Equilibrium Ep 2 - review by fu_q| Author | Post |
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| wolvie667 Deactivated User 4467 Posts 4/11 | |
| draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09 | Edited by - draghixafan on 1/23/2012 7:52:49 PM |
| ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09 | I hate how everything is all nude during sex. Clothes make a woman look sexy, that's why they spend so much on it! I hate how there is no groping over the clothes and no anticipation of sex. I hate how there is very little to no mouth kissing. I hate how so many new porn stars are just loaded up with tattoos and look so trashy. I hate how it's so hard to find porn with backstory/roleplay/plots you can relate to. I hate all these features that have interesting back stories but are full of fake breasts and condoms. I hate hearing a guy's voice more than a girls voice during a sex scene. SHUT UP. I hate seeing a girl play an innocent teen but she has clit piercings/tatoos/a boob job. Get real. I hate how porn stars just moan during scenes and rarely to never say anything sexy. No dirty talk! I hate that they never manage to keep a good full body angle long enough to enjoy it. I hate how nearly all scenes are on a couch or bed. I hate how it's always the same boring positions and angles that I can never get off to. I hate how women rarely smile or look happy during sex. I hate seeing extreme close ups of acned/razor bumped/scaley skin on the face, ass, etc. Stop it! I hate blowjob only, toy only, mast. only, lesbian scenes mixed in. What a let down/wasted scene. I hate seeing short scenes. I used to like more scenes. Now I'd prefer 4 awesome longer scenes then 6 shorter mediocre ones. I agree with all this except I word replace 'hate' with 'dislike' because if the girl is hot enough none of this matters much to me. Also, I like the girl to be completely nude at some point and I prefer her to be all nude at some point when blowing. |
| Digmen1 Member 629 Posts 7/07 | |
| bootymeister Senior Member Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08 | |
| Quorrl Senior Member 2835 Posts 3/11 | |
| balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10 | I dislike all that spitting thing and cumswapping, it ruins the mood totally for me I dislike fake boobs, sure that some women don't have big breast, but some plastic surgery ruins totally ther body I dislike tatoos, the bigger, the uglier I dislike hairy pussies (but that's a personal mania) I dislike fake moans, some performers screams of supposed pleasure are very annoying I dislike piercings I dislike cut scenes, sometiems you are watching the real thing and suddenly is edited for a better angle or other occult reason, if so, just add them as extra scenes in dvd/br or shell an "uncut" movie/director version I dislike messy sex, dirty doesn't mean unclean I dislike that the male actor wears a condom all the scene to wear it off after ejaculation and drops the content in his female performer, you have to use all the scene or not at all any other option is useless if we are talking about safety |
| mkbaraco New Member 4 Posts 1/12 | I hate Anal. I hate when the girls wear ridiculous amounts of makeup. I like no makeup, or when it isn't obvious makeup is on. I hate hair on genitals. I hate fake breasts. I hate plastic surgery and how people look when they get it. I hate circumcised penises. Edited by - mkbaraco on 1/28/2012 10:50:55 AM |
| Digmen1 Member 629 Posts 7/07 | |
| stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07 | |
| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 | |
| Hodel Deactivated User 462 Posts 12/11 | |
| Jonny Jay Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09 | Link |
| titguy Member Tits Are The Sustenance of Life 46 Posts 10/11 | |
| LawrenceSingleton Member Pornosexual 52 Posts 6/09 | Ass jiggling. Performers paying more attention to the camera than to each other. Performers yelling "Shit!" during sex. When I'm watching a chick get fucked in the ass, that is the last word I want in my head. In a scene with more girls than cocks, when the girl who's not currently getting fucked is moaning as if she is getting fucked. Broken English. I'd rather girls with poor English skills just stick to their own language during their scenes and leave the practice for when they're off-camera. That way I can pretend that they're better actresses. |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | The first one I've grudgingly come to accept as just being for someone else's taste and not my own. But the second and third points, when I see those I don't think "oh that's just not my thing", I think that I'm watching a genuinely bad porn scene. |
