Shit in porn you don't understand

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Haze Deactivated User 769 Posts 7/04	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 8:38AM Just a list of stuff I don't get. -When girls have taped Xs on their nipples. -the giant fake dick on that one porn site -girls that slap themselves in blowjob scenes -making a girl gag so hard her mascara runs and looks like tammy faye baker -the whole deal with putting milk in a girls ass -the pornsite where they give girls heads swirlies in the toilet -the site where girls make milkshakes in their asses [Link]
gotporn Member Blithering Birthers 207 Posts 12/05	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 11:36AM cutting away from the moneyshot to show the the guys face. Woodkiller. [Link]
NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 1:03PM Porn that ends with guys jerking off.... lame [Link]
Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 1:30PM Girls sucking dildos, or, especially, girls sucking a strapon when another girl is wearing it. [Link]
wheelchair1 Member 92 Posts 2/05	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 1:37PM - All of OP's milk items - BJs in general; I can see a chick's face or a guy's privates any time of day. There's nothing special there. - Dom - Gagging - Wide-angle lenses - Nipple clamps [Link]

mapofhawaii Senior Member 1050 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 2:00PM I would go with the first 3 words in your question. Oh, and spitting extremely rough sex Ed Powers Shots of the male talent's face after the action has started scenes with food [Link]
Skyscrapper Member 667 Posts 12/08	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 2:04PM Gimmicks. Porn producers think they need gimmicks. Just give me fine-ass women, and plenty of new-ass women, sucking and fucking like maniacs and letting the girls finish it off on her own. It's sex. It never gets old. The gimmicks are ridiculous. [Link]
Dave_K99 Member 497 Posts 12/07	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 2:10PM Shitty porn music that drowns out the sounds of sex is at the top of my list at the moment. I've been trying to watch an amateur couples video that someone recommended and the horrible and completely unnecessary music just ruins it. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 2:20PM I don't get the censored thing in Japanese porn. I don't understand why they can show a turd but they can't show a pussy. I don't get animated porn at all. I don't understand the appeal of that fucking machines site I don't get the appeal of women bound in awkward positions. I don't understand why they still make the women scream all the way through every scene I don't understand why they don't use real lube for anal instead of having the dude spitting all the way through the scene. I don't understand double anything. It's just annoying. I just want the other dude to go away the whole time. I don't understand how a man with a shriveled dick that never gets hard could keep a job as a porn star I don't get the appeal of implants at all. I don't understand why the camera work in porn is so consistently lousy. No matter how much the fans complain, it never changes. It's always the same angles, the awful ultra wide angle lens, boring close ups of genitals, shitty color, shitty exposure and on and on and on. You'd think a guy who shoots so many flicks the same way would have to get creative eventually out of sheer boredom. [Link]
Macko69 Senior Member Gone for a walk. 1985 Posts 5/08	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 2:21PM Skyscrapper wrote: Gimmicks. Porn producers think they need gimmicks. Just give me fine-ass women, and plenty of new-ass women, sucking and fucking like maniacs and letting the girls finish it off on her own. It's sex. It never gets old. The gimmicks are ridiculous. Click to expand Yup. The stupidest gimmick of all - when the girl gets a creampie, then she squeezes it out onto a plate and licks it up. Or even worse, when the guy cums on the floor (or the girl squeezes out her creampie on the floor) and the girl licks it off the floor. Ridiculous. [Link]
Reggie86 Member 904 Posts 10/08	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 2:24PM Those sites with the giant fake cocks. I just don't get it. Edited by - Reggie86 on 1/6/2009 2:26:07 PM [Link]
WardqueenJanine Member 914 Posts 2/08	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 2:40PM RandomPrecision wrote: I don't get animated porn at all. I don't understand how a man with a shriveled dick that never gets hard could keep a job as a porn star Click to expand +1 [Link]
NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 2:48PM What I don't get is, in light of how many threads like this come and go, that talk openly and explicitly about what's wrong with the porn industry, why some who claim to be concerned about the industry try to peg their supposed waning sales numbers on torrents, when there's no evidence to support any such claim. [Link]
Sheky666 Member 100 Posts 2/01	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 4:09PM Guys jamming their fingers into women's mouths. [Link]
Haze Deactivated User 769 Posts 7/04	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 4:24PM Sheky666 wrote: Guys jamming their fingers into women's mouths. Click to expand ditto, i also don't get the fish hook move [Link]

