What are some things you HATE in porn? (page 3)

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wolvie667 Deactivated User 4467 Posts 4/11	Posted - Jan 21 2012 : 5:04PM What I also hate is that Punk girls in porn are almost everytime putt in S&M movies. For putting punk girls in regular porn I loive Joanna Angel for doing this. [Link]
draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09	Posted - Jan 23 2012 : 7:25PM When girls don't let the facial finish and bring their hands up to their face to early, and is often after a first big blast. Especially if as often the case it turns out to be a big load, then instead of seeing it go all over her pretty face and open mouth her hands get in the way, block the view and get most of it. Edited by - draghixafan on 1/23/2012 7:52:49 PM [Link]
ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09	Posted - Jan 23 2012 : 7:48PM I hate all these close up angles of just holes being fucked with no face in the shot. I hate how everything is all nude during sex. Clothes make a woman look sexy, that's why they spend so much on it! I hate how there is no groping over the clothes and no anticipation of sex. I hate how there is very little to no mouth kissing. I hate how so many new porn stars are just loaded up with tattoos and look so trashy. I hate how it's so hard to find porn with backstory/roleplay/plots you can relate to. I hate all these features that have interesting back stories but are full of fake breasts and condoms. I hate hearing a guy's voice more than a girls voice during a sex scene. SHUT UP. I hate seeing a girl play an innocent teen but she has clit piercings/tatoos/a boob job. Get real. I hate how porn stars just moan during scenes and rarely to never say anything sexy. No dirty talk! I hate that they never manage to keep a good full body angle long enough to enjoy it. I hate how nearly all scenes are on a couch or bed. I hate how it's always the same boring positions and angles that I can never get off to. I hate how women rarely smile or look happy during sex. I hate seeing extreme close ups of acned/razor bumped/scaley skin on the face, ass, etc. Stop it! I hate blowjob only, toy only, mast. only, lesbian scenes mixed in. What a let down/wasted scene. I hate seeing short scenes. I used to like more scenes. Now I'd prefer 4 awesome longer scenes then 6 shorter mediocre ones. I agree with all this except I word replace 'hate' with 'dislike' because if the girl is hot enough none of this matters much to me. Also, I like the girl to be completely nude at some point and I prefer her to be all nude at some point when blowing. [Link]
Digmen1 Member 629 Posts 7/07	Posted - Jan 24 2012 : 2:09AM yes I dislike Bald guys Guys that have weak cum shots - save it up Fake boobs that are too big. Gonzo with the same old routine, bj, fuck on couch, cowgirl, rev c girl, taste it, comes on her face while she kneels. [Link]

bootymeister Senior Member Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08	Posted - Jan 24 2012 : 5:35PM RandomPrecision wrote: ... I never get tired of complaining about these things.... ... 3. Bad color. Skin should look exactly like it does in real life. Pale girls are not a turn off for men who like pale girls. ... Anyway, the color should be neutral. Things should look as close to what they really do as possible. 4. Over/under exposure. I would hope that most of the cameras these guys are using has exposure control. No excuse really. It's not that hard. ... Click to expand To all of those people who produce porn, picture quality is your friend. Sometimes one has to choose between too much red or too much yellow. Other times one has to choose, which performer to adujust to true color, only one will have true color while the other person or people have strange color. Also, a carry over from VHS unfotunately, when the two cameras used have different color, one has to adjust the color so that either camera one or camera two has true color. On some DVDs it is impossible to get the color right. Some companies and directors routinely produce good color. Other companies and directors routinely produce poor color. Do these people ever view the final product? [Link]
Quorrl Senior Member 2835 Posts 3/11	Posted - Jan 25 2012 : 4:55AM Porn users (so-called "fans") who never quit bitching and complaining. [Link]
balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10	Posted - Jan 26 2012 : 9:56AM I rather use the word dislike instead of "hate": I dislike all that spitting thing and cumswapping, it ruins the mood totally for me I dislike fake boobs, sure that some women don't have big breast, but some plastic surgery ruins totally ther body I dislike tatoos, the bigger, the uglier I dislike hairy pussies (but that's a personal mania) I dislike fake moans, some performers screams of supposed pleasure are very annoying I dislike piercings I dislike cut scenes, sometiems you are watching the real thing and suddenly is edited for a better angle or other occult reason, if so, just add them as extra scenes in dvd/br or shell an "uncut" movie/director version I dislike messy sex, dirty doesn't mean unclean I dislike that the male actor wears a condom all the scene to wear it off after ejaculation and drops the content in his female performer, you have to use all the scene or not at all any other option is useless if we are talking about safety [Link]
mkbaraco New Member 4 Posts 1/12	Posted - Jan 27 2012 : 6:25PM I hate that scenes never START with straight vaginal sex. There's always got to be a blowjob first--I hate this. I hate Anal. I hate when the girls wear ridiculous amounts of makeup. I like no makeup, or when it isn't obvious makeup is on. I hate hair on genitals. I hate fake breasts. I hate plastic surgery and how people look when they get it. I hate circumcised penises. Edited by - mkbaraco on 1/28/2012 10:50:55 AM [Link]
Digmen1 Member 629 Posts 7/07	Posted - Jan 27 2012 : 9:59PM To all of those people who produce porn, picture quality is your friend. Sometimes one has to choose between too much red or too much yellow. Other times one has to choose, which performer to adujust to true color, only one will have true color while the other person or people have strange color. Also, a carry over from VHS unfotunately, when the two cameras used have different color, one has to adjust the color so that either camera one or camera two has true color. On some DVDs it is impossible to get the color right. Some companies and directors routinely produce good color. Other companies and directors routinely produce poor color. Do these people ever view the final product? Click to expand Yes I hate those movies that have a red cast over everything. Haven't they ever looked at their final product. Also many of the early Booty Talk videos had a very yellow cast. [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - Jan 27 2012 : 10:02PM I hate seeing the intro in a porn movie that goes through all the performers and shows you a bit of each scene/cum shots etc. [Link]
charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09	Posted - Jan 28 2012 : 9:32AM I hate VOD prices. It could be so much cheaper than making and mailing dvds, but it's several times more expensive. [Link]
Hodel Deactivated User 462 Posts 12/11	Posted - Jan 28 2012 : 10:47AM VOD is cheap. I skip thru the vid and rarely watch more than 10 minutes. Plus, I can tell from screen caps if I even want to watch. Usually, I don't. [Link]
Jonny Jay Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09	Posted - Jan 28 2012 : 10:47AM ^Always used ADT's VOD myself and found the prices pretty good especially the classics and the 48hr option. Link [Link]
titguy Member Tits Are The Sustenance of Life 46 Posts 10/11	Posted - Jan 28 2012 : 11:08AM jetpacksam wrote: I Hate Couch Sex - The Most Over Used Prop In The Industry Not Named Stripper Heels I Hate Stunt Dick Orgasm Face - no Hetro Male gives a S**t what face the stunt dick makes when he orgasms. I Hate Bald Pussy. It's Supposed To Have Hair On It. I Hate Lack Of Tan Lines. I Hate Fake Tits {Rebeca Linares Ruined Herself,Unfortunately She Isn't Alone} Reply, with my likes and dislikes: 1. Couch fucking and stripper heels: Agree 2. Stunt dick orgasm face: Agree 3. Bald pussy: I love it! I HATE hairy pussies. 4. Lack of tan lines: Agree 5. Fake tits. Disagree. I love BIG tits, whether real or fake (so long as the fake tits are not bolt-ons.) I especially hate: 1. Fat chicks; body-builder chicks; suicide/goth/tat chicks; biker chicks; 2. Porn chicks who grimace or frown, and never smile. (Fuck, it's porn! At least PRETEND to be having fun.) 3. Phony moaning. I love: 1. First and foremost, beautiful faces, and genuine smiles; 2. Shapely tits (whether big or small) 3. Lots of cum in mouth, cum on tongue, and cum swallowing; 4. Ass fucking and anal creampies. [Link]