| netsex Member 25 Posts 7/11 | I hate when the girls don't play with the foreskin in a handjob or blowjob if the guy has one. I hate fake tits, really. I hate when girls change their hair color. Really I like natural girls. I hate when girls aren't really happy during their scene. I want to feel they take pleasure. I hate the short or poor cumshots. It's porn industry, guys have big dick, they must have powerful cumshots. |
| ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09 | |
| LawrenceSingleton Member Pornosexual 52 Posts 6/09 | Edited by - LawrenceSingleton on 1/30/2012 3:22:23 AM |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Edited by - ninja1 on 1/30/2012 9:10:09 AM |
| stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07 | |
| wolvie667 Deactivated User 4467 Posts 4/11 | |
| Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03 | |
| Zaxxx Member 96 Posts 1/12 | |
| bellend Deactivated User 570 Posts 9/09 | |
| wolvie667 Deactivated User 4467 Posts 4/11 | |
| Peoples Temple Member People tell lies my friend. Some people like publicity. I don't like publicity. 674 Posts 5/11 | When a young woman is very attractive she does not even need makeup. It is for older women and to conceal blemishes or skin issues. |
| wolvie667 Deactivated User 4467 Posts 4/11 | |
| mdt424 Member 8 Posts 10/12 | |
| Meatn2veg New Member 3 Posts 7/11 | When the girl is opening her mouth ready to receive and the spanner can't aim his dick accurately so it misses her completely. She has her mouth open and it dribbles out on her tits. Gills who wear plain black or solid coloured knickers... and girls who wear unsexy underwear, there is lots of sexy bras and knickers out there and they wear their work undies, what is wrong with some see through so we can see those lovely pussy lips? Girls and shemales that take panties off too quickly. Guys who have done too many shoots and ejaculates less liquid than would cover a finger nail. Girls who keep their t shirt on. 3 somes with two girls and the one that isn't getting fucked or sucked is just watching. Girls like Eva who scream so much I have to turn the volume down, I have heard her neighbours have complained about here screaming too much during sex ! I hate seeing guys who take their jeans/keks/trousers/pants off to reveal they are riding commando. It is fairly obvious they are like lots of guys who wear panties/knickers/thongs so it would be good to see one brave enuff to keep them on and reveal them to the girl he is about to fuck. I also hate melon boobs, hairy snatch, licking a guys ass, gaping pussy and ass, comedy pained look as the guy cums and the guys moaning when they cum too. Too many directors leave the actors to do what they want when they should be telling them what to do. Mason is my current favourite Dir. I would like to see a lots of guys fucking and cumming inside a girl one after the other, three girls jerking a guy who is lying on his back and when he cums they put their tongues around his dick as it spurts up over their faces, girls jerking the guys off, guys who can fuck till they withdraw and cum over her without jerking off. |
| Allbusiness Deactivated User THE CLOTHED COLOSSUS!! RULER OF FEMALE FLESH!!! 296 Posts 3/12 | And i was instantly shot-down. They said it was outside the companies target audience. And said it wouldnt work. One word came to mind about that. GOD THESE PEOPLE ARE BORING!!!!!! I think it would of been an interesting web site. And they would have been the first to do the genre. Sometimes you dont always have to play it safe. Its good for you to dip ones feet in exotic waters. And sex doesnt get more extotic/erotic and sexually charged than cmnf sex. When only the woman is naked/barefoot during sex. She really comes alive. Her body stands-out so much more. It enhances her vulnerabilities and her strengths. Sometimes its the naked woman hat can be in-charge and in-control of the fully clothed man. I love it when it looks like the cmnf element was insisted upon by the woman. And i love the opposite. A fully clothed man just fucking the hell out of a naked woman. Just because her can! [2]Anal sex. The vagina is a wonderful thing. Its the best thing ever created. The dick and the vagina make wonderful dance partners. Its what makes her-her. And what makes him-him. connecting like lock and key. The dick has to be forced into the anus. Proving maybe it wasnt meant to go there. Plus vaginas bloom like flowers. And they contain that sweet & butter like substance called female cum. It drips from her like honey from a hive. And the anus all you get is...SHIT!!!!!!!! And shit aint sexy. I cant be convinced otherwise. |
| geralt Member 495 Posts 7/11 | |
| Purrfect Deepthroat Member I ALWAYS swallow! 7 Posts 10/12 | This. If we wanted to watch a male masturbation scene, we'd have bought one. No one has sex like this in real life (unless they are trying to imitate porn). If the girl is hot, she will make the guy cum. We listen to our fans and our cumshots are deep in the girl's throat. We've only had one or 2 negative comments or accusations of faking it, by far the majority appreciates our total dedication to quality deep throat without compromise. |
