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| 10000 days Deactivated User Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ... 717 Posts 3/06 |  Posted - Sep 29 2014 : 10:23PM[Link] |
| AriannyKoda Member 6 Posts 9/14 | Posted - Sep 29 2014 : 10:53PM When male talent is louder than the female talent Slow boring sex Talent is obviously unintersted [Link] |
| Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13 | Posted - Sep 30 2014 : 3:09AM ^ In regards to what 10000 days said: while I'm not a fan of that stuff, myself, it seems that a lot of it is actually quite popular, at least according to DVD "Bestsellers" lists for online stores like Adult DVD Empire. So while hardcore fans like us might scoff at such soft and erotic stuff, the fact of the matter is that there's actually quite a demand for it.  [Link] |
Jacco  All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Sep 30 2014 : 4:29AM Jacco [Link] |
| N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Sep 30 2014 : 6:56AM [Link] |
| urthoughts Deactivated User it takes a real wolf to expose true sheep 2600 Posts 7/12 | Posted - Sep 30 2014 : 7:32AM [Link] |
| Not Lucy Lee (Fake Account) Deactivated User Liberté, Egalité, Sexualité! 355 Posts 9/14 | Posted - Sep 30 2014 : 8:05AM [Link] |
| 2ferme Senior Member 1333 Posts 11/09 | Posted - Sep 30 2014 : 10:30AM It has more to do with how the movie is shot, poor angles, to long, or to short of scenes, deceptive packaging, unattractive performers with no interest, or attractive ones with no interest, and zero chemistry, really dumb editing, and unpleasant surprises. I picked up a John Leslie DVD I had not seen in a while, and I forgot one of the things I disliked about it is how the first scene which is great was screwed up by poor angles, dumb editing, and some dumb positions. One of the scenes could have been dropped to make this scene longer. Very unusual for a Leslie flick. [Link] |
| Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13 | Posted - Oct 1 2014 : 2:53PM [Link] |
| scope21 Deactivated User Only Big Booty will do!! 6253 Posts 12/13 | Posted - Oct 1 2014 : 3:32PM [Link] |
| H1gh Contra5t All-Star Member "My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13 | Posted - Oct 1 2014 : 6:48PM The wrong positions or not in the right ones long enough - so annoying to have a girl with an incredible body only to be shot in some positions which don't show it off at all. Rapid changes of angles and positions - please, I want to get into the scene so j can actually jerk off to it. Changing positions and angles every 2 minutes in a 30m scene is overkill and just seems like the director is trying to cram in too much variety just for varieties sake. We all have our favourite position and camera angles but we we want time to actually enjoy them, which I can't do if you're changing it up all the fucking time! Gagging and throat fucking - almost never looks hot or sounds hot but because it's so overused in go many scenes now it's just something I have to sit through before I can actually enjoy it. The prevalence of the Hitachi - for fuck sake, there's nothing more annoying than wanting to see a girls pussy get fucked being totally obscured by that cumbersome, oversized electrical buzzing monstrosity. I don't care if it gets the girls off, it's a goddamn eyesore and an assault on my ears. If I wanted to listen to a pneumatic drill play over my porn I'd watch it on a fucking construction site. Ok I'm done. I feel better now. [Link] |
| scope21 Deactivated User Only Big Booty will do!! 6253 Posts 12/13 | Posted - Oct 1 2014 : 8:12PM [Link] |
| Bobmarblee Senior Member 1462 Posts 3/14 | Posted - Oct 3 2014 : 4:13AM [Link] |
| Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13 | Posted - Oct 7 2014 : 1:28AM Additionally, it kind of irks me that much of what the top American gonzo studios (HardX, Jules Jordan Video, Elegant Angel) produce nowadays features hot American girls suckin' and fuckin' uncut European guys. Hey, I wouldn't mind this every now and then, but as far as I'm concerned, these studios rely on the work of uncut guys way too much. It seems to me that about half of their scenes, if not more, consist of girls working with uncut male talent. This just shouldn't be because, again, the vast majority of American men are circumcised. Anyways, now that I've got that off my chest, I will step down from my  .[Link] |
| N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Oct 22 2014 : 12:48PM [Link] |
| Jackie Treehorn Member It'll knock both your eyes out! 311 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Oct 22 2014 : 3:05PM [Link] |
| DJboutit2 Member 438 Posts 4/09 | Posted - Oct 22 2014 : 3:19PM [Link] |
| hickes01 Member 42 Posts 4/14 | Posted - Oct 22 2014 : 11:59PM [Link] |
| Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13 | Posted - Oct 23 2014 : 12:23AM [Link] |
| N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Oct 23 2014 : 1:49AM I do take your point, though - they need to edit these scenes better so it looks like the guy cums quicker. [Link] |
| AKperv All-Star Member 1254 Posts 4/14 | Posted - Oct 23 2014 : 1:28PM [Link] |
| Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13 | Posted - Oct 24 2014 : 2:01AM I can't say I've noticed this in her work.  [Link] |
| daviangel Member Only time I would buy a girl flowers is if she was in the hospital 455 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Oct 24 2014 : 4:16AM Don't know why but it kills the mood for me. Some of my favorite porn movie due to location, costumes, models, etc... is Dorcel but they've been using condomns in all their latest stuff, I believe due to mandatory French condom laws? so I haven't really watched any of their new stuff. I still watch tons of their older stuff that didn't use them. [Link] |
| Not Lucy Lee (Fake Account) Deactivated User Liberté, Egalité, Sexualité! 355 Posts 9/14 | Posted - Oct 24 2014 : 12:00PM |
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| vandellafan Member 181 Posts 7/12 | Posted - Oct 24 2014 : 5:36PM [Link] |
| Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12 | Posted - Oct 24 2014 : 7:23PM [Link] |
| Danger Josh Member I've been in the Danger Zone! 385 Posts 4/13 | Posted - Oct 24 2014 : 7:48PM [Link] |
| N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Oct 25 2014 : 1:50AM Edited by - N00dlesDaddy on 10/25/2014 1:55:04 AM [Link] |
| yourmomma Member 279 Posts 10/14 | Posted - Oct 27 2014 : 4:28AM when the male performer doesn't perform oral on the female performer prolapse/rosebud that any female over the age of around 27 is subject to being labeled a milf. misogyny in porn - young whore/slut/etc sucks cock saying the girl likes something when it's unlikely any female likes said thing, instead, something men probably imagine women should like. "18 year old girl likes cumshots directly in her eyeball" any porn title that uses the N word, which I've actually seen less of recently. when latin/asian/other non white minorities say they don't shoot interracial, when they really mean they don't fuck black men. When clearly, they are willing to have sex with white men, which by the real, non porn definition, means they are having interracial sex. in non pov angles/scenes, when the girl looks into the camera. [Link] |
| DannyManKing55 Member 380 Posts 7/12 | Posted - Oct 27 2014 : 10:15PM 1. Blowjobs where the girl or girls are drooling all over the place. 2. Overly scripted sex scenes where the acting doesn't come off as natural. 3. Scenes where the girl/girls or boy/boys are cracking jokes during sex. You're not 13 years old and it makes me think you're not in to it. You're and adult doing an adult thing. Be serious and concentrate. 4. Scenes that focus too much on the private area or just focus on the genitals. 5. Lesbian scenes (depending on how the scene is and if it's intense I'll wack to it.) 6. Spitting. (If you're not using it for lube don't do it.) 7. Clothed scenes or scenes where the girl still has on most of her clothes not wanting to get naked. 8. Super scripted and fake incest scenes. 9. Pissing. 10. Girls that are lazy during scenes. You're alive not a corpse. Get that ass moving in that scene even if you are faking. 11. Guys who talk too much during the scene about shit I really don't care about taking most of the focus off the girl. I seen a scene where the guy was talking about how much he lift on a daily basis for five minutes before the scene started and when it did start talking about if the girl enjoyed how big his dick was and if his dick was the greatest she ever had. I don't fucking care. You're not getting my dick hard. I'm a guy. If you don't have the tits or the pussy shut the fuck up about how your body looks. 12. A girl licking a guys ass. NO NO NO!!! 13. Someone sucking cum out of a girls ass. 14. Fake squirting scenes or if it looks fake (personally I love a squirter but not a fake one). If you're not known as a squirter I better not see you in your newest scene spraying like a fountain all of a sudden after a jump cut just buy slow fucking. If a guy who is not known to make you squirt by fingering (Mr. Pete, Ramon Nomar, Nacho Vidal, Kerian Lee, Manuel Ferrara, Axel Braun, Marcus London, etc. are known for it) all of a sudden can make you turn fountain just buy slow fucking I call bullshit and turkey baster. 15. When a guy is about to cum and says he is going to cum inside and he doesn't cum all the way in. 16. Cumming in the eye or eyes. Just no. I hate that. 17. Misogynistic scenes, especially if it's the girls very first porno shoot. Women should always be respected and if she feels uncomfortable doing a scene then it kills my boner. Edited by - dannymanking55 on 10/28/2014 7:27:45 PM [Link] |
| N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Oct 30 2014 : 3:19PM [Link] |
| scope21 Deactivated User Only Big Booty will do!! 6253 Posts 12/13 | Posted - Nov 1 2014 : 6:05AM Movies with only one girl u like in it Movies with one anal scene Edited by - scope21 on 11/1/2014 2:15:26 PM [Link] |
| Bobmarblee Senior Member 1462 Posts 3/14 | Posted - Nov 1 2014 : 4:36PM [Link] |
| daviangel Member Only time I would buy a girl flowers is if she was in the hospital 455 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Nov 2 2014 : 9:57PM [Link] |