LawrenceSingleton Member Pornosexual 52 Posts 6/09	Posted - Jan 29 2012 : 7:42AM Overly elaborate costumes/hair/makeup/set decorations like Jay Sin keeps doing. Ass jiggling. Performers paying more attention to the camera than to each other. Performers yelling "Shit!" during sex. When I'm watching a chick get fucked in the ass, that is the last word I want in my head. In a scene with more girls than cocks, when the girl who's not currently getting fucked is moaning as if she is getting fucked. Broken English. I'd rather girls with poor English skills just stick to their own language during their scenes and leave the practice for when they're off-camera. That way I can pretend that they're better actresses. [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08	Posted - Jan 29 2012 : 10:58AM LawrenceSingleton wrote: Overly elaborate costumes/hair/makeup/set decorations like Jay Sin keeps doing. Performers paying more attention to the camera than to each other. In a scene with more girls than cocks, when the girl who's not currently getting fucked is moaning as if she is getting fucked. Click to expand Yes! I hate these 3 things so much. I've ranted about my hatred for all of these on various occasions on ADT. The first one I've grudgingly come to accept as just being for someone else's taste and not my own. But the second and third points, when I see those I don't think "oh that's just not my thing", I think that I'm watching a genuinely bad porn scene. [Link]
netsex Member 25 Posts 7/11	Posted - Jan 29 2012 : 2:19PM I hate when girls don't suck the balls in a blowjob. I hate when the girls don't play with the foreskin in a handjob or blowjob if the guy has one. I hate fake tits, really. I hate when girls change their hair color. Really I like natural girls. I hate when girls aren't really happy during their scene. I want to feel they take pleasure. I hate the short or poor cumshots. It's porn industry, guys have big dick, they must have powerful cumshots. [Link]
ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09	Posted - Jan 29 2012 : 5:03PM Somebody mentioned "stunt dick". I don't think 'hate' is a strong enough word to describe the way I feel about FreaksOfCock [Link]
LawrenceSingleton Member Pornosexual 52 Posts 6/09	Posted - Jan 30 2012 : 3:21AM That reminds me...I am a really big fan of the fisting/large insertion subgenre, so one of my biggest pet peeves is when, in a scene/series based entirely around large insertions, the insertions end up being very shallow compared to the actual length of the inserted object. Especially when, as is so often the case, such a big deal is made of the fact that the toy is as long as the performer's forearm or some other ridiculous length. It's irritating to be teased with that when ultimately, the bulk of the thing is just going to end up as a glorified handle. Having so much leftover length makes what might otherwise have been a fairly large insertion(considering the girth of these objects) seem smaller and less impressive by comparison. I'd rather the toy be sized such that at least 50% of it actually ends up inside an orifice(though obviously the ideal is balls deep). Though even in the absence of impractically long dildos, I think some performers, by virtue of their limited skill/physiology, probably shouldn't have been cast in these sorts of scenes in the first place. Edited by - LawrenceSingleton on 1/30/2012 3:22:23 AM [Link]
ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08	Posted - Jan 30 2012 : 9:02AM LawrenceSingleton wrote: Though even in the absence of impractically long dildos, I think some performers, by virtue of their limited skill/physiology, probably shouldn't have been cast in these sorts of scenes in the first place. Click to expand Supply and demand. There are insufficient number of performers who are capable of doing monster toys, as compared to the number of such scenes the producers crank out. JM Productions is probably the most guilty of this practice, with ridiculously huge dildos pictured on the boxcover and barely any insertion depth into the performers. Edited by - ninja1 on 1/30/2012 9:10:09 AM [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - Jan 30 2012 : 7:43PM Thumbs in girls asses...doggie style vag and the guy puts his thumb in the girls ass,maybe im not a thumb person but i hate it for some reason lol.Index finger yes,2 or 3 fingers yes..a thumb,a motherfucking thumb..no thank you.Maybe the guy thinks he is banging a lesbian and is a modern day Hans Brinker(thumb in a dyke). [Link]
