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Secret Guy
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10/17
Posted - Aug 26 2018 : 11:57AM
I've recently started got into peeing scenes, only when the pee looks like water. Watching Tina Kay guzzling it with so much enthusiasm is amazing to see.
Which Gangbangs have you watched that doesn't have anal?
SgtSausage
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Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - Aug 26 2018 : 12:22PM
this should be law
ISD88
Member

333 Posts
6/18
Posted - Aug 26 2018 : 3:10PM
^^ Can't name them off the top of my head, but I know I've seen gangbang scenes like this. IMO, selling a scene as a gangbang when there is no DP (which implies anal) is tantamount to fraud, because while strictly speaking it's still a gangbang, you *know* that 95% of people who buy that scene are going to be severely disappointed.
Edited by - ISD88 on 8/26/2018 3:11:05 PM
Secret Guy
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Stay Beautiful
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10/17
Posted - Aug 26 2018 : 10:20PM
^ I would certainly be in that 95%. 😄
 
elgringoviejo1958
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From the land of peasant living
1152 Posts
12/16
Posted - Aug 27 2018 : 8:15AM
Mopes should be unobstrusive.
ISD88
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333 Posts
6/18
Posted - Aug 27 2018 : 6:47PM
^^ Me too. I've been burned by that a couple of times, as until recently I was still buying my porn on DVD (as opposed to subscribing to studio sites), about five years after that made any sort of sense... ;-)
chessmaster
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768 Posts
6/12
Posted - Aug 27 2018 : 7:28PM
Have i mentioned i hate keiran lee lately?
kaihit
Member

174 Posts
1/14
Posted - Aug 27 2018 : 7:34PM
I don't understand why in oral scenes, when it's about to finish, the guy starts to jerk instead of let the girl finish with the blowjob.
chessmaster
Member

768 Posts
6/12
Posted - Aug 27 2018 : 7:41PM
^they have better aim when they jerk theirself off.
kaihit
Member

174 Posts
1/14
Posted - Aug 27 2018 : 8:33PM
^ But some take almost 1 min jerking, and the girl waiting with her mouth open, she should at least keep sucking until the climax, then he takes the control.
It's something that I really dont understand.
nerdn7
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708 Posts
7/16
Posted - Aug 27 2018 : 8:49PM
Men jerking off prior to the cumshot is the weirdest thing about porn scenes. You have sex with one or multiple really hot women and need a short masturbation to get yourself off?
Secret Guy
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10/17
Posted - Aug 27 2018 : 9:54PM
^^ For some reason, I like it when they wait when he's jerking, it creates some tension for me.
chessmaster
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768 Posts
6/12
Posted - Aug 27 2018 : 11:18PM
Yeah i see what you're saying. They could at least edit that part out.
MorganKane
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6037 Posts
10/10
Posted - Aug 27 2018 : 11:47PM
Do they tho? I've seen plenty of scenes where most of the cumshot misses the girls face completely.
I've never really been a fan of facials or of guys jerking themselves off at the end of a scene, so if it were up to me girls would finish the job every time.
 
SgtSausage
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Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - Aug 28 2018 : 5:24PM
because women don't make them horny enough to bust off.
johnnyscorpio
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Imma Jerkoff
153 Posts
6/16
Posted - Aug 29 2018 : 3:05AM
Have a cock that is hard, stays hard, is not ugly, is large, and shut the hell up---except some dirty talk is ok----and 4 god's sake don't say "OMG!" and girlish stuff like that. Or gush over the girl: "You are SO beautiful!"
You have 2 ask yourself, if u are a hired cock, "If I was a guy watching porn, what would I want, or not want to hear a male performer say to the chick?" Come on, man---don't be stupid.
SgtSausage
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Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - Aug 29 2018 : 6:10PM
Penis policing is needed.
writing tickets on the set, cuffs on standby. All because this is a true epidemic
Have you ever witnessed one of these knobs aggressively scream at a woman "DO IT !" when asking her to push out a creampie ?
Secret Guy
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10/17
Posted - Aug 30 2018 : 6:03PM
Bad scripted dirty talk is what I also hate, such as "Cum on my pretty little face" which as been done way too much.
I love good dirty talk when it's improvised, like when India Summer was getting gangbanged Jon Jon came from behind her to start fucking her, then India casually says "Oh hi Jon Jon!"
Ksmooth31
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249 Posts
9/09
Posted - Aug 30 2018 : 6:07PM
cracking me up!!
punisher34
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223 Posts
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Posted - Aug 31 2018 : 4:30PM
I hate the obsession with anal scenes!
Nothing sexy/hot about seeing a girl get it up her ass and show a gaping hole when the guy pulls out. I may be in the minority on that but I'm a vag only kinda guy.
I won't say I hate but I'm not crazy about more than 2 guys on 1 girl. Once you get to 3,4,5,6 guys etc....in the scene it takes away from seeing the girl so I'd rather see 1 on 1 scenes
punisher34
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223 Posts
8/18
Posted - Aug 31 2018 : 4:40PM
I HATE TO NO END fake asses! They gotta go. They look ridiculous
ISD88
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333 Posts
6/18
Posted - Aug 31 2018 : 7:10PM
^ Personally, I very much like them, but you're right that they are generally somewhat obvious and a bit cartoonish. Which is probably *why* I like them... ;-)
Ksmooth31
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249 Posts
9/09
Posted - Aug 31 2018 : 7:46PM
I second this, i can't stand them!!
SgtSausage
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Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - Sep 1 2018 : 2:53PM
I Hate the fact that i can't watch regular pussy porn anymore
 