bouges Member 101 Posts 11/08	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 4:33PM I don't get why there are not more films that have one star do multiple scenes... movies like 'G is for Gianna' or 'Alexis Texas is Buttwoman' should (at least imo) be made way more often than they are. I also don't get the appeal of ATM. [Link]
axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 7:42PM guys and girls that say the same shit over and over again through the scene. "oh yeah, fuck me"-FAIL! [Link]
JONNYESS Member 217 Posts 12/06	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 7:53PM gotporn wrote: cutting away from the moneyshot to show the the guys face. Woodkiller. Click to expand In my world, this is the ultimate kiss of death for me not buying another DVD by the same producer... post-production editing is either non-existent, or even worse, someone sees the marketing value in this type of cutaway - either way, they aren't getting another $19.95 from this guy!! [Link]
mapofhawaii Senior Member 1050 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 8:12PM RandomPrecision wrote I don't understand why the camera work in porn is so consistently lousy. No matter how much the fans complain, it never changes. It's always the same angles, the awful ultra wide angle lens, boring close ups of genitals, shitty color, shitty exposure and on and on and on. You'd think a guy who shoots so many flicks the same way would have to get creative eventually out of sheer boredom. Click to expand RP, have you never seen a John Leslie production? His camera work and lighting are the best in the biz, IMO. [Link]
mapofhawaii Senior Member 1050 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 8:14PM Sheky666 wrote: Guys jamming their fingers into women's mouths. Click to expand Oh man me too. I don't know what it is, but it's like fingernails on a chalkboard when guys do that. Ugh. [Link]
ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 8:24PM Bukkake ? [Link]
axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 9:24PM cum omelettes.......c'mon guys WTF! [Link]
below_me Member An entire generation of men spoiled by a few kinky pornstars. You know who you are!! 654 Posts 9/07	Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 10:21PM scat [Link]
realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 1:11AM Shit I Don't Understand/Like in Porn: -The fact that not only is the classic missionary position extinct in porn, but that most of the positions in porn in general involve the performers not having to face each other at all. It's as if the sex in porn is designed to be as unintimate as possible. -Women who start off the scene wearing sexy "come fuck me" shoes, but take them off once the action starts. I prefer they keep the shoes on. -Women who keep their breasts covered during the scene. -POV -The guy's face not being shown. He should be more than just an anonymous, faceless penis. -Orgy scenes -Girls spitting at the camera -MILF porn. I can see it as a niche appealling to a certain audience. But now, it's almost everywhere. I just don't get the appeal of old broads in porn. -Racism in porn. It's so ironic, not to mention stupid. Stuff Mentioned in This Thread that I Do Like: -When girls have taped Xs on their nipples (It looks so naughty) -making a girl gag so hard her mascara runs (Love seeing that, as long as it isn't fake) -the whole deal with putting milk in a girls ass (Love it) -the pornsite where they give girls heads swirlies in the toilet (Disgusting, and I love it) -the site where girls make milkshakes in their asses (Love it) - Gagging (If it's real, I like it) -Using spit for lube (just seems dirtier) -Breast implants (I'd rather see that than a flat-chested girl) - when the girl gets a creampie, then she squeezes it out onto a plate and licks it up. Or... when the guy cums on the floor (or the girl squeezes out her creampie on the floor) and the girl licks it off the floor. (Love seeing this) -Those sites with the giant fake cocks (For no other reason than I just find the cumshots hilarious) -Fish hooking (Like seeing it) -ATM (Like seeing it) -Cum omelette (only because it's something different and not the same old thing already done) Apparently, what some guys don't like, others will. Variety is a great thing. [Link]
RickyWong Member 9 Posts 12/07	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 1:32AM Haze wrote: -the pornsite where they give girls heads swirlies in the toilet Click to expand Anyone ever see Addison Rose in "Stuff My Hot Pink Oven"? It went just like a normal gonzo teen scene, then after the cumshot the guy grabs her by the hair, drags her down the hall on her hands and knees into the bathroom... and FLUSH! She sat there afterwards with a pouty little sad teen face, looking like she was trying not to laugh...damn! It just turned a normal old scene into some crazy shit (plus it feeds my male domination fantasy somewhat). The "SwirlieGirls" site isn't quite as good cause the only action is the flushing, no fucking involved. Can we have both please? [Link]

ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 2:06AM lactation. that shit makes me wanna vomit. i'm not sure why. it gives me the heebie jeebies though. [Link]
