What are some things you HATE in porn? (page 36)

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Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - May 29 2017 : 4:21PM Bad porn. It's the major deal out there. It's what U get for loading free all the time. So I hate all the people jerking off to bad 30 second schmut out there, not appreciating good porn. They're like insects, and like the smart ass Immanuel Kant once said, they should be stabbed and crushed because they behave like fucking insects and therefore deserve to be hated for their behaviour. [Link]
copp901 New Member 4 Posts 5/17	Posted - May 29 2017 : 5:06PM I pretty much agree with the points in op's list....to me tatts are a blight on women (men too, its so fucking trendy and laughable, ohh did you get some Chinese characters or a stupid barbed wire thing? Stop appropriating others cultures and demeaning it all at the same time ffs) who already posses the perfect medium for display...the varied and interesting body types that I enjoy....it is like shitty graffiti on a pristine sculpture, say... David covered in spray paint...really? As for those of you who say those of us who like a smooth cunt are all pedos...well, fuck you...my wife is 50+ and there is nothing more she,( yes she you basement dwellers) likes than me shaving her and running my tongue all over her newly shaved pussy. Her choice, not mine. Is she a pedo? She wanted a titty job too, but I told her they were perfect just the way they are and...they still point to the sky.... [Link]
Seijuro Senior Member 1389 Posts 12/09	Posted - May 30 2017 : 5:16AM 1. Anal prolapsing 2. Schoolgirl outfits and dressing like kids in general 3. 90% of "squirting" scenes 4. Clear heels 5. Fish hooking [Link]
Schlossel Member 60 Posts 6/15	Posted - May 30 2017 : 10:56AM Gore Gore Girl wrote: Schlossel wrote: Music, fake incest scenarios or incest talk (like the girl saying daddy -.- ), romance, the girl faking too much/badly or saying the same shit over and over, Manuel Ferrara whispers, high production value (if i want to watch artful lightning i'll watch a real movie not porn...), bad makeup, too much deepthroat, softcore stuff, too much tattoos on girls, cuts to get a specific line from the girl (welivetogether does that often, it's awful), cuts to get to a specific position or action, fisheye porn, the camera guy interfering with the action in any way, bathroom scenes, lesbians scenes that involves stuffing huge toys in both girls asses, scenes where the girl looks desensitized like she's on drugs (and they often are) like in legalporno shoots, fake tits, bad plastic surgery... and probably a bunch of other stuff but that'll be all for now :) Edited by - Schlossel on 5/28/2017 6:42:01 AM Click to expand What, if anything, emerges unscathed as watchable for you? Click to expand I'm not saying that every scene that has one of the thing i listed would be unwatchable for me, i'm just saying i don't like it and will probably fast forward that moment or that it would be a bit of a turn off. Some i consider unwatchable like legalporno scenes for ex because it looks more like slaughterhouse stuff than porn but it's only my opinion. What i like basically is the girl(s) wears little makeup, no over the top production value and setup like in Tushy/Blacked/xart...etc, very little cuts, the girl enjoying herself and not obviously faking. There was some very good russian porn a few years back (like 5/6 years) that had a bunch of sites with lots of new fresh girls that was close to that but they killed the market with some restriction laws on porn. Edited by - Schlossel on 5/30/2017 10:57:56 AM [Link]

bad pizza Member life's to short to watch shitty porn 51 Posts 9/16	Posted - May 31 2017 : 1:28PM lol 35 pages of what you hate in porn,in reading some of the posts I wonder what some people "like in porn". [Link]
SP_Love Senior Member "Freaky Deakies Need Love Too" 1181 Posts 2/11	Posted - May 31 2017 : 1:44PM ^ There's a thread for that. Not nearly as popular though. That's the internets for ya; people love being negative. "Twist Your Head Around; It's All Around You" [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - May 31 2017 : 2:35PM Man buns 97% of the male "talent" Women not being nude (keeping stockings on is okay) when the fucking starts All white rooms male talent that thinks we're watching the scene just because of him "Dropping loads!" dirty feet on women outside scenes 15 minute set-ups (I LIKE a set-up but don't take all day about it) [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - May 31 2017 : 3:19PM ^ Preach! I agree with everything you mentioned! [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - May 31 2017 : 7:44PM I thought of a few more: Jordi El Niño Polla (I'm not into kiddie porn) Directors who think it's "artistic" to have the girls wear weird makeup and/or stupid hair styles Dimly lit porn. If I want to see shadowy porn I'll go look into my neighbor's windows Spitting on the girl's face Male "talent" that doesn't "listen" to what the girl wants. What I mean by that is: the "talent" not taking the girls physical cues or just plain not listening when the girl asks for something. I've seen so many scenes where the girl loudly states that she wants something (spanking, nipple play etc.) and the "talent" just ignores her. Male "talent" that can't either can't get hard or stay hard. Porn sets should have a "bullpen" like baseball does where if a "talent" can't get or stay hard a reliever who is warmed up is ready to come in and finish the scene. Nothing sucks more than watching some "talent" yanking on his meat like a jackhammer trying to get/stay hard. Scenes that run more than an hour. Come on I got things to do and people to see. Edited by - PornStarNamedBuckNaked on 5/31/2017 8:10:33 PM [Link]
StarGrek Deactivated User Under the moonlight. 1763 Posts 10/11	Posted - Jun 1 2017 : 6:37AM PornStarNamedBuckNaked wrote: ... Male "talent" that doesn't "listen" to what the girl wants. What I mean by that is: the "talent" not taking the girls physical cues or just plain not listening when the girl asks for something. I've seen so many scenes where the girl loudly states that she wants something (spanking, nipple play etc.) and the "talent" just ignores her. ... Click to expand I agree. I call and RE-RAISE!!! And the problem is not only in verbal stating but in gestures too. A woman might not say anything at all but her body speaks for her. There are several occasions when a beautiful model is reaching that precious genuine moment where she is in extended sexual verve and she just need a final push to reach blissfulness and for some utterly idiotic reason the male talent or the director fail to respond. I hate male talents in porn who have sexual communication problems or they are too selfish to care about their female partner, regardless if this is a porn stage and the girl is paid to be there. Sex is always sex and the people who exercise it should mutually enjoy it. Yes I know porn it is a show too but it gets a lot better when there is visible chemistry on the set. And there is no way to create chemistry without the actors/esses listening to one another. Meanwhile... Explore Sexuality! [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jun 1 2017 : 9:18AM ^ Yep. Also when the woman braces with her hand or pushes back/tries to control or limit depth and/or speed and the dude pushes her hand away. Instant quit for me. [Link]
Jado3Dhead Deactivated User 564 Posts 3/16	Posted - Jun 2 2017 : 12:19PM An email advertising of a DVD sale or a product with a performer who quit the industry about 2 years ago or more. Talk about false pretences. [Link]
sukebe123 Member 53 Posts 4/17	Posted - Jun 4 2017 : 11:24PM -POV scenes where they don't show penetration. This seems to happen a lot in incest Mom/son POV scenes. I especially hate where the female is supposed to be giving head. Sorry I wanna see penetration. -interview scenes where we are introduced to the female talent that go on too long or the guy asking questions asks dumb ass questions (looking at you MOMPOV) [Link]
Stickypickle Member 10 Posts 6/17	Posted - Jun 5 2017 : 1:43AM Lack of real lustful intimacy. Some of the best "authentic" looking shit is from amateur voyeurs. DFK, real sense of the people enjoying what they are doing. It's easier to fake intimacy when just fucking and masturbating, but really getting into some face sucking is going to be hard to fake, while fucking. [Link]

PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - Jun 5 2017 : 3:11PM I REALLY hate all this "hidden anal" that is being talked about in different threads on here!! Why is the anal being "hidden"? Who does that benefit? If you can't SEE the anal then how do you know it's HIDDEN? I think we need an X-Files type of investigation into this! Hey Trump, I pay taxes, get somebody in the NSA investigating this toot sweet! [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jun 7 2017 : 11:06AM ^ Dude, take a break or something. [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - Jun 7 2017 : 2:56PM ^ Nah, Coach I'm good. My arm feels great. I think I can go another 5 or 6 innings. But thanks for the concern! [Link]
draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09	Posted - Jun 8 2017 : 11:43AM PornStarNamedBuckNaked wrote: Man buns 97% of the male "talent" Women not being nude (keeping stockings on is okay) when the fucking starts All white rooms male talent that thinks we're watching the scene just because of him "Dropping loads!" dirty feet on women outside scenes 15 minute set-ups (I LIKE a set-up but don't take all day about it) Click to expand Man buns, they don't sound very tasty, or is that their hairstyle, or HMA.. hairy man ass? ;) HUGE fan of women not being nude when the fucking starts, makes it feel more real and sexually charged that she is so turned on and wants to get started leaving some articles of clothing still on, especially a top left on and pulled over or under tits. HUGE fan of outdoor scenes being a bit more sexually adventuress and the sun glistening off her sweaty body. Ten billion trillion zillion naked indoor scenes abound, we need more of both the above :) [Link]
Seijuro Senior Member 1389 Posts 12/09	Posted - Jun 8 2017 : 6:44PM Heavy porn makeup Seriously, porn has some of the most beautiful girls you will ever see so why do directors insist on using so much make up? [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - Jun 8 2017 : 7:24PM ^ To hide the ravages of meth? [Link]
Jado3Dhead Deactivated User 564 Posts 3/16	Posted - Jun 8 2017 : 9:12PM Performers who get forced to say ridiculous shit during scenes, like describing cum as protein. Fuck that! [Link]
SteveKub Member 78 Posts 9/13	Posted - Jun 10 2017 : 4:03PM 1. Condoms 2. Condoms 3. Excessive moaning. 4. Condoms 5. Excessive makeup 6. Condoms 7. Obviously fake tits 8. Condoms 9. Condoms [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - Jun 10 2017 : 6:39PM ^ Unless you're only watching scenes from Wicked 6 out of your 9 problems aren't hard to avoid. [Link]
Starry Eyes Senior Member In the Eye of Solitude 3958 Posts 6/17	Posted - Jun 10 2017 : 6:51PM Performers not respecting the boundaries of others. [Link]

Deathstars62 Deactivated User 365 Posts 11/15	Posted - Jun 16 2017 : 3:17AM Performers, male or female, talking too much during scenes (mainly why I enjoy Passion-HD so much) [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jun 16 2017 : 1:20PM ^ Passion HD is one of my least favorite companies. [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - Jun 16 2017 : 3:43PM ^ +1,000,000 [Link]
Seijuro Senior Member 1389 Posts 12/09	Posted - Jun 16 2017 : 5:11PM Seeing a picture or a clip of a hot girl and not being able to find out who the girl is or where the scene came from. [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08	Posted - Jun 17 2017 : 12:06AM ^ Seijuro that's what ADT is for! You come here with a pic and ask your fellow perverts to ID her! :) I think ID request threads in our star crossed forum have a pretty good rate of success. [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - Jun 17 2017 : 1:44PM ^ True. And if you ask someone for an ID and they give it to you remember to thank them in the thread. Sorry, but this is a pet peeve of mine. I recently ID a girl (who seems to have done only one scene) for someone and all I got was crickets. [Link]
draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09	Posted - Jun 18 2017 : 1:34AM killbillvol69 wrote: ^ Seijuro that's what ADT is for! You come here with a pic and ask your fellow perverts to ID her! :) I think ID request threads in our star crossed forum have a pretty good rate of success. Click to expand Have to repeat I think an ID request forum would be beneficial, as we also have many threads started in The Feature Side forum too, when the might people that are trying to identify a scene from the last 20 years too and then also have no idea where to post it.. As his post illustrates it is not clear we have that capability here, and as PornStarNamedBuckNaked said usually with a very high and fast rate of success, and perhaps having it as a top level forum would make it immediately clear that you can get IDs for movies, scenes, pornstars here? [Link]
draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09	Posted - Jun 18 2017 : 1:41AM Mind Control / Hypnosis vids where the girls looks mentally challenged instead of hypnotized. Some sites sometimes use contact lenses to show the effect which is great but understandably the girls can find them uncomfortable, but anything please is better than the cross-eyed stupid look, as I don't get pleasure out of that whatsoever. [Link]
