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draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09	Posted - Jul 1 2017 : 12:27AM Jackie Treehorn wrote: One of the worst looking ones was that guy that had a bullet belt tattoo on his leg. It just screams "I'm a tool". Click to expand Simple Simon wrote: ^ I thought it was meant to scream: "I'm a gun". Click to expand Maybe he should have got them tattoed on his ballsack :D Edited by - draghixafan on 7/1/2017 12:28:55 AM [Link]
Deathstars62 Deactivated User 365 Posts 11/15	Posted - Jul 1 2017 : 6:09AM Girls doing facials but refusing to swallow like Capri Cavanni or Nicole Aniston. Just stick to creampies until you're actually willing/ready to do it Just awkward to watch them with their sealed lips and "I'm trying not to puke" look On a similar note, girl gagging after a facial : check Farrah Valentine's Passion-HD scene. Worst facial ever Edited by - Deathstars62 on 7/2/2017 7:18:54 AM [Link]
johnnyscorpio Member Imma Jerkoff 153 Posts 6/16	Posted - Jul 1 2017 : 7:22AM i hate guys making a lot of noise when they are about to cum, when they're cumming, and/or after they cum. thoroughly gross. i don't even want to hear the male's reactions to his pleasure hardly at all, let alone him screaming like a little bitch [Link]
Jado3Dhead Deactivated User 564 Posts 3/16	Posted - Jul 1 2017 : 8:14AM ^ I actually prefer the groaning, as I like to hear how good it feels. Call me twisted but it gets me off. [Link]

johnnyscorpio Member Imma Jerkoff 153 Posts 6/16	Posted - Jul 1 2017 : 8:41AM Jado3Dhead wrote: ^ I actually prefer the groaning, as I like to hear how good it feels. Call me twisted but it gets me off. Click to expand i should change what i said----some groaning ok, but not excessive, continuous, bitch-like OMG OMG OMG OMG expressions [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08	Posted - Jul 1 2017 : 11:43AM edit: accidental post Edited by - killbillvol69 on 7/1/2017 11:44:14 AM [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Jul 1 2017 : 9:38PM Forced Fart scenes where the director is screaming at her to do it and then catches a fit if it isn't loud enough. ....The fuck is wrong with people [Link]
Deathstars62 Deactivated User 365 Posts 11/15	Posted - Jul 2 2017 : 12:39PM Girls talking with that annoying Kardashian-like vocal fry. Some Vixen or Tushy videos have girls talking that way for five minutes during the introduction, it doesn't sound sexy, just retarded [Link]
draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09	Posted - Jul 2 2017 : 8:47PM Jado3Dhead wrote: ^ I actually prefer the groaning, as I like to hear how good it feels. Call me twisted but it gets me off. Click to expand Starting to wonder in my aging years.. as I now have a fondness for ladyboys and hearing guys groan gets me off too.. [Link]
Jado3Dhead Deactivated User 564 Posts 3/16	Posted - Jul 2 2017 : 9:56PM Deathstars62 wrote: Girls talking with that annoying Kardashian-like vocal fry. Some Vixen or Tushy videos have girls talking that way for five minutes during the introduction, it doesn't sound sexy, just retarded Click to expand Sheena Shaw is an example. Great to watch but her voice is just OTT and put on. Edited by - Jado3Dhead on 7/2/2017 9:57:18 PM [Link]
Seijuro Senior Member 1389 Posts 12/09	Posted - Jul 3 2017 : 4:52AM DPs where the guy on the bottom doesn't move or just can't stay hard while the other guy is doing all the work. [Link]
Simple Simon Senior Member 12302 Posts 2/15	Posted - Jul 3 2017 : 5:24AM Cumshots in the middle of the scene. But obviously some people must like it. ^ I remember Lauren Phoenix once yelling at the camera operator to get the DP while it was going. [Link]
johnnyscorpio Member Imma Jerkoff 153 Posts 6/16	Posted - Jul 5 2017 : 7:56AM Oil, too much lube on assholes, giggling, bathtubs. Guys getting carried away saying how beautiful the girl is, gushing. Girls who are non-verbal. Choking the girl with hands. Guys who take a long time to deliver cum shot. Ridiculous amounts of slobber. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jul 8 2017 : 2:28PM When a girl just goes through the motions for an entire scene...just moans and makes random noises without any dirty talk whatsoever. [Link]

PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10	Posted - Jul 8 2017 : 2:33PM ^ +1,000 and there are a number of girls who are doing that now [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jul 8 2017 : 2:47PM ^ Yes indeed and I'm not going to name drop, but one girl had a strong debut scene and since then no dirty talk she looks bored during scenes. Idk how many more of her scenes I will watch if she continues her lackluster performance. [Link]
cured Member 96 Posts 6/11	Posted - Jul 8 2017 : 2:55PM Yeah, the lack of dirty talk, especially in IR scenes, has me very annoyed these days too. [Link]
Guitarplyr1990 Member 93 Posts 7/17	Posted - Jul 10 2017 : 8:37PM Close up shots of the penetration, going overboard on dirty talk, unrealistic looking positions, lack of creativity, flat chested chicks, facials, unreasonably large men, lack of a good plot. [Link]
