014 : 8:07PM ^ No joke. Also, there's this thing called editing. If you have to give your performers direction then cut it out later! Pretty sure that's what Mason does. [Link]
Cucumber100 Member 23 Posts 11/14	Posted - Dec 13 2014 : 4:38AM Grimacing. Whatever happened to smiling? [Link]
julie skyhigh Member Julie skyhigh 102 Posts 12/13	Posted - Dec 13 2014 : 1:14PM H1gh Contra5t wrote: ^ There's one or two guys on Reality Kings behind the camera who are constantly telling the guy and the girl what to do. Just STFU and let them do their thing naturally. If you directed it properly you wouldn't have to be doing it all the way through the scene while it's being shot . Click to expand I think this can work with some girls, but with some other not. I mean, some girls are not experienced enough and they will fuck up a hole scene... I didn't had a lot of movies done, so I couldnt see this by myself, but probably it happen...? I dont know! but I have to agree that, when they tell me what to do, scene is less good then when i/we (me and actor) decide... but this is probably with 60pc or more of the productions. but it doesn't make sense to talk about it, because they like it the way they are doing it :) in my movies, that I 'direct' ... im the actor and I decide what I do, and to me, sometimes we have to cut things, but all the other parts are more exciting, not maybe perfect, but exciting to see, with interaction you dont find in many of other movies and this make them (to me) empty. the only production where I didn't experienced this was for woodman castings. my scene is not out yet, but you do and wear what you want, so only things that to you look good! so you feel better with yourself then if you think you look ugly because no production has taste for esthetic in clothes/shoes :p but thats my opinion! but they have good image quality luckily :) [Link]
Slector Member 655 Posts 2/14	Posted - Dec 24 2014 : 6:59AM When the performers change positions every 2 seconds! Why can't you actually stay in one position and fuck for a minute or two? Its like they just get started and then they've got to change up. And to make it even worse the cameraman seems to be a reject from the Blair Witch Project, zooming around like a fly on cocaine. Between the camera moving too fast to follow and the performers changing positions every second or two, you can't even tell what is going on. I'll be the first to say I hate a locked off camera that never moves, but I also don't want it to move so much I can't follow the action. I like multiple positions also, but not every other second. [Link]
DJboutit2 Member 438 Posts 4/09	Posted - Dec 24 2014 : 1:48PM Slector wrote: When the performers change positions every 2 seconds! Why can't you actually stay in one position and fuck for a minute or two? Its like they just get started and then they've got to change up. And to make it even worse the cameraman seems to be a reject from the Blair Witch Project, zooming around like a fly on cocaine. Between the camera moving too fast to follow and the performers changing positions every second or two, you can't even tell what is going on. I'll be the first to say I hate a locked off camera that never moves, but I also don't want it to move so much I can't follow the action. I like multiple positions also, but not every other second. Click to expand I agree I hate scenes where the camera is like 10 to 15 ft away from the action like Pornpors PassionHD and Raw series does this is a waste of a scene to me [Link]

doboy1 Member 144 Posts 1/11	Posted - Dec 24 2014 : 3:19PM Too much fuckin anal!Like everybody in the world is only interested in women's assholes.Pussy is still awesome and will always be awesome! [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Dec 24 2014 : 4:47PM The worst thing about porn is some common perception from else and any where that of this being some kind of bad thing with a low degrading level, instead of this whole thing being uplifting stuff without no kind of limits what so ever be it the quality or quantity, imaginationable as much as enjoyable, on and off any fucking chart ever being or so be it produced. This is Plato meets his dream stuff and boy you can't go wrong if you really long for some run. [Link]
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13	Posted - Dec 28 2014 : 2:37PM Red lipstick. I prefer a more natural look. A neutral, nude, color is the best. Although I'm not a natural purist when it comes to makeup. Smokey eyes are hot. [Link]
2bollocks Senior Member 3587 Posts 3/10	Posted - Dec 28 2014 : 3:54PM Male performers with huge ego's who think they're the stars and try to steal the spotlight. [Link]
Slector Member 655 Posts 2/14	Posted - Dec 28 2014 : 5:06PM You got that right!! Maybe in gay porn someone might care who you are, but in straight porn no one gives a rat's flying shit who you are. Shut up and keep your face out of the picture. [Link]
DJboutit2 Member 438 Posts 4/09	Posted - Dec 28 2014 : 11:22PM Slector wrote: You got that right!! Maybe in gay porn someone might care who you are, but in straight porn no one gives a rat's flying shit who you are. Shut up and keep your face out of the picture. Click to expand I hate this to I have seen a few scenes with black males acting like rappers or pimps and they are pimping out the girl in the scene. I do not want to see guys acting all tuff like a big shot in the scene I just want to see good fucking and nothing else [Link]
N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13	Posted - Dec 29 2014 : 1:13AM Mister Fahrenheit wrote: Red lipstick. I prefer a more natural look. A neutral, nude, color is the best. Although I'm not a natural purist when it comes to makeup. Smokey eyes are hot. Click to expand Got to disagree with you buddy. Red - or shocking pink - is where it's at for porno. The tartier the look, the better in my book. Since this is the hate thread, I wanna say I hate it when someone on ADT recommends a movie/scene that I really like the sound of, then I can't find it either for download (at a decent res) or reasonably-priced DVD. Throat Gaggers 7, I'm looking at you. [Link]
