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Ben Mockridge
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Posted - Mar 10 2016 : 6:59AM
^ Apology accepted.
Objecting to your snidy insults isnt aggresive its just pointing out your offensive BS.
Anyway youve apologised so i suggest we both move on.
Edited by - ben mockridge on 3/10/2016 7:00:58 AM
DannyManKing55
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380 Posts
7/12
Posted - Mar 14 2016 : 6:16PM
I remember someone brought this up in this forum a long time ago. Companies that have big ass logos on the photos of their photosets or videos. Let me give an example.
Having your logo on the photos of photosets or videos in the corners and this small is acceptable.
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Having your logo on the photos of photosets or videos this big is fucking unacceptable.
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Companies. You know who you are. Please stop fucking doing that. We don't need your logo to be 1/3 of the fucking photo or video.
mr wong
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121 Posts
1/16
Posted - Mar 14 2016 : 7:16PM
Stay away from CzechCasting then. They hard encode English subtitles throughout their videos with the guy saying dumb comments like "I really like your tits" during the sex scenes. Completely unwatchable for me.
DannyManKing55
Member

380 Posts
7/12
Posted - Mar 14 2016 : 8:13PM
I like CzechcCasting and I like the fact that they add subtitles. I don't mind subtitles in foreign speaking porn scenes. The problem that I have is the huge ass fucking logos that some companies use in their photos and videos that take up 1/3 of the fucking view. I am not lying. There is company that have their logos cover up about 1/3 of their photos or videos. It fucking pinches my ass as to why they think that is a good idea.
 
chessmaster
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768 Posts
6/12
Posted - Mar 14 2016 : 8:20PM
It doesn't need to be there at all tbh. If you purchased the porn legally it's not like we don't know who it's from. Maybe they do it so the people on the tube sites know where to find it.
DannyManKing55
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380 Posts
7/12
Posted - Mar 14 2016 : 8:38PM
Exactly. I can understand if there was some asshole who was stealing it. Put that shit as big as you can get it to actually make them pay for it. But to do it to people who are subscribed to you or have paid for your scenes is fucking ridiculous.
ninja1
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2939 Posts
1/08
Posted - Mar 14 2016 : 9:20PM
^The porn on the tubesites/torrents/etc. came from/through a "legitimate" buyer at the beginning of the chain. Then it gets spread everywhere. So the huge logo needs to be on everything because everyone is theoretically a potential pirate. That's how the companies see it.
Edited by - ninja1 on 3/14/2016 9:29:02 PM
Huka1331
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148 Posts
12/15
Posted - Mar 28 2016 : 9:23PM
Lesbian scenes
Mass Facialties
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9/13
Posted - Mar 30 2016 : 3:13AM
As someone who enjoys photosets as much as videos...I HATE it when all of the "solo" pics in a photoset have the girl sitting and/or lying down. It fuckin' kills me when a photographer provides you with no pics of the girl standing up, which provides you with the best view of her body. Greg Lansky (Blacked/Tushy) is one photographer that especially frustrates me in this regard because he's so inconsistent-some scenes have several fantastic solo pics in their galleries, while there will be others that don't have any at all.
I mean, why the fuck can't he include pics like these in every single photo gallery?!
Semi Nude Full Frontal
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Semi Nude Full Rear
Semi Nude Full Rear 2.jpg
Full Frontal Nude
Full Frontal Nude 2.jpg
Full Rear Nude
Full Rear Nude 2.jpg

JackSparrow
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7235 Posts
7/11
Posted - Mar 30 2016 : 3:29AM
Virtual Reality Stuff and POV Style for sure lately
Mass Facialties
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9/13
Posted - Apr 1 2016 : 11:57AM
Low-to-the-ground camera angles, where you're lookin' up at the action. I refer to it as "dog's eye view," because I feel like I'm a fuckin' dog lookin' up at the girl's ass. Ironically, this is a trademark of my favorite director in the biz, Mason. She uses this unappealing camera angle for the majority of her tease sequences.
Example:
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Porn Minister
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86 Posts
3/16
Posted - Apr 1 2016 : 9:01PM
Porn sites without an advanced or at least good working search. Those who are misleading.
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Supporter
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Meh
4655 Posts
10/13
Posted - Apr 1 2016 : 10:33PM
Not much of an issue in the HD era, but back in the early to mid 2000s one of my biggest pet peeves is when a performer would wear "hot colors" or striped clothing that that would show up distorted on video. The director should have had the technical acumen to know what patterns wouldn't show up well and what colors would bleed. Instead you get a scene with all kinds of weird effects.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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9/07
Posted - Apr 2 2016 : 12:04AM
It's great for tease imo. My problem is when Adriano shoots almost the whole scene in this way.
 