| scotlandthebrave Member 57 Posts 8/12 | |
| draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09 | |
| Deckard5254 Member 29 Posts 5/07 | Douchebag looking guys with six-packs Tattoos on pretty girls Raccoon eyes Girls who grimace and snarl too much Guys who cum a tiny load Pretty girls who stay away from interracial Websites that don't separate shemale vs girl with shemale vs guy. (Yuk. Big difference!) Pretty girls who won't do fan-fuck videos Pretty girls who won't let some ugly toad get ontop of her (because its kinda funny!). Girls who yank their panties off way too early Girls that won't eat out a girl/guys ass. Girls who skip nut-licking during blow-jobs (should be required!) Girls who don't have thier men finish in their open mouths (the way it should be!) Pretty girls who won't fuck a dyke or a sleazy veteran Girls who won't 'slum it', doing gonzo, amateur, IR or gangbang. |
| scenic Member 46 Posts 12/12 | Douchebag looking guys with six-packs - thank god for them, women watch porn too! Tattoos on pretty girls - personal taste Raccoon eyes - I agree Girls who grimace and snarl too much - personal taste Guys who cum a tiny load - you could do better, right? Pretty girls who stay away from interracial - absolutely her choice, get over it. Websites that don't separate shemale vs girl with shemale vs guy. (Yuk. Big difference!). If you're looking then it's up to you to find what you want - the same as straight porn. Pretty girls who won't do fan-fuck videos - why should they? Pretty girls who won't let some ugly toad get ontop of her (because its kinda funny!). Would you? Just cause she's in porn doesn't mean she should have to fuck anyone she doesn't want to. Girls who yank their panties off way too early - Blame the director, not the girl. Girls that won't eat out a girl/guys ass. Personal preference. Girls who skip nut-licking during blow-jobs (should be required!) - again it's the director or the girl doesn't want to do it Girls who don't have thier men finish in their open mouths (the way it should be!). Why should she just cause you like it? Pretty girls who won't fuck a dyke or a sleazy veteran. Goes without saying it's her choice. Girls who won't 'slum it', doing gonzo, amateur, IR or gangbang. Would you? Porn girls have their limits as much as anyone. Would you want to have 5 guys do you up the ass? I'm thinking not, so why expect it from anyone else? Just cause they work in porn doesn't mean they should be happy to do whatever some guy wanking in his bedroom when his wife's asleep wants her to do! |
| Tempi New Member 2 Posts 2/13 | There is a lot of things I could probably come up with that I think are irritating, but the 5 things off the top of my head that I dislike the most: 5) Lack of specific fetish. Yes, I know rule 34. However out of the thousands of fetishes out there, most porn only loosly caters to any given fetish for a minute or two, then the rest of the scene is more or less interchangable with any of the other billion scenes out there. I get the economics of it, where there isn't a lot of money in one given scene/movie and that quantity trumps quality, and where everything needs to appeal to a wide an audience as possible. But that also means that if your particualar fetish you are looking for doesn't fall in the top 10 or so fetishes of the moment.. there truely is very limited amounts of what you are looking for out there. 4) Removing sexy/kinky lingerie/swimsuit/outfit/etc. I use the term "sexy/kinky" very loosly because for the most part, even in porn, I find most "sexy/kinky" lingerie out there rather tame 99 out of a 100 times. But regardless, why is it that the woman starts out wearing some "sexy" lingerie... only to have it removed from her body 30 seconds later? If she looks sexy wearing it before the "sex" starts, she damn well looks just as sexy being fucked while wearing it. So why does the woman always need to be stripped completely naked within 30 seconds? Leave the damn lingerie/latex/leather/sling bikini on! 3) Lack of grabbing/squeezing/licking/sucking/etc. the woman's tits. Ok, something I really don't understand. Real, fake, whatever your preference, so many woman in porn have these incredible tits, yet the male largely leaves them unattended through 99 percent of the scene. Ok,occasionally you might get a 2 second grab, and on a rare occasion, you might see some titty fucking, but for the most part, the woman's tits are untouched throughout the whole scene. I don't know how a guy can even keep his hands off them??? I want to see the guys hands all over the woman, often it would appear that he's practically afraid to touch her. Let's see some some serious grabbing, squeezing, sucking of those