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| THEINSIDER Member 29 Posts 6/10 | For me I'm not a fan of anal, blowjobs, handjobs, penis close-ups, gaping, and scenes where women who are squirters don't squirt. That's exteremly frustrating. [Link] |
| techs1 Member Love me some Taylor Vixen & Britney Young!!! :) 651 Posts 8/09 | |
| Jonny Jay Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09 | |
| screwcap Deactivated User I'm walkin' here........ 1032 Posts 6/10 | |
| biggins Member 657 Posts 5/09 | |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | |
| spitty Member 730 Posts 12/04 | I also dislike camera acknowledgement in g/g scenes, bad kissing/ not enough kissing in g/g scenes, slapping or any kind of rough stuff. I also dislike gaping. |
| leatherface Senior Member 1258 Posts 7/07 | |
| THICK_LOVA54 Senior Member Wielding a sword without fear of it is to be unworthy of the blade. 1441 Posts 5/10 | |
| wraithlead Member 264 Posts 12/08 | Misleading titles. Any movie with 'Ass' as the main part of the title should at least be MOSTLY anal. And how do you have a name like "Cream Filled" and not have all swallowing/creampies? Yes I bought something like that accidentally. So much spit during a blowjob, the girl's makeup gets ugly. I like beautiful women. Piledriver of any kind. (more like a waste of time than a negative...) Edited by - wraithlead on 6/24/2010 10:53:48 PM Edited by - wraithlead on 6/24/2010 10:55:00 PM |
| trout bum Deactivated User "I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!" 2145 Posts 5/10 | |
| pataymmm Member 142 Posts 1/10 | I recently saw a scene with Manuela Febroni (possibly the only porn she has ever done) taking on 3 guys. It starts great, she is so hot, but by the end, they are spitting on her face and mouth. Totally ruins the scene, and probably her desire to continue in the business. She doesn't appear to enjoy it. |
| Ghozt Member 57 Posts 6/10 | I dislike those overtattood pornstars. It just isnt much of a turn on to me to see their bodies covered in paint. I do enjoy a small sexy tattoo somewhere on their bodies, but again, its personal taste. |
| chris99 Member 48 Posts 2/10 | |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Perhaps it is merely a personal preference, but I want to see the beautiful women naked when it isn't a movie with a stated clothes fetish. |
| DJboutit2 Member 438 Posts 4/09 | Guys acting really retarted dumb Guys making way to much noise Guys that are way to rough with girls where it looks like the guy is really hurting the girl Camera guy talking to the girl at the beginning of the scene Girls who are not into the scene all Paradies Girls with to many tats & piercings Edited by - DJboutit2 on 6/25/2010 1:00:58 AM |
| rojoeq Member 91 Posts 5/05 | A girl can squirt now but could never do it in their older movies Fish eye lens to make a ass or tits look bigger Guys who try to bang a girl hard then when the girl is in cow girl banging hard he has to grab her ass to slow her down. she took it now you take it. instant positions changes Gris fake screaming at the top of her lungs Zits on a Ass |
| blues123 Squirtidiot yet again 79 Posts 4/10 | |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | * My next biggest pet peeve is WASTED TIME! There's obviously a finite time limit on every DVD. Unedited porn is just lazy porn. There are things we don't need to see. Some things are nice to see but really take up too much valuable time that could be used better. I know they don't want to cut footage they spent money on but when you're making any kind of movie, there are sacrifices that have to be made for the sake of crafting the best possible product. If they really can't stand to part with 20 minutes worth of footage showing people changing positions and trying (and failing) multiple times to do something right and so forth, they could put it on an outtakes disc or something. I'm sure there are people who would buy it if there's really something in there they want to see. The final product should be clean, tight and free of failed attempts to do it right Examples would be - 1. where the guy keeps trying to get his cock in the hole and keeps missing. It serves no purpose and wastes time. We only need to see his cock go in the hole once. We don't need to see him miss 15 times. For one thing, it screws up the fantasy and makes you subconsciously start watching for more flaws. The sheen should be as perfect as possible without making it unnaturally flawless. 2. If the movie is about anal gapes, the best gapes should be kept and the failures should be cut. A good gape is short enough without having to try and maintain my erection for five minutes while they try to produce another one. A half-assed (No pun) gape (And/or a gape that doesn't look nice) is not arousing to the gape fan. It's disappointing. A wood killer. The same would logically apply to any other kind of kink. Whatever the main theme of your flick is should be there in abundance and should be performed well. When you go to a concert, you really don't want to see a crude first rehearsal. You want to see practiced, poised perfection. 