Reviewers Recommend Sweat Equity 5 - review by Captain Jack Director: Laurent Sky, Julia Grandi Starring: April Snow, Sawyer Cassidy, Serenity Cox, Eva Generosi. Read review
I hate having to buy a movie that only has one scene I want to watch. There's Internet porn, of course, or I could buy clips. But I prefer watching porn on TV. This may indicate I watch too much porn, but think about when the starlet's giving head. Some starlets spit the guy's pre-cum out, and some swallow it. I love when they swallow it! The scene is ending, and the guy is shooting his cum in her mouth. Why do the starlets who've swallowed the pre-cum spit the pop-shot out!
I like both spitting and swallowing, but they need to make it clear whether or not she spits or swallows. I hate it when the scene fades to black before you can inspect the evidence whether or not she spit or swallowed. I just recently saw a scene on povd and the girl had taken an open mouth facial, and a fair amount of the cum remained on her toungue all throughout the clean up. It stayed on the tounge for so long that you were sure she would eventually just gulp it down. But then the scene faded to black before you could be sure. Epic fail!!! And it seems like the povd/passion hd /fantasy hd network does this crap a lot. Also, if she is going to spit she needs to do it right away. I hate it when they keep it in their mouth for a long time in then drool it out. I also hate excessive cum play where they take it out of their mouth with their hands. No, just keep it in your mouth. But I do enjoy some cum gargling once in a while.
Slim Dildos and very big vibrators Big vibrators on a clit blocking an anal scene making all kinds of buzzing noises. It just looks doofy. and slim dildos being eased in and out of a butthole. Its boring and seems like a waste of time.
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DiamondJackman Deactivated User
Straight From My Brown Balls, Using Good Pussy 501 Posts 10/15
Posted - Jan 5 2016 : 1:42PM
*Chicks with no head game. *Pussy eating *IR Drifting
I hate when the girl says "im cummimng" so the guys goes balls deep and stops fucking her and she has to say "no don't stop!!!" and he keeps on a little more then does it again cuz he thinks that's whatll make her cum real hard. Please guys. Don't stop fucking the girl. Its as if u start cumming and they let go of ur dick. Just ruined ur orgasm.
I do consider a woman a MILF only if they have kids. The scene I was referring to the woman was literally in her early 20's and she said out of her own mouth she had 0 kids. They kept for some reason kept calling her a MILF. That's the equivalent of calling a petite bodied woman a BBW or a woman in her 50's a teen. It makes no fucking sense.
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ChrisCon91 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 6 2016 : 12:17PM
I hate deepthroat scenes with little max hardcore dicks like seriously its no challenge at all there gagging and spittin all over the place and your thinkin wtf that dicks tiny Edited by - chriscon91 on 1/6/2016 12:22:05 PM
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Real Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 6 2016 : 1:07PM
I dislike bad presentation and lack of chemistry.Plus I absolutely dislike generic scenes and I by that I mean scenes I feel like I watched 1000 times before but have a different actress.More creativity and distinction wouldnt harm anybody.
Just happen to discover her and I loved a couple her 2010 videos, so I went to a couple other sites for more info about her and discover her massive boob job! She was perfect without the huge boobs and now I am going watching and buy pre-2012 videos. What a waste! Edited by - HarryWild on 1/6/2016 6:50:07 PM Edited by - HarryWild on 1/6/2016 6:53:57 PM
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DiamondJackman Deactivated User
Straight From My Brown Balls, Using Good Pussy 501 Posts 10/15
Posted - Jan 7 2016 : 5:07PM
No the Nigerian Drift!
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Zoiper2009 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 18 2016 : 12:08PM
As a big fan of g/g there's 1 thing that immediately springs to mind that I detest in porn. I don't like toys or strap-ons in my g/g erotica anyway, but for some bizarre reason there are directors that insist on making especially stupid scenes with fake dicks. I'm referring to scenes where one woman has strapped on a dildo, and the other woman starts licking and sucking on that piece of plastic or rubber, while the woman who has the dildo strapped on is acting like all that licking and sucking is not only arousing her, but getting her really excited. If a non-porn viewer's first and only exposure to porn was with a scene exactly like what I just described, it would be quite understandable if he or she were to assume that porn fans must be morons. I really hope that any porn directors or producers who might check out this thread, would take what I said seriously, because that kind of scene is simply at a level of stupidity that must piss off an awful lot of porn fans, besides yours truly. Whenever I run into an idiotic g/g scene like that described above, I make sure to never again buy even 1 more video that contains any name listed on it that was associated with the moronic video.