yeongil Member 22 Posts 9/16	Posted - Jul 11 2017 : 6:42AM Hate is a strong word. Here are some of the things I don't like in porn. These are my opinions only: - Anal (I find anal sex disgusting tbh) - Facials - Scenes that do not end in a pussy creampie - Pussy creampies where the guy's dick is only partway in. (Let him cum deep! I don't care if the girl can't push it out afterwards.) - Guys who are too loud at climax. (He doesn't have to be silent... just not too loud so that I can't hear the girl moaning.) - Tattoos - Girls who appear uninterested during scenes and the moans are obviously fake - Condoms - Bad lighting - Scenes that are way too long - Fake tits (or I should say, so-so to badly done boob jobs) - Videos that are incorrectly tagged on tube sites (I hate it when I watch a video that has a creampie tag and not have a creampie, for example) - Pixelation in Japanese porn - No penetration in Korean porn (or at least, hardly any that I can find... I'm not talking about amateur here) [Link]
Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13	Posted - Jul 11 2017 : 10:10AM ^ - Videos that are incorrectly tagged on tube sites (I hate it when I watch a video that has a creampie tag and not have a creampie, for example)" Click to expand Gee, that's gotta suck. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Jul 11 2017 : 12:01PM Proffesional faults, amateurs having a party, or whatever they call it in sportsland. You have these games where teams are supposed to hit the gass, play some fuckin' ball, do some tricks, just to get in scoring position. Then cocksuckers slow down, do some lame acts, maybe act like they're retarded by playing dead on the field. Shit goes on in porn too way to often, too, like a ballgame in slow motion, no moves, just talk, talk, talk till u lose your patience, then lonesome spectator do not like that, sometimes he feels for a quick whistle, just to blow things apart. Suckers slowing down pace way too much, sometimes they should be sent straight into the shower, replaced by some other guns, ready to kick in some doors and make a great scene right away. Edited by - Dragon Sign on 7/11/2017 12:02:45 PM [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jul 24 2017 : 3:09PM When girls repeatedly say "thank you" as they are getting fucked. It's annoying imo. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Jul 26 2017 : 11:50AM I'm not a fan of lame artwork. A low pulse in leading directing role, pushing the repeat button all the time. Creativity do matter. Those having a laidback attitude regarding that matter should really take a timeout. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jul 27 2017 : 2:42PM When you hear the director in the background talking or giving direction. [Link]

Jado3Dhead Deactivated User 564 Posts 3/16	Posted - Jul 27 2017 : 11:17PM ^ You mean if the hearing is unintentional, or both? [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jul 28 2017 : 1:42PM ^ Unintentional is fine, it's when you blatantly hear them. [Link]
Jado3Dhead Deactivated User 564 Posts 3/16	Posted - Jul 28 2017 : 2:18PM ^ Yeah, I understand. But when Mason did it in her early years, that's an exception. lol [Link]
terroin Member 17 Posts 9/14	Posted - Jul 28 2017 : 2:26PM As I've said before here, I'm not a great fan of semen on the face; it's overplayed and can look exploitative. I hate scenes that maintain a tight focus on the girl's face, so even when cum is clearly landing (or being actively drooled) elsewhere on her body, the camera still refuses to back off and let us see the full effect. [Link]
terroin Member 17 Posts 9/14	Posted - Jul 28 2017 : 2:30PM draghixafan wrote: Jackie Treehorn wrote: One of the worst looking ones was that guy that had a bullet belt tattoo on his leg. It just screams "I'm a tool". Click to expand Simple Simon wrote: ^ I thought it was meant to scream: "I'm a gun". Click to expand Maybe he should have got them tattoed on his ballsack :D Edited by - draghixafan on 7/1/2017 12:28:55 AM Click to expand Isn't there a guy who has a chainsaw tattooed on his thigh? Now there's a tool. [Link]
codenameir Member 14 Posts 7/17	Posted - Jul 28 2017 : 2:41PM I use to be a mad fan of studios like evil angel, elegant angel, hardx , jules jordan but now my taste has shifted towards studios like naughty america, brazzers, marc dorcel / dorcel club , throated.com , vixen.com , office obsession , tushy.com , babes.com etc. I realized most of the reason being many of the popular large scale production houses have dropped the quality of porn in terms of : choice of attire , sex positions , make up budget , proper lights , scene locations. Its a combination of these in all the movies that make it bad , average , good or awesome. Things I hate would be: 1) Why can't rest of the large scale porn houses use camera positions and angles like dorcel club, digitalplayground . the steady focused quality is so much better than watching a shaky cam movie from jules jordan, evil angel etc. 2) My interest with ass , gonzo , fast paced , shaky , anal , hardcore rough sex porn has shifted to less intense porn like I've seen in marc dorcel / digitalplayground / tushy / babes.com movies. Is this normal? Why can't evil angel or jules jordan make such movies anymore. Their movies till 1-2 years ago wasn't that much gooey or nasty. Now its become mostly unwatchable for me. 3) Why don't these popular studios show "oral creampies" as actual oral creampies like bursting inside the mouth.. rather than pouring it out by floating their dicks outside her mouth. [Link]