Simple Simon
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12302 Posts
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Posted - Apr 2 2016 : 12:18AM
In 'Gangbang Auditions 10', the BTS of Ariana Jollee's scene shows female camera oprerator, Su, taking these shorts during the scene. You see Su kneeling down to get the angle, nudging the naked guys to get out of the shot, and telling everyone how the shots were looking. I found this all very arousing.
draghixafan
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Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush!
2378 Posts
7/09
Posted - Apr 14 2016 : 2:11AM
Hey BlackSix,
For mine JJs early gear was awesome, Salieri still holds up, as does the entire Private catalog.
I think you're right about Ninn, is really more rep than actual, but still love the Jill Kelly scenes and the MegaSplash scene in Latex.
Never said anything about DPs and DAPS though?..
My point has always been everything today is the same formula.. sexy intro then cut to naked/couch/facial for 40 mins of angry ugly sex obviously being paid to fuck porn. Sure I don't mind the odd scene, but not EVERY scene, and talking niche this started for me with Stacked, DVDs of 2 scenes of 45 mins each of 3 girls getting jack hammered by Erik Everhard (I thought), but now its become mainstream and everywhere of now one girl and that Erik Everhard patented 200 rams-per-second jack-hammering style, in every scene.
Forgot about Leslie, yeah great movies those, the Dog Walker peepshow and Catwoman opening alley & Zara scenes are some favs (though after those two does kind of fades into just big hair and fake tits), Chameleons is pretty average except for the spectacular blond and the realler sex, and thats what I miss..
I miss scenarios, instead of naked in identical rooms and positions.
I miss cock worhsipping and genuine sex, instead of skull fucking and jack-hammering.
I miss the girls enjoying and the different cumshots, instead of her uncomfortable expression as dude jerks off on her face.
I miss the post cum play, instead of fade/cut to black.
So I was wrong about the prostitute angle, and her wanting to sell her fuckbot abilities, but I just miss girls enjoying the sex instead of enduring it, and seeing what I loved in the classics and 90s in todays HD.
Sure is always imagination and lack of it, but toaday's complete lack of it and everything sticking to tired boring fomula is my problem.
Manuel and Eddie, Manual stuff in that big house with the green hall when he used to fuck girls around the entire house, on the floor, against the wall, as opposed to just the couch/bed where hot, looked quickly at Eddie and The Cute Little Babysitter 5 and whereas it could be a cool babysitter scenario, but is instead exactly the formula I'm talking about.
Ryan Madison is one of the very few who is doing something different, his Brooke Wylde and Jessica Robbins scenes are two of the best, sure long scenes and a bit of endurance but so many interesting positions.
Nightdreams and Cafe Flesh.. love both of these, always heard Wall of Voodo started in porn soundtracks, was amazed to find the movie haha, and the Cafe Flesh scene of the girl on top of the girl in a glass cage scene, the ending when the dude she is blowing cums on her and she is O mouth ecstasy after, which is what I want to see when I am watching and cum..
Another example is the gorgeous Marilyn Jess in Pensionnat De Jeunes Filles, the opening scene in red thigh high fuck me boots long gloves and a choker as we see her ecstatic face as she is fucked doggy against a bed head frame, the taxi driver scene where afterwards she is in ecstasy with the cum all over her chest and face, and the finale of her 4 suits on table gangbang and all of them all cumming all over her at once as she rolls around deliriously..
Or the Desiree Cousteas scene in Tales of Tiffany Lust, at a bar and the bartender and two patrons have sex with her while the crowd watches, great positions of her lying on her back over the bar with her dress pulled down to reveal her tits and her head upside down over the bar and camera angles from below and above as she blows the bartender, while she is having sex with one of the other two, and with a girl in the crowd having a slow-motion inter-cut dream sequence of it being her in Desiree's place....
THAT is what I want to see, with today's girls, in today's HD!
Or sexy stage shows, like the 'smoking' hot lesbian scene in Flesh Dance, a movie with the unbelievably limited career of the perfect bodied Shanna Evans (and that disappointing finale scene where talking Leslie he's having too much fun to lets us see her goodies lol)..
Or talking Marilyn Jess the iconic scene of french superstar Brigitte Lahaie and her spectacular tits as she wears sunglasses while giving hands on sex education to a classroom of schoolgirls in Les Petites Ecolières.
I could go on, and on, and on, and on, and on...
Or to close, both my namesake and talking John Leslie, Draghixa in the first Voyeur 1 movie, with views including from outside the house looking in the windows as she gets her ass reamed and a huge load of cum again (who wouldn't) shot all over her perfect tits and face.
drag out :)
Edited by - draghixafan on 4/14/2016 3:11:42 AM
Simple Simon
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12302 Posts
2/15
Posted - Apr 14 2016 : 3:36AM
In the group sex scenes, I hate when the men talk over the woman. To me, in non-hardcore scenes, the men saying 'she' and 'her' should be banned.
Question: Is calling the lady by her name already banned?
draghixafan
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Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush!
2378 Posts
7/09
Posted - Apr 15 2016 : 10:14PM
Sorry of OT rant.. and ongoing..
Just rewatched Salieri's Dracula, and definitely still holds up! His famous two simultaneous scenes, girl watching masturbating in foreground or background behind and viewable through the action in the scene, and then joins in, stunning natural girls in sexy costumes/outfits often for a large part of the scene, only issue is he does sadly tend to fade to back immediately after the cumshot :(
Just watched Getting Lucky (1984) for the first time, needed more Shanna Evans after watching Flesh Dance again too, again sadly disappointed by her lack of screen time, but otherwise how had I missed this one I dunno, guy takes 3 girls to the back of his van fucks each of them including anal for the last girl and a cumshot for each, while throughout the other two watch, masturbate and talk dirty in the background.
This kind of stuff in HD today!
Sorry last OT post.
Edited by - draghixafan on 4/15/2016 10:25:52 PM
draghixafan
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Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush!
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Posted - Apr 16 2016 : 1:30AM
I like that angle occasionally, not throughout but is hot now and then for blowjobs and also standing action.
DannyManKing55
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380 Posts
7/12
Posted - May 6 2016 : 1:48AM
When someone in a scene states the obvious. Let me give an example. I saw a scene where the guy came on the woman tits. She is looking down at her cum splattered tits. You have someone who was watching the scene as a spectator say to her "Do you know you have cum on your tits?". No one payed what he said any attention and for good reason. If he was saying that to be funny it failed horribly. Even his delivery of the line was ass. If he was dead serious about letting her know that cum was on her tits then thank you captain obvious. She has two eyes and have her head tilted down looking and touching it. She performed in the scene and saw the guy splooge on her tits. What the fuck was the point of you saying that?
vladimir25
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104 Posts
1/12
Posted - May 6 2016 : 2:40PM
Speaking of pictures, why can't photographers provide more widescreen pics? It's so hard to find decent pictures for wallpapers. Just give me some pics with the girl facing the camera and lying down or whatever and taking up as much of the picture as possible. Bonus points for end scene pics of just the girl with cum all over her in widescreen which never seems to happen in the photography I've seen. For every picture set it seems like there's only two or three pictures shot at a wide angle and they aren't usually the cream of the crop quality-wise.
Edited by - vladimir25 on 5/6/2016 2:46:39 PM
Mass Facialties
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Posted - May 6 2016 : 6:34PM
^
Bangbros is one site that shoots almost all of their pics with a wide lense camera. Also, for hardcore pics, almost all of the ones for Brazzers are widescreen shots.
Ronald
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544 Posts
5/05
Posted - May 6 2016 : 7:49PM
I hate dirty nasty pussy bush, piercings and shaved heads, poor lighting and movies without DP. I also don't like it when director shows a dick/dicks pumping in and out of a woman with just between cheeks visible, light the pussy or ass better and pull cheeks open
SgtSausage
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Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - May 10 2016 : 2:01AM
Loud excessive insincere moaning while i'm trying to hear ass noises.
Put something large in her mouth
 
