I hate that bullshit too. I was going to comment on that. I saw a scene A while ago where the exact same thing happened. You can hear the director in the background as clear as fucking day say loudly "missionary" or "doggy" during the scene. Have silent cues for that shit like hand gestures or winks if you want them to do a certain act or position. At least have part of the audio of him saying that muted. It knocks me out of the immersion and mood. That pisses me off to no end especially if the video has a shit ton of editing in it.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Dec 24 2016 : 9:53AM
^ Not sure I've ever seen that. Similar to the director audibly telling the oerformers what to do, the flash of a camera taking oics during a scene. Distracting and lame.
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Posted - Dec 27 2016 : 3:48PM
I can't stand when a performer has her clothes on one minute and then all of a sudden, there is an edit and she's completely naked 30 seconds later. I like to see girls remove their clothes during foreplay instead of having it edited out.
I like a little foreplay as well to bring a bit of reality to the scene. The clothes-to-naked cuts are just as disconcerting to me as all the "Daisy Duke" cutoffs that women in porn seem to like. I would imagine that directors have them wear them for expediency but they turn also turn me off.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Dec 28 2016 : 3:35PM
What turns you off about daisy dukes? They're rare in RL these days but were common in the 80s for instance. I agree about the lack of foreplay and showing the performers take their clothes off. I love to see the layers come off and don't like it when the women aren't wearing any underwear from the beginning. Love to see how the underwear fits and to see it come off. Edited by - BlackSix on 12/28/2016 8:06:50 PM
I find it annoying that a lot of porn stars have things like a manyvids site, a snapchat site, etc. Whatever happened to just having ONE good traditional high quality paysite that features pic sets, videos, and MAYBE webcam?
^Sites aren't paying enough and pornstars want more money. And an actress can't wait a company book her for a scene, she needs make money.
Edited by - samueljr on 12/28/2016 8:43:49 PM
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Posted - Dec 30 2016 : 7:04AM
The idea of anal sex being so hot on DVD. And BTS full of talking. I bought Mick Blue's Best Day Ever # 2 because it was a reverse gang bang with hot chicks in there, and I took for granted there was gonna be some fast and furious pussyaction, sliding from one over to another. What did happen, was NeXT to nothing of that. It took about fourty minutes of talking in the BTS, Mick Blue proved he had not much on his mind, except for stupidity like some other Beavis & Butthead, and to sum it up, it's almost an hour of how to insult one's intelligence in some foreign accent, girls laughing all the time, can't understand why, a humour detector wouldn't react much at all. Wortless to watch and to sit and listen too, in other words. Skipping scene 1 because cover says scene 2 is the real deal, scene outdoor? Not at all. About half an hour of nothingness except for some filming of butts from behind. Butts and buttplugs. No action. Was this another failure buy? Yes it was, there was half a minute of pussy banging twice, then there was dildo stuffing for about a quarter of an hour, as if I had bought some lesbian shit. The rest was anal and I may throw the DVD by my NeXT spring clean. A reverse gang bang with no pussyfluids and nothing close to female orgasm = complete failure in my book. Edited by - Dragon Sign on 12/30/2016 7:06:39 AM
life's to short to watch shitty porn 51 Posts 9/16
Posted - Dec 30 2016 : 2:16PM
I hate when a chick puts her hands on a guys cock.why jerk off a dude into your mouth? fuck I could do that myself .A good BJ involves no hands. I also hate cutaways to sparrow looking women waiting for the shot. Why don't they use more the shot of 'I deep throat" heather harmon to land the start of a guy cumming on their tongue and then go into her mouth again? It's a proven shot and hot as hell.
^ While I don't agree in the context of an oral or B/G scene, I feel that way about scenes that are handjob only and handjobs in real life. The best way I've heard it described is that it's like having someone else brush your teeth.
Has anyone mentioned eyes rolling back in the head during this thread? Every time I see it it looks fake as shit. Phoenix Marie is the worst offender - Christ, the other person only has to touch her leg and she goes into spasms and her eyes roll back white. What's that all about? Jenna Sativa does it occasionally too; I wish she didn't because she is perfect in every other way.
A good G/G scene turning into a G/G/B scene half way through. I'm not a huge G/G enthusiast but it annoys me when you have a hot lesbian scene going on and all of a sudden they ruin in by bringing in dude. Most recent offender was the Keisha Grey & Abella Danger scene for RK which for 12 minutes is a pretty hot scene, then all of a sudden [mod edit: comment removed. See the ADT forum etiquette, 3rd paragraph.] Deen is brought into it and ruins the whole scene. Edited by - killbillvol69 on 12/31/2016 1:44:31 PM
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Dec 31 2016 : 5:35PM
Yeah I remember a similar scene between Luscious Lopez and Oliva O´Lovely that I hoped would go on forever but then they went on to the guy for a threesome.
Was that their Big Wet Butts scene for Brazzers way back when? Olivia in pink and LL wearing blue? If so I have the opposite opinion. That scene is still one of my all time favorites ----Dread's Twitter----
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Jan 1 2017 : 5:57PM
^ No different scene. The b/g/g is good just not as hot as the g/g. Sunny Lane and Brianna Love's g/g at the beginning of Brianna Love is Buttwoman is hotter to me than the subsquent b/g/g but that doesn't mean the threesome is bad in those scenes.