3. Another example of wasted time would be when the people are fucking and they keep stopping to re-situate themselves or get more comfortable and the just camera keeps rolling for no particular reason. This is exactly where an editor should cut (And maybe switch to a different angle to kind of smooth out the edit). I can't think of a single time when I was watching a scene like this and the fact that I got to watch them fumble around and try to get more comfortable increased my enjoyment or arousal. I see that and I can't help but think "Why didn't they edit this crap out?". I know it isn't a huge thing but it's small things like this that can break up your rhythm and take you out of the zone. Anyway, I know these guys don't want to spend a month editing every movie but really. Wasted time in a porn flick is worse than it is in any other kind of movie. You have to remember that your audience is generally not watching this for mere entertainment. Most of us are trying to get off. I've got my dick in my hand and I'm trying to keep a consistent state of arousal long enough to climax. It needs to be as tight as it possibly can without cutting out a lot of good stuff. * Another one that's driving me crazy since I noticed it is the goofy fucking positions they use so that the camera can see the penetration AT ALL TIMES. This is neither necessary or particularly sexy. Nor is it very visually appealing. If the dude is pulling himself way to the left and can't even fuck right because he's trying to make sure the camera can see what's happening, you can only be excited by that for so long before you notice that there are a ton of good angles they can't (won't) use because they insist on showing penetration constantly. There's a difference between making sure you establish that full contact and penetration is taking place and making damn sure it's impossible to appreciate anything else about the shot. * I bring this one up every time I post in one of these threads but it's worth saying again because it just refuses to go away. A woman cannot be in front of the camera in a standing position for more than 10 seconds before some guy tells her to bend over. Some of us like to see the way a woman's ass looks when she stands up straight and/or walks. * Women do not look natural when they arch their backs in an exaggerated position. It looks like what it is (an obvious pose) and deforms the natural shape of the back and the butt. Men who like big butts do not want to see women in poses that make their butts look smaller and tighter. Therefore, when they arch their backs and stick their butts out, it completely ruins an otherwise nice view. This is a pose you only want to use if you're shooting for an audience that likes firm, tight or skinny girls. I personally believe that most guys who like big butts like to be able to appreciate the way the cheeks hang just the right way and wobble when they walk. There are guys who like their butts big and tight but that's why you have to know who you're marketing this stuff to and to make sure your target audience can spot your stuff and tell the difference. You can't just make butt porn and expect everyone who likes ass to love it. I like butts but I honestly don't care to see really thin girls with tight asses. Nor do I want to see thin girls with tight asses shot through a wide lens to make them look rounder. This is not the same. I would rather see said thin girls shot through a normal lens so that the natural character of their butt is preserved as much as possible. Edited by - randomprecision on 6/25/2010 4:26:00 AM |
| screwcap Deactivated User I'm walkin' here........ 1032 Posts 6/10 | |
| THICK_LOVA54 Senior Member Wielding a sword without fear of it is to be unworthy of the blade. 1441 Posts 5/10 | |
| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 | |
| Kelli Member NaughtyNews.Network 220 Posts 8/08 | I also hate g/g scenes where the suck the dildo giving a fake blow job. Really? If you want to suck a cock, go be with a man!! Blah that just annoys me. :P But my most hated thing of all time are all those fake squirters who just pee. SERIOUSLY NOT APPEALING. Being on the production end of things now I am just so amazing how many girls can't actually squirt and yet still pretend to. |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | |
| screwcap Deactivated User I'm walkin' here........ 1032 Posts 6/10 | |
| screwcap Deactivated User I'm walkin' here........ 1032 Posts 6/10 | [/quote] "This aggravated me when I saw it in Mother Suckers, specifically the Julia Ann scene. Half of the scene or more she's in a big ray of bright sunshine. Wasn't anyone watching it live, who could've said "cut - we need to move the chair three feet to the right"?! [/quote] That be y i don't buy, or try not to buy any dvd with content shot outdoors. Edited by - screwcap on 6/25/2010 8:33:02 PM |