synesthesia Member my kind of place... 31 Posts 5/07	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 2:26AM realtip wrote: -Women who start off the scene wearing sexy "come fuck me" shoes, but take them off once the action starts. I prefer they keep the shoes on. Click to expand I actually hate when they keep their shoes on. You have this gorgeous girl completely naked except for these ridiculous 8" stripper heels getting in the way. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 3:11AM mapofhawaii wrote: RP, have you never seen a John Leslie production? His camera work and lighting are the best in the biz, IMO. Click to expand Yeah. I saw some of his movies back in the mid 90s. I guess I chose my words poorly. I didn't mean to imply every pornographer is lousy at his/her craft. Only that so many are that it makes finding good stuff from newer pornographers a frustrating guessing game. [Link]
melt Pornstar Diplomat The pride of Manchester 3763 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 3:15AM The cum-shot on the giant fake cock sit is hilarious the first dozen or so times but man it becomes a real irritation after a bit. Why anyone would bother to sign up for a site like that I will never understand. [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 6:52AM realtip wrote: -Cum omelette (only because it's something different and not the same old thing already done) Click to expand Come on realtip, admit it, you fuckin' LOVE it because you want to eat a cum omelette. [Link]
Bobcat Senior Member 1490 Posts 2/08	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 7:08AM RandomPrecision wrote: I don't understand the appeal of that fucking machines site Click to expand The appeal is that the machine can be tuned to get the girl off, it can keep hitting the right spot and won't get tired, it works best with girls who are very orgasmic. She can let the machine do all the work and just concetrate on cuming and push herself a lot harder than if she was using a dildo on herself. I've seen women have some very intense orgasms on machines, it can look hot and it's different. This type of porn appeals to people who enjoy watching women have intense real orgasms. [Link]
EvilMonkey Member 55 Posts 9/06	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 1:18PM 1) Music over the scene. Especially if it's the same 10 second techno-beat repeated for 25 minutes. 2) Spitting 3) Gagging 4) Slapping/abuse (I'm not talking about playful spanking) 5) Heads in toilets or under water...yeah, drowning is not very sexy. 6) Stupid dialogue. I watched one anal gaping scene where the girl said (literally) "Yes, peer deep into my soul!" I think that was Boundaries 2 if I remember right. 7) When the girls moan throughout the entire scene. You know..breathe in, moan, breathe in, moan, breathe in, moan, breathe in, moan...etc. 8) Platform shoes, fetish outfits. 9) How guys jerk off in every movie. Much like real life, I don't want to see that. [Link]
MD Member 16 Posts 11/08	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 1:48PM synesthesia wrote: I actually hate when they keep their shoes on. You have this gorgeous girl completely naked except for these ridiculous 8" stripper heels getting in the way. Click to expand Definitely. I'm also not a fan of fishnets or any other stockings. In fact any scene where the girl is wearing more clothes than the guy is a bit of a travesty. [Link]
Ibrox Deactivated User 120 Posts 12/08	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 3:46PM First, Things In This This Thread That I Absolutely Fucking Love --the site where girls make milkshakes in their asses (It shows versatility, namely the fact that the anus constitutes dual/mutil-use biological technology, not to mention that it is fun to watch) ---When girls have taped Xs on their nipples. (Think of all those pirate stories when we were kids. Remember how the maps always had the spot with the Treasure marked with an "X"?) -- Dom, Nipple clamps, extremely rough sex, I don't get the appeal of women bound in awkward positions, Slapping/abuse, Heads in toilets or under water, (Anybody with the prerequisite anatomical equipment can fuck b/g mish, even Mr. Magoo and ugly-ass, ugly-as-fuck Big Ethel from *Archie Comics. The ladies who perform the aforementioned acts and smile about it and ask for more of it, however, are true athletes and worthy of respect. I take my hat off to them.) Now, Shit In Porn I Do Not Understand* 1) I actually hate when they keep their shoes on. You have this gorgeous girl completely naked except for these ridiculous 8" stripper heels getting in the way. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Definitely. I'm also not a fan of fishnets or any other stockings. In fact any scene where the girl is wearing more clothes than the guy is a bit of a travesty. Click to expand I'll third that motion. Shoes, socks, and stockings in porn make me feel like I am watching an EEG of Al Bundy's worst nightmare. Not to mention that I despise high heels because I feel that they are like foot-binding, an unnecessary piece of cruel cultural misogyny that males have imposed on women. 