wolvie667 Deactivated User 4467 Posts 4/11	Posted - Jan 31 2012 : 2:08AM 3. Lots of cum in mouth, cum on tongue, and cum swallowing; Click to expand Then you must love Annette Schwartz Titguy. I once watched a GGG movie with an asian girl in it, but she wouldn't let teh guys cum in her face and that is the whole idea of GGG Edited by - wolvie667 on 1/31/2012 2:09:14 AM [Link]
Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03	Posted - Feb 12 2012 : 2:30PM Two more: Women with so much eye makeup that they look like raccoons. Close-up shots, camera angles, and makeup that conspire to reveal, at best, less-than-smooth skin, and, at worst, bumps and pits that I'd prefer to not intrude on my fantasy. [Link]
Zaxxx Member 96 Posts 1/12	Posted - Feb 12 2012 : 3:45PM Stepping on the pornobabes head while fuckin her. Spitting in the pornorbabes mouth. [Link]

bellend Deactivated User 570 Posts 9/09	Posted - Feb 12 2012 : 4:14PM I hate: Bald pussies. Fake tits. Women without wide hips. Lesbian & Gay porn. Anal sex. [Link]
wolvie667 Deactivated User 4467 Posts 4/11	Posted - Feb 22 2012 : 3:08AM What I hate is when they do a close-up of the mouth or ass and you see blackheads, warths and pimples. [Link]
Peoples Temple Member People tell lies my friend. Some people like publicity. I don't like publicity. 674 Posts 5/11	Posted - Feb 22 2012 : 12:01PM Too much makeup is being used on the girls today. The people applying the makeup are clueless. A touch of makeup is fine but they apply globs of it to the girls and is does not make them look more attractive. It has the opposite effect. When a young woman is very attractive she does not even need makeup. It is for older women and to conceal blemishes or skin issues. [Link]
wolvie667 Deactivated User 4467 Posts 4/11	Posted - Feb 22 2012 : 1:29PM wolvie667 wrote: What I hate is when they do a close-up of the mouth or ass and you see blackheads, warths and pimples. Click to expand Good example is the Annie Cruz bookworm Bitches clip on the Naughty America site [Link]
mdt424 Member 8 Posts 10/12	Posted - Oct 15 2012 : 10:18PM Most the time a guy is watching porn he's jacking off...WHY THE HELL DO I WANT TO WATCH HIM JACK OFF ON A GIRL?!!! Creampies & cumming in a girls mouth in what I like to see. I can watch myself jackoff anytime I want. [Link]
Meatn2veg New Member 3 Posts 7/11	Posted - Oct 16 2012 : 11:25AM I agree with most of what has been said and a few of mine that I think spoils all the effort. When the girl is opening her mouth ready to receive and the spanner can't aim his dick accurately so it misses her completely. She has her mouth open and it dribbles out on her tits. Gills who wear plain black or solid coloured knickers... and girls who wear unsexy underwear, there is lots of sexy bras and knickers out there and they wear their work undies, what is wrong with some see through so we can see those lovely pussy lips? Girls and shemales that take panties off too quickly. Guys who have done too many shoots and ejaculates less liquid than would cover a finger nail. Girls who keep their t shirt on. 3 somes with two girls and the one that isn't getting fucked or sucked is just watching. Girls like Eva who scream so much I have to turn the volume down, I have heard her neighbours have complained about here screaming too much during sex ! I hate seeing guys who take their jeans/keks/trousers/pants off to reveal they are riding commando. It is fairly obvious they are like lots of guys who wear panties/knickers/thongs so it would be good to see one brave enuff to keep them on and reveal them to the girl he is about to fuck. I also hate melon boobs, hairy snatch, licking a guys ass, gaping pussy and ass, comedy pained look as the guy cums and the guys moaning when they cum too. Too many directors leave the actors to do what they want when they should be telling them what to do. Mason is my current favourite Dir. I would like to see a lots of guys fucking and cumming inside a girl one after the other, three girls jerking a guy who is lying on his back and when he cums they put their tongues around his dick as it spurts up over their faces, girls jerking the guys off, guys who can fuck till they withdraw and cum over her without jerking off. [Link]