SgtSausage Member Pleased to Meat you 376 Posts 10/15	Posted - Jul 28 2017 : 7:24PM there's a lot of hate in this thread lol perhaps because people overload on the visuals and become desensitized. remember how it was when you were younger. just seeing people fuck made you horny and you had no complaints. Become a virgin again [Link]
Simple Simon Senior Member 12302 Posts 2/15	Posted - Jul 29 2017 : 9:39PM Jado3Dhead wrote: ^ Yeah, I understand. But when Mason did it in her early years, that's an exception. lol Click to expand Yes. I don't like hearing a male director; but actually quite enjoy hearing a female director. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Jul 31 2017 : 7:03AM The lack of five scenes and a great bonus features. What does it cost doing a BTS? Instead they talk and talk prior to scenes untill I lose my patience. They even sit there acting lame fully clothed, showing off low IQ. This ain't no freakin' radio channel. [Link]
Simple Simon Senior Member 12302 Posts 2/15	Posted - Jul 31 2017 : 9:24AM ^ Ummm ... FF? But funny you talk about IQ. I saw a movie where the pre-scene chats was the director asking the young ladies general knowledge questions. [Link]

balbars Member 668 Posts 4/10	Posted - Jul 31 2017 : 12:12PM Scenes of sex with heavy muscled women....... [Link]
drdd75 Senior Member 1409 Posts 3/16	Posted - Jul 31 2017 : 2:12PM Girls who are too petite, skinny, or underweight. That's a huge turnoff for me. I love girls who are balanced with good curves or excellent waist to hip ratio. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jul 31 2017 : 3:29PM ^ I think you really like Sidney Alexis and Skylar Snow then. Skylar is one of my current faves. [Link]
westerncop Member 213 Posts 6/11	Posted - Aug 10 2017 : 6:24PM Sound tracks that overwhelm the sex scene. Some of the music is idiotic and wouldn't be played by a cheap band in a dive bar on weekdays much less a weekend. Foreign porn with horrible dubbing especially the sounds of the female star. Beautiful women but the dubbing is a turn off. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Aug 10 2017 : 6:43PM I hate fucking cops, if I'm having my finger on the trigger, I use an empty chamber. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - Aug 10 2017 : 6:57PM One day not so long ago, I was in a winning position. Pick 7 got my way, and instead of hitting the highway, I just played some rock and roll. I had a lot of things going no where, and now was the time to cut loose. So I played some rock and roll. I even ate my food, chicken I guess, and was about to open bottle of red wine volume two - which I never do - like I never get to pick 7 - because Sunday I could just do sleep it off anyway. BOOM, half past eleven o'clock, in some kinda mexican shootout situation, hell is loose right after Axl Rose or something. In come these cops, I already had silenced everything, I just sat there and explained my whereabouts. Pretty little cop, blonde as it gets, watched my space, I'm pretty sure she got her eyes spinning a lot. These were the days I had a huge hung up on Kimber Day, so Will Powers' cock was stuck in her at my table, like some of those chicken bones on table had a bonus feature, Teens Like It Big or something, Lethal Hardcore knew how to fix those setups. I didn't quite. But I kept still like a mouse, looking nice like Kimber, smiling my ass off, just bragging about this pick 7. Oasis Bi couldn't lose it, fast italian fluids, harness gangsta style had made my day. And they went away. Toss Out-son Oasis Bi, gotta love it. They just did their work and I just have had a blast and done mine. It was only rock and roll. Edited by - Dragon Sign on 8/10/2017 7:07:58 PM [Link]
Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13	Posted - Aug 10 2017 : 11:37PM I might not go so far as to use the word hate, but it always disappoints me when a girl I like makes a drastic change in hairstyle. The latest example for me was when a new Blacked scene with Joseline Kelly, a girl I've really liked since I first discovered her, was revealed today and I saw that she now has bleached blonde hair. [Tweet is no longer available] [Link]