They'd come closer to pleasing everyone if they did the b/g/g first, then get rid of the guy (his job is finished after the popshot), and allow the g/g 'lesbian' scene to proceed. I don't know if I've ever seen it that way in American porn, but I have seen it in (mostly vintage) europorn. I always thought it belittles g/g porn when it's treated as a warmup or appetizer or inferior substitute of "the real thing". Edited by - ninja1 on 1/1/2017 6:15:03 PM
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 3:56AM
^ I'd prefer that too. Just good to mix things up in general more than they are. The issue of me is when you can see the women are vibing off each other but have to stop to bring the guy in. Edited by - BlackSix on 1/2/2017 3:57:04 AM
The internet is for porn and for complaining. This thread seems to combine the two. = Great thread. :D First post here. I'm comfortably average when it comes to my porn consumption, so take my rant with some salt if you happen to be one of the more seasoned niche-connoisseur type of guys: - Zooming in on a dude's face (moodkiller #1, baffles me every time) - Spitting, silly loud blowjob slurping and the omnipresent gagging (moodkiller #2, want blowjob to be playful licking and kissing) - FuckmywetpussyohmygodyesyesyesImgonnacum! (less is more while acting so calm the fuck down) - Caked up and over the top glam women with big curls in sterile rent-for-production multi-million dollar mansions (utterly bored by this) - Only-the-tip penetrations (I know it's so the camera can see, but do it only for a moment and then go back to a more reality-oriented fucking, thank you) - Interview before sex (a bunch of blunt questions with lame lies and evasive answers in return) - Stripper high heels, skimpy one-size-too-small bikinis, neon fishnets and all that crap - From clothed to nude in one cut (I wanna see the undressing, even done clumsily is better than nothing) - Bald pussys (I just love me some trimmed triangle) - Anal (it's kinky, I get that, but it's just not my thing) - Smearing food on eachother (no, just no, goodbye) - Chocking the neck of the girl (the hell?) - Condoms (there are no diseases or unwanted pregnancies in my happy careless wank fantasy world, thank you very much) - Overuse of massage oil (what's your goal, to drench the set?) - Desperate wank for a facial infront of an utterly bored girl (moodkiller #3) - Artsy whitewashed scenes with slow-mo sex at 0.01 mph (aka porn for women) - That one generic lesbian scene in every other feauture-long movie - Girls constantly looking into the camera (I'm projecting me to be the dude fucking you, so please look at him) - Fake tits and ballon lips (= can't fap to this I'm too scared) - When only one of the girls gets penetration in a FFM scene (= buildup but no reward, never a good thing in porn) - Sudden location change during a scene (hot seduction outside but for the actual sex we're back on the sofa in the usual sterile porn villa. Ack!) - Obviously uncomfortable sex positions (I may laugh a bit at the artistic merit but that's not why I'm here) - Porn parodies or as-you-know storylines (most porn actors can't act so why make it even more obvious?) - Cameramen who can't keep the whole woman in the frame (with HD there is no need for closeups) - POV (it just doesn't work, either too shaky, too close-up or it's fisheye-lens rubbish) - Guys that lack any thrust rhythm or are pulling out after each thrust - Background music (uneccessary) - Group sex with more than four people (the cameraman will loose track and so will I) That's it for the moment. Have to go. Need more porn.
What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy? 2966 Posts 5/10
Posted - Jan 3 2017 : 12:50PM
Hate is the wrong word but I don't get the new She-Hulk trend created by Phoenix Marie. I have seen many trailer latley, where women act like (strong) men. I don't know if that's sexy.
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Posted - Jan 3 2017 : 9:51PM
^ I watched a scene once with Gianna Michaels doing something similar, where the scene starts of her carrying Mr Pete across the set before they fuck.
I don't hate it, just think it's funny and have nowhere else to put this. It's a little bit more than ridiculous that 95% of porn scenes take place during the day. I get lighting, filming, and everything, but actual sex almost always happens at night. Yeah, yeah, porn isn't real, I know.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Jan 4 2017 : 12:33AM
^^ Meh, its something different. So much porn is so predictable I can't complain when they try something different and with a sense of humour. Too much po-faced aggro screaming in gonzo.
That is annoying, so I've learned to be skeptical of scenes promoted with images of just the 2 the women. It's also frustrating because it's often the closest to decent G/G some of those popular B/G performers ever get.
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Posted - Jan 4 2017 : 9:56PM
Alexis Texas has never done IR. I'm guessing that'd be on your list?
I have no idea which company shoots those scenes but those POV scenes where a fish eye-like camera lens are used are just plain AWFUL and unwatchable. I don't know who thought it would be a good idea to shoot scenes in that way.
It's the ultimate submission: a woman worships a man so much that she does even carry him around, he doesn't even need to do the effort of walking himself anymore.
Facial plastic surgery, including botox and lip injections/implants. It never looks good, it always looks terrible. It never improves the appearance of a porn star, it only makes them look worse. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Naming no names, but we all know pretty girls in the industry who've ruined their appearance, or at least greatly damaged it, by having this sort of thing done. Having said that, I don't mind boob jobs. I know some people are almost fanatical in their dislike for fake tits, but it's never really bothered me in the slightest.
I hate the whole men spitting and the putting a foot on the actress head thing. Porn that demeans women in general really. IMHO I wouldn't be sad if they got rid of fisting, gaping, double vaginal, double anal and triple anal. I know there are fans. I like rough sex, but it's little too much for me.
Posted - Dec 21 2016 : 4:32PM