I hate when a seemingly normal scene veers unexpectedly into niche fetish territory. I was re-watching Asa Akira's old scene from William H.'s Seduction the other night and I hadn't watched it in a long time. Great scene with really good chemistry between Asa and Erik Everhard. All of a sudden at the end though, he decides to cum on her feet. A standard facial would have been a great finish for the scene. Very disappointing.
I like my whiskey old and women young 46 Posts 6/15
Posted - Jan 18 2016 : 2:26PM
"The misogyny, the racism, the crappy camera work, the tendency towards making the models change their natural look, caking beautiful women with way too much makeup to make them look like whores," - RobinWood Agreed! That is something i've never understood about porn. It is much better when they look like they almost does when they are not shooting a porn shoot, but for ex. going out with some friends. Today porn directors can make veryh sexy stars less attractive..... wtf is the point!
^ Reminds me of the one guy I saw on youtube who went on a tangent about pornstars getting dolled up for their scenes. "I like for pornstars to look like regular everyday women who don't wear makeup who I could probably date in real life. That's a lot more relatable to me." is what he has said. Edited by - Dannymanking55 on 1/18/2016 3:41:44 PM
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DiamondJackman Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 18 2016 : 3:40PM
Girls who look like they would rather be some place else than on a porn set.
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Dirk Love Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 18 2016 : 4:52PM
1. Ass Licking or Ass Rimming, If I was a girl in porn I would never do it because I don't want to lick a guys smelling asshole because you never if he is about to fart or ever worst is shit during scenes. 2. Tranny and Gay porn, not my cup of tea anyway but those who watch I have nothing against it 3. Condom in porn scenes, Reason why I don't buy or watches movies from Wicked, it ok for outside of porn but not in porn scenes.
Probably mentioned before, but camera men who don't know when to keep quiet. BangBros are the worst for this. Shut the fuck up you cunt! I cannot enjoy the action with you randomly chatting to the male talent!
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Ben Mockridge Deactivated User
382 Posts 9/15
Posted - Jan 18 2016 : 7:21PM
Yeh so add licking or rimming female buttholes to the non advisory list.
Exactly! I guess most guys want to see the starlets nude. I don't. I want to see them in sexy outfits and stockings and heels. Even while they're having sex.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Jan 21 2016 : 3:51AM
I believe they've cut back on this a lot but many of the older scenes are ruined because of the idiot jabbering off camera, even making dog or gorilla noises. What a jackass.
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Dragon Sign Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 22 2016 : 7:30AM
I always treat DVDs that has such material as garbage and throw it away, material that will fit in the hate-bill speaking of content. "Studs" not behaving at all appearing with limp dicks for the most part and sure at the end of scenes top my hate-list. So I started avoiding such DVDs. Now I thought about checking out some old Diabolic material. At their best, they're really good. I know they have a lot of variety in quality so it's a must to check out what was on reviewers mind as well. I read some review minutes ago: "Daisy Marie and Holly Wellin give us our final chick sandwich scene. They look great together and Tony T greets them as any guy who really likes women would….he starts smacking them around. Come on. Are we really making movies exclusively for an audience of guys who hate women these days? It’s bad enough when the male talent can’t even fake interest in attractive women, but watching someone grab their heads and treat them like blow up dolls is a uninteresting as it anti-erotic. The complete hatred for females seems to be spreading like a virus because they even start choking each other as Tony wedges his meat up Holly’s ass. There are some good shots here, but there is absolutely joy in the sex and no semblance of actual sexual heat coming from this three-way. It is very rare for me to be looking forward to the end of a scene as badly as I was half way through this complete mess." Tony T has alone destroyed so many DVDs that if he was in every scene ever being made I'd settle for magazines.
^Sorry but that is not the case most of the time. I've seen women who look like pornstars but fuck like complete corpses. I've seen the women who don't have a pornstar look but they are skilled at sucking and fucking. You don't know what you're going to get with a package. The package might be what it appears but on the inside something different. Speaking of which I saw this video the other day where it was 30 minutes of cock sucking and 10 minutes of missionary (and no other sex position). While she was sucking the guys dick 15 minutes in she kept saying she wanted to go ahead and fuck and you had this fucking cameraman tell her "no no no you're doing fine keep sucking". It's like dude she has been sucking his dick for 15 fucking minutes! Please move the fuck on from it. You didn't even have time to record more sex positions beyond missionary because you wasted 30 minutes on dick sucking. I hate people that do that.
