People tell lies my friend. Some people like publicity. I don't like publicity. 674 Posts 5/11
Posted - Dec 1 2011 : 1:13PM
The Thread Starter makes all valid points, in fact I agree with each one of them. Too bad directors will not listen and change their ways. Another thing done today is the overuse of makeup on the girls. A bit of makeup is fine but it is used in excess so much that the girls do not look normal, more like City Street Skanky Hookers. I hate this and it goes on all the time. I don't think it is time to not watch porn if you dislike all these things because there was a lot of porn done right but you have to go back 30+ years to find it. One studio that is my favorite is Alpha Blue. They release a lot of films from back in the 70s and I look forward to viewing their material because you never know what they will crank out. On the downside, this studio does not restore their releases so picture quality is often poor. Worth checking out some of their popular titles from the 70s, especially the 20 DVDs titled "Cult 70s Porno Director....." Some in this series are incredibly fun to watch.
Im +40 and love shaved pussies and HATE hairy pussies, I HATE when cute young girls with nice perky tits gets fake balloons. I cant stand when guys put their fingers in the girls mouths.
That is my second biggest pet peeve. Top of the list for me are the scenes where the woman strokes or sucks a guy to orgasm and the stupid fucker she is with smacks her hand away or pushes her faces away so he can stroke himself through it. Unbelievably stupid. The scene is not about you. It's about the audience.
This topic has tapped into all the frustrated would-be porn directors there are in the audience. I agree with much that has been written so far. I would say if you are going to get a boob job, get a good one. I find it annoying in a b/g/g scene when one girl stays off to the side and plays with herself for awhile. It's a 3-some director, find her something useful to do.
oil i HATE scenes where the first 1/3 of the scene is covering the girl with oil., then fucking covered in oil... grrr why is there a need for so many scenes with oil? has anyone done this in real life? i have, its impossible to fuck hard...you cant get a grip and just slide all over the place it was sooo lame nothing is worse than seeing a hot star on the cover, buy the dvd cause of her then i get it home and its an oil scene
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Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ... 717 Posts 3/06
Posted - Dec 15 2011 : 7:21PM
I hate when porn starlets channel their inner Al Michaels and give play by play commentary while they're fucking. It's most atrocious in threesomes. I saw one scene recently with Jada Stevens and Alexis Texas, both of whom I lust over heavily. Unfortunately, it was completely ruined by Alexis' hamfisted attempts at pulling off a talky dominatrix theme, a role she just doesn't excel at. This could and should have been an amazing scene, but it ended up feeling more like a Monday Night Football broadcast than masterful pornography. It's one thing to try and spice up the scene with some wonderful dirty talk, but it is just abundantly clear that most girls simply don't have the skills to pull it off. So they overcompensate and the result is shitty porn.
Thank Jebus that they days of cutting to a dude's face just before the pop are mercifully over. Everyone one in a while I might pull out an old scene from the 80s or early 90s and just when the pop is about to fly, BOOM, we're staring at Joey Silvera's mug straining and groaning--clearly filmed well after the rest of action--acting like he's gonna shoot a howitzer. Instant boner killer. It's probably a vestige of the days of shooting on film and limited film stock; thank god it's rarely done. Currently the most unappealing thing for me is seeing a chick lick a dude's ass. Just because we might want to have it done to us doesn't mean we necessarily want to see it, at all. Ugh. It's OK if that's the point to the scene (Jody's All-Rimming Adventure 7). But as a "surprise" in a regular scene... yuck.
