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^ But what is it that you're saying you're hating? Is it her that you hate? Or the fact that she was on probation? Or that she's off probation? Or that she has two names?
I hate short scenes. Scenes that are under 30m with a storyline like really dont truly interest me even if its with performers that I like that are in them. I just saw a SHV scene with Autumn and Gianna and that scene was under 25m with a storyline. Now Ive been so badly wanting to see them in a g/g scene together so beggars cant be choosers. Im just saying like the scene felt rushed. I want those two to have at least 30m where they can take some time and the scene would be better than what it was. So again I hate short scenes.
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Mass Facialties Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 19 2019 : 1:31AM
^ People seem to obsess over the time length for a scene, but it rarely makes a difference to me. If you give me the sex positions I like - along with the right camera angles - I couldn't care less whether the scene is under 30 minutes or if it's an hour-plus.
^ Standard B/G scenes should always be under 30 minutes, because a scene lasting any longer than that gets too tedious and repetitive. Sometimes I like it when a threeway is on for 20 minutes as it's quick to the point, not too short nor long.
^^ Im looking for the genuine and real feel to a scene. That for the most part cant be accomplished in less than 30m. I know that for a fact when I hear performers talk about they wish they had more time in a scene that was less than 30m or when the scene feels rushed because of limit time. I saw a scene with Gina and Aidra where literally they were looking to go for another round and the scene ended. Again it was a short scene. So when I say I hate short scenes it has nothing to do with it just being short but it has alot to do with the feel of the scene. I get it that some people are ok with short scenes which is fine but for me I hate short scenes just because how it comes across to me. Even if the scene is good then its over before I know it Im like dang I wish there was at least 5-7 for minutes. Thats how I felt about Gina and Aidra scene for SHV. Like I cant even recall the last time I said an Elexis scene wasnt great but the scene she did with Jade Baker for SHV was just ok but it had more to do with how short the scene was. Like a scene need to be given more time to develop especially when it comes to certain performers style and pace. Thats just how I feel.
Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16
Posted - Jul 19 2019 : 1:31PM
I agree with you. Let's say a scene is 22 mins and the set up is a few mins. Then by the times foreplay is done the sex could be less than ten mins. I like when scenes are 30-35 mins cuz then you can see your fave performer in various positions.
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wolvie667 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 20 2019 : 11:25AM
Have to say, but also to long movies/scenes. What I am pointing at was that they make a movie around a thing with just one scene. Like for instance the upcomming Gangbang of Gianna Dior am affraid it is gonna suck, Although I did like the Houston 500
Mike Quaser tweeted this in regards to long scenes. "Why are some porn scenes over an hour long? The longest I've ever spent pleasuring myself was 5 minutes and that's only because I was drunk and watching CNN at the time." And Phoenix was like "I'm a good 4 depending on how she's crying... I mean moaning lol".
Mike is so hilarious and I tend to agree about not taking that long to pleasure yourself. As for the scene though I want a scene to have time to develop but the hotter the scene is the more pleasurable Im going going to feel. Its the little things like deep eye gazing, slowly touching and caressing the body, deep kissing, and even kissing all over the body. I want to see the teasing and some good tribbing that builds up. Then the after sex is extremely important because as a g/g fan I want to see the cuddling and just basking in the afterglow of an amazing sexual experience. So again I agree with Mike about it doesnt take long to pleasure yourself but the hotter the scene is thats because the girls had time to really get the passion heated up to a fever pitch.
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Well Suited Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 23 2019 : 4:15PM
^^^^THIS STUPID ASS SHIT!!!!
Take the fucking dress/skirt down and all-the-way off for christs sake!!! This just irks and frustrates me to no end. Leaving the dress/skirt around the waist like this. It just looks idiotic. And dont these porn companies realise.
Porn fans find this shit to be aesthetically aggravating. It fucking bisects the female form in half. Breaking-up the flow and curvature of the female form. Not all of flattering to the female performer.