mayotteru Member 17 Posts 3/12	Posted - Dec 30 2014 : 3:46PM Reecie wrote: When a guy's in a scene with a woman who has big tits ... and he doesn't touch them even once. Click to expand This!! That pisses me off. If a guy isn't into tits, he better pretend like he is or find a different gig. Other things: * Cumshots filmed from too far away, or at a bad angle * Cumshots where most of the load just sprays off into no-mans-land somewhere not on the girl * Girls licking a dude's ass (I just fast-forward) * A guy who talks too much * When they don't film insertions. Never cut to where the dude is already in! * Foot fetish stuff. I haven't the faintest clue why anyone gets turned on by feet, and when a good scene winds up with a foot cumshot, it's the worst * Torture stuff, whether it's the guy or the girl. Luckily this is usually genre-bound and thus easy to avoid And obviously the biggest one: * A cut to the dude's face right before a cumshot. Or any time, really, but especially then. And they drag it the fuck out, like 20 or 30 seconds just focused on this guys O-face. I mean, really?? There are probably a few others, but those are the biggest. [Link]
giveittome Member Could you get to the point? 876 Posts 12/10	Posted - Dec 31 2014 : 4:19AM ^Speaking of tits... A titty fuck scene where the money shot ends with the guy jacking off - instead of giving her a pearl necklace! I could come with countless scenes that were ruined right at the climax because of this... [Link]
Dutchgangbangboys Member 925 Posts 8/12	Posted - Dec 31 2014 : 9:59AM ^This I don't mind. In one scene the guy comes on tits in the other in her neck... I prefer cummed on boobs. [Link]
N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13	Posted - Jan 1 2015 : 4:02AM ^^ Not being a porn performer myself (I wish...), I've never understood this inability to cum. I've been with my wife, like, 17 years and I still wanna blow almost the minute she starts sucking/jerking me off. These porn guys are getting sucked/jerked/titty-fucked by different porn chicks all the time, yet still feel the need to finish themselves off. Don't get me wrong, unlike a lot of people on here I actually don't mind guys jerking themselves and 'marking their territory', as it were. I'm just saying I don't understand it. Are they really so jaded/desensitized by the job? [Link]
bestescortmallorca Member 10 Posts 1/15	Posted - Jan 1 2015 : 5:20AM i think so reading this thread is that we all seem to like a wide variety of things...I agree with everything you said and have been saying for years porn is more a production line factory today. [Link]
cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02	Posted - Jan 1 2015 : 6:28AM N00dlesDaddy wrote: ^^ Not being a porn performer myself (I wish...), I've never understood this inability to cum. I've been with my wife, like, 17 years and I still wanna blow almost the minute she starts sucking/jerking me off. These porn guys are getting sucked/jerked/titty-fucked by different porn chicks all the time, yet still feel the need to finish themselves off. Don't get me wrong, unlike a lot of people on here I actually don't mind guys jerking themselves and 'marking their territory', as it were. I'm just saying I don't understand it. Are they really so jaded/desensitized by the job? Click to expand my understanding is ... it has to be a head thing .. ok hidden joke here :) ... but i mean maybe there are some chicks that maybe drop dead beautiful but otherwise ... o well .. you know what i mean. I can only feel for those guys who have to work with bitches like that. The other extreme would be girls to cute for porn with a great persoanlity that makes you wanna "own" them . A guy has to have complete control over his brain when doing this "job" otherwise it can not work ... my logic Cube [Link]
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13	Posted - Jan 1 2015 : 11:56AM I have a pet theory as to why so many male performers have to finish themselves off manually: they are suffering from masturbation death grip syndrome. Here's a summary: Masturbation and sex. Both feel wonderful and you've been doing it as often as you can since you discovered it. But over time, the sensations have become weaker and it has become increasingly difficult to reach an orgasm, especially during sexual intercourse. Could it be that you've just gripped your penis so hard while masturbating all of these years that you've beaten the sensitivity out of it? You may very well be experiencing what is commonly called "death grip", alright. In the sexual therapy world, it is also known as "delayed ejaculation" or "retarded ejaculation" (what an awful term). Although it is a type of sexual dysfunction, you most likely haven't really beaten the sensitivity out of your penis. All of the nerve endings you've always had down there for enjoying touch and physical sexual sensations are all still there and alive, but your brain has become conditioned to your limited and direct method of stimulation over the years and it isn't responding as intensely to the pleasure signals coming from your penis. This can be a frustrating situation, especially during sexual intercourse. Click to expand Before they got into porn many performers probably suffered from sexual addiction and compulsively masturbated. They did it using the death grip and lost sensitivity. This would explain not only the inability to cum without jerking off, but also their incredible stamina. A normal pussy just doesn't do it for them anymore. [Link]
Van Hinten Deactivated User 761 Posts 7/11	Posted - Jan 1 2015 : 8:00PM ^Yes that's true. That is something that totally describes James Deen. He can't cum without finishing himself off. By the way, i have laughed way too hard about the term "retarded ejaculation" Edited by - Van Hinten on 1/1/2015 8:02:27 PM [Link]
DJboutit2 Member 438 Posts 4/09	Posted - Jan 2 2015 : 1:06AM Porn with a story line is dumb digital productions comes to mind [Link]