Not actuality a hate, more a pet peeve and a question: Why are gang bangs very often on couches? is it comfort? ease of filming? Just what's available? Whatever the reason, some variety would be nice. Edited by - Simple Simon on 11/6/2015 6:29:52 PM
^^ I think it's because it's easy to set up and because it stays together during filming. A couch is a single piece of furniture; beds have different parts, the mattress, the box-spring, and the frame. Plopping a couch down in the middle of the room takes less effort than setting up a bed. Granted, they could ditch the frame and just keep the box-spring/mattress but then it might be too low to the ground. And with the vigorous type of fucking common in porn, chances are the two pieces will slide apart and then have to be reset. Mind you, I have no behind the scenes experience at all, this is just my armchair theorizing.
^ ^ - I assumed the couches were thrown out afterwards. If not, What happens with the fabric couches? Ewwwwww. - Does this mean that in porn, most sex scenes are actually on couches? (And I've given away that gang bangs are really the only sex scenes I watch. ) Edited by - Simple Simon on 11/6/2015 7:20:08 PM
i hate cum-gargling...it's the most disgusting, even if the actress swallows afterwards. totally turn-off and about cum drinking from glasses...a lot of cum stays inside...it's not very hard to add small amount of water in the glass before cumming in it, so no leftovers afterwards
The towel lose the towel don't keep wiping her down with a cloth rag that looks like the skin off of cookie monsters cousins back. Dry Pussy Lips. Put some oil or something on it. Gloss those thighs and that jiggly ass while you're at it. chaffe puppet sex can cause a fire. Squeaky moans. High pitch, eak a mouse, Squeaky moans and groans. Put some balls in her mouth.
Slow motion during a scene that is NOT a slow motion replay/highlight and this is what I mean. I've seen scenes where the speed is normal but all of a sudden it goes into slow motion for no reason where there is nothing extraordinarily interesting happening in the time frames they are slowing down. Do that shit ONLY when something kind of crazy happens, for example, A guys dick pops out of the performers ass, pussy, or mouth in a weird way or if she shoots a dildo out of her ass like a gun. Don't do that slow mo shit during time frames of a scene where nothing interesting happens. And even if something interesting does happen play it normally then right afterwards do a slow motion replay/highlight of what happened. Edited by - Dannymanking55 on 11/7/2015 1:35:02 AM
I don't mind a little dirty talk, but I can't stand it when the girls absolutely will not shut up! Ohgodfuckmyassohyeahjustlikethat IneedthatbigdickinmyassI'msuchadirtylittlecumslut ohyeahohyeahjustlikethatdoesthatfeelgoodyourdickfat dickinmyassohfuckohfuckohshitohfuckIneeditrighthterejust likethatdontstopdontstopmydirtylittleshitholeneedsyourcum ohyeahohfuckohshitImsuchafuckwhoreadirtylittlecock suckingslutIneedyourcumohyeahohfuckohshitdoyoulikemy dirtytightlittleassholewrappedaroundyourbigcockyouknow Ineeditohshitohshitohshit!! I mean Jesus fucking Christ! It would drive me insane if I was fucking a girl that made that much racket! [mod edit: thread width issues] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 11/7/2015 12:03:19 PM
Nothing beats guys that didn't understand who is supposed to represent the stars and who is supposed be the spaceship, so that they will never land a scene right only to ruin them all. I'm glad to notice they somehow succeed in deleting their further games.
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Ben Mockridge Deactivated User
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Posted - Nov 9 2015 : 4:20AM
One thing that disapoints me is when either participant pull the guys balls forward when the girl is deepthroating to give the impression that shes gone to the balls. Pulling the guys balls halfway up the guys cock so they contact her face does not equate to accomplished deepthroating , it equates to a lame cheat thats impressing no-one. Especially disappointing when the girl is clearly able to go the full distance. Edited by - ben mockridge on 11/9/2015 6:05:24 AM
Red alert text and FBI telling me I may go to jail or paying 250.000 dollars in fee if I go pirating with this old DVD I've been in possession of since august 2007. Then the company have to once again tell the whole story about nothing so that I have to wait another minute to get things into fucking flow.
I hate when there are these great models out there and every single scene they do is some crappy POV where the camera man is more interested in shooting an extreme close up of his dick than the woman (the POV scenes by nature can't get good coverage of the woman), or they are crappy gonzo scenes with too much makeup and things going on (example, Legalporno... it's fine that these gonzo sites exists but they've got some great models who only seem to work for them. What an utter waste).
Too many people and companies are starting to do this but it bites at my ass for some reason. Companies that release a holiday themed scene or DVD when it is not that holiday yet. For example, if its Halloween themed don't release the scene almost 2 months before or after the damn day. You will get off easy with me if you state that there were problems in pre or post production that slowed down the release but if there were no problems you have no excuse as to why you released those scenes before of after the fact.
I sure don't But I did see a scene where it was Christmas themed and it was done really well. Just imagine Santa coming down a chimney with hot chicks waiting for him. He gifts them with candy cane colored vibrators, Christmas tree colored butt plugs that glows like Xmas lights, and a mouth full cum. Edited by - Dannymanking55 on 12/3/2015 8:32:28 PM
I don't have a problem with the dirty Santa thing, particularly. It just doesn't do anything for me. Girls in Christmas gear, though...ain't nothing wrong with that! Best thing about Christmas if you ask me.
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Posted - Dec 3 2015 : 5:58AM
Maybe the same pervs who get off on Muslim porn? Who has a fantasy about fucking women in Muslim headdresses?