P0rn Fan Member 11 Posts 11/16	Posted - Jun 18 2017 : 7:10AM Tattoos. Any clothing staying on for the entire scene. Guys that wont shut up. White sets. [Link]
Seijuro Senior Member 1389 Posts 12/09	Posted - Jun 18 2017 : 11:56AM ^^^^^ Thanks for the heads up killbillvol69 [Link]

Simple Simon Senior Member 12302 Posts 2/15	Posted - Jun 20 2017 : 7:49AM P0rn Fan wrote: Guys that wont shut up. Click to expand Yes. Yes. Yes! Director's, please take note. (But having said that, sometimes it's actually the director's that won't shut up.) [Link]
Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13	Posted - Jun 20 2017 : 10:56PM Sites with subpar video quality...I'm lookin' at you Gamma Entertainment sites (i.e. HardX and Evil Angel)! I mean, I love a lot of the stuff from HardX and Evil Angel, but their video quality is woefully inferior to the competition, whether you're talkin' about the Greg Lansky Network (Blacked/Tushy/Vixen) or other gonzo sites like Jules Jordan Video. [Link]
Leya Falcon's fan Member 776 Posts 12/14	Posted - Jun 21 2017 : 5:43PM when a girl did her first ever anal without anal creampie [Link]
JackSparrow Deactivated User 7235 Posts 7/11	Posted - Jun 22 2017 : 11:50AM lately the overuse of male talent that either are heavy over tattooed or look like stolen from muscle beach or both combined. [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - Jun 22 2017 : 2:28PM ^ That's interesting. Over the years of watching porn, I've gotten more and more use to seeing tatts but some of the current male "talent" have some really, really bad ink. Bad like they pick an object at random and ask the tattooist to close their eyes while doing the inking. [Link]
buttophile Member 7 Posts 6/16	Posted - Jun 22 2017 : 8:11PM Men. If I never saw or heard a man in a video again, I'd be very happy. [Link]
draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09	Posted - Jun 23 2017 : 12:40AM PornStarNamedBuckNaked wrote: ^ That's interesting. Over the years of watching porn, I've gotten more and more use to seeing tatts but some of the current male "talent" have some really, really bad ink. Bad like they pick an object at random and ask the tattooist to close their eyes while doing the inking. Click to expand The dude with alphabet soup in large letters all over his leg is one of the worst and most distracting. I've never understood the random scatter gun approach to getting tats? Are they drunk when they get them, don't have any myself but its their skin for life you think they would take more care in their approach?? [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jun 23 2017 : 7:47AM ^ I actually know someone who got a tat and half way through realized the tattoo artist was wasted. The tattoo came out about as well as you might expect and the person does not wear short sleeves anymore... [Link]
2bollocks Senior Member 3587 Posts 3/10	Posted - Jun 23 2017 : 2:13PM Some of the descriptions of scenes. What does it mean when the girl is 'cleaning his cock'. Does he have smegma building up or something. [Link]
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - Jun 23 2017 : 2:54PM draghixafan wrote: The dude with alphabet soup in large letters all over his leg is one of the worst and most distracting. Click to expand YES! That guy is the poster boy for what I'm talking about. I can't watch that guy in a scene. Even if Ashley Adams (my favorite girl) did a scene with him I would skip it. [Link]
Jackie Treehorn Member It'll knock both your eyes out! 311 Posts 3/04	Posted - Jun 23 2017 : 6:23PM One of the worst looking ones was that guy that had a bullet belt tattoo on his leg. It just screams "I'm a tool". [Link]
Simple Simon Senior Member 12302 Posts 2/15	Posted - Jun 24 2017 : 9:45AM ^ I thought it was meant to scream: "I'm a gun". [Link]
bumblaster Senior Member 4881 Posts 4/12	Posted - Jun 24 2017 : 2:49PM The whole "rub my dick with your feet" parts in blowbangs. I get that there is no fucking as it's a blowbang and dudes need something to do but seeing dude after dude rubbing their dicks on the girl's feet distracts me from the stars of the show: the girl and the blowbang. I wish they'd save those antics for foot fetish videos. [Link]
Seijuro Senior Member 1389 Posts 12/09	Posted - Jun 26 2017 : 11:58PM When the guy refuses to help a girl out with her hair when she's giving him a BJ [Link]
Huka1331 Member 148 Posts 12/15	Posted - Jun 30 2017 : 10:03PM I hate GANGBANG I dont see anything enjoyable about GANGBANG that my Opinion [Link]
Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13	Posted - Jun 30 2017 : 10:27PM ^ Well, it's a good thing you're not in charge. [Link]