2)Ditto for breast implants. Devinn Lane once said, if I remember correctly, just before she was going to do a g/g/g/g scene, something to the effect of "The attraction is not about the breasts. It is about the woman behind the breasts." Rock on, Devinn! 3 Porn fans who get their jollies from female performers, *and then act like hyenas around a water cooler when one of these ladies has something unfortunate happen to her* (e.g., all the savages who call Kayden Kross "Kimmie Krook" before she has even been tried, all the savages who made fun of Dana DeArmond after her place burned down, all the fucking savages who are ecstatic that Janine Lindemulder is going to jail for some unfortunate choices.) Porn fans who get their rocks off from female performers and who then turn around and call them "dumb whores," "whores," "lying whores," "cunts," and "sluts." I mean, exactly what the fuck is wrong with these fans? These little ladies entertain us, at a risk to their lives, it must be said...and you repay them by stabbing them in the back? These type of porn fans make me ashamed to be a member of the human race. 4) Cumshots. I mean, *really, people! I know that, in some parts, science education is shittier than the crapper on burrito/taco day, but we have all taken biology. We all know how dicks function. What is the point of cumshots? I'd rather watch cats fuck. I may be in the minority, but I have zero problem with all-condom/condom-only porn. In fact, I would welcome it. These little ladies entertain us, so I figure the least thing we could do by way of gratitude is make it culturally acceptable that they have as safe a work environment as possible. 5) Shaved female pubic areas. Who is the numbskull who started this fucking trend? Back in the 80's, female performers had bush. It looked more natural, and it still does. 6) The MILF phenomenon. Really! What gives? The first female adult performer I jerked off too was Erica Boyer all nice and saran-wrapped in Hard Rockin' Babes. She was thirty at the time. Did her age make any kind of impression on me? Absolutely not. The fact that she is an extremely beautiful woman and a skilled performer* made an impression on me and my Gun of Navarone. Unless the broad is past 100, what does age have to do with anything? And now, for the mother of all turds that is so huge that it is constantly circumnavigating my mind like a retarded Magellan who giggles every time someone farts: 7) People in this industry constantly bitching about the AVN's like they would much rather have a root canal *and* a 2257 prosecution concurrently instead. For the life of me, I cannot figure this one out. Let me see if I can do a little Horatio Caine and retrace the steps. a) Somebody likes your work b) Somebody likes your work enough to nominate you for an award c) Somebody likes your work enough to actually give you an award at a nice show d) You bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch about a) through c) as if they were some annoying mid-sized turd too big to squeeze out in one piece but to small for your ass musculature to break up into smaller, more ass-digestable pieces and which is stuck, seized up, in the lumen of your asshole despite the hours and hours and hours of pushing, straining and extreme uber-contorted grimacing ultra-constipation face on your part. The pointy-eared fellas on *Star Trek* had a word to describe situations such as people bitching about the AVN's. In fact, I think I read in either the *Enterprise* manual, or *Star Trek Magazine* that the pointy-eared fellas on *Star Trek* coined this word *exactly* to describe people bitching about the AVN's. That word? "Illogical." [Link]
jrsl76 Senior Member Perfection 4024 Posts 8/07	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 4:08PM Haze wrote: Just a list of stuff I don't get. -When girls have taped Xs on their nipples. -the giant fake dick on that one porn site -girls that slap themselves in blowjob scenes -the whole deal with putting milk in a girls ass -the pornsite where they give girls heads swirlies in the toilet -the site where girls make milkshakes in their asses Click to expand I agree on all of these, particularly that stupid fake dick thing. I like the x thing though. [Link]

jrsl76 Senior Member Perfection 4024 Posts 8/07	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 4:11PM realtip wrote: Stuff Mentioned in This Thread that I Do Like: - when the girl gets a creampie, then she squeezes it out onto a plate and licks it up. Or... when the guy cums on the floor (or the girl squeezes out her creampie on the floor) and the girl licks it off the floor. (Love seeing this) Click to expand Love this. [Link]
wraithlead Member 264 Posts 12/08	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 5:18PM since i haven't read this whole thread, they might be repeats...but... in addition to the mentioned ones i saw already, like the fish hook thing, rough sex, excessive spitting, and gimmicks, i also don't get 1. guys who eat their own creampie...the first time i was tricked into seeing it. now i'm MUCH more careful to read dvd reviews before renting. 2. gaping...sorry...just not hot... lol, but i DO like some other things i saw here. for example, i kinda think a nice lookin girl with those taped on Xs looks really hot to me. [Link]