The lack of realistic missionary positions really annoys me more than anything. I understand that the dick and vagina are harder to get into that shot, but we don't always need to see those things. I would like to see realistic missionary scenes incorporated into more films, like the one below: [Image not found DB] Edited by - theleader on 12/15/2011 9:10:38 PM
Wow, I can see you have a romantic / artistic soul tankdog, just like me. I agree with ALL your points, except all nude scenes does really bother me... as long as the girl was nicely dressed before the scene and her undressing was part of the game (I mean, she just didn't happen to be all naked) Edited by - lone wolf on 12/15/2011 9:39:59 PM
Some other things I Hate in porn: *Ugly girls - I can't stand seeing ugly or fat bitches. I don't even get aroused with the scene. Porn is fantasy for me and I need to see a beautiful, nicely shaped body girl get fucked...in the ass preferably! *Condoms - Again, porn being supposed to make viewers dream for a few minutes, I can't understand why they need to remind us of the sad reality of sexually transmitted diseases and all by the use of condoms. The actors are professionals and do that for a living, so they need to do appropriate tests. But please, do natural scenes. I never watch films with condoms. *DPs - As enjoyable as I find a guy taking on 2 or more girls in a scene, I cannot watch 2-3 guys fucking a girl simultaneously. There's something unequal in the scene and the girl appears to suffer more than she enjoys. I just skip such scenes. *Girl rimming guy's ass - This is totally pointless in porn. We don't need to see that. However, I adore seeing the guy tongue the girl's butt hole, because it gives me an indication that they are preparing to have anal sex. *Girl stays silent during fucking - Ok, this is a real boner killer. The guy is fucking the girl and she doesn't moan or talk, no reaction. Seems she is bored. I'm bored with you too, then. *No acting just lame fucking - a little piece of scenario in porn does hurt, right? Just coming straight to fuck the girl is absurd. I want to see how the girl or the guy gets aroused to engage in sex with each other, it's much better. Edited by - lone wolf on 12/15/2011 10:10:36 PM
I don't think it's disgusting, really. It's just ugly. That's how I explain the fact that I love gapes and hate prolapses. Even though the two things are very similar in what they actually are, they look totally different. And porn is all about how things look. To me, it's like the difference between a nice drooling blowjob and puddles of puke.
Agreed - intimacy... And you can still see the truly important things if shot right... The womans face, her tits, and overall body shape. You don't NEED to see every minute of penetration. Ugh!
Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round! 1551 Posts 5/09
Posted - Dec 15 2011 : 11:09PM
Thanks for the information, PT! The very first porn film I ever saw was "Pretty Peaches", back in the 70's. I've been wanting to get the title "Pretty Peaches", with Desiree Cousteau, from Alpha Blue, yet, to obtain an uncensored version I would have to purchase it from a German distributor and the DVD coding would not work in my American DVD player. The Alpha Blue version is censored. I haven't seen many of those old classic titles in years, so obtaining them in a DVD format would be fun.
[/quote] I don't think it's disgusting, really. It's just ugly. That's how I explain the fact that I love gapes and hate prolapses. Even though the two things are very similar in what they actually are, they look totally different. And porn is all about how things look. To me, it's like the difference between a nice drooling blowjob and puddles of puke. [/quote] ^^^^that difference between those 2 (gapes & prolapses)for me is the difference between finding a scene hot and me changing to a different scene cause i got turned off
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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 4:07AM
stop using limp performer danny mountain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the beauty of it. You can generally choose to leave yourself out of it. I don't complain too much about prolapses (yet) because I don't tend to see them unless I'm looking for them. Though they're becoming a bit more prominent in anal porn that I'd like. Again, it sucks that we can't have a real category for every conceivable interest, kink or fetish. I'm sure there must be a (small) market for just about anything you could think of. But unfortunately, too small to make it worthwhile as a business investment. So we end up with gapes and prolapses in the same general category.
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Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 7:16AM
The biggest turn-off in porn is just the gayness of it all. Guys who are gangbanging a chick don't seem to care if another guy splashes cum on them or that their dick is rubbing against another guys dick. Yuck. It's 1000% worse in the GGG series where a guy will cum on a girls face and another guy will use his fingers to push the cum into her mouth. * PUKE * You fucking directors are ruining movies with this type of shit. I would buy gay porn if I wanted the guys to interact in any way. Edited by - mr_heatmiser on 12/17/2011 7:17:19 AM
snuff movies, rapes, spanking, asphyxiation, foot fetish, fat or old people, german porn, obscure east european films with poor cameras, Vivid cancelled Vivid Alt, porn parodies, lack of scenarios, douchebags too much muscular and tan, girls with tattoos with mispelling grammar.
