Reviewers Recommend My DP 9 - review by Captain Jack Director: Laurent Sky, Julia Grandi Starring: Cherry Kiss, Kazumi, Jayla De Angelis, Viola Weber. Read review
^^ True, but part of what makes porn entertaining, IMO, is the unpredictability of cumshots. They should keep the missed pops in and have the guy receive his reprimand accordingly. Occupational hazard of being a male performer, lol. ^ Glass dildoes. I hate glass dildoes. Least erotic thing a woman can shove inside herself.
I agree, dildo sucking does nothing for me. I understand if they are just trying to get the thing wet for insertion, but to act like it is getting them off is dumb.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Feb 16 2016 : 4:12PM
Yeah the simulated bjs on a dildo are goofy. I do like the gem butt plugs though, they are cute and sexy. I love how Mason will have the girl do the tease with the butt plug in but you don't know til they take off their panties.
What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy? 2966 Posts 5/10
Posted - Feb 17 2016 : 3:07AM
Yes, that's nice. But you could have the same effect with the regular sized ones. Those gem plugs are so ridiculous small I am almost sure the girls are unaware of wearing them. And that's not so hot IMO
Well, if the guy doesn't actually pop anything, what is the point? I've often wondered: when a guy turns up for a specific swallowing based movie, not having suitably prepared, are they actually reprimanded? If so, are you saying we should actually see the performance counselling and formal warnings?
^ Nah. You gave an example of an instance in which Brandon Iron reacted angrily to a guy missing a girl's mouth with a cumshot. This was subsequently relegated to the outtakes but what I'm saying is they should keep all the 'fails' in the movie and just give the guy some good-natured stick for his poor aim. That's preferable, to me, than just cutting the pop and leaving the viewer wondering what happened. I'm a hypocrite, I know, 'cause I've just had a go at guys for missing obvious targets but, as Billy Watson of Manojob would say, it's impossible to 'direct' a cumshot.
That reminds me of something else I hate - spitting. It's bad enough that a girl is dry, but gobbing all over the place is revolting. If you need lubrication, lube is sexier. I'd also forgotten how good it feels to have a moan.
Another for me Top star like Jynx Maze or Chanel Preston doing a scene with a low end porn site that uses a guy that does not know how to give a good scene The 2 sites come to mind ErotiqueTVLive and Immoral Live Bluepillmen I can not see how the girls in the scenes are not throwing up or just just running away from the scene
Girls dressed like hookers. It's 0% sexy for me. It pervades modern porn and totally and utterly lacks any class. I'll lay any odds the babes themselves would choose something classier everytime. The babes looking totally dishevelled, make-up, clothes etc, at the facial cumshot. Loses a lot Edited by - zyathon on 2/22/2016 9:07:38 PM
dirty hairy pussy, shaved heads, scary women and movies without DP
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Posted - Feb 22 2016 : 10:25PM
As soon as I read this, I thought back to Carter Cruise's scene for Facialized 2-all of the black mascara she had running down her face kind of tarnished what was a great blowbang scene. So, yeah, I'm also not a fan of the runny/smeared makeup look.
Hairy and dirty?? What kind of porn have you been watching that has visibly dirty pussy?!
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Posted - Feb 23 2016 : 11:03AM
yeh i hate running make up as well - not into the whole gag factor look , i want the girls looking attractive. Also hate it when in a group scene some guy thinks its clever to cum in a girls eyes so she has to keep her eyes closed - the eyes are the window to the girls soul and tell us her state of mind wether shes happy , embarassed , humiliated , bored , whatever - with her eyes glued shut they may as well be shooting their cum on the wall opposite as far as im concerned.
One think i fucking hate is when you take a girl that is all about fucking the guy, take a guy who doesnt know how to sit back and let the girl do her thing and it just makes positions awkward For instance, you will get a pro-dick rider like rachel starr or kelsi monroe having to take on someone like kieren lee, who is so convinced he is gods gift that he doesnt know how to just lay relatively still and let the girl own the position, so instead of a smooth pounding, you get lots of akward stops, hardly any real motion, and before you know it, the position that the porn girl is best suited for has been fucked up
That reminds me of a scene I watched weeks ago. It was a B/G scene and they were both fully naked fucking on a bed and for some unknown fucking reason at the end of the scene the chick went and put back on her black high heeled pumps on the last sex position before the guy popped on her face. After that she took them right the fuck off again. What fucking sense did that make? [o\|]
They were in the bed spooning. I forgot to mention that. Before they actually went into that position they were doing standing doggy (She was not wearing her pumps and her and the guy were the same height). When they got on the bed all of a sudden she put her pumps on and they start doing spooning. When the guy finally came she took them off again for some reason. Why? That makes no sense to me. If anything she would have probably needed the pumps if they were in standing doggy and if she was shorter than him.
They tiny loads black guys give...its always like 2 or 3 little droplets... When black chicks screw up a perfectly good load by keeping their mouths closed the whole time...not that many black girls swallow anyway...