InstantClassic
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What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy?
2966 Posts
5/10
Posted - Sep 1 2018 : 3:32PM
^I can empathize with that and that's no fun.
SgtSausage
Member

Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - Sep 1 2018 : 4:19PM
After reading your reply i realize that i can't even watch regular anal porn anymore either
if her ass isn't making all types of noises i'm not interested.
SgtSausage
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Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - Sep 1 2018 : 4:19PM
what's next ?
Maxxx Stirner
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319 Posts
11/14
Posted - Sep 1 2018 : 5:00PM
I'll make this point again but the segregated nature of porn and sexuality is hindering sexual and carnal evolution. What porn and sexual media needs is what I would call integral sexuality which is basically bisexuality as the default norm. In the context of porn I'd like to see an integral model of porn emerge in a similar way to how alternative rock arose in the 80s and 90s as a parallel existing alternative. It all starts with the boy/girl scene. If you look at how it's done there is the straight eyed way to do it which accounts for 99+% of all boy/girl scenes and then you have the niche minority gay eyed 'hot guy' boy/girl scene(corbin fisher coed scenes, hot guys fuck ect). What integral porn/sexual media would do is harmonize those two styles into a bi-eyed boy/girl way of shooting. The straight way of doing things neglects the guy completely, the gay way over focuses on the boy, the bi way would be the sweet medium that satisfies both a hetero male and hetero female viewer. Trans performers would of course be a big part of this.
The current segregated model is really stunting aesthetic evolution especially when you consider how many people around the world are looking at porn.
Eagle
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137 Posts
4/09
Posted - Sep 2 2018 : 1:59AM
I hate it when:
- a big-ass themed website/video includes girls with small-sized or medium-sized asses
- a big-ass themed video doesn't includes ass eating, any form of ass worshipping, sex in doggy and prone bone position and cumshot on the ass or in the ass
Secret Guy
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10/17
Posted - Sep 5 2018 : 3:29PM
When the guy cums in/on her mouth/face whilst lying on his back. Talk about a complete waste of a money shot.
Edited by - Secret Guy on 9/5/2018 8:10:08 PM
Ksmooth31
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249 Posts
9/09
Posted - Sep 5 2018 : 6:27PM
I'm not a fan of upside down throatfucking.
al8988
Member

34 Posts
1/09
Posted - Sep 6 2018 : 7:47PM
I never watch scenes involving James Deen,Markus Dupree and the french Mike Angelo also I find annoying Prince with his moaning and work boots. Also the male pornstar that switch from gay to straight(I know many of those guys staring like that) but I see lately guys doing straight -gay and straight again guys likes Charlie Deen.
vened
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63 Posts
12/14
Posted - Sep 8 2018 : 8:29PM
I'm generally into hardcore stuff but I hate when guy puts his foot on girl's head.
Slector
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655 Posts
2/14
Posted - Sep 9 2018 : 10:49AM
Videos where the girls spend more time on sucking on a dildo than putting it up the other girl's ass or pussy. Yeah, I get that you have a pretty face, but if I want to see you sucking on something just get an actual dick in the video. If it is just to wet the dildo, damn, just get some lube and get on with it!
 