Ivar Member 54 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 5:20PM I don't get bad boob jobs. Is it really all that difficult to do some research before you get cut on? Do they all go to the same med school reject to get the same rock-hard 4-sizes-too-big cantelope implants? Do they not ask the girls with good implants where they got them? Come on, girls, it your ass being worked on. Take care of it. [Link]
Ida Lupino Deactivated User 429 Posts 11/08	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 6:19PM Clueless oral -choke, gag, puke. I hope they go broke making this crap. [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 8:09PM This is the kind of thread that makes me love ADT. How many things have we seen in this thread already that one person says they hate, and someone else says they love? Amazing. I would only like to make one comment on something a previous poster said, and that is Ibrox, who claims to love "heads stuffed in toilets" but hates high heels, because they make him think of misogyny. Ok so the shoes a woman wears make you think of misogyny, but stuffing that same woman's head in a toilet doesn't? I'm just sayin', if one automatically conjures thoughts of hatred/oppression, you would think it's the one where the guy makes the girl drink shit-water, as opposed to her footwear. But hey, to each their own (I guess). I'll provide a list of shit I don't understand later, right now my roommate is calling me. [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 8:22PM Girls squirting milk out there asses is hot...for me anyway. [Link]
Ibrox Deactivated User 120 Posts 12/08	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 9:12PM killbillvol69 wrote: I would only like to make one comment on something a previous poster said, and that is Ibrox, who claims to love "heads stuffed in toilets" but hates high heels, because they make him think of misogyny. Ok so the shoes a woman wears make you think of misogyny, but stuffing that same woman's head in a toilet doesn't? I'm just sayin', if one automatically conjures thoughts of hatred/oppression, you would think it's the one where the guy makes the girl drink shit-water, as opposed to her footwear. But hey, to each their own (I guess). Click to expand It is quite simple, really. The girl who is "made" to drink shit water actually volunteered for it. She has "drinking shit water" on her Yes list. I guess you can say the same thing about high heels, although one could also argue that high heels are culturally mandated, and so are not 100% voluntary in the strictest sense of the word. I don't think drinking shit water will ever have that problem (being culturally mandated, I mean.) This is the kind of thread that makes me love ADT. How many things have we seen in this thread already that one person says they hate, and someone else says they love? Amazing. Click to expand That is the beauty, or one of the beauties, of this industry. It is basically one ginormous Santa's bag. There is something in it for everyone. Edited by - Ibrox on 1/7/2009 9:22:02 PM [Link]
htb066 Member 69 Posts 11/08	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 9:13PM -Why Mark Wood has to moan so much during scenes, often louder than the girls. -Why John Strong is always saying "baby." -Why, in many gonzo films, there is stupid techno music at the beginning of the scenes. -The use of the phrase "ass juice" during atm sequences ("i want to taste my ass juice," etc.) There is no such thing as "ass juice." It's just a euphemism for shit. Euphemisms don't belong in porn. -During blowjobs, when the guy pops out the girl's cheek with his dick. Apparently some people love seeing that. It does nothing for me. -DP's where the guys are both standing up and holding up the girl. I have nothing against dp's, but that shot isn't that great. You can't see much of the girl's body because she's wedged between both guys. Edited by - htb066 on 1/7/2009 9:23:46 PM [Link]
Johnothan Pedak Senior Member Catastrophe 1594 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 9:17PM Skyscrapper wrote: It's sex. It never gets old. The gimmicks are ridiculous. Click to expand + Me. [Link]
Mike Quasar Zero Tolerance Reluctant pornographer 1765 Posts 7/01	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 10:09PM htb066 wrote: -Why Mark Wood has to moan so much during scenes, often louder than the girls. -Why John Strong is always saying "baby." -Why, in many gonzo films, there is stupid techno music at the beginning of the scenes. -The use of the phrase "ass juice" during atm sequences ("i want to taste my ass juice," etc.) There is no such thing as "ass juice." It's just a euphemism for shit. Euphemisms don't belong in porn. -During blowjobs, when the guy pops out the girl's cheek with his dick. Apparently some people love seeing that. It does nothing for me. -DP's where the guys are both standing up and holding up the girl. I have nothing against dp's, but that shot isn't that great. You can't see much of the girl's body because she's wedged between both guys. Edited by - htb066 on 1/7/2009 9:23:46 PM Click to expand That is some funny shit. I would also like to add for the record that male talent asking the girl,"Do you want to taste your ass" should also be banned, as well as the guy asking the girl, "Do you want to taste your pussy?" and the requisite response, "Yes, let me taste my pussy". Basically any type of superfluous Q & A between the talent should stop immediately. [Link]