PlanZ
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74 Posts
4/16
Posted - May 10 2016 : 2:17AM
Fake rimming. Where the (usually) girls pretend to lick by waggling their tongues in the air a centimeter from their co-performer's asshole, accompanied by theatrical groaning.
It's as if they hope no one will notice.
Simple Simon
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12302 Posts
2/15
Posted - May 10 2016 : 5:55AM
^ Wow. I hate seeing real rimming.
coming soon
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1705 Posts
2/11
Posted - May 10 2016 : 7:05AM
Pushy porn fans. The whole "she needs to... " shtick. Enjoy the fucking porn and stop acting like a counselor when it's just about your personal fantasy.
Dragon Sign
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3381 Posts
12/13
Posted - May 11 2016 : 4:50PM
FBI telling me shit I won't consider before DVD gets started
SteveKub
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78 Posts
9/13
Posted - May 12 2016 : 7:50PM
It can't be said too many times: condoms. I will never, ever watch or buy a scene in which they are used.
I also hate fake balloon tits and excessive talking/moaning. Just shut up and fuck.
simon33333 All-Star Supporter
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828 Posts
9/09
Posted - May 13 2016 : 8:46PM
I hate very weak ( no semen coming from penis, or very little) when shooting the money shot on the face or where ever it's done.
Rondoe99
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231 Posts
1/16
Posted - May 13 2016 : 9:21PM
Male pornstars who don't kiss the girls they're fucking. The more passionate the better. My eyes are always on the woman, and her energy matters, but it's the guy who actually drives the scene and gets the most out of her.
Any scene that is five positions then pop. Just let the pornstars go at it and encourage them if they're boring.
Any scene that is middle of the road. Don't let the girls lay there. Either be sexy and passionate or be hot and dirty.
It sucks when the girl looks like she doesn't wanna be there. I like girls who smile and talk dirty when they get fucked.
Close ups of any kind. The hottest thing going on at any given moment may be off camera.
Bad edits. Infuriating when they start to kiss and the editor cuts out into another shot.
POVs: I don't mind a pov shot from time to time, but why do a whole scene that way? I'd rather you just plant the camera down off to the side if you can't find someone to film.
That's enough for now.