Which is amusing, when during the scene they often tell the lady over and over what she is going to do at the end.Try 'Throat Injection 2'. All Black performers, and the ladies are amazing - the men, not so.
Sorry to hijack the 'hate' thread but just wanted to say I'm a big fan of the 'hooker' look, running makeup and jizz in the eyes. I'll get my coat...
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Posted - Feb 25 2016 : 6:41PM
Porn is too "by the numbers" these days. Its an assembly line of mediocrity. Plus I'm starting to buy into the anti-porn arguments, and I'm feeling the pro-porn arguments are facile and empty. It just isn't fun or sexy anymore. Can't stop thinking about the real person behind the fantasy.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Feb 26 2016 : 3:33AM
^ The assembly line criticism has been true since the beginning of gonzo. There's always been loads of trash in porn. Just be more selective about what you watch and don't OD by watching everthing. There are always good directors and performers, find and support them. No need to feel sorry for great performers like Gianna, for instance.
I think many people probably experience this. There is some grim content out there, and the attitudes of fans often corroborate everything the anti-porners have warned of. Depressing indeed. There is a middle area though--you can value and appreciate the potential and value of porn while also expressing reservations/critiquing the content that is abusive or unethically produced. You can also reflect on societal attitudes without blaming the product that reflects that culture.
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Black women with beautiful, natural curly hair always straighten it when they spend time in the industry. Mia Austin, Julie Kay, Nicole Bexley and now Raven Redmond. I seriously doubt this is because they all prefer their hair straight, it's clearly because agents and producers are telling them they'll get more work if they straighten it. Fuck those people.
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Posted - Feb 28 2016 : 5:19AM
^ I agree . I like black chicks with afro like Arossa Taki here at Ghetto Gaggers - Incidentally she is a very impressive deepthroater especially for an 18 year old.
Absolutely loving the look of a movie - in this case the new Hard X release Anikka vs Kelsi - and then finding out it stars someone I'm, um, not keen on (to put it mildly). I suppose I shouldn't really be surprised - has there been a porno released in the last decade that doesn't feature the talents of a certain Frenchman? Look up the word 'ubiquity' in the dictionary and there'll be a picture of this guy. I'm convinced he's had himself cloned; the dude knocks out smut flicks like bakers do loaves of bread.
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Posted - Feb 28 2016 : 10:42PM
^ LOL, yeah, Manuel's everwhere. Remarkably, though, he's about the only male talent in the biz today who provides a good, worthwhile cumshot. I recently brought this up in Mason's thread-where "cum dribbles," as I like to call 'em, have become the norm, Manuel's about the only guy who can give a girl an honest-to-goodness cumshot.
"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our own minds." 51 Posts 6/12
Posted - Feb 29 2016 : 6:49AM
Things I dislike: -- When a DVD has 6 scenes, but has 121 chapters. Note to production companies: That's what the "A-B button" is for. -- When you're watching a movie with 4 scenes called "All Sexy Desi Indian Women" and the opening credits list the women off as: Azumi Suzuki, Maria Guadalupe Hernandez, Sally Jones and Pia Singh. Then it gets worse when you realize Pia doesn't look Indian either and is really Thai with an American accent. lol This of course goes for all nationalities as they try to "slip" in Asian women in Latina movies, etc, etc. etc. -- Obvious fake tits. You know, the ones that look more like someone has actually stuck two perfectly round cantaloupes on a woman's chest covered up with some skin. Or the ones where someone grabs them and you see the actual internal implant "shift" positions. Or the ones where the nipples clearly don't sit in the right place on the breasts. Or the ones on smaller women who get them so big no matter what position they are in, their breasts never actually move. LOL -- Beautiful natural tits that you love.... until she bends in a different direction and you see a massive surgical scar underneath her breast. -- When a scene starts, the girl pulls the guy's cock out of his pants and you know he took his 72 Viagra pills a few hours ago because his cock is already beyond rock hard. -- Ridiculous tattoos. You know, the ones that are so horrible you want them to go to Tattoo Nightmares and have them covered up or laser removed. Or the ones that are in inopportune locations. The tats more often than not ruin the fantasy the viewer is trying to attain as tattoos are so specific to the individual wearing them. I wonder how many actual women are left in the porn industry who have a significant number of scenes under their belt who have both natural tits and zero tattoos... -- Deformed "peni." Enough said. -- Fake cumshots. -- Roided up males. -- Unenthusiastic performers. It's pretty easy to tell which performers are really into each other and which ones are not. When you get two (or more) performers who are genuinely "into it," 99%+ of the time you end up with a great scene.
I wouldn't say I hate Manuel - I get why he's popular but I just feel deflated when I see his name on a movie, regardless of how appealing the rest of it looks. I understand why the male talent pool is so miniscule but I just get fatigued with the same old faces. It's a fundamental problem porn suffers from.
My DP 9 - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Feb 16 2016 : 8:21AM