Allbusiness Deactivated User THE CLOTHED COLOSSUS!! RULER OF FEMALE FLESH!!! 296 Posts 3/12	Posted - Oct 17 2012 : 4:38PM [1]NO CMNF SEX SITES!!!!!! A long time ago i was on the naughty america forum. And i suggested it to them. And i was instantly shot-down. They said it was outside the companies target audience. And said it wouldnt work. One word came to mind about that. GOD THESE PEOPLE ARE BORING!!!!!! I think it would of been an interesting web site. And they would have been the first to do the genre. Sometimes you dont always have to play it safe. Its good for you to dip ones feet in exotic waters. And sex doesnt get more extotic/erotic and sexually charged than cmnf sex. When only the woman is naked/barefoot during sex. She really comes alive. Her body stands-out so much more. It enhances her vulnerabilities and her strengths. Sometimes its the naked woman hat can be in-charge and in-control of the fully clothed man. I love it when it looks like the cmnf element was insisted upon by the woman. And i love the opposite. A fully clothed man just fucking the hell out of a naked woman. Just because her can! [2]Anal sex. The vagina is a wonderful thing. Its the best thing ever created. The dick and the vagina make wonderful dance partners. Its what makes her-her. And what makes him-him. connecting like lock and key. The dick has to be forced into the anus. Proving maybe it wasnt meant to go there. Plus vaginas bloom like flowers. And they contain that sweet & butter like substance called female cum. It drips from her like honey from a hive. And the anus all you get is...SHIT!!!!!!!! And shit aint sexy. I cant be convinced otherwise. [Link]
geralt Member 495 Posts 7/11	Posted - Oct 23 2012 : 1:39PM rosebuding, especially total pelvic floor collapse style with half the intestines falling. [Link]
Purrfect Deepthroat Member I ALWAYS swallow! 7 Posts 10/12	Posted - Oct 23 2012 : 3:30PM "That almost every scene has to invariably end with the guy abruptly pulling out and starting fapping frantically," This. If we wanted to watch a male masturbation scene, we'd have bought one. No one has sex like this in real life (unless they are trying to imitate porn). If the girl is hot, she will make the guy cum. We listen to our fans and our cumshots are deep in the girl's throat. We've only had one or 2 negative comments or accusations of faking it, by far the majority appreciates our total dedication to quality deep throat without compromise. [Link]
scotlandthebrave Member 57 Posts 8/12	Posted - Oct 23 2012 : 6:22PM I hate boring guys who have six packs. I'm sick of seeing the same guy get with really hot girls - thats why i liked the jurassic cock series until it stopped updating! [Link]

draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09	Posted - Oct 23 2012 : 7:12PM Pete Zaface wrote: Women with so much eye makeup that they look like raccoons. Click to expand Peoples Temple wrote: Too much makeup is being used on the girls today. The people applying the makeup are clueless. A touch of makeup is fine but they apply globs of it to the girls and is does not make them look more attractive. It has the opposite effect. Click to expand I actually really like raccoon eyes if done properly ie. minimally, which probably is not the extreme you mean, but like Jasmine Black here is imo perfect. A great example of too much makeup is Isis Taylor here with her clown getup. Edited by - draghixafan on 10/23/2012 11:55:29 PM [Link]
Deckard5254 Member 29 Posts 5/07	Posted - Dec 15 2012 : 3:35PM When the girl takes off her heels or boots Douchebag looking guys with six-packs Tattoos on pretty girls Raccoon eyes Girls who grimace and snarl too much Guys who cum a tiny load Pretty girls who stay away from interracial Websites that don't separate shemale vs girl with shemale vs guy. (Yuk. Big difference!) Pretty girls who won't do fan-fuck videos Pretty girls who won't let some ugly toad get ontop of her (because its kinda funny!). Girls who yank their panties off way too early Girls that won't eat out a girl/guys ass. Girls who skip nut-licking during blow-jobs (should be required!) Girls who don't have thier men finish in their open mouths (the way it should be!) Pretty girls who won't fuck a dyke or a sleazy veteran Girls who won't 'slum it', doing gonzo, amateur, IR or gangbang. [Link]