InstantClassic
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What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy?
2966 Posts
5/10
Posted - Sep 18 2018 : 2:51AM
I still hate the male talent pool in US porn. Watched a trailer for a new US DAP scene and all I could do was shake my head.
Simple Simon
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Posted - Sep 19 2018 : 8:38AM
Blowbang scenes with my favorite ladies have been ruined by half the scene being the lady lying across a couch and doing this.
Secret Guy
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Posted - Sep 19 2018 : 12:11PM
^ And all the saliva goes all over her face.
GetOnYourKnees
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23 Posts
1/18
Posted - Sep 19 2018 : 12:38PM
Why does Prince Yahshua wear timbs and wrestling knee pads in every scene? Bugs the hell out of me.
chessmaster
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768 Posts
6/12
Posted - Sep 19 2018 : 6:20PM
^yeah prince annoys a lot of people. He is to ir what keiran lee is to brazzers. Seems you either love him or hate him. Not many people in between.
Panoramata
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15853 Posts
11/06
Posted - Sep 24 2018 : 9:10PM
So many things , but for starters I´ll begin with :
Spitting .
Miljam2017
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8/17
Posted - Sep 24 2018 : 11:58PM
Honestly not much. When I was coming up, bare breasts and ass were enough. But I understand today's consumer has a different view. With that in mind...
I don't like when the girl pisses. This squirting bullshit is a complete farce. It is piss, and if you like that, more power to you, but please be honest.
I don't like when girls fake any kind of pleasure OR orgasm. YES, we can tell, AND there are girls that LIKE sex in the industry
I don't like couch scenes. I'm from California. Give me the Hollywood Hills, azure skies, the image of heat, sunrise/sunsets, and clear pool water (Jamie Gillis and Kink would cringe).
Otherwise, I'm happy to see any tits and ass that want to tease me from the screen.
Thank you to all!!!!
jizzyjay
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914 Posts
10/07
Posted - Sep 27 2018 : 12:55PM
"I hate seeing a girl play an innocent teen but she has clit piercings/tattoos/a boob job. Get real" You see that with MILF's seducing younger guys.They're cover with tatts and suppose to be innocent virgins.
Slector
Member

655 Posts
2/14
Posted - Sep 27 2018 : 1:28PM
Also the fact that in porn "teen" doesn't really mean teen. Technically, a girl could only be two (legal) ages to be in teen porn--18 and 19. Most of the girls in teen porn are way past that.
P0rn Fan
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11 Posts
11/16
Posted - Sep 27 2018 : 9:21PM
I dont know what's up with his knees, but his feet look dead. I'd rather see the shoes.
al8988
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Posted - Sep 29 2018 : 2:39PM
drdd75
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Posted - Oct 3 2018 : 7:58AM
I have to reiterate this as I ran into a post on the Star Crossed forum (not going to bring up the name) and I completely agree with him 100%. In fact, this is the type of porn that pisses me off the most. The stepsister and stepdaughter themed BS. Trying to dress up 18 & 19 year old girls like they are 12 & 13, that's just disgusting. I also don't like choking, spitting, puking, crying, or slapping in porn to the point where it feels like physical abuse. Which is why I avoid sites such as HookupsHotShot or PascalsSubSluts. Hell, I don't even like gangbang scenes at all. I don't want to see too many dicks on one woman. That's a turnoff for me, which is why I've never been a fan of LegalPorno, despite how good looking those European girls are. It comes to a point where things begin to go waaay too far and unacceptable. I did NOT watch porn for all of this previous stated. In porn it's about the WOMAN first and foremost before the man, so treat WOMEN with great respect! I originally got into porn for the good looking women and good 1 on 1 sex. I'm okay with a 2 on 1 or a threesome. Like 2 guys and 1 girl is okay, but 3+ guys or more I can't do. I don't care how many girls you get on a guy though, it can be half a hundred booties on 1 guy! I have to give it to the female pornstars who have the toughness in them to handle extreme scenes like that. Damn. I just can't even imagine it as a guy.

Edited by - drdd75 on 10/3/2018 8:26:11 AM

Secret Guy
Senior Member

Stay Beautiful
2409 Posts
10/17
Posted - Oct 3 2018 : 2:48PM
^ I think I've made a post like this before, but gangbangs are only acceptable if it's all consensual. If the female performer is 100% ok with having 3 dicks in her, and not been pressured into the act, then we should at least respect that. I can tell the difference between forced and non-forced porn as I watched a gangbang scene online where an ex performer who I won't mention literally got gangraped on a cheap set throughout the scene, it was disgusting.
Edited by - Secret Guy on 10/3/2018 2:49:59 PM
Whyspers2Scorpio
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"Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossite
2345 Posts
12/17
Posted - Oct 5 2018 : 11:21AM
You're on your own in that department - I have no interest in seeing two men fucking each other. But know yourself out bisexual brotha
Ksmooth31
Member

249 Posts
9/09
Posted - Oct 5 2018 : 10:16PM
I absolutely can't STAND when the guy makes out w/ the girl immediately after she's sucked his dick, SOOO many guys do this, disgusting IMO.
chessmaster
Member

768 Posts
6/12
Posted - Oct 6 2018 : 12:06AM
Dont think thats what he's implying. Actually im not sure what he's implying because wouldn't gays just watch... gay porn???



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