People tell lies my friend. Some people like publicity. I don't like publicity. 674 Posts 5/11
Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 1:41PM
I can't stand seeing the same guys pop up to no end. There should be a law that says once I guy makes a certain number of films they must retire so I do not have to look at their ugly faces any longer. I avoid viewing porn if I see their image on the box cover or their name listed in the cast. I wish I had a dime for every time a scene begins and I see a guy pop in and I say, Oh NO, Not him again and I hit the skip button.
1. All the great forgin 90s movies destroyed by dubbing!! :( 2. POV, Static cameras set at bad angles, bad light and camera beeing to close to the action like mike adriano scenes. 3. Condoms, it is almost as boring as dildo fucking. 4. Tatoos in bad places like around the pussy etc. 5. Very fake moaning and constant talking during a scene. 6. Giant socks in russian and german purzel porn or sneakers, either wear sexy heels or be barefoot.
^^ Comstock Films shows realistic sex between real couples. I only watched one title years ago, but I enjoyed it, and I think they had realistic missionary.
1. Bushy pussies. Bobbi Starr is hot, but trim the bush darling. Go Brazilian or go bald imho. 2. Spitting. Seeing some lube applied is very sexy - it's what most couples do at home. Seeing a bunch of gob sloshing is just gross. 3. Lesbians and toys. I don't want to see toys - I want girl-girl skin-on-skin, mouth-on-pussy pls. And the mroe tribbing the better! 4. Gapes. What's the point? I want an asshole to be tight around my dick, not flabby and loose. 5. Excessive reverse cowgirl. Ok we get it, your dick's up her ass. Let's move on to some good doggy style or pile driver.
I pretty much agree with everything you said, i hate those things too, except i dont care for role play..I like the casting type porn better. Like Pierre woodmans private castings or ed powers dirty debutantes, I love that kind of Porn. I hate fake acting and role playing. I really dislike BRAZZERS.
I hate jerk to pop.... Let the hottie take care of it. It's so much sexier. I avoid double vag/anal. I don't like watching guys wankers rubbing together. Would love to see more bush. Edited by - Zaxxx on 1/7/2012 4:45:24 PM
Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08
Posted - Jan 8 2012 : 6:55PM
Actually, there are really realtively very few scenes with hot stars covered in oil. I know, they have been among my very favorite types of scenes for over 3 decades. Also, it is the easiest thing to avoid. Just look at the back cover or read the title. Because there are so few of these scenes, oiling up is always going to be promoted when used. In fact, the problem is just the opposite. Photos or titles advertising oil scenes when the porn star is only partially oiled or oiled for only a small time during the scene. Furthermore, oil scenes are difficult to shoot, fueling the shortage of these scenes. Many directors will not shoot and many porn stars will not do them.
As for sex with a woman totally oiled up, there absolutely no difficulty in fucking if you know how to fuck. I can not believe anyone who has actually tried it would say that it is impossible to fuck hard. The only problems are no latex and moving around on one's feet (potentially dangerous). Oil has been my thing for a long time. I put vinyl coverings on beds, chairs and sofas. Also, I put an extra coat of oil on the vinyl surfaces so that the lady stays oiled upon contact. The only challenge is maintaining safe flooring.
What I have hated about porn for over 30 years is the lack of oil scenes, oil scenes without total coverage or oil scenes that do not stay oil scenes.
Multiple and intentional cock pull out and re-insertion pre cum shot I hate the "slip-out" or "pull-out" of a guys dick when in a B/G scene. For example in some scenes the guy will pull out his cock for what seems about 10 times and then re-insert it into the pussy or ass. I understand that the pull out will occur during position changes, adding lube, cumshot and sometimes it will slip out by accident. It's just that when the guy intentionally pulls out his cock and slaps it around the pussy or the ass cheeks constantly and then re-inserts. For heaven's sake it's a pussy/ass fuck the damn thing would you.
i hate the fact that not only in the so called milf/mature genre, but even in movies labelled as older/younger kind the male actor is very rarely young. 18-19 nineteen years old male performers are practically non-existent, at least in mainstream porn. So you see all the time milf movies with 30 years (or even olders) old actors pretending they are teenagers. It's like to call a movie "anal queens" and then in the movie there's no anal. If the fantasy involve older women and young guys, where are the young guys? And of course, i hate bad camera work, when a movie is all close ups it's a major disappointment even when there are my favorite actresses.