| KeishaDime Deactivated User 5 Posts 6/10 | |
| Rico Shades Member www.mydeepdarksecret.com 295 Posts 12/06 | |
| THICK_LOVA54 Senior Member Wielding a sword without fear of it is to be unworthy of the blade. 1441 Posts 5/10 | |
| ksgemini1 New Member 4 Posts 5/01 | |
| jezzard Member Is there anything more beautiful and erotic in the world than a woman licking another woman's anus? 51 Posts 12/09 | |
| axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04 | |
| Rico Shades Member www.mydeepdarksecret.com 295 Posts 12/06 | |
| screwcap Deactivated User I'm walkin' here........ 1032 Posts 6/10 | |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | |
| screwcap Deactivated User I'm walkin' here........ 1032 Posts 6/10 | |
| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 |
Top Ten Peeves 1. Vivid, Wicked, VCA 2. Ed Powers position as "deflowerer of choice" through More Dirty Debs. His unctuous personality, suspect hygeience and thimble dick has discouraged thousands of potentials from ever returning to porn 3. Cellulite 4. 99% of MILF titles 5. 99% of Squirt titles 6. Lack of fisting in Lesbian movies which makes 99% of them a waste of time 7. Tera Patrick, Lela Star, Daisy, Micah Moore, Aubrey Addams, Sunny Leone's boobjobs 8. Lack of big clit manipulation when the rare sighting of an engorged clit emerges d uring a fuck scene 9. 99% of Veggie only starlets. That means you Georgia Jones. None of us want to see you eat clam, after ten scenes at most you must make the leap to b/g. Otherwise you're just wasting my time 10. Online only/web only anal and fisting scenes. Compile those on DVD dammit. I will pay full price for them. I don't consume my porn while sitting at the computer. Bonus: John Staglioano's "obscenity trial". The g overnment targeted him b/c he had a huge pirate judgement coming his way and the "system" or the shit-stem as Peter Tosh would say doesn't want porn's legitimacy in the copyright realm |
| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 |
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| elgringoviejo58 Senior Member 1460 Posts 1/07 | |
| 10000 days Deactivated User Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ... 717 Posts 3/06 | |
| axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04 | |
| Agent_Zigzag Member 242 Posts 9/09 | |
| Fergus Member Oh yeah... boot me, baby 276 Posts 12/06 | Porn often has 'dead wood time' IMO: whether it's moments or minutes, it's time my mind is switching station from "Oh fuck yeah" to "Did I put the garbage out?" and my wood is wilting. Watching several attempted insertions that take minutes before any rhythm gets going distracts my arousal. I accept that porn is fantasy. In my fantasies I'm hard in an instant, she's ready and willing, we start to fuck smoothly and passionately and perfectly. Watching a guy's face as he tries to cum is okay as a microsecond cutaway for editing purposes, but showing man-face for a minute and a half when there's a hot naked woman with her legs spread diddling herself just out of shot is flat out stupid. Flip side of wasted time is wasted opportunity. If you have a beautiful girl who moves like a panther please show her doing so before the fuckfest. Not just taking clothes off but moving. Angel Dark walks like a gymnast crossed with a ballerina crossed with a kickboxer crossed with oh, that's right, a porn star. In a few of her scenes we get to see this as she twirls and flirts and strips. Not for twenty minutes - I bought a fuck film not a catwalk showcase - but a few minutes of a woman showing off a truly remarkable body before fucking like a wildcat gives me double the wood. If you want to include twenty minutes, put it in the BTS. I hate spitting and drooling blowjobs. Gagging, quagging, spitting, drooling and certainly vomiting have no place in my porn collection. I really hate ruined makeup. I like good makeup; I hate a scene that starts with a beautiful woman in good makeup and ends with a woman who looks like a crying clown. I hate humiliation of women. I like gangbangs that seem like a bunch of guys with a girl who wants a workout; I hate gangbangs that seem like a bunch of guys with a girl who'd rather go home. Boob jobs. I almost said 'bad boob jobs' but I can't think of any good ones. No, wait, Eva Angelina's is good, but she didn't need it in my opinion. Bad "Oh fuck me with your big cock baby" overacting. Just once in a while it's genuine, but mostly it's forced and fake and sounds that way. |
| Texan Member 167 Posts 3/04 | |
| 10000 days Deactivated User Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ... 717 Posts 3/06 | |
| Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 |
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| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 | |
| Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09 | |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | |
| ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06 |
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