Nothing like a continuous head-to-toe flow of female flesh. Uninterrupted by clothy roadblocks. This scene is one move step away from the type of CMNF Sex scene ive been craving from the much maligned brazzers!!!
Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16
Posted - Jul 23 2019 : 11:24PM
^ I totally agree with you! An item of clothing left on drives me crazy and I hate it whether it's a shirt, bra, pants, skirt, etc left on. Just take it all off!
40 min - 1 hour long videos are great for viewers if you're just watching them. But jacking off to them is too much because the urge and novelty wears off too early. That's my problem.
I don't get why people care how long a scene is? You don't have to finish a scene, when you're done you're done. Maybe next time you pick up off when you left off and have more of that performer to see.
Now to what I hate...... Gaping, why do people want to see someone's insides, how is that sexy? I'll never get that.
^^ I cant speak on the length of a b/g scene. For a g/g scene 40m to an 1hr scene is great. Sure masturbating could be a problem and a person have to stop the scene then pick it back up another time to finish the scene. Ive had scenes that were that long but it was so hot and intense it took me three times to finish that one scene. Im certainly not going to complain about it because those scenes were great. They really put emphasis on things I look for in a scene. As I stated before, I want a scene to have time to develop and not feel rushed. Not all short scenes are bad if done right. I cant remember the last time I saw a short scene and was blown away by it. I thought about Abella scene with Riley for the movie "Holding Out & Giving In" because that scene was so amazing. Then I remembered even that scene was just over 33m so that technically dont count for me because its 30m+. What Im trying to say is Ill watch short scenes but just more times than not they leave me wanting more. Rarely do they leave me completely satisfied.
^ I don't have any problem with how long a scene is, but a long scene is totally meaningless if the sex isn't until the last 25% or less of the video. That's when it becomes a major problem for me. I hate that so much actually.
^^ The longest scene I've watched was Big Messy Blowbang in 1 hour 36 mins. Masturbating to that in full for me was impossible. Victoria Voxx's DP in Double Anal Divas only lasts 19 mins and it's perfect, it doesn't feel short. I want more scenes like this.
Guys who get world class blowjobs but return the favor with maybe 1 minute of eating the girl out often poorly. It's no wonder girls can barely take half of these bigger guys. The goal should be to at least get the girl close to cumming.
I hate paint on bodies in porn. Whether it's "body paint", or whether the scene has the people painting and then they get a bunch of paint on each other... either way I hate it.
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wolvie667 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 25 2019 : 3:34PM
when going to a scene we first see 10 minutes of girls teasing
Keiran Lee constantly diddling his nutsack back and forth with his finger before cumming. It's become so revolting to me that I no longer finish any of his scenes.
These dudes who pull out every five seconds! I swear! Guys, if you have to pull out every third or fourth stroke to either jack your dick and keep it hard or stop yourself from cumming, you seriously need to get out of the business!! Get it in there and do some fucking for Christ's sake!!!
Girls rubbing their clit while getting fucked. I find it hard to believe she's feeling good if she has to masturbate while the guy fucking her. Just as annoying as the guy jerking off before the cumshot at the end.
-stockings/thigh high socks -scenes longer than 10 minutes -dvd (I want blu-ray & 4k UHD) -24 fps (gonzo) -big dicks not going balls deep -banana/gummy bears in girls asses -same girls over & over -bad boob jobs (scars under boob/scars from nipple area to underboob) -actors filming with break outs (ring worm/hsv2/other skin issues) -high heels -tattoos (fucking yuck) -evidence of lipo/fat transfer -facials -shaved pubic area -razor bumps on shaved pubic area -18 year old girls who are 7 mths pregnant -bbw (get rid of them) -girls with weave -close up
Comments like this make me feel like more sex ed is required in schools. You know that only a small portion of women achieve orgasm through vaginal stimulation, right? The majority of women require clitoral stimulation. So either she rubs her clit, or he does. Otherwise, no orgasm.
Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16
Posted - Jul 26 2019 : 11:34PM
Idk what kind of porn you watch but a scene less than ten minutes wouldn't even be a scene it would be a video clip. Anything under 15 minutes isn't worth watching.
Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16
Posted - Jul 26 2019 : 11:37PM
I don't mind it in porn and speaking from experience I always liked when my ex girlfriend rubbed her clit as I was fucking her and I rubbed it too. It made her achieve an even more intense orgasm.
I absolutely HATE how about 60% of porn titles out there include: "sister", "daughter" "daddy"... etc. Are porn directors that unoriginal that they can't think of any other titles, or do they seriously believe there is this massive secret incest fantasy out there? Because seriously... there isn't!
^You make some valid points but your number is overinflated because it's nowhere near 60%. It may just look like there is more pseudo-incest themed porn because there is simply less porn being made so it sticks out a lot more than when it was part of a much bigger ocean of porn. It's important to mention that you mostly see pseudo-incest in lesbian porn as though a mother/ daughter or sister/sister having sex is somehow less incestuous and therefore more acceptable than a father/daughter or brother/sister.
That doesn't mean that some producers won't ask the women to use the term daddy during their scene thereby implying that they are in a parent/child relationship with their male partner but the scenes themselves are not advertised as being (pseudo)incestuous.
You, me and probably every other poster would agree that there is a lack of originality in porn today but the problem is that these are the producers who are surviving in the era of tube/torrent sites and as long as they are making money with their type of porn than they aren't going to mess with a working formula.
I hate it when girls open their mouths and the guy cums on her face.
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Mass Facialties Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 9 2019 : 3:14AM
When porn sites only provide shitty low resolution pictures in their photo galleries that accompany scenes, forcing me to download the photo gallery ZIP file to see the high resolution photos. Reality Kings, Brazzers, Jules Jordan are a couple sites that make me do this. HardX is one site I know that provides the high resolution pics in their standard photo galleries.
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CactusJack Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 15 2019 : 5:07PM
First of this whole incest thing that's been going on. I just don't get why this has become a thing and apparently so many gets turned on by it. It kind of has the opposite effect on me.
On a more physical level, it's guys going down on women. They're acting like it's dinner. Just chewing away, are all over the place making the worst sounds possible. Just so ugly. When a woman goes down on a woman it's not like that at all. Even when it's a harder scene they're still not that ugly and slobby about it.
^ I don't mind scenes with siblings when they aren't really related. But to get off on real incest porn, you've got to be messed up in the head.
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CactusJack Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 16 2019 : 2:37AM
I know they're not actually related, but the fantasy itself, which is apparently pretty big seeing how many videos has those titles, i just don't get why that has become a thing.
This is porn not sex ed. They can rub 'em out at home all day long if they want to, but in porn it just gets in the way. Lets pretend the guy actually does it for them.
^ Why would we pretend that, if the sex act in question does not lead to climax? That's a lot of mental gymnastics just to soothe the male ego. Here I was thinking most men actually had an interest in their partner's pleasure...
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CactusJack Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 17 2019 : 9:22AM
Mate if the women you are with have to rub themselves as much as these pornstars do, you're doing something wrong. Besides this is porn so i seriously doubt they come either way. But if you really do wanna discuss it, you could argue that instead of giving yourself over to the other person and letting them get you to climax you control the orgasm yourself making it less satisfying. It's easier for me to get myself off to then someone else, but nowhere near as satisfying. But i do love that you're telling people what they can and can't hate in porn.
I don't know what it is about these European girls, but some of them simply cannot grasp the concept of "line-of-sight" with the camera. Some of these Legal Porno gals are the worst. They reach back to spread their ass cheeks like they want you to see their sweet gaping asshole, yet they ALWAYS put their hand between the camera and their asshole! Someone please teach these girls to stop that!!
Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16
Posted - Aug 17 2019 : 1:23PM
I'm not saying porn is sex ed but pretty sure lots of us have seen stuff in porn when we were younger and applied it to when the time comes to have sex or you see something and you are like I should try that with my girlfriend.
Tres Vias - review by Captain Jack
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