DannyManKing55
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380 Posts
7/12
Posted - May 14 2016 : 12:03AM
^Exactly. I don't mind POV and it can really make the scene good if shot right but I rather have them put the camera on a tripod then risk the scene being a jerky mess. POV is something you can easily fuck up if you're not careful.
Mass Facialties
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9/13
Posted - May 14 2016 : 12:03AM
With Manuel's absence now, it does seem like there aren't any guys in the biz that can produce a good cumshot. Seems like every fuckin' cumshot nowadays is a weak "dribbler."
draghixafan
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Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush!
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7/09
Posted - May 14 2016 : 7:59PM
Because it's POV, its meant to simulate me doing the action, and any time the camera is not in POV during a POV scene destroys that..
One thing I HATE in porn the most is POV scenes that shows non-POV angles, unless there is a reason for it. Completely destroys the fantasy and the point of POV.
 
draghixafan
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Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush!
2378 Posts
7/09
Posted - May 14 2016 : 8:03PM
My other POV hate is the 45 degree angle "POV" where your dick is sticking out of the bottom corner of the screen, how am I meant to feel as though that is me doing it exactly..
Agree POV is easy to fuck up, and is done so consistently.
Edited by - draghixafan on 5/14/2016 8:22:31 PM
draghixafan
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Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush!
2378 Posts
7/09
Posted - May 14 2016 : 8:19PM
If they want to mix up camera angles in a POV scene, could try..
MMF POV?
or setting up a tripod for another angle..
Voyeurism from Porn for Pervertz?
Say a hot girl masturbating nearby for example, the master Mario Salieri used to do this a lot, and maybe even describing the sex and how it is turning her on, maybe even some JOI :) Switch between the POV view from the sex seeing her masturbating, and her POV view from the couch of the sex, throw in a mirror somewhere to get both in the shot, and awesome! And.. scene...
Dragon Sign
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12/13
Posted - May 15 2016 : 5:25PM
I've bought DVDs for a strong decade now, they flow in from the states and been landing all over the place: I have yet to see a condom in action, baby. With just one exception for some greatest hits compilation coming out from the higly regarded studio whose name I've deleted from my very stream of concience.
Ksmooth31
Member