tits! 2) Guy jerking off to finish. Do I need to say more? Guy is fucking an incredibly hot woman, and he has to jerk off for who knows how long (often because there is a cut) to be able to cum? Really? Granted, I've never performed on a porn set, surrounded by people, etc. etc. all the potential distractions and such. But come on. One, I want to see the guy cum because the woman is driving him insane with lust and he can't contain himself. I.e., he absolutly looses it. Hell, I would rather see a scene that only lasts 5 minutes because the girl is absolutely driving the guy crazy and he can't take it and looses control, than to see a 45 minute long scene where the guy has to jack himself off to finish. Two, I want the woman to finish the guy off, weither he has to pull out to cum, or she's sucking him off to cum, or titty fucking him till he cums, or she's stroking him to orgasm or whatever, I just don't want to see the guy HAVE to finish himself off. And once he starts to cum, I want to see the woman take control of his cock and milk every last drop of cum from his balls, not watching the guy sit there and jack off to a passive woman sitting there just letting it land on her face. I want to see eagerness and entusiasm in the woman as she milks his balls dry at the thought driving HER wild of that she's she's done to him to have made him cum. 1) Lack of passion/chemistry/lust/intensity. There are those porn stars who seem to really bring it to most of their scenes, or to at least be able to fake it enough to make the scene enjoyable to watch, even if there isn't any real passion/chemistry she's feeling with the male performer. And again, I get it, there isn't enough money in porn to shoot for a week to edit it down to one 30 minute scene. Shooting for an hour or two is edited down to a 30 minute scene is the norm and that what you get. More often than not it's quantity over quality. But when it's there, when two people are comfortable with each other, and there's a true chemsitry and passion between them, you can just feel it. You can almost taste it. And boy oh boy, when it's there, the most basic vanilla missionary position sex, filmed poorly with poor lighting and about everything else you could possibly do wrong, and you still end up with a scene that is light years beyond 99% of what's out there. I wish that producers would use this as a guiding principle in whatever they are filming. Choosing female and male talent based primarily on who really want to work together, and putting them together. Like, finding out what male talent the girl really wants to work with, get the male talent all fired up days ahead of time of how badly said female wants to work with him, let her flirt with him for days before the shoot, and then get them together and just record the fireworks. When the passion/lust/chemistry is there, it's so important to truely filming something amazing, that as long as you have this ingredient, you're going to film something truely worth filming. If I were filming porn, that would be the first question I would ask the female talent I wanted to shoot "What guy do you most enjoy working with?" or "Whom do you want to work with most that you haven't yet?" And I would get that guy. Granted, I don't shoot porn, and I'm sure there are a dozen reasons why this is easier said that done. But if I couldn't accomplish that, then I wouldn't feel I was filming something worth my time to film. |
| LawrenceSingleton Member Pornosexual 52 Posts 6/09 | -Too many close-ups, not enough full body shots. -Fake g/g cunnilingus/analingus, where the girl's either licking the air or merely licking around the orifice she's supposed to be licking. This would be okay if the performers and the production staff were actually working together to make it look convincing, like the simulated sex scenes throughout mainstream film, but for the most part, it seems like they just don't give a damn. I'd rather the performer just lick where she's supposed to lick, but if the performers aren't willing to go along with that, and they can't be replaced with someone who will, then they should either leave the oral out of the scene altogether or shoot it in such a way as to not make the fakeness so incredibly obvious. Letting me even see what the tongue is, or rather, isn't doing, is a bad enough idea as it is. Showing me actual close-ups of it is just stupid. |
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| bumblaster Senior Member 4881 Posts 4/12 | I also really HATE cackling/laughing etc. during gangbang scenes or scenes where there's a group watching (some of those C0llege Rule$ scenes annoy me sometimes). And I especially dislike high fives between "buds/bros/brahs" during scenes. Edited by - bumblaster on 5/3/2013 4:02:02 PM Edited by - bumblaster on 5/3/2013 4:04:18 PM |
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