scenic Member 46 Posts 12/12	Posted - Dec 15 2012 : 10:58PM When the girl takes off her heels or boots - that's the director, not the girl. Douchebag looking guys with six-packs - thank god for them, women watch porn too! Tattoos on pretty girls - personal taste Raccoon eyes - I agree Girls who grimace and snarl too much - personal taste Guys who cum a tiny load - you could do better, right? Pretty girls who stay away from interracial - absolutely her choice, get over it. Websites that don't separate shemale vs girl with shemale vs guy. (Yuk. Big difference!). If you're looking then it's up to you to find what you want - the same as straight porn. Pretty girls who won't do fan-fuck videos - why should they? Pretty girls who won't let some ugly toad get ontop of her (because its kinda funny!). Would you? Just cause she's in porn doesn't mean she should have to fuck anyone she doesn't want to. Girls who yank their panties off way too early - Blame the director, not the girl. Girls that won't eat out a girl/guys ass. Personal preference. Girls who skip nut-licking during blow-jobs (should be required!) - again it's the director or the girl doesn't want to do it Girls who don't have thier men finish in their open mouths (the way it should be!). Why should she just cause you like it? Pretty girls who won't fuck a dyke or a sleazy veteran. Goes without saying it's her choice. Girls who won't 'slum it', doing gonzo, amateur, IR or gangbang. Would you? Porn girls have their limits as much as anyone. Would you want to have 5 guys do you up the ass? I'm thinking not, so why expect it from anyone else? Just cause they work in porn doesn't mean they should be happy to do whatever some guy wanking in his bedroom when his wife's asleep wants her to do! [Link]
Tempi New Member 2 Posts 2/13	Posted - Mar 10 2013 : 4:59PM There is a lot of things I could probably come up with that I think are irritating, but the 5 things off the top of my head that I dislike the most: 5) Lack of specific fetish. Yes, I know rule 34. However out of the thousands of fetishes out there, most porn only loosly caters to any given fetish for a minute or two, then the rest of the scene is more or less interchangable with any of the other billion scenes out there. I get the economics of it, where there isn't a lot of money in one given scene/movie and that quantity trumps quality, and where everything needs to appeal to a wide an audience as possible. But that also means that if your particualar fetish you are looking for doesn't fall in the top 10 or so fetishes of the moment.. there truely is very limited amounts of what you are looking for out there. 4) Removing sexy/kinky lingerie/swimsuit/outfit/etc. I use the term "sexy/kinky" very loosly because for the most part, even in porn, I find most "sexy/kinky" lingerie out there rather tame 99 out of a 100 times. But regardless, why is it that the woman starts out wearing some "sexy" lingerie... only to have it removed from her body 30 seconds later? If she looks sexy wearing it before the "sex" starts, she damn well looks just as sexy being fucked while wearing it. So why does the woman always need to be stripped completely naked within 30 seconds? Leave the damn lingerie/latex/leather/sling bikini on! 3) Lack of grabbing/squeezing/licking/sucking/etc. the woman's tits. Ok, something I really don't understand. Real, fake, whatever your preference, so many woman in porn have these incredible tits, yet the male largely leaves them unattended through 99 percent of the scene. Ok,occasionally you might get a 2 second grab, and on a rare occasion, you might see some titty fucking, but for the most part, the woman's tits are untouched throughout the whole scene. I don't know how a guy can even keep his hands off them??? I want to see the guys hands all over the woman, often it would appear that he's practically afraid to touch her. Let's see some some serious grabbing, squeezing, sucking of those tits! 2) Guy jerking off to finish. Do I need to say more? Guy is fucking an incredibly hot woman, and he has to jerk off for who knows how long (often because there is a cut) to be able to cum? Really? Granted, I've never performed on a porn set, surrounded by people, etc. etc. all the potential distractions and such. But come on. One, I want to see the guy cum because the woman is driving him insane with lust and he can't contain himself. I.e., he absolutly