zaxmate Senior Member 8384 Posts 5/15	Posted - Aug 11 2017 : 5:23AM ^ That might have been Lansky's requirement for her to have the same hair colour as Lily Rader in that particular scene. Wouldn't be the first time since he had the same requirement for Dolly Little who refused and later shot for Blacked with one of his ghost directors Laurent who was ok with her natural hair. Guitarplyr1990 wrote: going overboard on dirty talk Click to expand Since usually dirty talk is usually just acting and most performers don't have acting chops to deliver those lines convincingly it often ends up sounding fake and cheesy either intentionally like on Brazzers and Digital Playground where scenarios and acting are supposed to be laughable or unintentionally when it's done with a straight face but ends up being cringeworthy. Either way, there's no need for a dirty talk for a scene to have a great chemistry, best performance is when a model can deliver believable, engaging performance without saying a word. [Link]
Leya Falcon's fan Member 776 Posts 12/14	Posted - Aug 11 2017 : 8:59AM Guitarplyr1990 wrote: Close up shots of the penetration, going overboard on dirty talk, unrealistic looking positions, lack of creativity, flat chested chicks, facials, unreasonably large men, lack of a good plot. Click to expand going overboard on dirty talk..... Like what? when? [Link]
wickerman1271 Deactivated User 867 Posts 1/09	Posted - Aug 11 2017 : 9:53AM Many things , among those specially: male performers slapping female performers in the face male performers forcing their fingers in the female performers mouth any porn that has physical abuse puking pissing scatology midget porn oversized fat whales doing porn male performers talking too much during scenes and trying to be the star of the scene when in fact should be the female performers the stars [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Aug 11 2017 : 12:24PM Leya Falcon's fan wrote: Guitarplyr1990 wrote: Close up shots of the penetration, going overboard on dirty talk, unrealistic looking positions, lack of creativity, flat chested chicks, facials, unreasonably large men, lack of a good plot. Click to expand going overboard on dirty talk..... Like what? when? Click to expand Too much dirty is never a bad thing in my book [Link]
JackSparrow Deactivated User 7235 Posts 7/11	Posted - Aug 11 2017 : 12:26PM not just in porn but nose rings are a thing i kind of hate. [Link]
LaineyLovesYou Member http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lainey 15 Posts 8/17	Posted - Aug 11 2017 : 1:31PM It's actually a long list for me, but these are the most important things: - Annoying voices. But wait, annoying voices repeating the same two or three phrases over and over again are even better... - Bored faces. I'd rather not see a scene at all than witness a total lack of professional enthusiasm. Bored faces usually come with one, two or even more annoying voices. - When the female performer starts to moan feverishly the exact moment the tiny tip of a cock enters her. Really? Girl, please... rolls eyes - Feminist porn. I do not feel obliged to automatically like it just because I'm a woman. - Rosebuds. They catch me by surprise in every other scene and I happen to find them disgusting. - Too much of an annoying story that takes up to half of the scene so I can't help scrolling more into the scene just to notice the actual sex act is about 10 mins. of a 43 mins. scene. Sigh. - Endless blowjobs at the end of a scene because the guy(s) is/are simply not able to cum. - Intense sex action followed by a close-up of the guy's grimacing face. That might be the worst point of this list. Why do they even film that? Why?? - The infamous "white couch scenario". I'd love to see more creative settings. - The female performer shouting, commanding and cheering throughout the whole scene. I don't know, it totally kills the sensual aspect for me. Now I recall all the things I do like. Is there a thread for that already? :) XoXo ~ Lainey ~ [Link]
Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13	Posted - Aug 11 2017 : 2:59PM ^ Why yes, there is indeed a thread for that: What are some things you LOVE in porn? [Link]
LaineyLovesYou Member http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lainey 15 Posts 8/17	Posted - Aug 11 2017 : 3:47PM Mass Facialties wrote: ^ Why yes, there is indeed a thread for that: What are some things you LOVE in porn? Click to expand Thanks! This forum apparently caters to all my porn discussion needs. XoXo ~ Lainey ~ [Link]
Leya Falcon's fan Member 776 Posts 12/14	Posted - Aug 11 2017 : 6:19PM philly26 wrote: Leya Falcon's fan wrote: Guitarplyr1990 wrote: Close up shots of the penetration, going overboard on dirty talk, unrealistic looking positions, lack of creativity, flat chested chicks, facials, unreasonably large men, lack of a good plot. Click to expand going overboard on dirty talk..... Like what? when? Click to expand Too much dirty is never a bad thing in my book Click to expand Also with you, the pornstar doing that for camera, especially if it is cuckold pov scene and she talk about her personal life and husband. the slave guy sometimes may be forced to talk bad about his mom or dad or family... All that happend only on screen for the camera. [Link]

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