This is my rookie post here so I expect to be neglected or insulted. I´ve been watching porn for some years in many forms. At first by dirty magazines then renting and buying porn videos and in these days the best form of all, the internet. I like slutty natural women who can be anywhere between 20 and 45 years old and keep their bodies in good shape. Here is a top ten list of what I dislike in the pornscenes that comes from the main providers today. 1. Anal sex is rubbish. I have an asshole myself and if anal sex turned me on i ought to get some guy to fuck me. Another opinion is that most females don´t get turned on by anal as they do when having vaginal intercourse. It is easier for them to act without showing their feelings performing anal. 2. Hands in front of the female genitals. When I subscribe to access at any porn site I pay to see the action not ordinary hands that cover the show. 3. Pierced cunts and tattos very close by. Big tattoos on torso and breast as well. 5. Bad boob jobs. I prefer very tiny tits to boobs that looks artificial. But some boob jobs are well done and they don´t disturb me one bit. 4. Fake moaning from the female actor. But I like it very much when she speaks naughty to the cameraman/director. 5. When she has her eyes closed all the time during the sex. I wanna see her fuck and also see a bit of her soul. 6. Clothes on during the sex act. I prefer these girls nude. And I love when they do a genuine strip tease. 7. The cameraman/director doing a lousy job having wonderful models that leads to only another mediocre scene. 8. No feelings showed. This concerns mostly some of the most experienced models who acts cold as ice when performing today but some years ago when they were newcommers acted as real sweethearts. It is a pity though their bodies in most cases seems to be in top shape. 9. Bodies that are not fresh with boils pimples soars and not cleaned thoroughly. I can overlook with birthmarks and scars that is a part of life. 10. Subtitles. Who needs them. I think that I understand what happens even if they speak in japanese or in thai. These are my humble opinions. I enjoy good porn and want more of the natural explicit sex and less of that anal shit in porn. Edited by - pornomaniac on 1/11/2012 7:35:22 AM
Well, I love doing it in person, and anything that makes porn more real is A OK in my book. Doing this can make your partner purr, or cum, and none of that is bad. But to each his own I guess.
An image burning in her mind and between her thighs. 137 Posts 1/12
Posted - Jan 12 2012 : 3:47AM
The fake nature of big budget porn. I love porn with great production values but hate how fake it really is. I understand the fact that porn is supposed to be a fantasy, and some would say that I should just watch amateur stuff if I want "real" porn, but I can only take terrible lighting and bad angles for so long. So basically I want big budget porn with some real looking stars, no street walker make up, no terrible boob jobs, and no guys pulling out to get that money shot. Especially if that guy is jerking himself off, if the woman is involved and jerking the guy off than I am all for it. But, if it is just him for 5 minutes finishing up while she waits with her mouth wide open, I tune out. Ultimately I know non of this will ever truly happen, as the business seems set in its ways.
the use of more black women in scenes, get tired of always seeing latin/asian/whites in mainstream porn with the absence of black women. That's why i'm getting into french porn, they use more black girls in rotation with french and other races and the scenes are HOT (go Vince Banderos!)
Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08
Posted - Jan 21 2012 : 3:31PM
I most definitely agree, that is number one for me, it makes no sense. It's like the people in America who make porn are afraid of something about the mere presence of Black beauty.
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Posted - Jan 21 2012 : 3:42PM
What I hate the most are those girls who try to talk dirty. Sorry but you have to be a naturly dirty Talker like Tory Lane or Chelsea Zinn. If you try to talk diryt it often sounds fake. BTW Unknown Pervert love your avatar and the text with it
Give him his 15 minutes of shame...i mean fame.