looses it. Hell, I would rather see a scene that only lasts 5 minutes because the girl is absolutely driving the guy crazy and he can't take it and looses control, than to see a 45 minute long scene where the guy has to jack himself off to finish. Two, I want the woman to finish the guy off, weither he has to pull out to cum, or she's sucking him off to cum, or titty fucking him till he cums, or she's stroking him to orgasm or whatever, I just don't want to see the guy HAVE to finish himself off. And once he starts to cum, I want to see the woman take control of his cock and milk every last drop of cum from his balls, not watching the guy sit there and jack off to a passive woman sitting there just letting it land on her face. I want to see eagerness and entusiasm in the woman as she milks his balls dry at the thought driving HER wild of that she's she's done to him to have made him cum. 1) Lack of passion/chemistry/lust/intensity. There are those porn stars who seem to really bring it to most of their scenes, or to at least be able to fake it enough to make the scene enjoyable to watch, even if there isn't any real passion/chemistry she's feeling with the male performer. And again, I get it, there isn't enough money in porn to shoot for a week to edit it down to one 30 minute scene. Shooting for an hour or two is edited down to a 30 minute scene is the norm and that what you get. More often than not it's quantity over quality. But when it's there, when two people are comfortable with each other, and there's a true chemsitry and passion between them, you can just feel it. You can almost taste it. And boy oh boy, when it's there, the most basic vanilla missionary position sex, filmed poorly with poor lighting and about everything else you could possibly do wrong, and you still end up with a scene that is light years beyond 99% of what's out there. I wish that producers would use this as a guiding principle in whatever they are filming. Choosing female and male talent based primarily on who really want to work together, and putting them together. Like, finding out what male talent the girl really wants to work with, get the male talent all fired up days ahead of time of how badly said female wants to work with him, let her flirt with him for days before the shoot, and then get them together and just record the fireworks. When the passion/lust/chemistry is there, it's so important to truely filming something amazing, that as long as you have this ingredient, you're going to film something truely worth filming. If I were filming porn, that would be the first question I would ask the female talent I wanted to shoot "What guy do you most enjoy working with?" or "Whom do you want to work with most that you haven't yet?" And I would get that guy. Granted, I don't shoot porn, and I'm sure there are a dozen reasons why this is easier said that done. But if I couldn't accomplish that, then I wouldn't feel I was filming something worth my time to film. [Link]
LawrenceSingleton Member Pornosexual 52 Posts 6/09	Posted - Mar 11 2013 : 7:44PM -Speculums. -Too many close-ups, not enough full body shots. -Fake g/g cunnilingus/analingus, where the girl's either licking the air or merely licking around the orifice she's supposed to be licking. This would be okay if the performers and the production staff were actually working together to make it look convincing, like the simulated sex scenes throughout mainstream film, but for the most part, it seems like they just don't give a damn. I'd rather the performer just lick where she's supposed to lick, but if the performers aren't willing to go along with that, and they can't be replaced with someone who will, then they should either leave the oral out of the scene altogether or shoot it in such a way as to not make the fakeness so incredibly obvious. Letting me even see what the tongue is, or rather, isn't doing, is a bad enough idea as it is. Showing me actual close-ups of it is just stupid. [Link]
XCollector All-Star Member 127 Posts 4/07	Posted - Mar 11 2013 : 8:22PM The following comments are redundant. Obsessive close-ups and low angles. Fake tits. I hope that directors will read these postings. Furthermore, I strongly believe that the primary reason porn sales are down is because video companies have little regard for their customers. [Link]
toohornyguy Member 25 Posts 8/10	Posted - Mar 12 2013 : 6:31AM I hate body fluids [Link]