What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy? 2966 Posts 5/10
Posted - Feb 13 2016 : 3:09AM
Hate is definitive the wrong word, but I am disappointed that you only see the same type of girl in almost every new (anal) scene. Slim, petite, no bo boobs, no booty. If you take a look at sites lik eHardX, DarKX or Tushy, there are so little scene scenes with Milfs or girls like Kelly Divine. It's too bad IMO.
Overly long company logo sequences at the beginning of a scene. HardX does it right; just a brief flash of the logo and then right on into the scene. No need for a bunch of gaudy computer animation that goes on seemingly forever. It's probably actually only ten seconds, but when you're eager to get to work it definitely feels longer.
I have to first say, this doesn't actually happen too often, but it's swallowing themed movies where that's all they talk about during the whole scene. I can live with pre scene questions "How old were you the first time...?" "Why do you like ...?" But when the actors go on with it during the actual scene, I can't stand it. I do actually want to enjoy the rest of the scene. (And if they think that's all anyone cares about, then why have the rest of the scene?)
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Posted - Feb 13 2016 : 11:58PM
MILFs aren't my thing, but I get what you mean-the mainstream gonzo porn market is flooded with the same type of girl (white-usually blonde, petite, slim waist, A/B size breasts, skinny legs and a small ass). For the record, I like a lot of those girls (like Elsa Jean), but I certainly wouldn't mind seeing more variety. As much as I might enjoy an Elsa Jean scene, I also appreciate that there are also girls with different body types for me to enjoy-from AJ Applegate, Remy Lacroix and Keisha Grey, to tattooed babes with big tits like Karmen Karma and Anna Bell Peaks. By the way, you mentioned HardX and DarkX, but I'd say that Greg Lansky's sites are the prime example of a site that features the same "type" of girl-Blacked and Tushy.
When a scene cheats me out of cumshots. Like, there are a certain number of guys - say, four - in a scene but only two pop. What the fuck happened to the other two?? This happens in the first scene of 'Squealer' (Hustler Video), which I started watching last night. Great scene but such a disappointing finale. Those girls needed hosing down good.
^ Ha ha, yeah, I think you mean '10 Man Cum Slam' (Kick Ass Pictures). They can't really get away with cheating viewers there, I suppose, as it's in the title of the movie. The example I gave (above) is far from the only one, though. I suppose that makes me look really shallow, lol.
^Yeah it was. I vaguely remember Tory Lane in 'A Sperm Load a Day 2' actually keeping count with her fingers. In one scene in 'Swallow My Pride 2' the ending is one guy short. They show the missed part over the credits; the guy missed completely. So I'm assuming rather than getting the viewers all upset during the scene, they chose to cut it.
I hate the pull out and jerk for two minutes. I hate the fact that some porn directors won't let the girl finish. I hate sites like Facial Abuse. The shoot is already uncomfortable and sites like Facial Abuse are over the top. Simulated incest and forced sex is terrible and I hate it.
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Ben Mockridge Deactivated User
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Posted - Feb 15 2016 : 5:17AM
Irritates me when guys jerk off over chick waiting in hungry baby bird pose and when they cum it just dribbles off the end of their cock onto the floor - i mean guys know the nature of their own ejaculations and should make the necessary adjustments in their positioning to make sure it goes where it should go. Into baby birds mouth fgs.
My pet peeve is hair color that is not natural. Pink and purple hair, silver hair and other silly colors that don't show up on people's heads in real life
I never thought about the guy making a total balls-up of the cumshot. Still, I think I'd rather see a weak - or missed - pop than no pop at all. When I used to watch stuff like those old Baker's Dozen and Gangbang Girl scenes, I'd find myself mentally counting the loads as they flew (a) to make sure they weren't short and (b) so I could time blowing my own load with that of the last guy. Still mystifies me, though, how these so-called 'professionals' can miss a girl's face/mouth at point blank range. In the almost 20 years I've been with my missus, I've never, when given the offer, missed her face. Lol.
^ In the specific swallowing movies, the guy missing can frustrate everyone - from the director, to the viewer, to even the lady herself. In the part above, the director (Brandon Iron) angrily says to the guy "What was that?" The lady (Angel Long) says to the camera "He didn't get it in my mouth". (In the Guns n' Roses 'Use Your Illusion' concert video, Axl openly simulates masturbating himself while singing the line "I hit the bullseye every night".) Edited by - Simple Simon on 2/16/2016 2:34:31 AM
Sweat Equity 5 - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Jan 3 2016 : 11:03AM
