Guys using toys on girls. - I mean come on, a toy is a substitute for a dick. There's a dick right there. The toy is useless.

Girls who dodge and/or react negatively to facial cumshots. - What's the big deal? It wipes and washes right off. If she doesn't like cum, I would think it would be far worse to have it in her mouth. At least she doesn't have to taste it on her face. Besides, I'm sure it isn't a surprise. She knows what's going to happen and agreed to it beforehand. So unless it gets in her eye and is stinging I don't expect to see any avoidance or negative reactions.

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Edited by - lsnoop on 3/23/2019 1:32:07 PM

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Chewed up buttholes and asshole flaps/lips. Saw this one nice looking woman with a big piece of skin covering her hole. I'd rather see a hand in the way

When you can tell that she's worried that shit came out her butthole into someone's mouth during an anal creampie session. She has that "did I just....?" Look.

The 1-2-3 countdown to a gape show.. it's annoying

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I dont know if these guys that squeeze a few drops of cum out are not taking enough days off to "recover" or if its something else but that should be a cardinal sin. Terrible imo. Its not hard to build up a healthy load. A few days without cumming and lots of water. Maybe these guys are popping early before the scene finishes or something.

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Edited by - Secret Guy on 4/3/2019 3:41:26 PM

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When a scene does not give me what i want to a tee. I demand them to be done 100% the way i like them to the letter. Overtime ive become far more particular to what i want.
And anything that strays from it and im....OUT!!!

I demand perfection!!!

Porn sites with bad layouts and designs. And that are confusing/hard to navigate.

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Edited by - philly26 on 4/4/2019 1:30:25 PM

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You know, I was about to put this in the "Shit in porn you don't understand" thread but since y'all brought it up I might as well keep it here. In my 7 years watching porn I have never understood how blowjob only scenes have been successful either. Which means I have to avoid companies like Swallowed or Amateur Allure, those do NOTHING for me so whenever I see my favorite stars shoot for those companies I'm like "aaawwww man this is lame!" What turns me on with girls in general (this is even before watching porn) are their boobs and their ass on their sexy bodies, and there's so much you can do with their boobs and ass (vagina or anal), but blowjobs only like seriously? There is NOTHING you can do with that.

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The Naked Female body is a gift. Why would you leave the wrapping paper on?

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I've learned to be ok with porn girls with tattoos but if the guy fucking the girl has a zillion tattoos, I'm out. Ugh.

All the step-brother, father, sister, mother shit can go pound sand too.

Edited by - Dminor7th on 4/11/2019 2:37:32 PM

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Anal is a genetic thing that NOT all performers can try because it may not be pleasurable or damaging to their butt hole. So when there are performers who can't do anal, I can understand that, yet so many fans assume a newcomer is going to do an explosive anal scene from day 1 and it's so annoying.

IR is a racial term that goes by skin color and shouldn't exist at all, so people shouldn't come up with poor excuses as for why performers don't do it, but too bad the term is fetishized and used for marketing purposes. There are millions of excuses for not doing anal. There's NO excuse for not doing IR, so don't put those two terms in the same sentence. I can't stand that.

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