bukkake79 Member 129 Posts 6/11	Posted - Mar 12 2013 : 9:03AM I saw a scene recently called "Lauren My Whore Roomate" from College Rules. The scene would be great except one of the two guys fucking her CONSTANTLY looked directly into the camera. The guy was obviously some amateur, which is fine, but I think the director really needed to tell him how to do this thing properly. [Link]
BlueNose Member 20 Posts 2/13	Posted - Mar 12 2013 : 11:41AM I Hate rough or violent stuff I Hate fake boobs I Hate cream pies I Hate gangbangs And I Hate most of all poor or cheap video quality [Link]
Killer John Member i love sucking balls scenes 216 Posts 4/13	Posted - May 2 2013 : 1:16PM i hate when girls dont swallow properly i hate when girls do less work on balls i hate when girls leave dicks after orgasm without taking cum fully. i hate when girls scream during fucking. i hate when girls always performing anal scenes. [Link]
Brummie Senior Member 3389 Posts 1/09	Posted - May 2 2013 : 1:27PM I dislike the casting scenes where the girl sits on a sofa and is asked stupid questions then after five minutes the naked guy comes in from the side and the action starts. Seen one you've seen them all IMO. [Link]
Danger Josh Member I've been in the Danger Zone! 385 Posts 4/13	Posted - May 2 2013 : 7:21PM tankdog wrote: Lately I've been really disappointed by modern or current porn out there. Sometimes I feel like there really isn't any porn out there for me that is genuinely erotic and shot well. I'm curious as to who shares my views on certain things. What do you hate? I hate all these close up angles of just holes being fucked with no face in the shot. I hate how everything is all nude during sex. Clothes make a woman look sexy, that's why they spend so much on it! I hate how there is no groping over the clothes and no anticipation of sex. I hate how there is very little to no mouth kissing. I hate how so many new porn stars are just loaded up with tattoos and look so trashy. I hate how it's so hard to find porn with backstory/roleplay/plots you can relate to. I hate all these features that have interesting back stories but are full of fake breasts and condoms. I hate hearing a guy's voice more than a girls voice during a sex scene. SHUT UP. I hate seeing a girl play an innocent teen but she has clit piercings/tatoos/a boob job. Get real. I hate how porn stars just moan during scenes and rarely to never say anything sexy. No dirty talk! I hate that they never manage to keep a good full body angle long enough to enjoy it. I hate how nearly all scenes are on a couch or bed. I hate how it's always the same boring positions and angles that I can never get off to. I hate how women rarely smile or look happy during sex. I hate seeing extreme close ups of acned/razor bumped/scaley skin on the face, ass, etc. Stop it! I hate blowjob only, toy only, mast. only, lesbian scenes mixed in. What a let down/wasted scene. I hate seeing short scenes. I used to like more scenes. Now I'd prefer 4 awesome longer scenes then 6 shorter mediocre ones. Edited by - tankdog on Nov 27 2011 Click to expand I agree with most of your comments. [Link]
bumblaster Senior Member 4881 Posts 4/12	Posted - May 3 2013 : 4:01PM I really hate not having a good full body shot of the girls during scenes. I also really HATE cackling/laughing etc. during gangbang scenes or scenes where there's a group watching (some of those C0llege Rule$ scenes annoy me sometimes). And I especially dislike high fives between "buds/bros/brahs" during scenes. Edited by - bumblaster on 5/3/2013 4:02:02 PM Edited by - bumblaster on 5/3/2013 4:04:18 PM [Link]
bootymeister Senior Member Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08	Posted - May 4 2013 : 6:25AM bumblaster wrote: I really hate not having a good full body shot of the girls during scenes. ... Click to expand Such a scene is a total dud. In general, there should be full body shots throughout the scene. [Link]
Wierdo Member 226 Posts 3/13	Posted - May 5 2013 : 5:37AM This obsession with big fake tits. I don't think it ever makes a girl look hotter. Casey Cumz has had her tits enlarged now gone from 32 to 34DD or something. For me it is always small natural tits > big fake tits. [Link]
Cupid Stunt Senior Member Luton Piss On Watford... Tis True 1352 Posts 4/08	Posted - May 5 2013 : 5:41AM ^ + 1. *Natural* tits all the way. [Link]