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| scope21 Deactivated User Only Big Booty will do!! 6253 Posts 12/13 | Posted - Nov 3 2014 : 5:23AM Edited by - scope21 on 11/3/2014 5:23:38 AM [Link] |
| sh_rock Member we the people in order to form a more perfect union... 518 Posts 12/03 | Posted - Nov 3 2014 : 7:58AM the low angle close up ass shots. I understand in a lot of cases that is a focal point, especially in the booty type of movies. but why when the camera focuses on the booty it is always the tight zoom type of shot? I like nice butts myself but I like to see the woman's curves as well as her overall body. I wish directors would show off her full body every so often, standing at a decent distance and pointing at a downward angle. you can still get a good view of her ass. unfortunately it is not just the butt that gets the low angle close ups. it is any part of the body that the director decides to focus on such as the breasts, pussy, and even the face. I feel that when a director spends most or all the of the time shooting at low angles they miss out on something that would otherwise enhance the viewership of the scene if it were shot at another angle. this is what makes much of porn these days unwatchable for me. Edited by - sh_rock on 11/3/2014 7:59:57 AM [Link] |
| Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13 | Posted - Nov 3 2014 : 9:01AM I totally agree about the low angle closeup shots-lookin' up at an extreme closeup of a girl's ass (or any other part of her body) doesn't do anything for me; I always press fast forward during these shots. Like you, I'd much rather see all of the girl, from head to toe. Unfortunately, you only get a couple split-second shots of that view in all too many scenes.  [Link] |
| H1gh Contra5t All-Star Member "My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13 | Posted - Nov 3 2014 : 9:19AM The ones who complain about the same performers or the same directors all the time The ones who are always making demands and chasing performers to do more and more extreme things The ones who get up on their high horse about race at every conceivable opportunity The ones who make judgments of an entire film and it's performers based on a few minutes from a trailer The moderators of top websites who allow trolling in Comments sections and don't do shit about it except to remove people who complain about the trolling *sigh* - I'm looking at you Brazzers, Reality Kings, and Naughty America  [Link] |
| SteveKub Member 78 Posts 9/13 | Posted - Nov 3 2014 : 3:02PM [Link] |
| pornvet15 Member 147 Posts 11/14 | Posted - Nov 5 2014 : 1:04AM |
| Dutchgangbangboys Member 927 Posts 8/12 | Posted - Nov 5 2014 : 2:18AM Jesus... [Link] |
| DannyManKing55 Member 380 Posts 7/12 | Posted - Nov 5 2014 : 5:48PM |
| Bobmarblee Senior Member 1462 Posts 3/14 | Posted - Nov 5 2014 : 6:56PM [Link] |
| kuskka Member Curious? 141 Posts 6/13 | Posted - Nov 5 2014 : 7:08PM - When the scene changes from fully clothed to immediate fucking and no inbetween. The undressing part is fucking awesome. - Out of sync audio. This is quite rare, but was a real struggle back in the day. - The camera man talking , trying to be funny. I'm looking at you Bangbros. - Why does the guy jack himself off a the end? Makes no sense. Let the girl finish the job! And.... Porn music. Oh god the music. WHY? [Link] |
| H1gh Contra5t All-Star Member "My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13 | Posted - Nov 5 2014 : 7:51PM In the second point, I don't mind the guys being funny if it actually makes the girl laugh, but related to this is the constant directions and pointers telling her to do this, that, and the other. Just let her do her thing damnit! How else is she going to learn to be more natural if there's some asshat killing the atmosphere who won't STFU. [Link] |
| Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13 | Posted - Nov 6 2014 : 10:57AM I've bought around 500 CDs the last twentfive years or so. None of them was like that. I repeat none. Out of I don't know how many porn DVDs, I guess there must be at least 30 dysfunctionals by now. Not fun to play bingo around here no more. [Link] |
| Asgrrr Member 30 Posts 11/14 | Posted - Nov 6 2014 : 6:04PM Mommy, make it stop! Why does anybody want to see rectal injury? I love anal, and the occasional gape, but seeing an ass on the outside of itself, the message is: anal is bad. Hate hate hate! Oh and btw gaping and prolapse have nothing in common. The first is an ass that can be fucked, easily and pleasurably and still works, the other is a destroyed ass. [Link] |
| scope21 Deactivated User Only Big Booty will do!! 6253 Posts 12/13 | Posted - Nov 9 2014 : 5:52AM Anyway yeah, another thing...anal cream pies when nothing comes out at the of a scene...pisses me off. [Link] |
| Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13 | Posted - Nov 22 2014 : 1:14PM [Link] |
| N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13 | Posted - Nov 23 2014 : 8:08AM [Link] |
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