Gangbang and blowbang scenes where the guys constantly talk amongst themselves and over the lady. I understand a bunch of guys engaging in sexual acts with one lady, in real life, can be as much about the guys showing off to each other as it is about the lady. But porn is not real life; these scenes are about the lady. (Sorry, I was just trying to watch a GB scene with the lovely Ashley Long, but I had to turn it off, because the guys would not shut up.)
No matter how hot the scene is there is always that one cameraman filming the scene that has to fuck it up. Cameramen who rambles on and on while filming a scene. I recently saw this scene where it was two women and two guys fucking in a foursome. During the WHOLE fucking scene the cameraman just had to put his lame sexy talk in. Oh yeah fuck her good dude! Pound that pussy doggy! Go in deep dude! This shit continued for the duration of the whole FUCKING scene nonstop right into the mic of the camera blowing out my eardrums with how loud he was... I could barely hear the women moan because of this asshole. If you are the cameraman and you are NOT participating in the scene in a sexual way please shut the fuck up... I don't care who you are. You're the cameraman. Your job is to film the fucking not try to verbally show your ass. Leave the dirty talking to the people who are actually fucking and hold the camera. Edited by - Dannymanking55 on 12/7/2015 3:56:30 PM
I hate what they are doing currently with porn movies. Actresses wearing clothes in sex is an aberration and unfortunately're pushing it in 90% of videos. Also hate horrible trailers like the movie 'Analmals 2' and movies has actress front riding to the camera.
Here is something I have noticed lately in some tease scenes that is irritating: The completely unnecessary reaction cut to the male talent So this happens when the tease is going good and in order to further the story or involve the male talent the camera cuts to the male talent REACTING to the tease. No one wants to see that. Especially in the middle of some great tease. Nobody is wondering if the male character is "enjoying" the tease or not and no one is wondering if in the story the guy got bored and left the room. This is the story getting in the way making a hot scene IMO. Is always better to show the tease and not waste time showing the reaction because nobody cares about that anyway.
I just realized one while watching an old Luscious Lopez scene: When the woman is naturally sexy and she's enthusiastic and engaged, but the director doesn't have the good sense to just let her do what she wants to do, and keeps distracting her by trying to direct her. There are some women who you should just let do their thing.
The obsession with double vaginal and anal penetration in mainsream porn. Can't they just leave that for the hardcore stuff - where I can stay away from it. I find it amusing that the guys won't touch another penis, but they're all eager for their dicks to be rubbing up against each other. Edited by - Simple Simon on 12/22/2015 4:46:04 AM
I was just about to comment something similar. I hate DP in general especially when they do the close up shot of the penetration. Take your turns with her for fucks sake... I don't want the scene to all of a sudden turn into a two cock showcase.
Yes they can. That is not uncommon to do, as I understand it. But in this case I'm referring to the male performer saying all that stuff. It would be tougher to remove, as you could often see his mouth moving and such. Also, I imagine the scene was supposed to go that way, with the guy ordering the girls around. I just didn't like it.
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Posted - Dec 22 2015 : 12:54PM
^ Yes! I hate it when the guys order the girls around! And, typically, these are mainstream porn scenes, not dom/sub genre stuff where you might expect some "ordering" around.
Not sure i can say hate but maybe more dislike and avoid -POV (point of view), This does nothing to and is not the angle i wanna see anything -Cumshot on the ass, For me there is only to places for this, in mouth (preferentially) and on face I simply avoid the POV, but it is very common indicating people like it..or its just because its cheap to produce?
Guys undressing a girl and not licking her tits or kissing her on her body.You have babes like Alison Tyler,Cassidy Banks,Julia Ann in front of you and you don't suck their boobs?WTF?Who passes up such an opportunity?
I think I would probably be OK with it if it weren't some not particularly talented directory destroying the natural instincts of a tried-and-true porn legend. John Stagliano? Sure, I'm interested in your vision. But if it's some hack thinking he knows better than Luscious Lopez, ah, there we've got an issue.
Shitty repetitive music used in tease scenes. I'm looking at you Elegant Angel. It's bad enough that the generic crappy synth music they use sounds like the shit you would hear on a "mood relaxation" cd, but then they use the same fucking track in all 4 scenes on the dvd. I was going through some of EA's newer stuff and the music intros were so terrible that it killed the mood for the whole scene. It seems like Mason and Darkko are the only ones that consistently pick music that actually fits with the imagery.
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Ben Mockridge Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 2 2016 : 3:46AM
One thing that annoys me is when the camera is on the girls butt as she walks and the girl keeps stopping and turning round. For the love of god understand that however pretty your face may be there are times when we just wanna see your butt jiggle. And that illustrates the necessity of direction - as all too often the girl dosnt understand what guys want , dosnt understand what the director specifically wants and the only way to get her to do something is to specifically instruct her.
Clothes staying on Does anyone care about ass cumshots? If you're going to do a creampie go in as deep as you can when you nut Weak loads. There should be some rule where if you've blown a load in the last three days you can't be in the scene. If you can't last that long with a girl then congratulations, go back to school or McDonalds. Porn needs more men like Peter North who know how to cultivate their loads and have the discipline to do so. Dudes cumming in a chick's mouth and then she spits most of it out. Come on swallow it! At least scrape it up and eat it if you're gonna do that.
I agree! In fact, not only do I hate seeing twenty-something-year-old MILF's, what I hate even more is, being mislead. Why have a starlet with small breasts--no matter how hot she is--in "Big Breasts Are Best" or scenes of starlets only having vaginal sex in "Humpin' the Hershey Highway"?