249 Posts
9/09
Posted - May 16 2016 : 6:52PM
Weak money shots, guys who spit in girl's mouth's, WTF???
Body shots for extended periods of time the WORST when the intercourse is intense, i want to see faces. I also can not STAND when guys kiss girls IMMEDIATELY after they've given them oral, WHY DO SO MANY MALE STARS DO THIS?????!!! It's BEYOND a trend at this point, almost seems standard & i just find it fucking DISGUSTING, are that many guys eager to taste their own dicks??? I know i'm not & i've never ONCE done this
POV, might as well use a machine
Gaping, male stars get SO turned on by this, i don't get the appeal of looking at the red insides of a females asshole or a rosebud for that matter
Cum cocktails or spoon feeding girls cum, how these females don't puke is beyond me, i hate any kind of cum play period actually
DannyManKing55
Member

380 Posts
7/12
Posted - May 16 2016 : 7:07PM
If I live to be 100 I'll never understand why people like to see a guy spit in a woman's mouth. I'm with you 100% on that.
With gaping. Ain't nothing like seeing a female's innards but I can see why people don't like it. Some people don't like the whole idea of literally fucking a woman's guts out. But i'm digressing.
Just cum in there mouth for fucks sake. Why the hell do they do that? If you want them to taste and or eat the cum just erupt in their mouth.
ninja1
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2939 Posts
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Posted - May 16 2016 : 7:30PM
I don't like it either. But I'll venture a guess that some guys like it because it is degrading. Similar to some think anal sex is degrading. And rimming a guy is degrading. And getting forcibly throatfucked. Or guys pissing on girls. All degrading stuff. Something about degradation has appeal to some viewers.
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Supporter
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Meh
4655 Posts
10/13
Posted - May 16 2016 : 7:38PM
^ Precisely. For anyone interested in understanding the appeal of degrading porn, I took a stab at explaining my own interest in it with this post.
2fXZ5yn6vqqC
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135 Posts
3/16
Posted - May 16 2016 : 7:46PM
Squirting. I don't like porn fakery, and porn squirting is about as bad as it gets. Feels like both the producer and performer are running a con
drdd75
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1409 Posts
3/16
Posted - May 17 2016 : 12:55AM
draghixafan
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Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush!
2378 Posts
7/09
Posted - May 17 2016 : 2:31AM
Unless you were the unfortunate victim of a smelting accident and had your junk surgically replaced with a plastic cock there is no way it feels like you, as said above, the purpose of POV, and so is pretty pointless, especially CGi cumshots :)
Helvein
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2 Posts
5/16
Posted - May 18 2016 : 2:10PM
Fake breasts
Lack of passion during scenes
Scenes with any kind og abuse or humiliation towards women like facial abuse.
darthroc
Member

754 Posts
4/14
Posted - May 18 2016 : 2:35PM
I think Ive said this before but I will have to say it again: I HATE excessive cum play. What I mean by that is when the girl takes the cum out of her mouth with her fingers and plays with, puts the cum back in her mouth, takes it out again. She needs to either just spit or swallow. I dont mind cum gargling, that's fine. But I dont like blowing cum bubbles either. Luckily there arent many girls that do this, but the few who do it tend to do it A LOT. London Keyes and Abigail Mac are perfect examples. Two girls that are perfect in just about every other way and I had to blacklist them for their excessive cum play.
2fXZ5yn6vqqC
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135 Posts
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Posted - May 18 2016 : 5:28PM
I have always thought cum play was to avoid swallowing without looking like they were spitting it out? Like "oooh I love cum so much I don't want to just swallow it right away. Watch me worship it and gargle it and please don't notice that every time I do this more and more runs down my chin"
Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
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7238 Posts
1/09
Posted - May 18 2016 : 6:21PM
^ If a person doesn't enjoy swallowing cum, it doesn't make sense to me that they would instead prefer to keep it in their mouth for ages, tasting it as thoroughly as possible. Is there some other reason a person wouldn't swallow beyond a distaste for semen?
2fXZ5yn6vqqC
Member

135 Posts
3/16
Posted - May 18 2016 : 6:46PM
There's definitely a psychological component to swallowing vs spitting. Why would guys like it if it were all the same?
SgtSausage
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Pleased to Meat you
376 Posts
10/15
Posted - May 18 2016 : 8:56PM
i hear that Cum is good for womens teeth and that they should brush their teeth with dick. Is this true ?



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