Aplus Senior Member 1431 Posts 5/05	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 10:38PM Mike Quasar wrote That is some funny shit. I would also like to add for the record that male talent asking the girl,"Do you want to taste your ass" should also be banned, as well as the guy asking the girl, "Do you want to taste your pussy?" and the requisite response, "Yes, let me taste my pussy". Basically any type of superfluous Q & A between the talent should stop immediately. Click to expand For the love of porn Mike, could you at least make one of those you mentioned happen. Even a nice suggestion might do. Please I'm begging you! Lol! And I'm still trying to figure why any given director or cameraperson can't hold any given shot or angle for more then 15 seconds without getting bored and switching frames needlessly. [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 11:31PM When the girl reaches around and spreads her cheeks while being fucked cowgirl or on her belly. I prefer a bouncing bottom. I especially hate it when the guy or director instructs the woman to do it, even worse. [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 11:43PM Lame talk between Director and Porn girl.. Director: "So you are new to the industry" Girl: "Yes (giggles) Director: "So how old are you then" Girl: "18" Director:"How old is that beautiful pussy" Girl: "(silence)" Director: "18" Director and Girl: " " stinkfist: "Ready to hang himself" [Link]
DarkFiber Member 11 Posts 12/02	Posted - Jan 7 2009 : 11:44PM That the industry thinks they are going to sell lots of adult titles on Blu-Ray at $50 a pop. That is insane. [Link]
jrsl76 Senior Member Perfection 4024 Posts 8/07	Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 12:23AM stinkfist wrote: Lame talk between Director and Porn girl.. Director: "So you are new to the industry" Girl: "Yes (giggles) Director: "So how old are you then" Girl: "18" Director:"How old is that beautiful pussy" Girl: "(silence)" Director: "18" Director and Girl: " " stinkfist: "Ready to hang himself" Click to expand I agree with you that this does get very stupid and ridiculous. I will say however that there was a Pure18 scene (I don't even remember which one), but Anthony Rosano asks the girl how old she is, she says 18 and as she says it, he pops all over her face. That was fucking awesome. [Link]
realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04	Posted - Jan 8 2009 : 6:51AM BlackSix wrote: Come on realtip, admit it, you fuckin' LOVE it because you want to eat a cum omelette. Click to expand That doesn't mean that you have to go around telling everybody about it. Geesh, you just can't trust people to keep a secret anymore. But seriously, I haven't seen either of the American Bukkake scenes that feature the cum omelette. While the concept is not at all erotic, it just seems like it would be interesting to see the girl's reaction to it. Porn doesn't always have to be just sexy or something to jerk off to. Sometimes it can also be just something that's just plain entertaining, and possibly sexy, at the same time. I'm all for porn trying out new things.... to an extent. melt wrote: The cum-shot on the giant fake cock sit is hilarious the first dozen or so times but man it becomes a real irritation after a bit. Why anyone would bother to sign up for a site like that I will never understand. Click to expand You don't have to sign up just to those specific sites to get access to them. FreaksOfCock and FuckedUpFacials, for example, are both apart of a larger network of sites (PornPros and MeatMembers, respectively). I also wouldn't sign up to a site about fake cocks by itself. But if it's offering me access to other sites that I also like, then I might do it. Plus, the girls are hot, and FUF does actually have sex in their scenes before the fake parts come in at the end. I also think it's funny how they cover everything in the room with plastic to keep the fake cum from staining everything. synesthesia wrote: I actually hate when they keep their shoes on. You have this gorgeous girl completely naked except for these ridiculous 8" stripper heels getting in the way. Click to expand I'm the opposite. I don't like it when the girl is completely nude in the scene. I always like for her to be wearing something sexy, whether it's lingerie, a bikini, stockings, fishnets, spiked boots/heels, schoolgirl uniform, or some other sexy costume (nurse, french maid, angel, devil, etc.). I remember alot of the earlier Sineplex scenes would frequently have the girls dressed in slutty lingerie for their scenes, which I liked. But then, they later seemed to switch to having them mostly completely nude, which I didn't like. On that note, another thing that I really like is when the girls don't even remove their panties during the scene. But instead, the guy just either pulls the panties to side so he can fuck her, or he only pulls them halfway down so that they're around her thighs or knees as he's fucking her. That's hot. htb066 wrote: -Why John Strong is always saying "baby." Click to expand What else is he supposed to call her? I guess there's always "whore" or "slut." But some people might not like that either. [Link]